Courtesy of Right Wing Watch:
On his "Life Today" program this morning, James Robison interviewed Todd Starnes about his recent book "God Less America" and the two agreed that if conservative Christians in America could simply come together, they could save this nation by voting every member of Congress out of office and make "the demons shudder!"
"This is the thing you’ve got to understand as a Christian," Robison said. "In a democracy where the majority rules and where we're the ones who choose, then those we choose reflect the heart conscious and convictions of those who vote or who don't vote. Too many Christians have checked out. You've been told it's politically incorrect for church people to be involved. That's one of the biggest lies that ever came through the lips of Satan. Do not believe it! Of all people on this earth that ought to stand up and protect the precious and be light to illuminate the way out of this present and pressing darkness, we're the ones to do it."
"Hey, government, we can take control," he continued. "There are only 500 of you. We can get rid of the whole bunch in one smooth swoop and we can really reroute the whole ship! ... All hell is trembling — the gates of hell tremble. The very fact that people who love God and know God and love their neighbor, whatever stand up, speak up, and become a shining city set on a hill, oh, the demons shudder!"
Well I don't know about shuddering demons but the idea of a Congress filled with conservative Christians certainly makes the hairs on MY neck stand straight up.
Could you imagine the government jam packed with superstitious idiots who did not trust science, want complete control over women's reproductive systems, and who believed that any minute Jesus would come back if only they could start enough wars in the Middle East?
I think that should make the entire country shudder.
By the way who was surprised to see Todd Starnes there nodding his fat head in agreement? Because I certainly wasn't.
How appropriate that he is wearing a BROWN shirt. How did $carah fail to convince the religious nut, Todd Starnes to wed her virginal daughter, Bristles? They could have built a dynasty, flying everywhere in private jets, etc.
ReplyDeleteLets see, a theocracy under these men. Christian Sharia.
ReplyDeleteHungry, barefoot, uneducated children. Women must have ten or more children and are not allowed to work. Monitoring anyone who won't state they are christians in writing. Mandatory school prayer, endless wars with muslims--then hindus,buddhists etc., LGBT arrested, Atheists arrested.
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ReplyDeleteSarah has two daughters left to marry off, maybe she'll catch Todd Starnes for one of them. Or better yet, Sarah may want him for herself.
I'm Canadian and I can already hear your Founding Fathers spinning in their respective graves.
ReplyDeleteCan you believe it? I can't even imagine how ridiculous we look to the civilized countries. I'll tell this loser what hell is, being embarrassed every single day by some stupid ass like him. That is hell.
Delete$carah had better lock Piper up before she repeats all the mistakes (pregnancies) of her sister! Damaged goods do not go over too well with the religious freaks.
ReplyDeleteTelevangelists are among my least favorite people, and I consider most of what they say as bullshit. And that Franklin Graham is completely idiotic and seems emotionally/mentally disturbed. Oh, ick, they all creep me out! (I'm mainstream Protestant, not that it matters.)
ReplyDeleteWhat a complete idiot. The idiots are running around in circles. Weak minded little men with HUGE mental complexes and issues. Mental Health? For the love of country and world we must get help for these wackos. Little men dicktators are the worst class of humans. Theys gots huge mental issues and tiny Johnson's. and hair lips.
ReplyDeleteI must be a demon. I'm shuddering uncontrollably right now.
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My favorite right now is Pastor Dollar, no I'm not kidding. Great name for a new band.
ReplyDeletePastor Dollar is asking his flock to raise 65 million dollars so he can buy a new private jet. The one he has is getting old, poor baby.
Who...wha...why....I have no words. Where do all of these mindless cult people come from? The stupid is overwhelming.
Can I rent a flock somewhere?
Can we arrange for this yahoo to have an exorcism?
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They see nothing wrong in electing a conservative Xtrian to every position in Congress, but they'd be aghast if the Muslims called for this?
ReplyDeleteOver here in Massachusetts, where EVERYONE had to pay taxes to support the Congregational Church until 1840 -- trust me, a state-sponsored religion doesn't work out well.
ReplyDeletewe loves our religious freedom a whole lots.
Heck, we've got Protestants, Catholics, a Jewish person or two, a Greek Orthodox, and, yes, some of those thar Aethisist,to boot.
We don't believe their religious feelins' have one bit of anything on how they're going to behave.
Only, unless it's against the Death Penalty: we're all agin' that, and we haven't had one for decades. One of the few states that believes in "the sanctity of life" both before birth and at its end.
So, he'd have to excuse the Massachusetts delegation from his grand scheme, since we'd have nothing to do with such bigotry.
Not to mention, these evangelists would be the first in line to condemn Jesus to torture and death the minute he reappeared. It's not like they would recognize him.
ReplyDeleteOr he, them.
DeleteWonder how this thumper would feel about 500 Catholics running the country. Or 500 Mormons. (He probably doesn't consider Mormons to be Christians.) How about a Congress of Unitarians. Nope. He means 500 of *his* people. Probably Southern Baptists.
ReplyDeleteAnd got news for you buddy. At some point Christianity is NOT going to be the majority in this country. And if you split up all of the Christian denominations into Catholics, Lutherans, Baptists, Methodists, etc. there is no majority in this nation.
These people really can't see that they're trying to turn this country into IRAQ.
Our very own home grown Talibangelicals, thumping the Bible instead of the Koran. Old Testament law instead of Sharia law.
They'll have women wearing long sleeved, floor length Little House on the Prairie calico dresses and bonnets instead of veils and head scarves.
What next? Women can't drive or vote? Can't own property?
They better remember that currently women have second amendment rights too.
I first learned about James Robison 43 years ago. He was crazy then. Things haven't improved any.
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If I could speak directly to James Robison I'd like to tell him, "there IS no Hell, you crazy bastard!
ReplyDeleteDemons aren't real you poor, deluded fool.
You and your silly-ass superstitions are as dangerous and they are obsolete. Please lock yourself in your room and preach to yourself in your mirror.
You really need to seek help because you are sick in the head."
Traumatic Brain Injury, no doubt. He's got the look of a kool aid addict. Paging Father Damian, your services are needed in aisle three, bring a mop for the pea soup and bring a straight jacket.
ReplyDeleteI know it would make me shudder.......guess I'm a demon....
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