Courtesy of Brancy's blog:
(I’m announcing this news a lot sooner than I ever expected due to the constant trolls who have nothing better to talk about!!!)
I wanted you guys to be the first to know that I am pregnant.
Honestly, I’ve been trying my hardest to keep my chin up on this one.
At the end of the day there’s nothing I can’t do with God by my side, and I know I am fully capable of handling anything that is put in front of me with dignity and grace.
Life moves on no matter what. So no matter how you feel, you get up, get dressed, show up, and never give up.
When life gets tough, there is no other option but to get tougher.
I know this has been, and will be, a huge disappointment to my family, to my close friends, and to many of you.
But please respect Tripp’s and my privacy during this time. I do not want any lectures and I do not want any sympathy.
My little family always has, and always will come first.
Tripp, this new baby, and I will all be fine, because God is merciful.
Okay so here's the thing, for awhile now there has been this humming in the background about Bristol being pregnant.
At first it was kind of sporadic and none of her Instagram pictures seemed to really support that claim. (Though this one did make one reporter who contacted me ask "Has she always had boobs that big?")
However in the last few days I have been hearing from people in the Wasilla area who are all but convinced that Bristol is indeed pregnant. And then one who WAS convinced she was pregnant.
So today I had already written part of this post to tell all you that I had just had it confirmed that she was indeed pregnant. (I guess that makes me one of the "constant trolls" that she refers to.)
But it looks like Bristol decided to get out ahead of the story. And good for her for doing so.
However what she is not admitting is what my sources are also telling me, and that is that she is back with Joey Junker.
Which of course brings up the question of who's the baby daddy?
Dakota Meyer?
Or Joey Junker?
And of course THIS news comes right after we also learned that the Mama Grizzly just lost her job with Fox News.
Boy it must be so much fun around the Palin compound these days, don't you think?
P.S. Is this where I should point out that Levi Johnston is married, employed, and that his two babies with Sunny were both born in wedlock?
Or is that just mean?
Update: For those wondering about the timing, there was a National Enquirer reporter who was working with me on this, and we both got confirmation around the same time so we both were about to break the story, and HE texted that fact to Bristol.
That story is now published in Radar Online.
Update: Holy Crap, Bristol is naming Dakota Meyer as the father!
I have my doubts about that.
So that's why Dakota balked at the altar. He could count.
ReplyDeleteThats' also maybe why Granny Grifter was so pissed at Dakota, and we got to see that finger in his face at the "this ain't a wedding" gig.
DeleteBristol, remember what George W Bush said?
Fool me once,......
And she could have counted -- there's a (somewhat) foolproof way to avoid getting pregnant by not having intercourse during one's most fertile period. Roman Catholics, with some success, have practiced it for years.
DeleteSince Bristol was sleeping with two different men, she, at least, should have used the rhythm method, or, hey, condoms work pretty well. She must have wanted to become pregnant -- there's no other answer for it.
Palins: Liars. Hypocrites. FRAUDS.
DeleteJust to be clear there is no similarity at all between the old-fashioned "rhythm method", which based your presumed fertile period on your past history, and modern fertility awareness methods, which define your fertile period by observing what is happening right now in your cycle.
DeleteEither way, Bristol is too stupid and lazy to intelligently try to plan her pregnancies. I suspect she also still believes in her little tween mind that a baby will magically make a guy love her and stay with her forever.
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/bristol-palin-earns-262000-as-abstinence-ambassador-201154
ReplyDeleteBristol Palin Earns $262,000 as Abstinence Ambassador
lmao.
DeleteBut it's not realistic..but what the hell I need the $$$$
Bristol Palin Earns $262,000 as Abstinence
DeleteAmbassador. Can those folks ask for a refund?
So she's unemployed with a new house and mortgage, and a new truck, and responsible for two kids? Yeah, I bet she doesn't want a lecture! How about an observation? Bristol, your behavior is despicable. You are a mother, and you act as irresponsibly as you did when you got pregnant with Tripp. Some role model for your sisters you are. No wonder Mama is begging for cash again.
ReplyDeleteYeah but just think. The next time she writes a loser of a book, she might even come up with a better story than a cheap wine cooler drunk and rape in a tent on a camping trip! Might be interesting... Besides no one can or should expect any member of the Wasillabilly Palins to set a good example for anything. They're around for comic relief or at least an example of what NOT to do.
Deletewhite trash, uneducated, retarded, sperm burpin' skank ...
Delete"...the next time she writes a loser of a book..."
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"Not Afraid of Babies: My Pregnancies So Far"?
So the shotgun was brought out to try to pawn her off on poor but ultra military hero Dakota, complete with the moving in ahead of marriage. How many people will buy it that she was not already pg then?
ReplyDeleteGod is merciful? Last I read, God doesn't suffer fools.
