Tuesday, May 05, 2015

Mike Huckabee dons his red nose and clown shoes and takes his seat among the GOP presidential hopefuls.

Courtesy of the New York Times:  

Mike Huckabee, who excited evangelical voters in his first presidential race in 2008 and retains much of their good will, announced on Tuesday that he would again seek the Republican nomination, despite a crowded field of rivals for his natural base in the party. 

A former Southern Baptist pastor and Arkansas governor, Mr. Huckabee is returning in hopes of once more dominating among social conservatives, but he is acutely aware he needs broader support to avoid the snares of last time, when he ran dry of money and failed to appeal much beyond the South. 

After describing a childhood of school prayer, fishing trips and running for student council in Hope, Mr. Huckabee said, “So it seems perfectly fitting that it would be here that I announce I am a candidate for president of the United States.”

So with the addition of Huckabee we now have six clowns including Fiorina, Carson, Cruz, Rubio, and Paul crammed into the circus car and headed toward eventual defeat. Either in the primary when Jeb Bush and his busload of money runs them over, or (Supposing Jeb is discovered with a dead hooker in his car.) in the general when Hillary crushes them like insects under her fashionable high heels.

By the way it appears that Hucakbee has already hit the ground stumbling with his new campaign video called "Nailed Shut" during which he claims, "as governor of Arkansas, I cut taxes and welfare, balanced the budget every year for 10 years, and raised average family income by 50 percent."

Politifact says not so fast their Huckster:  

Huckabee said he "raised average family income by 50 percent" during his tenure as Arkansas governor. 

Once you account for inflation, Huckabee is incorrect. Income in Arkansas increased 20 percent, not 50 percent. 

That increase trailed nationwide trends. The statement contains an element of truth but ignores critical facts that would give a different impression, so we rate it Mostly False.

Of course Huckabee is a Republican so he is not really expected by his supporters to tell the truth or get facts right.  After all he doesn't want the voters to think that he's secretly a Democrat.

The truly entertaining part will be watching Huckabee and Cruz (And Santorium if he jumps into the race.) mud wrestling over the evangelical vote. 

That alone will require several bowls of popcorn.

23 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:03 PM

    Holy Cow, Dakota just pissed off the entire piss pond. The comments under this tweet are priceless.

    He is to stupid to function. The Palins need to send him to boot camp of continuing the grift.

    https://twitter.com/Dakota_Meyer/status/595269719382327296

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    1. Anonymous2:06 PM

      What a fucking moron. Whatever "it" is that is shared between Meyer and Carson, they can keep it.

      (I would think a good ole Kentucky boy like Meyer would be all about Rand Paul)

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    2. Anonymous2:08 PM

      Meyer hasn't gotten the memo that he can only make public statements that are approved by whomever is keeping Sarah's bobble head from rolling off her neck.

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    3. Whoa. Doofus doesn't know when, and when not, to speak. About anything. Who's running this guy? Where's Sarah when she needs herself to step in?

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  2. Anonymous12:33 PM

    Huck is a joke, liar, fraud, obese, a Baptist Minister and will never be picked to run for POTUS!

    There are 25 Republicans in the clown car voicing their desires to run for POTUS. This is going to be a huge kick to watch!

    Get the pop corn and booze out to watch their debates, IF you have the stomach!

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  3. Anonymous12:36 PM

    http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/05/05/1382640/-A-new-poll-finds-John-McCain-in-real-trouble

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    1. Anonymous2:19 PM

      Sure would be fun seeing him lose his seat in the U.S. Congress (he's up for reelection in AZ!) as he's done nothing as to governing in the most hated/despised Congress on record!

      Plus, he picked the idiot Sarah Palin as the second seat on his ticket and thank the lord they LOST against President Barack Obama!

      Check his background, history, education, his outstanding father that John McCain could not measure up to, his marriages, affairs and divorces, etc.

      The man stinks to high heaven!

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    2. He's running again? I thought he was finally going to retire. What is he? A thousand years old now?

