Ted Nugent does not appreciate that we call him a pedophile, or draft dodger, or share other truths about him on the internet.

Courtesy of Raw Story:  

Conservative rocker Ted Nugent on Tuesday lashed out at what he called liberal “a gang of punks” on the Internet for accusing him of being a draft dodger, a racist, and a pedophile. 

On Tuesday edition of Newsmax’s Mid-point, Nugent explained how excited he was to join host Ed Berliner for an interview. 

“My American dream glows so vibrantly, I might squirt through the phone and stain the entire listening audience. God bless America!” Nugent exclaimed. 

“That would be awfully messy,” Berliner noted. “I mean, the paper towels we would need would be horrible.” 

“You would need more than that,” Nugent quipped. “I’d recommend an Olympic-sized down-filled comforter with a couple of large friends of mine with Louisville Sluggers to ram it elsewhere. My point being, I’m here to share my effervescence because I’m addicted to truth, logic, common sense and the American way.”

Gee I wonder why people think Nugent is a deviant?  

When it came to his political views, Nugent said that his rhetoric was “over the edge” because people like President Barack Obama and NBC anchor Brian Williams had created a “goofy planet of the apes America.” 

According to the Motor City Madman, there were a “gang of punks” on the Internet that monitored everything he did.

Nugent then goes on to complain that people online make up quotes out of thin air and attribute them to him.

You mean like suggesting that the first black President had created a "goofy planet of apes" in America?

Nugent then offers up the charges of being a racist or being a pedophile as examples.

Well the pedophile charges come from allegations by Courtney Love that she performed fellatio on Nugent when she was 12 years old, and is kind of backed up by lyrics like this: 

Well, I don't care if you're just 13 
You look too good to be true 
I just know that you're probably clean... 
Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine... 
It's quite alright, I asked your mama 
Wait a minute, officer 
Don't put those handcuffs on me 
Put them on her, and I'll share her with you 

Not exactly words that spring to mind if you are NOT into having sex with underage girls.

As for the racist part, well:  

MTV is a liberal lump of hippy snot. They are embarrassing. Those big uneducated greasy black mongrels on there, they call themselves rap artists. Excuse me? During a bad bloody case of diarrhea, I got more soul than those guys do at the peak of their life. That's not music. What do you slap some electronic noisemaker and then grunt to it? And this is like soul? No, excuse me, you want to know what soul is? No wonder James Brown went to prison, no wonder Wilson Pickett went to jail, no wonder Chuck Barry went to jail. They're embarrassed by their black brothers. That's not soul. That's not cool. That's stupid.

Well since we are on the topic what about misogyny:  

About Hillary Clinton: "You probably can't use the term `toxic cunt' in your magazine, but that's what she is. Her very existence insults the spirit of individualism in this country. This bitch is nothing but a two-bit whore for Fidel Castro."

Yeah you know perhaps people would make up quotes about Ted Nugent to smear his name, but the facts are how could they get a word in edgewise while he is doing that for them?