We used the three loveliest sounding STDs - chlamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis - and added up infections per 100,000 residents, meaning the higher the number is the more of a chance you will catch something when you bring someone home from the bar. Here are the official rankings for the sluttiest states in America.
Okay maybe this time I wish Alaska were further down the list.
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ReplyDeletehttp://gizmodo.com/heres-all-the-dirty-details-on-americas-thriving-porn-1208587525
Alaska is officially a Southern state now.
DeleteWelcome to Dixie! Hope you brought protection, and I'm not referring to a pistola or a pocketknife, Bubba!
The south wins again...
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised AK isn't number one, considering Sarah, Todd, Bristol, and Willow live there. Notice how the top seven are all red states that push abstience onlly education?
ReplyDeleteAK is ot number one because Sarah is an old dried-up-granny & fake boobs and facelifts don't do the trick. Also, beeffy is a born-again-virgin, or a resident of AZ but pretend to live in AK to claim her free money.
DeleteOooooh My goodness. Im scared for ya all. But really? You have more class then rotton ass? right? I know ya do? right? nobody is that desperate these days. right? can ya catch this crude toxic stuff from eating out too? good gosh!!!!!!!! oooooooooooooooooooo whoa is me. gotta clean up this classless society and adopt some real manners, morals and respect. keep the pecker home and the crack clean kids. Wash you hands and behave. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteWhat?
DeleteI can't believe we are in last place. Come on NH fire up your libidos.
ReplyDeleteI think it has more do with NH having educated young people who know how to protect themselves from STD's along with unwanted pregnancies. I also bet this directly correlates to NH having a lower teen pregnancy rate.
DeleteWell, it's interesting that New Hampshire is dead last.
ReplyDeleteI knew there was something in the water here, but not prudence, wisdom, and chastity :-)
Must have something to do with that old Yankee Puritan work and life ethic.
Or maybe it's just education?
Don't they teach sex ed in Alaskan schools Gryphen, Or have the Jerry Prevo lunatics managed to take that out of the curriculum?
Naw, it's nothng in the water or Yankee puritanism. It's that you're almost Canadian…. open to sex education, healthcare, tolerance
DeleteCheck out this pic of Palin from the Palin Earthquake.com site.
ReplyDelete"Thonghazi" anyone?
http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/1607/9583/original.jpg
I am guessing this has something to do with her black clothing and somebody snapped a shot of Sarah with a camera flash and the pants became see through.
You would think that the earthquakers would not post this very unattractive photo to their site. You know, so presidential and all.
This is related to the post in what way?
DeleteTroll
DeleteAlaska being the second sluttiest state?
DeleteDamn guys, you are being more like c4per's every fucking day! Gryphen brought AIP Sarah Palin into the mix in the storyline & at 3:42, Sarah Palin has a serpents heart mentioned her. 6:04 linked to a great picture of how together Sarah is from behind (I love the hair!)and you guys go all Thereasak on him/her! Even if it is slightly OT-since when is that not allowed? When I peek in on c4p, all they do is this shit! STOP IT, STOP IT STOP! You kids are making me drink waaay too early! Hoohah!
DeleteIt's a good tie-in to Gryphen's post...
DeleteA wonderful picture of Madam President who used to be the half-term leader of the second sluttiest state in the union.
Why is 6:04 a troll? People go OT on this site all the time and it is usually to post something about everyone's favorite hoohah. Gryphen used her name in the title of this post and nobody jumped on him for bringing her into it. Seems a few people need to apologize to 6:04..…
Delete7:15, I can dislike that woman intensely and still have a nice disposition and not drink early. Your spelling and speech style give you away troll.
DeleteFirstly, the drinking comment was a joke. I don't drink/smoke/drugs. Spelling? Did I misspell something? Speech, really? If you heard speech, it might be worth seeing someone. Again, look at the title of the post and if you want to change the narative, start at the top!
Delete7:49
DeleteYou do realize that "trolls" come to IM to DEFEND Sarah Palin, not to disparage her, right?
7:49
DeletePlease climb off your high horse. A story about STDs with Sarah Palin's name in the lead-in, probably isn't a good fit for you. Perhaps you should skip over all the story's posted on IM that have Sarah Palin's name in the title, because-spoiler alert-it's not going to go well for you!
