Sunday, January 04, 2015

Now Huckabee is jumping in to the 2016 presidential race? Is the clown car even ready for these jokers yet?

Courtesy of Politico:  

Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee announced Saturday night that he would be ending his Fox News talk show to gauge support for a possible presidential campaign. 

“There has been a great deal of speculation as to whether I would run for President,” Huckabee told his followers on Facebook. “I won’t make a decision about running until late in the spring of 2015, but the continued chatter has put Fox News into a position that is not fair to them.”  

“I feel compelled to ascertain if the support exists strongly enough for another Presidential run. So as we say in television, stay tuned!” he added. 

Seriously?

Well I guess with Jeb Bush all but declaring his intentions to run the race needs that crazy evangelical candidate to make him look more reasonable.

Personally I hope they bring back the entire clown car of GOP hopefuls this year.


I would love to see Rick Perry, Mike Huckabee, Rand Paul (Standing in for his father Ron.), Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich and even batshit crazy Michele Bachmann all back together on the debate stage.

I mean I really don't think I have ever laughed more than while watching those 2012 debates. That shit was gold!

31 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:23 PM

    Of COURSE he's running. These guys don't leave their cushy perches at Fox unless they are pushed out. "not fair to Fox?" Right. Hucklebee is all about fairness.
    And I don't expect to see even one female on the GOP debate stage. They may say there is no war on women, but they wage it every waking moment. I doubt we'll even see anyone not white up there...Cruz and Rubio will be relegated to fighting for the VP slot, but since the GOP candidate will no doubt hail from the lily-white evangelical South, their services will not be required. I think it will be Loser Ryan again in the 2nd seat.

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  2. angela12:35 PM

    No car this time.
    Its going to be a bus!

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    1. Anonymous1:04 PM

      Will it be a slightly used bus, reeking of Taco Bell & vodka?

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  3. Anonymous12:37 PM

    Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham has been making noises about running, also too. McCain even said HE would vote for Graham if he runs. Imagine the backlash if that happens? Maybe little lumpy Johnny could run as his VP?

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  4. Huckabee is known for premature errr...ummm oh nevermind.

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  5. Of course Huckabee will run to build up his profile, score some book contracts and speaking gigs, then he will withdraw and go back to fox, with a bigger, fatter contract, lather, rinse, repeat.

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    1. Anonymous1:41 PM

      Exactly, Nefer...you are spot on again!

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    2. Anonymous1:54 PM

      That's the way it's played...yep.

      Sheesh

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  6. physicsmom12:49 PM

    Add newest wacko Ben Carson who'll stand in for Herman Cain and you have the full gamut of Republican loons.

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  7. Anonymous12:51 PM

    You forgot Sarah Palin's close friend, "Herb" Cain. He wants to ride shotgun.

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    1. Anonymous1:06 PM

      Be careful, Sarah will call you a racist for the black man shotgun remark!

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    2. Anonymous1:56 PM

      Please. oh please "Herb". This is your year...do it! 9-9-9!

      Sheesh

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  8. Anonymous12:57 PM

    Huckabee will never make it to the primary. The Republicans have a shit load of goof balls thinking about running. Can hardly wait for Hillary Clinton to declare and win!

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  9. I can't wait for all the clowns to arrive in NH it's always a good shit show.

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  10. Anonymous1:16 PM

    My favorite official "don't send your money to Sarah, send it to us...for her" site, the earthquake movements Facebook page has a post about a "gracious thank you card from Sally Heath" for the Texas fruitcake they sent to the Palin/Heath clan. So, Rick Perry is now in the possession of the Palin/Heaths? Is that legal? It's a big clan-couldn't they have tossed Cruz in, also, too?

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  11. I don't even know why Huckabee would even think he has any chance of getting the Republican nomination if he decides to run. It's true he's more popular than a lot of the potential candidates, but I can't see him succeeding. One thing it could do, however, is waste the evangelicals votes and weaken the influence in government evangelicals have. Hopefully, it would put more strength in a more mainstream candidate, and lessen some of the radical influence from the far right.

    I also wonder what the Republicans would do if Hillary got elected putting another Democrat in the White House. I would love to see the look on their faces on election night.