ReplyDeleteTo be a fly on the wall....
ReplyDeleteLMAO...Who's the Daddy??
ReplyDeleteShe will have to name the daddy eventually if she wants to milk him for child support!
DeleteI doubt Bristol even knows.
DeleteOne more. Keeping her chin up? Really Bristol. Too bad you didn't keep up with your birth control, since you can't stay abstinent.
ReplyDeleteAnd Bristol likely gets FREE birth control through the Native American healthcare she receives...
DeleteIf she had kept her chin up she could have just swallowed and prevented this.
DeleteThe pond is going crazy, but I'm sure it will be erased to suddenly become supportive.
ReplyDeleteSo I went over to what I thought was the pond, but I just get the C4P place, so am I missing something? Where are they going crazy?
DeleteIt must be hard to not notice that she is a slut. Like she said about herself so many years ago. Track had it figured out. It is really hard to miss.
DeletePat Robertson thinks it is fine to call these babies she pops out bastards.
I literally laughed out loud. This is such wonderful news! I, for one, am thrilled!
ReplyDeleteI wonder how Sarah's going to spin this to her holier than thou supporters?!
DeleteWoot Woot!!!!
ReplyDeleteBristol will now be getting a zillion paid speaking engagements to lecture on the benefits of ABSTINENCE. Candies will pay her big bucks as their spokesperson again. Maybe even another gig on DWTS (with an "announced" baby on board ..this time).
Damn ... Bristol is going to be rich!!!!!!
Okay the timing of this announcement really does seem like a big f you to skank. Skank spinning as fast as she can to try and get donations this last week of June so everyone doesn't see what a dried up loser she is and Bristol announces this before the filing deadline? They are already in quite a fuss at the pee pond with carol saying that's it/no presidential run and being quite honest saying she could have used birth control. The New Zealander jumped in also stating 100% effective birth control is -"don't do it"!!!!! Ohhhh good times at the old pond tonight!!!!
ReplyDeleteBristol if you are breaking free from skank go all the way!!!!!!! Tell it all with a multi million dollar publishing deal and dish all the dirt. Best seller guaranteed!!
I want to say good for Bristol, for putting this out there and making sure she gets to publicly acknowledge and keep this baby.
DeleteBUT this is totally Nancy's voice, tone, and language, which leads me to believe Sarah's behind it. Because we all know who gives Nancy her talking points and signs her paycheck, and it sure ain't Bristol.
Bristol will never be free.
DeleteIt will be interesting reading what the scum at C4P has to say about this. Two children now out of wedlock. This should get the fools at C4P heads spinning now knowing that Bristols sex life is not what she pretended it to be. But I fully expect them to praise the news and not think anything about it. Normal people would also start asking questions about the Palins and questioning the facade they put up. But that won’t happen with Palinbots.
ReplyDeleteMake that at least 2 out of wedlock children that we know of.
DeleteSome of the folks over there are pretty upset, believing it will ruin any presidential plans. Alicia the troll is over there telling people to leave Bristol alone, that she's the strongest person ever, etc. It's actually quite entertaining.
DeleteThey are trying to shush up anyone that is talking about it. LMAO!!!
DeleteIt's all "Leave Bristol aaallloooonneee!!!!!!!" LOL
DeleteAnon 1:44: Yes, Alicia of the double negatives: "Bristol's never not been a strong person!" Dead give away LOL
DeleteCan't find a trace of the story over there. Maybe they're busy cleaning it up?
DeleteWell, well, well...per Jeb, let the public shaming begin!
DeleteUp is down in Palinland.
DeleteStrong is weak. In the case the weakest.
They will give her medication and kiss her ass and pray away all for naught. She may stay deluded enough to think another shopping spree means she is strong with God by her side.
Don't forget she was pregnant when doing "Dancing With the Stars" - proof again - photos and video! Wonder where that kid is?
DeleteI remember when that college got her uninvited. Trying to preach to college girls to stay abstinent. http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/metro/furor-at-washington-u-nixes-bristol-palin-appearance/article_ce74697f-8e28-57b3-9af0-cc0cb4c76733.html The university's Student Union Treasury earlier this week approved spending $20,000 to sponsor a panel featuring Palin. Student government sources said they were asked not to divulge Palin's fee. But Palin has signed on for speaking engagements with Single Source Speakers, and she reportedly will command between $15,000 and $30,000 per speech.
ReplyDeleteA Facebook petition to compel the school to nix Palin's appearance had hundreds of signatures Thursday evening.
You have to be kidding me! Bristol would actually put herself out there to speak about abstinence in another pregnant state of mind and body?!!!
DeleteI agree! She has to have some retardation in that brain - just like her mother! What a sad, sad situation with a mother such as hers!
Another Palin/Heath baby who will be born out of wedlock -- when will they learn?