      Seal the mummy up. Put a stake through it's heart.

      Doesn't anyone under the age of 75 vote in Arizona?

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  4. Anonymous12:59 PM

    O/T

    FOX & Friends Verified account ‏@foxandfriends

    Medal of Honor recipient @Dakota_Meyer asking you to stand up against those who disrespect the flag #NeverOutgunned

    https://twitter.com/foxandfriends/status/595560194983100416

    Bristol must be making lots of "ho-made cinnamon rolls" for her everyday crush.

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    1. Anonymous1:12 PM

      Please - someone who tweets - send them the many photos of $arah disrespecting the flag with her poses leaning on one, her boots, her tacky jewelry etc...

      Bombard them with the truth!

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  5. William Rivers Pitt got Hucks number today too
    http://www.truth-out.org/opinion/item/30598-how-to-run-for-president-for-fun-and-profit-2016-edition

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  6. Anonymous1:08 PM

    Of course, The Onion is on it:

    Candidate Profile: Mike Huckabee

    http://www.theonion.com/graphic/candidate-profile-mike-huckabee-50348

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  7. Anonymous1:23 PM

    Several months ago Jeb Bush said that he would only run if there were no Klown Kar. Looks like it's getting really full; Jeb will have to put up with the crowding or . . . maybe pull out of the process!
    Beaglemom

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    1. Anonymous2:04 PM

      One thing in Jeb's favor is that he's going to look sane and comparatively qualified next to all the other idiots and wackos. Then again, he is going to probably have to say all kinds of right wing shit to keep up with the likes of Santorum, Huckabee, etc., etc.. I'm looking forward to Paul and Cruz going after Jeb with the bloodlust of men who really believe they were destined to be POTUS.

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    2. Anonymous2:07 PM

      I wouldn't be surprised if Jeb declined to run at this point.

      I mean, he has to know how far to the right he'd have to tack to win the nomination. I know, crazy, that shouldn't have to be, but yet, it seems that is what has to be done.

      So, Jeb will bow out ..... or we will see him become the rightest of righties we've ever seen ... or he won't but he will not win the primary and will therefore not become POTUS.

      MarvinM

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    3. No. Jeb doesn't have to appear more far right than the riders in The Clown Car. They make him seem smart and capable. That is their job. He benefits. We might suffer from their good work. Think about it.

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  8. Father of the dog murderer.

    He used his influence to get his son off, make sure he made Eagle Scout, and then fired those who aided in the cover up/dismissal.

    I would never vote for this douche. Certainly NOT for dog catcher.

    At this point he is a professional candidate for president. Has absolutely no chance but runs anyway. Probably a money making scheme and a lot of attention for his hubris.

    Of all the candidates he is the least public servant. No way he would represent or in any way act in the best interests of all of the people in this country.

    If I was forced to choose on pain of death I'd choose Jeb Bush over this clown.

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    1. Anonymous6:05 PM

      lets see, according to Huck n fuck women should just control their libido. men can do whatever they please with Their sexual needs And tell women how to control their reproductive system. fuck that.

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    2. Hard to imagine a worse dog story than the Rmoneys, but there it is. Dog murder trumps dog abuse every time.

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  9. Anonymous3:33 PM

    LOL!!!

    More Americans Are Comfortable With A Gay Presidential Candidate Than With An Evangelical One

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/05/americans-gay-candidate-evangelical-_n_7216448.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592

    My faith in humanity is slowly being restored!

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    1. Anonymous4:39 PM

      Thanks, made my day!!!!

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  10. Anonymous4:43 PM

    It;s the most blunderful time of the year! The GOP debates are always entertaining. Now with Huckabee tossing his hat in the ring, they'll all do the mexican hat dance, to pander to the hispanic vote. Good luck with that!!! Champagne and hot buttered popcorn are my combo of choice.

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  11. Anonymous5:15 PM

    The pathetic huckster came a Christian school to campaign to a captive audience of school parents.The newspaper didn't endorse nor say much,other then he is running for the top job.
    Oh well.So much for relevance.

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