809 'all of em'
DeleteNo different than when palin brings the president in EVERYTHING, including anything that she does or doesn't do. lol
DeleteExcept in this case we ALL agree the born-again-virgin is a blatent lie to make money and scarb is the #1 pimp
UGH!!! I need some eye bleach after seeing that unkempt right-out-of-bed beotch's picture.
DeleteJust HOW can a 'public' (or should it be 'pubic'?!) person go out and meet people, dressed like this? And to top it off, her 'fans' use THAT type of picture as their 'example'???
Exactly! As long as AIP Sarah Palin goes "balls to the wall, shuckin' and jivin', mom pants wearin', cajones, dog eatin' " childish, racist bullshit into our political conversations, I prefer to take the road well traveled by the haughty AIP Palin, that being the low road.
DeleteNice okole, NOT!
DeleteIn Alaska's defense a lot of these cases are in the villages where sex education and access to health care is quite limited.
ReplyDeleteIn some of these isolated small communities STDs can spread like...well like STDs.
They can also be sexually assaulted. Nothing more heartbreaking than having victims get an STD on top of their trauma.
Deleteand it's funny how the State of Alaska sits on it...see to them 'if we can just get rid of them' aka First Peoples...then we don't have to give them back the money and land and resources we took from them...
DeleteGee tactic sounds familiar...another one from the Alaska Political Playbook...after all it's a great place to funnel money globally with no oversight...
So now what's gonna happen when the REPO men start showing up? Ah didn't know that hu?
Not to be a PIA but I am pretty sure the name of some of the cooties have changed to STIs - sexually transmitted infections. But if they are not treated bad things can happen especially to offspring.
DeleteJust a factoid. Not meaning any ill will.
In some of these isolated small communities STDs can spread like...well like STDs.
DeleteThis seems apropos…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jKiunSRzAI
I love my friends and they love me
We're just as close as we can be
And just because we really care
Whatever we get, we share!
I got it from agnes
She got it from jim
We all agree it must have been him
Louise who gave it to him
(Full lyrics at the link.)
Did palin defund the rape kits and required victims to pay for their own rape/sexual assault kits to prove their case? And of course the local PD involvement etc., this was covered by many people years ago right?
DeleteI knew it, I knew it, I knew it...you slutty cold loving sluts
ReplyDeleteLooks like all that prayin' in the bible belt is not working.
ReplyDeleteWhat's with the "sluttiest" and outlines of naked women? Is the suggestion that STD's are women's fault only? I'm finding this moderately offensive......
ReplyDeleteSorry Gryphen.
I'm with you on that. I find it very offensive to women. It should have a big "OOPS" logo instead.
DeleteIt takes two to tango, you know. Use protection, people.
Mildred
Because we still have a long way to go as a society. Women are still the Jezebels, who lead men a stray. We are still perceived as responsible for the morality of society. Pity the poor, innocent young man, lured into a life of lust and sex by a wanton woman.
DeleteGlad I'm not the only one who sees how this photo is offensive.
DeleteI also find it offensive,it implies women are the only cause of STD's.
DeleteIt's number 2 because no one wants to get with $carah. Imean look at her. lol....And by the looks in the Barnie show & Today show she's trying her hardest to look sexy but only looked ridiculous with the zipper-down-top & the entire world has seen her make-up free and "true look." And honestly the entire world can see how ridiculous she looked in her last sexy-granny "presentations or interviews" HAHAHAHAH..ROLF!
ReplyDeleteDo you have Palin on the brain? Is she in your head?
DeleteWould you knock it off, 7:06 AM?
DeleteGo back to bed!
7:06, re-read the header GRYPHEN used. He put Sarah into the conversation. Why don't you call him on it, also, too? Hoohah!
Delete7:06 AM Are we in your head, troll?
Deleteits a straight-jacket in disguise...
DeleteAnonymous7:32 AM
DeleteYour master palin inserts Mr. Obama, his daughters and wife in ALL her conversations, and blames him for everything. Including not getting enough money to grift.
