The newest Fartknocker finds a tie dyed Sarah Palin resplendent in rhinestones and the usual mooseshit.

The first thing I noticed is that a the beginning of the video it shows a number of scenes with Palin interacting with Trig (Well somebody's been visiting IM lately.) and working with food. (Eeew.)

Yeah, like we buy that.

Here is what Wonkette had to say about this "Ask Me Anything" segment: 

First, the numbers: Palin published just under six minutes of video content in the last week, which means she’s back to running the laziest grift in American politics. More than half of this week’s content centers on one question from “John,” who writes in to Ask Sarah Anything. (Incidentally, Palin’s Ask Me Anything segments now have a new acoustic intro; it sounds more like Prairie Home Companion‘s interludes, only somehow more self-righteous, if that’s even possible.) Here is John’s question, with all punctuation and capitalization sic’d from the original. 

“There was a ‘gift’ in the Cromnibus Bill for the ‘too big to fail’ banks that puts the taxpayer on the hook for their speculation in derivatives. Given the pain, harm and loss that Americans suffered from the last financial collapse, made worse by the policies of Mr. Obama and his allies in Congress, and as this proposal greatly increases the likelihood of another financial collapse with even more devastating consequences, will the members of the Senate forego the blandishments and largesse of the financial sector and stand up for ‘the Forgotten Man,’ or will they forsake their duty as public servants? What are your thoughts?” 

The last financial crisis was made worse by President Obama?  Well somebody is certainly getting all of their information from Fox News.

Palin stumbles through her answer in her usual unprepared state, with her voice rising to a high pitched squeal a couple of times in an attempt to appear cute.

She also voices some surprise at how "sleazy politicians behave" which means somewhere there is a kettle screaming "stop calling me black" in her direction.

The next question posed to Palin is "Do you have a candidate in mind (for 2016) that you feel would protect the constitution?"

Now of course this poor idiot is hoping that Palin herself will declare that SHE is finally ready to declare her candidacy and save the country from the reasonable and incredibly helpful policies of Barack Obama, and drag us into another unnecessary war and of course financial ruin.

But dammit that is not the way this game is played. So instead she says the following:

"It's too early really to say. (In other words let's see how things go so that I can jump on at the last minute and pretend that I am a king maker.) A lot of us are considering what, any of us are going to do in 2016. (But here let me wiggle my wrinkled ass in your face again so that you don't stop sending me money.) The bench there of candidates is very flexible. (WTF?) I can say this though, we need a Reagan-ite candidate. We need bold conservative colors, not pale establishment pastels. (Once again WTF?)

Usually it is always a safe bet for conservatives to bring up Ronald Reagan, but I don't think that using Ronnie as a metaphor for a painter's palette really makes a whole lot of sense.

However I have to admit that I spent much of the video trying to figure out just what in the hell Palin is wearing. I think it was an unbuttoned tie dye shirt thrown on over some slinky nightgown.

I assume that she was attempting to draw attention to her chest but once your eyes wandered there all you saw was a flattened breast bone covered by precancerous skin, and some inflatable breasts working desperately to create the illusion of cleavage.

I think Palin needs to decide if she wants to be taken seriously as a political pundit, or go all in as a cam girl on Chaturbate where she can show off her dried up old cootchie for some real money.