Monday, March 30, 2015

Sarah Palin mounts her old dead horse, and starts ringing her bell to warn the patriots that "ISIS is coming, ISIS is coming!"

http://launch.newsinc.com/share.html?trackingGroup=90074&siteSection=wonkette&videoId=28786901
Click dazed expression to play video.
I am going to transcribe the video just to test my pain threshold.

Here you go, oooh that stings already:

"Well President Obama's war against ISIS, it's going so well that ISIS is expanding. The Nigerian terror group called Boko Haram has now repeatedly pledged its allegiance to ISIS. At one stroke ISIS has added a new center of operations, thousands of new fighters, and thousands of square miles to its Jihadist empire. ISIS now controls territory in Iraq, Syria, Nigeria, possibly even Libya. While the Obama administration takes its time, refusing to bring decisive force to the fight. ISIS kills innocent men, women, and children by the thousands. And with each kill, each propaganda video, it increases its apill (sic) to Islamic radicals. How much does ISIS have to grow before we realize the magnitude of the threat? The Obama administration (Jarring edit here) Their priority is on limiting American involvement and that means jihadists run wild. (Is that anything like "Girls Gone Wild?") President Obama wanted to be the President who ended wars. (Yep that's why we elected him.) It's what he claimed. But he forgot a fundamental principle (Oh please enlighten us oh bewigged one!) It's hard to end a war when the enemy is still fighting. (You know correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think that ISIS even existed when we invaded Iraq and Afghanistan.) So he forfeited our victory in Iraq (Wait, we won?) imposed ludicrous restrictions on our troops in Afghanistan, and remember he called ISIS the 'junior varsity' even as it was gathering terrifying strength in Syria. Friends we're fighting the most evil jihadists the world has ever seen. Yet the Obama administration refuses to act like we're at war. It's time to take the gloves off overseas. Before ISIS can take the war to us here at home."

Gee I wonder how much ISIS had to contribute to SarahPAC in order to get Palin to make this nifty propaganda video for them?

Isn't this the same way that George W. Bush helped to elevate a rag tag bunch of sheep herders into one the scariest terrorist groups on the planet?

Here is what the folks over at Wonkette had to say:

ISIS is, by almost any measure, losing ground. The group failed to take the city of Kobani, and they failed in large part because President Mom Jeans bombed the living shit out of them. ISIS has been driven out of Tikrit, with a few remaining defenders cut off and encircled near the Tigris River. The group’s revenue streams have been decimated, and their fighting formations are beginning to experience desertion among the rank-and-file. 

ISIS is also currently under attack from Saudi Arabia, the Kurds, Egypt, Canada, Belgium, the Netherlands, and Turkey to name but a few.

And of course all of that is thanks to the efforts of the United States and the President that the Republicans keep accusing of "leading from behind."

But let's face it, Sarah Palin and her ilk will not be satisfied with a US response until we have gallons of American blood spilling onto the hot sands.  And of course NONE of that blood will spill from her precious military prop, because he is safely out of harm's way taking drugs, starting fights at parties, and sponging off of his famous mother.

69 comments:

  1. And why must WE always be the ones to go after these groups. I am tired of the US being involved in every conflict. It is time that others take over the mantle.

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    1. Anonymous7:09 AM

      Amen!! If the repubs keep beating the drums of war, then re-instate the draft, hand out notices at frat houses, and NO excuses, EVERY able bodied young person will be in the thick of it. No special treatment for rich kids, everyone treated the same. McCain is encouraging Israel to "go rogue" and bomb Iran. He wants the US to rush to their aid, but he is in for a letdown. President Obama does not trust Bibi any more than most of us do.

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    2. Totally agree! Here is an excellent, and long, article about ISIS and what it is really aiming to achieve. Somehow, I think it will be stopped because the rest of the Middle East does not subscribe to 7th Century leadership any longer, although there are exceptions to this. http://www.theatlantic.com/features/archive/2015/02/what-isis-really-wants/384980/

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  2. Anonymous6:27 AM

    When folks see her about in Wasilla, they ask: Are you stupid or clueless?
    That is why she doesn't let herself be seen too much. At the IronDog, someone was holding up a sign that said "quitter is also clueless"... It pisses that family off. They growl back but got nothing to combat the truth. Cracks me up.

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    1. Anonymous7:10 AM

      Love it! Why is she not busy planning the royal weddin'? Is it called off?

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    2. Anonymous7:44 AM

      I need forgiveness for the awful thoughts I have for this wedding, it popped in my head an awful shooting accident happening, and instead of sending flowers for the Funeral, $arah will ask all donations be sent to sarahpac.

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    3. Anonymous8:15 AM

      Sarah wanted a White House wedding. She had to settle for a medal of honor recipient. You would think she will put major work into a huge wedding.

