For instance I have not eaten a baby since, well since forever. (Do they even have one low in calories?)
And I did not even know that Satan was on Skype.
Well great just more demerits for me I guess.
Thursday, May 07, 2015
Sure NOW I get this.
For instance I have not eaten a baby since, well since forever. (Do they even have one low in calories?)
And I did not even know that Satan was on Skype.
Well great just more demerits for me I guess.
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Ok, the driving to work and singing with Ozzy is just too much.
ReplyDeleteIts things like that---that make people fear us atheists.
That ain't enough sleep - no wonder I'm cranky all the time.
ReplyDeleteAnd unfortunately they got it wrong...atheists don't believe in Satan either...lol
ReplyDeleteExactly.
DeleteSatan is a creation of Christianity via paganism.
I'm an atheist and I like babies -- but I couldn't eat a whole one.
ReplyDelete(H/T to an overheard remark -- been waiting forever to pass it on!)
...with a side of coleslaw. would u like soup with that?
DeleteThey forgot the 1pm virgin sacrifice DUH !
ReplyDeleteHave you seen the great Ron Reagan pro-atheist ad running on TV? His end line is, "Ron Reagan, life long atheist, and not afraid of burning in hell. "
ReplyDeleteI love that.
DeleteStarting to convince me I should declare I am an atheist, but my parents would freak.
Left out desecrating the Eucharist. That were a biggun when I were a youngun.
ReplyDeleteApparently they don't understand that Satan is their imaginary creation and I don't pray to any of their imaginary friends or frenemies.
ReplyDeleteBut I did put a kid ( baby goat) on the smoker this last weekend ...Mmm, Mmm good.
If you are a-theist, why would you Skype with the dark lord or light a candle to that entity.
ReplyDeleteDrive to work and sing along with Ozzy!! YES. Drive home and listen to Rammstein. "Du Hast Mich!!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteRight off the bat, the Atheists' schedule is weird: our schedules start at 08:80 hrs. Huh??
ReplyDeleteAnd I don't care WHAT anyone else does but I refuse to eat "gluten-free". What's the fun of life without Gluten???
Does this schedule conflict with The Gay Agenda and, if so, which agenda should my gay atheist friend follow?
ReplyDeleteA beautiful piece of satire. There are people who actually believe if you don't believe in god, then you must believe in the devil. I usually stock up on black candles during halloween time, and I mean black to the wick, not those cheap white ones dipped in black.
ReplyDeleteSomeone gave me a chunk of salt from the Himalayas, it's supposed to freshen the air and give off negative ions, It doesn't work, and I'm sure they paid ten bucks for it, but it looks like a cross cutting of quartz and I keep it as an object of art.
Anyway, my totally evangelical aunt swears it's evil. So I moved it to the foyer.
Atheism andSatanism are logically incompatible.
ReplyDeleteSince I am agnostic, I will at least read up on most religions and or beliefs at least once or more. My ancestors were some of the oldest and ancient religious groups in history. Religion is personal and private. Just as who we love and our relationships. Never close the doors to the mind.
ReplyDeleteif you don't believe in either, where does Satan enter the discussion?
DeleteJesus lived for life. He was humble above all else. Spread the word.
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