ReplyDeleteThe Palin offspring are three for three.
Bristol = 2 kids (that we know about) + 2 different fathers
DeleteAnd Trackmarks kid, Britta was pregnant before any fake marriage happened.
DeleteWon't Todd and Bristol work on Joey to marry the ho?
DeletePaging Nancy French ... you fucking religious hypocrite.
ReplyDeleteJust keep writing blog posts under Bristol's name telling others how to live.
Right?! I love how Nancy didn't acknowledge all the stuff she's put out in Bristol's name over the years about how damaging single-parent families are, and how you should never "shack up" with your significant other.
DeleteANOTHER PREGNANCY? Gees,looks like somone's in a tight spot. Mommy's grift has tanked. Already gave away all the babies to family that now need jobs due to the sarahpac funds drying up. Good thing for obamacare and that foodstamp program. Why aren't we surprised??
ReplyDeleteGet a DNA test, Joey.
ReplyDeleteWe all know that the Palins can't/won't count accurately.
JJ
abstinence must be the Palin code word for "He went in bareback momma"
ReplyDeleteIf the abstinence people don't drop her like a hot box of charcoal I'll be amazed.
Then again she can parade around on stage hauling her other kids with her and showing the crowd the actual consequences of not keeping your legs together at the right moment.
What a clown car
This really could explain why Dakota bailed at the last minute.
He saw the blue stick, counted the fingers on one hand and said "No effing way."
I think the Palin family has really hit the bottom. No one I know of likes or respects any of them in that family.
DeleteSarah Palin has no one to blame but herself. She brought her kids out publically - remember Bristol was a teenager, pregnant and unwed when we initially met her!
Cannot image being a part of that dysfunctional family. Sarah and Todd have been horrible parents!
I'm betting that is exactly why Duhkota backed out.
DeleteAnd, now we know FOR SURE - Sarah Palin will never announce to be a member of the clown car for POTUS! Way too much garbage in her life! Proven and factual!
DeleteBristol's OUT would have been a legal abortion and were I her parent, I would have directed her in that direction!
Delete1:46 PM What makes you think that Bristol and Willow have not had abortions before?
Delete"If the abstinence people don't drop her like a hot box of charcoal I'll be amazed."
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I don't think she has had a continuing relationship with those candies people in years.
How can that be?! How can a "good christian girl" get pregnant not just once, but twice while practicing abstinence?
ReplyDeleteWell I guess we all know now why DuhKota backed away, far away.
In answer to your question, "How can a "good christian girl" get pregnant not just once, but twice while practicing abstinence?", I come back at you with, "How could dinosaurs roam the Earth at the same time as humans?"
Deleteit has something to do with dinosaurs
I guess he is smarter that he looks.
DeleteWho knew?
JJ
I'm confused ... was she knocked up by a dinosaur?
DeleteAre there dinosaurs at the Mugshot Saloon?
DeleteWhen do you think the people at the Candies Foundation will ask Bristol for a refund of the $250,000 they paid her to be their spokesperson and the epitome of abstinence?
ReplyDeleteI find that I feel sorry for Bristol. I hope that she will learn a bit of humility finally and stop preaching, by way of Nancy French, to the rest of the world. I also hope that she will get a job and that the father of the child will help raise him/her - preferably far away from Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and the rest of Bristol's social media crutches and that she'll distance herself from her mother's dreadful influence.
ReplyDeleteBeaglemom
I don't feel sorry for Bristol. At. All.
DeleteDecency noted. I can't get past schadenfreude.
DeleteBeaglemom, I'm with you on this. It's so sad. Yes, she's an adult - but she is a stunted adult. So easy for me/us to judge Bristol because she is an adult and knows better and is truly an opportunist scam artist - but she was raised to be this way. It's all she knows. Doesn't make it right, but for me, it makes it at least understandable. I hope she is going to step WAY BACK and live her life out of that awful context that is the Palin family. And I hope she spills it all one day SOON.
DeleteI'm sorry, but Bristol is old enough to take responsibility for her sham blog since she allows her name on it.
DeleteAnd I'm going the Jeb Bush GOP route and think she needs some good old fashioned shaming.
OH. MY. GOD. Face of abstinence. Born again virgin. I'll never have sex again until I'm married.
ReplyDeleteWho's your daddy? Lol
ReplyDeleteSweet Jesus. These people are a disaster! So does she even know who the father is time? Dakota? Joey? Or some other guy she picked up at a bar.
ReplyDeleteMy jaw drops when I realize these people were almost a heart beat away from living in the White House!
"My jaw drops when I realize these people were almost a heart beat away from living in the White House!"
DeleteAMEN!!!!!
1:34 PM The Palins would never have lived in the White House. John McCain and his family would have - had they been elected!