      Isn't this the first big celebrity wedding for 2015? Is she going to make it a dud? The whole rush part gets it started on the wrong foot.

      http://www.ocbrides.com/files/tennie-1.jpg

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    4. Anonymous11:04 AM

      If I were forced to name just one, I'd says that Colin
      Firth's wedding on the Isle of Wight in February was a contestant for the prize, with a custom-made Valentino gown for the bride.
      Or George Cooney'd all-family-and-movie-star blow-out in Venice?

      Sorry, but Kentucky offers neither a a12-c. Anglican church, nor a medieval city of canals and palaces and beauty at each corner.

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  3. ............6:35 AM

    Yawnn... another stupid article written by Rebecca Mansour while big bo$$ sits on the couch watching the Kardashians, and wishing her brain was as big as Kim's ass.

    Palin is out of her mind if she thinks that we don't know what a load of shite that article is, and that RAM didn't write

    Shut the fuck up, and go dive into another bottle of Redbull with vodka $arah!

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  4. Anonymous6:43 AM

    Sarah Who?

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  5. Anonymous6:49 AM

    Got you covered Momma!
    http://websta.me/p/950732328238150236_284691883

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  6. Anonymous6:52 AM

    And now she she has her not too bright MOH winner advising her on wars in the MidEast. This is a scary thought.

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  7. Anonymous6:55 AM

    Sarah looks her normal self in the above.

    Poor Tripp. How long were they in Kentucky? Here he is doing a stupid fish pose. Tripp and Dakota had time to spend casually fishing? It must be fun for the kid to go all over doing these little photo ops but it is so dumb. Tripp most likely is paid in popsickles and candy.
    http://www.enjoygram.com/m/952104859221088599_1395504853

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    1. Anonymous7:14 AM

      Maybe no producer is signing on for the reality show? Who cares about Bristles, when she proved what a dud she is with her last few shows, anyway. Dakota has the MOH, but not much personality. PLUS, he is porking up, so not very attractive either. Levi is the good looking one that got away.

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    2. Anonymous7:15 AM

      Is Tripp wearing grandma's cowboy boots?

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    3. Anonymous10:59 AM

      Maybe there's no state subsidy for film activities in Kentucky?
      Maybe the run of reality shows featuring a Palin, any of 'em, all of 'em, is very low. A tiny trickle. A Kentucky reality show might be interesting; but throw in a Palin or two and it goes from 3 1/2 stars to just one.

      The whining, the passivity, the total out-to-lunch affect of the bride-to-be can't be offset by the hyper-aggressive MOTBride, or the antics and temper tantrums, tears, of the six-year-old son who's being manipulated every minute. It would amount to barely two minutes on screen. The rest would be the country laughing at their fried muskrats and
      moonshine whiskey.
      The next day's film would show everyone, in the midst of a hangover, except Piper, who had the intelligence to find a young, handsome, and skilled
      cameraman, with whom she's run away to the next shoot in Austrialia. Her parents, shamefacedly (?)
      give their consent as she goes way beyond their control. She always did have a penchant for writing!

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  8. Anonymous6:59 AM

    Until the United States reinstates the draft, I don't think we should expect the miliarty to continue to overtax our enlisted and their families. They have carried the burden for far too long. It is easy to be a war hawk when you know your child is safe.

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  9. Anonymous6:59 AM

    Cynical
    Uneducated
    Narcissistic
    Trollop



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    1. Anonymous8:09 AM

      What an insightful and unique contribution to this thread! (And every other Palin thread on every other website on earth for the past 200 years.) Mnemonics rule!

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  10. Anonymous7:07 AM

    My disgust for Sarah Palin is boundless. Damn John McCain and whoever forced him to choose her.

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    1. Anonymous8:15 AM

      Bud Paxson(Trig's middle name).

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  11. Anonymous7:14 AM

    Wow. that old dead horse looks like shes ready for the glue factory. we need to hand this old nag over to isis. put a sack over her head so we don't have to see that ugly face and do to her what they do to mouthy bitches...oh..and film it! too and also.

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    1. Anonymous7:58 AM

      I don't like her but there is something wrong with you. What kind of person wishes this on someone they don't like? A sick sick person. You are as bad as Sarah and her fan club.

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    2. Anonymous8:28 AM

      Bristol Stance
      http://jennyorin.typepad.com/.a/6a00d834204e3853ef0148c6aa59e7970c-900wi

      http://weddingtennies.homestead.com/Lacy_Hightop.jpg

      http://badcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/crazy-wedding-pictures-02.jpg

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    3. Anonymous8:37 AM

      Anonymous7:58 AM

      I don't like her but there is something wrong with you.
      ***
      OMFG! MS Sanctimonious! Its CALLED Venting! Better than ex-lax! You should try it. Maybe you won't be so flippin' uptight and judgmental...just sayin!