I think when she stops doing that we might reconsider. But you do have to admit that when one sees those statistics, the name PALIN comes to mind.
Anonymous8:02 AM
DeleteHow original
Anonymous8:33 AM,
DeleteYou sound just like her - "Obama did worse, why can't I?"
To not speak up when palin & her tea bots make vile, hateful comments against our POTUS, sends them the message thst we are in agreement. To remain silent is to allow lies to go unchallenged. You may choose to do it in a more refrained way & I applaud you. I was you, a long time ago. Ultimately, aren't we agruing a topic that just cost 12 people in France their lives? That being my right to express myself vs your right to not be offended? I know where I stand on this issue.
DeleteAnonymous9:07 AM
DeleteYeah, but i'm not "running" for president, so i don't have to "pretend" to be presidnetial, huh? And i'm not pretending to be something i'm not to grift money...ha!
Anyhow, we forgot to include creepy chuckie. But wait, he might be trying to behave to grift for his little hobby...like taking photos of his wife with transparent clothing & posting them online.
The reason it's now number #2 is because sarah's is out of business, and that leaves bristol who's dated the entire wassilli town and is now looking online for lumbersexuals....I guess that shit is getting old and stinky. HOOHAAAAA!
ReplyDeleteIt's number #2 because barstool is a born-again-virgin--even though she's shacking up with junker.
DeleteI'm telling you, this junker must be a saint to not have sex with a 25-yeard-old-grown woman with a child.
Also, scarab is off the list of candidates, even with the face lift and fake boobs.
how can barstool be a virgin while she travels with her lover & takes photos in hotels with him whicle dragging her offspring along.
DeleteMississippi wins again! We are either at the bottom or the top of every superlative known to man. Yippee, skippee...
ReplyDeleteGryphen, have you seen the latest round of the Sarah vs .....? Round 5?6?, is featuring Sarah vs Savannah. Seems Sarah wasn't happy with how "hard" the Today show was on her! I guess Guthrie forgot to apply ChapStick before beginning her ass kissing/interview!
ReplyDeletesounds like someone took away her 'weed' and replaced it with 'pills'...sarah if it's not grown brewed or distilled don't touch it...
DeleteSounds like safe sex practice education needs to be ramped up. Also, fucking with strangers when drunk and unprotected might be helpful, especially out in the wilderness.
ReplyDeleteAnd Toad - spring for some antibiotics and gloves please.
You know, Sarah & KKKL may be suffering from STDs & the results of STDs. And that explains their looks and behaviors, and for those who thought Sarah was "hot," it was ALL makeup. The entire world has seen her in her "purest" form...lol..
ReplyDeleteAnyway, about the birth abnormalities associated with STDs. There's the Bristol, who got the chin, ther child she had before tripp...and the ones she;s hidden for some reason.
I see Alaska missed being number 1. Well Alaskan's, don't be disappointed now. The reason Alaska didn't make that coveted spot was, if you remember, Bristol Palin spent 6 months of out state in 2014. So there's hope for next year!
ReplyDeleteMississippi also has the highest teen pregnancy rate, and the highest percentage of HS drop outs.
ReplyDeleteI think the chart directly correlates to the type of sex education ( or as I like to call it, biology) in those states. Seems abstinence only just really translates into uneducated,
Has anyone seen in the Anchorage Museum the exhibit entitled "Like Shooting Fish in a Barrel" (or something like that)? I kid you not ... it is video shown into the top of a large barrel which alternates images of Palin with that of a scantily-clad pole dancer. Wow!
ReplyDeleteMS is the poorest. That is why they are 1. And in surprised ak is that high. Though it's secluded, and small population wise
ReplyDeleteYou have to admit, when anyone sees the Alaska statistics the first thing that comes to mind is the PALINS. One reason is that they are all virgins...lol.. ok ok...only barstool is virginal.
ReplyDeleteBut they ALL have conceived out-of-wedlock and are divorced or with "living-arrangements."
Not a big deal to be a single mother. Heck this is the 21st century and it's not the first time children are conceived out-of-wedlock or people shack-up. The difference is that they acctually make money of pretending they are pure & holy.
"Number two? But..but..we have Sarah Palin."
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin is a number two.
A pile of shit!