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A federal grand jury has indicted an Ohio man on charges of trying to poison House Speaker John Boehner.
Michael Hoyt of Deer Park called 911 in October and told dispatchers that he had wanted to poison Boehner, R-Ohio, at the Wetherington Country Club in West Chester, where Hoyt was a bartender, according to court documents. Hoyt was indicted Jan. 7.
Officers from the Deer Park Police Department met with Hoyt, who told officers that he was Jesus Christ and was going to kill Boehner because the speaker was "mean" to him at the country club. Hoyt then told officers that he had a gun, and he planned to shoot Boehner and take off, according to the documents.
Hoyt was voluntarily taken to the University of Cincinnati Medical Center for a psychiatric evaluation at the time.
The man also stated that he thought John Boehner is the devil, which I have to admit makes sense. I mean I don't personally believe in the devil but if I did he would look almost exactly like John Boehner.
The bartender also believes that Boehner is responsible for the Ebola virus.
First I want to say that this is a horrible situation and I am glad they caught this guy before he harmed one hair on Speaker Boehner's giant orange head.
Having said that I also think that this would have been the perfect crime.
After all who has more contact with John Boehner than his bartender?
Okay well maybe the attendant at the tanning salon, but the bartender is definitely a close second.
Maybe Congress should launch an investigation. You know just to be sure that John Boehner is NOT the devil. Couldn't hurt.
Maybe Boehner should have a press conference so he could categorically state "I am not the devil". It worked so well for Christine O'Donnell.
ReplyDeleteUnbelievable! Must be a RW lie! Why would a bartender want to kill his best customer?
DeleteAll kidding aside, this kind of pisses me off! We have nutjobs everyday THREATEN POTUS yet what makes the news? Some bible thumper (who will be labeled a "lib" for sure) who threatens tan man!!!
DeleteWho planted this nonstory? Tan man b/c the evil mean teabags were trying to oust him as speaker?
Funny how we JUST read about this NOW when it occurred in Oct?
And its hair of the dog for boner....let him taste the Krazy that stalks POTUS everyfucking single day!!!
Agreed, 9:36 am! Nutjob threatens Boo-Hoo Boy and gets committed...many nutjobs threaten the POTUS and meh, what are ya gonna do?!?! It's an outrage.
DeleteTook the words right out of my mouth - err fingers. LOL!
DeleteOf course, mentally ill person has a gun. This is the United States of NRA wet dreams.
ReplyDeleteI swear--we (Ohioans) are becoming Texas' crazy northern cousin.
ReplyDeleteWhere is all the media coverage on the threats made on the life of President Obama? He is suppose to have more than any other POTUS in our history! (probably mainly to his being black!)
ReplyDeleteThis thing with the asshole Boehner seems weird to me!
Orange is the new Black.
DeleteI have to disagree. I think the devil would look like Ted Cruz or Creepy Chuck and be a pedophile.
ReplyDeleteWhen it comes to the devil look I vote for a Heath, the Creepy Chuck, "fairytale troll" and a pedophile look.
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Jeremy Scahill to CNN: You and Other Networks Use 'Frauds' as Terror Experts
http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2015/01/chuck-heath-jrs-list-of-ten-things.html?showComment=1421181689951#c2823790357547655872
I don't know about you, but I think the devil looks like Dick Cheney.
DeleteCheney is the devil. The others have the look and serve the devil or junior devil.
DeleteCIA on Trial in Virginia for Planting Nuke Evidence in Iran
http://warisacrime.org/content/cia-trial-virginia-planting-nuke-evidence-iran
The bartender probably got tired of serving oompa loompa carrot juice to the speaker.
ReplyDeleteIf I were John, I'd hire a taster before my next trip to the bar. This guy probably has given someone an idea....
ReplyDeleteYeah, what say you Sarah? Are you gonna let him get away with this? Are you gonna let him mock and insult your disabled 'son'?
ReplyDeleteAs Ted Nugent-Sarah Palin Special Approaches, Nugent Mocks Those With Mental Disabilities
...An image posted to Facebook by Nugent on January 14 contained other offensive comments, including, "Look at you smiling at your phone, you crayon eating motherfucker," and suggested that a "retard" "lick[ed] windows" or "screw[ed] farm animals":
http://mediamatters.org/blog/2015/01/14/as-ted-nugent-sarah-palin-special-approaches-nu/202129
https://www.facebook.com/tednugent/photos/a.415262022296.178371.124016042296/10152672044122297/?type=1&theater
Vile and putrid man. Vile and putrid woman. They are butt buddies. That Skank sucks this guy's dick makes perfect sense.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2576004/Bachelor-star-Juan-Pablo-Galavis-blames-poor-English-mocking-mentally-disabled.html
DeleteWhat's funny is that Ted plagiarized this entire comment from a braindead non-English speaking Bachelor contestant. He can't even be original in his hate.