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  12. Anonymous1:29 PM

    Republican's Next Top Candidate (with Chuck Todd directing the circus)

    https://farm9.staticflickr.com/8585/15834442837_cf625c7505.jpg

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  13. Anonymous2:01 PM

    It kills me, the size of the ego, on these jerks.

    PRESIDENT...yeah, right.

    They have the idea that all you need is to have a million or so crazy-assed followers, and that means they'd know how to deal with foreign nations, guide a complicated economy, and keep an ever-growing populace of angry Americans placated.

    When I watch President Obama deftly do all those things, he often seems superhuman. For some dumb cracker who has made his money grifting off the gullibility of poor Southern folks, to even imagine being of that caliber, scares the crap out of me.

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    1. Anonymous4:15 PM

      i agree -- it is a tough job and obama has an amazing grace and wit amidst calm and determination. truly a magnificent leader for our country.

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    2. fromthediagonal4:46 PM

      anon@2:01 and 4:15 pm... both your comments are perfect. As I said before, my brain stutters, and you are helping me to stabilize.

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  14. Anonymous2:21 PM

    CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN!

    http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/228429-gohmert-announces-challenge-to-boehner

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  15. Anonymous3:07 PM

    And let's not forget we have Rick Perry coming up not to mention Bachmann and her beau, Herman Cain, Santorum, it's gonna' be a laugh a minute. And then throw Palin in there. Holy Cow!

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  16. A J Billings3:18 PM

    Granny $arah will NOT run for President.

    Waaayyy too much work

    Queen Esther, her Highness would not want an unscripted debate with anyone else, because Queens anointed by Pastor Muthee the witch killer. need not lower themselves to dialogue with peons.

    Too much money needed

    Takes too long

    Far too much commitment for a defeated Quitter like $arah

    Risks her entire grifting scam

    Risks exposing the lies, crimes, secrets, and putting national
    reports on the trail of all her nasty scandals

    Trust me, the Dumbass of Alaska is never running for President.

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  17. >I mean I really don't think I have ever laughed more than while watching those 2012 debates. That shit was gold!<

    You can say that again. You don't forget a debate where the audience cheers the suggestion of a killed gay soldier and not one of those cowardly fuckfaces on that stage had the guts to admonish them.

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  18. Anonymous4:31 PM

    I am not concerned about his running. I am just tired of his sidekick , idiotic spokesperson ms chicken Norris.

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  19. Anita Winecooler4:47 PM

    Greta "got more work done" Van Sustern was on abc with wet hair, she predicts he might possibly run because he gets paid big bucks on Focks Gnus and walking away from that wouldn't make sense. See? Fox doesn't hire just blonde bimbos!! LMAO

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  20. Anonymous6:12 PM

    Oh, there's going to be a carload of clowns this presidential election cycle! There's a FB site called Conservative Clown Car watching all these idiots. Check it out.

    https://www.facebook.com/ConservativeClownCar?ref=hl

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  21. Anonymous8:25 PM

    Jeb Bush is way too 'liberal' (as they pronounce it) for most of the baggers, who now comprise the biggest plurality of the GOP voting base. And it may be that, by now, even Huckabee is too 'librul' for them. The only way Jeb can prevail within his own party is if he announces Cruz for a running mate (and I wouldn't doubt that Cruz is already at Bush's throat demanding the opportunity). How ironic: someone not even born in America, and who is an on-video proven liar, is now considered by the illiterate GOP (illiterati?!) to be their most-favored candidate! Hard to figure out from this perspective whether Bush's desire is merely to 'clean out' from government archives all unflattering documents about his father and brother, or whether he actually thinks he can change the party's current suicidal agenda. I doubt the latter, because if you study Jeb sufficiently, you will find that there. is. nothing. moderate. about him (remember Terri Schiavo? remember Katherine Harris and the essential Florida component of the stolen election of 2000? remember the first cousin, Jonathan Bush, a Fox 'news' announcer, who called the national election for Bush live on TV even though Gore had already won it by then? remember Rick Scott, Luis Posada Carriles, and other Bush cronies??).

    http://www.jfkmurdersolved.com/anatomy.htm

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