Morality is not determined by the church you attend nor the faith you embrace. It is determined by the quality of your character and the positive impact you have on those you meet along your journey
Tuesday, March 31, 2015
Sounds legit.
You have to admit it IS easier to understand, and more straightforward, than the Bible.
I like it. The napkin religion. So. I walked outside with my napkin and there it is !!. Blue skies and mountain's. 4 seasons. The Moon, Stars and Sun. I looked into a child's eyes and I saw it. Life. A beautiful flower?. Amazing. Nature. Living Loving. Passion. The napkin religion is good, But need more members. Easy to read the napkin religion. What a great creation and food for the soul.
I'm in. Napkins are abundant; they absorb a lot; they come in many colors and patterns; they are easily transportable; they are found everywhere (street corners); you can, if you wish, pick one up out of the gutter; and best of all, if you make a horrible mess, just use it to wipe away the evidence! Yeah, I'm in.
See? Now you are all just a flock of sheep, being lead by another false religion... Which branch do you belong to? The Viva's? The Scotts? Are cloth napkins the one true religion? Here we go again...
I found the one true, perfect religion, but none of you can join. It is MY beliefs, a religion of one. I keep it to myself, least others try to influence or alter it.
Yes, but it's obvious that it isn't a REAL religion since, so far, the Napkin God hasn't told the napkin holder to kill or enslave anyone.
ReplyDeleteI like it. The napkin religion. So. I walked outside with my napkin and there it is !!. Blue skies and mountain's. 4 seasons. The Moon, Stars and Sun. I looked into a child's eyes and I saw it. Life. A beautiful flower?. Amazing. Nature. Living Loving. Passion. The napkin religion is good, But need more members. Easy to read the napkin religion. What a great creation and food for the soul.
ReplyDeleteBut is the napkin religion tax exempt?
ReplyDeleteI'm in. Napkins are abundant; they absorb a lot; they come in many colors and patterns; they are easily transportable; they are found everywhere (street corners); you can, if you wish, pick one up out of the gutter; and best of all, if you make a horrible mess, just use it to wipe away the evidence! Yeah, I'm in.
ReplyDeleteBlue girl Liz....😝
And that's the god honest truth!
ReplyDeleteSee? Now you are all just a flock of sheep, being lead by another false religion... Which branch do you belong to? The Viva's? The Scotts? Are cloth napkins the one true religion? Here we go again...
ReplyDeleteMust be true because that is perfect!
ReplyDeleteAnd we have all sorts of lovely festive designs that we can choose from!
ReplyDeleteI found the one true, perfect religion, but none of you can join. It is MY beliefs, a religion of one. I keep it to myself, least others try to influence or alter it.
ReplyDeleteI love it! I hope Starbucks writes it on their cups, or napkins in this case!!!!
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