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    4. Anonymous8:44 AM

      I agree with 7:58. Sarah Palin is a vile woman but to actively wish her physical harm is also vile. It's also not necessary. Her own demons will eventually do her in. It's quite obvious they've long been on the job.

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    5. Anonymous8:48 AM

      758 The pictures and post you see are of caricatures. People staged to promote propaganda. If there are human beings involved, they remain secret and hidden.

      It is the propaganda actors that have the worst coming to them.

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    6. Anonymous1:55 PM

      comes with the bed sarahs made for herself. no harm suggested. leave it up to them. they may like her. shes suggested far worse for our president.

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  12. Anonymous7:17 AM

    "Tom Cotton, while running for the Senate in Arkansas, told Arkansans that the Islamic State is actively working with Mexican drug cartels who are looking to expand into the terrorism business — and that the groups, working in tandem, could infiltrate the country and attack people in Arkansas." Arkansans believed him....cowardly people. Cowards always spread fear.

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    1. Anonymous7:45 AM

      Are they ONLY planning to attack people in Arkansas?

      Do they know there's nothing IN Arkansas that they could possibly want???

      (Shhh, don't tell anyone, but I think they might be the same bad people that were walking on their cantaloupe calves to leave severed heads on the border!)

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  13. Anonymous7:17 AM

    I thought she'd be busy planning Bristol's first marriage? Or is Bristol only going to get a fake one like Trackmarks.

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    1. Anonymous7:26 AM

      Yeah, why can't they just pose on the side of a mountain with flowers from safeway? 1-1/2 years later they split up and Dakota gets the guns and bank account, bristles gets her jewelry and designer shit she brought with her into the marriage.

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    2. Anonymous8:02 AM

      It is more and more Trackmark fake. The shower was a pathetic effort. They won't even try.

      You know they love to celebrate anything and they will go all out. A big deal like Britol marrying a MOH and they don't even bother to take one picture that looks like a bridal shower,

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    3. Anonymous8:10 AM

      There's something seriously amiss when Sarah and Bristol aren't willing to exploit this engagement and wedding for as long and hard as possible. And Meyer is beginning to show himself as being hot for the spotlight as well.

      What's the rush?

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    4. Anonymous8:36 AM

      The only reason I can see why Dakota Meyer will go through with this so called wedding is if he needs a beard. (beard is a slang term describing a person who is used, knowingly or unknowingly, as a date, romantic partner (boyfriend or girlfriend), or spouse either to conceal infidelity or to conceal one's sexual orientation.)

      Does Bristol know yet? Sarah's prenup should cover everything.

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    5. Anonymous8:57 AM

      I would doubt a beard, 8:36 AM. I see Dakota as an opportunist of the nth degree, and this whole thing as a political ploy. We'll find out soon enough. UGH.

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    6. Anonymous11:02 AM

      Been waiting for the 8:36 am comment.

      Whenever some guy is caught being a complete jerk, saying and doing despicable things, making life miserable for others, out they come. "He must be gay" Sorry to say, good ol' regular straight, hetero guys are perfectly capable of doing these things without the pathetic claim that they 'must be gay'. Puhleeze. By 8:36 logic, Palin must be gay, no?

      I would think the gays have enough problems to deal with without being blamed for every thoughtless, illegal or immoral act created in society.

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    7. Anonymous6:57 PM

      Agreed 11:02. The gay guys I know are intelligent, humorous and kind.

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  14. Anonymous7:27 AM

    There's an absolutely hilarious article about Palin in the National Enquirer online. Just popped up on Google.

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    1. Anonymous7:37 AM

      Just read it.
      I say "yah right"
      FUCK U Sarah

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    2. Anonymous7:42 AM

      Hahahahaha

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    3. Anonymous7:48 AM

      She's in for a rude awakening!

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    4. Anonymous7:56 AM

      You can't make this shit up. OMG!!!!!!!!!

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    5. Anonymous8:05 AM

      Shut this stupid bitch down already. I suppose we can look forward to a glowing post defending Indianas new discrimination law portrayed as a religous freedom law. HOOHAH

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    6. Anonymous8:17 AM

      http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/sarah-palin-plots-white-house-assault

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    7. Anonymous10:47 AM

      "I'm melting!"

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  15. Tundradunce can shriek her stupidity to the world all the livelong day, but even Huffpo isn't keeping up with what that desiccated harpy is yammering about.

    Apparently, intelligent people aren't going to seek out the facebook page of an enraged 50 year old teen mean girl for their foreign policy information.

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    1. Anonymous8:01 AM

      Love it, Nefer. That ought to bring the trolls out. Particularly the Palin bunch.

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    2. Anonymous8:52 AM

      Very well put!