Boston News Site Awkwardly Jokes About Boehner's Alleged Death Threats
ReplyDeleteThe question is: Would anyone have noticed? Stories about Boehner’s drinking have circulated for years. His drinking inspired a blog called DrunkBoehner, and in 2010 he brought booze back to Washington. Had he been poisoned as planned, perhaps his pickled liver could have filtered out the toxins.
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/boston-dot-com-boehner-drinking
http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2015/01/bostoncoms-questionable-boehner-joke-201062.html
O/T Did Sarah Palin Just Call Ellen DeGeneres, "A Man?"
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_bcipy2lRc
She definitely refers to Jill, her dog, as he and him! Man is she confused or what?
Here's the full interview from this morning...
Deletehttp://www.myfoxla.com/story/27848746/sarah-palin-talks-politics-in-hollywood-and-her-new-show-amazing-america
Holy Shit, this is going to blow right up in her face! I'm always amazed at how some of her homophobic and racist comments seem to just roll off into the abyss, but Ellen is a beloved entertainment figure, not just in the gay community, but in ALL communities. This one might just stick.
DeleteThe FOX news anchors were laughing at Sarah babbling on and on. In her convoluted way she dissed Ellen and the LGBT community. The side by side photos of the dogs with kids on their backs really pointed out what a load Trig was on that small lab. Enough said about the Jaked-Up pup.
DeleteAnd, also, too, they hit her with a gotcha question. Which Repub would she want to see run in 2016. That was one bug-eyed pause. They couldn't bench her but she ran out the clock with her non answer. Blah, blah, blah until the buzzer sounded.
RJ in BBistan
It's enough to know that light is being shined on this Puppy Jake Foundation and the fact that they've only placed one dog with a wounded vet in their entire existence! Also too, it's nice to know that the founder is a shyster and a user and a political player that is hellbent on lining her own pockets rather than helping anyone but herself. Palin really knows how to pick those that she "pals around with".
DeleteSarah has lost touch with reality. It may not be so easy to come back this time. Just ask her brother.
DeleteDon't forget she blacked out for Christmas. When she could finally appear to be coming back around she or someone said on her FB that she was oblivious.
I almost feel sorry for her that some fools are doing that Earthquake thing for her to pretend she would run for an office.
I wonder if they let her know she is scheduled to have tea with Margie Thatcher across the pond in March? I can't wait until she hears about Cambridge. She will forget what sex Todd is after that. His name?
Sarah Palin's friend. A friend she is proud to boast that she and her girls visit in his private place.
ReplyDeleteLimbaugh Connects Boehner Bartender Story to Democratic ‘Attacks’ on GOP
http://www.mediaite.com/online/limbaugh-connects-boehner-bartender-story-to-democratic-attacks-on-gop/
O/T but I thought this would interest you, Gryphen -- it's an unbelievable, all-time LOW in religious hypocrisy
ReplyDelete"Family: Lakewood Church Stops Woman's Funeral Because She Was Gay"
http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_27312180/family-lakewood-church-refuses-funeral-service-because-woman
Always best to tip well, just sayin...
ReplyDeleteMaking your way in the world today takes everything you got.... sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name. I could picture Carla dropping a little something something in his drink, but poor Boehner and we the peeps pay for his golfing and drinking sprees, poor Boehner needs to cough up a few bucks for the tip jar, the sauna towel boy, the spray tanning dude, his massage attendant, and the guy in the mens room that sells spritzes of cheap cologne and aspirin.
ReplyDeleteRemember, this is a country club where all his "friends" go. The world knows he's a raving alcoholic, this happened when? and it's reported now? I wonder why? I think they need an up and down bi partisan vote on an intervention to get him in a program, but then I hate seeing a grown man cry like a baby. ,
You're right, this could have been much worse, he could have killed enough brain cells that he'd end up speaking word salad, chopping down trees, wear high heels, suspenders and a bra.
Ok, the guy could have gotten off with an insanity plea (he thinks he is jesus) but he blew it with his claim Bohner is the devil (the truth).
ReplyDeleteOn nightline they reported he plotted to kill Bohner because he had him fired, Bohner claims he never saw the guy before in his life-maybe because he is one of the insignificant little people or he is always too drunk?
Mitten was taken down by a waiter, maybe the Republican should start paying attention to the "servants".
I cannot stand to listen or look at John Boehner on TV for 1 minute. If that bartender served him for 5 years and he had to listen to him for long periods of time, he should plead insanity. I think most jurors would agree that that would drive most people insane.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't we love to get the bartender under oath at deposition?!
ReplyDeleteCrying John probably never left a tip for the poor 47 percenter. He kept it to send to his BFF Koch brothers to donate to the 1 preventers they control.
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