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    3. Caroll Thompson1:52 PM

      Yes yes and yes Nefer. The press has pretty much quit reporting on what the Quitter puts on her facebook these days.

      And that, as Martha Stewart would say, is a very good thing.

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  16. Randall7:43 AM

    Whatever happened to it being treasonous to criticize the President during war time? Or aren't we "at war" with terrorism?
    Which is it?

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    1. Anonymous8:14 AM

      IOKIYAR, of course.

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    2. Anonymous8:20 AM

      Read the law more carefully, Randall.

      It explicitly says it is "treasonous to criticize the President during war time".

      Notice it specifically says a WHITE President.

      Ok, it doesn't actually say that but President Obama's douchebag detractors are certain it's there in spirit nevertheless.

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    3. Anonymous11:05 AM

      These asshats despise President Obama because he has set the bar at such a high level for intelligence, honesty, sensitivity and honor that they know they can never measure up to him.

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  17. Anonymous8:08 AM

    Sarah Palin why don't you send in the Alaska Independence Party to fight Isis. It will give them experience and street creds when it comes time to secure the Alaska borders when the Alaska Independence Party gives birth to a new nation, the Country of Sarah Palin's Alaska.

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    1. Anonymous9:37 AM

      Anonymous8:08 AM

      Sarah Palin why don't you send in the Alaska Independence Party to fight Isis.
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      Yes! I agree! And OLD Treasonous Patriot herself shall lead the Charge!!! amiright? amiright? Huh Sarah? Go get 'em...any of 'em all of "the bad guys"! Take Bitchy and MOH with you also,too!
      Since, you know 'Bama isn't doing the job...

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    2. Anonymous2:06 PM

      And those 47 senators who signed the infamous letter could go along. McCain and Graham are always anxious to wage war. Here's their chance and McCain can grope Sarah Palin at the same time.
      Beaglemom

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  18. Anonymous8:11 AM

    That was one rushed engagement and shower, all shown to us by well posed photos. There also seems to be a big hurry to get Bristol married off quickly.

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    1. Anonymous8:15 AM

      Yes, the engagement was just announced March 13th. What's the hurry for a bridal shower two weeks later?

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    2. Anonymous9:11 AM

      Bristol is pregnant AGAIN! Her fat arms are showing it. Joey must have planted his seed before leaving. Dakota will be fathering Joey's kids.

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  19. Anonymous8:42 AM

    lol

    “Since the moment Dakota appeared on her TV show, she’d been trying to figure out how to best use him to her advantage,” said a Palin insider. “So, she started pushing Bristol and Dakota together!”

    http://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/5520d8be-6a10-4020-9a84-63171ce230fc/a555abfc-3dd4-443d-9d0a-2327721c8e0d.jpg

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  20. Anonymous8:43 AM

    $9.99 folks, $9.99 ( said in the voice of Herman Cain)

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  21. Anonymous8:50 AM

    Gas up the loon mobile Todd, we're a taking my show on the road! See, if I put out this stuff about ISIS, it will make me sound smart and like I know what's going on in the world. I can scam Hannity into letting me on his show, cause it's been awhile since Ive been on the Fox TV. Gin up the supporters, so they'll send me some money. We got a wedding to pay for!

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  22. Caroll Thompson8:54 AM

    The money must have slowed to nothing over at SarahPac. Now Sarah is trying to scare the rubes into believing that ISIS is 1. Coming here and 2. Going to kill us all when they get here. And of course, if you send money to Sarah, that will make ISIS go away?

    Either that or old Sarah is just shaking in her boots when she thinks of ISIS.

    So, who does Sarah think she is? A modern day Paul Revere riding in on her facebook page? What a maroon.

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  23. Anonymous3:40 PM

    Is it just me, or has she not aged well? Sally (her mom) looks much younger and seems to have two wits about her. I love the slurred "isises",and the way her head twitches and bobs as she reads from a teleprompter. Does anyone in her family remotely feel any shame? She needs mental help and they just let her go on and on.

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  24. Anonymous5:24 PM

    Too dumb to feel shame. That's our Sarah.

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  25. Anonymous Lee5:58 PM

    Why, I think Sarah ought to get right over there and warn, uh, ISIS that they aren't gonna be taking away our arms, uh, by ringin' those bells and makin' sure as she rides her horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we are gonna be secure and we are gonna be free and we are gonna be armed!

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  26. Anonymous7:07 PM

    Oh look, the background is the same as Bristol's beautiful bridal shower, so Sarah probable charged the party to SarahPAC since she made the video.



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  27. Anonymous12:45 PM

    8:08 AM, 9:37 AM and 2:06 PM right on!
    Does AIP have a flag. If so, from now on if anyone does
    a cartoon of Palin, she should have that flag all around her,
    and the image on her boots , shoes and jewelry.
    Oh yes, also on her tight t-shirts.

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