DeleteThank God President Obama and VP Biden beat the shit out of them - in more ways than one!
Former teen mom abstinence advocate: "(I’m announcing this news a lot sooner than I ever expected due to the constant trolls who have nothing better to talk about!!!)"
ReplyDeleteSooooo you are saying they are truthful trolls?
Former reality tv "star", Dancing With the Stars whatchamacallit: "But please respect Tripp’s and my privacy during this time. I do not want any lectures and I do not want any sympathy. "
As opposed to all the other times you make bank with his pictures and whatnot posted on the internet? Not to mention using him on your crappy reality show? Gonna turf that ghostblogger Nancy what's her name, and give up on waiting for President Obama to call you?
What do baby daddies say in Wasilla or wherever you were baking that cake? Maybe something like:
"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
Yeah, "respect our privacy". I bet all the people she & her mother attack constantly would like their privacy respected.
DeleteYou nailed it.
DeleteHmmm, I'm guessing it's Joey's since she felt she needed to make a statement now, if it was Dohkota's she would have waited a while longer.
ReplyDeleteI'm betting Dohkota is the happiest man on earth to find out soon enough to dump her before the marriage went through.
How much do you want to bet she (or Sarah) was holding off on the announcement in the hope that she could find another gullible man to marry her? Then they could announce the pregnancy but fudge the dates to make it look "legitimate," and with their propensity to post old photos, they probably thought they could get away with it. Again.
DeleteI sincerely hope Dakota has a happy and peaceful life. He thankfully got the hell out of doge and no longer has to be tied to the Palins!
DeleteThank God Levi has a lovely wife and family and is living happily in Wasilla with a good life.
That would not have been the case for him had he and Bristol ever married. Someone was truly watching over him! Remember how horribly Sarah and Todd talked about him? They are getting theirs now and it's well deserved!
Jesus Christ! She is fucked up!!! Another kid - no job - no marriage. Did she ever hear of birth control? Is she as retarded as her mother?
ReplyDeleteToo bad she didn't have different parents that raised her!
I think that in order, the most retarded Palin family member is Sarah, followed by Bristol, followed by Trig, followed by Track, followed by Willow, followed by Todd (only because he managed to act as governor while Sarah pretended to act as governor). Have no idea about the other daughter.
DeleteMaybe this one will be born with crossed eyes so she won't have to waste time with selfies.
ReplyDeleteFish lips would also too then be a nice touch.
That pic was taken while or just after she was junkered.
DeleteWas Bristol trying to get Dumbkota to be the daddy to Joey's baby, the same way Sarah got Todd to be Track Menard's daddy?
ReplyDeleteSarah probably told Bristol ... that Kentucky hick will never figure it out.
You are not too far from being correct.
DeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA on both Mini-me & her (cough) mother!
ReplyDeleteWait until the public figures out that she was preggo by someone else when she hooked-up with MOH. Oh, that poor Wasilla refrigerator!
JJ
Bwahahaha, I called it when she announced, "Woot Woot I am counting the days" to the Kentucky wedding. Dakota found out that she was too far along for the baby to be his, so GUESS WHO called off the wedding? Sarah has been deflecting since she met Dakota. Joey Junker got her pregnant and it is her second pregnancy by Junker. Sarah has gotten to old and ugly to try another fake Trig pregnancy, so Bristol had to buck up(or is it fuck up) or stay in the truck.
ReplyDeleteWe IMers are not stupid, we all knew that Bristol was avoiding full length photos for a reason. Dakota Meyer is smarter than we thought. BWAHAHAHAHA, Privacy? Stay off of Instagram, Facebook, and Patheos, slut. Where's Nancy 'born again virgin' French with her Bristol impersonations?
Do you think the Palins leaked the "Dakota's secret wife" story to give Bristol an out after he dumped her? I hope he got paid big bucks to keep his mouth shut.
DeleteYes definitely
Delete1:30pm. At Least 4 pregnancies....trig,tripp,dwts baby,now this one,&..how many whiteouts? Shoulda has a Two-Bull.
ReplyDeleteWhy did she decide to announce this one and keep the others secret? Has something changed? Was she really not pregnant during DWTS, despite photographic "evidence"? Nothing about this family makes sense.
DeleteLet's start a "who's the daddy pool. Silly Sarah just got her excuse not to run. The pee pond is all over this already.
ReplyDeleteDGM is switching sides now? What happened to your Palin worship over at Malia's blog?
DeleteI've never worshipped Silly Sarah. I just called out Malia's hypocricy and Insane fascination with Palin
DeleteLol.
DeleteDGM is one of the only posters with any sense and brains. Not like that means anything to c4p-like fanatics like yourself 1:47.
Malia's research seems to be paying off, DGM, Did you mean hypocrisy?
DeleteThis post may set new comment totals ..500+
ReplyDeleteI told Bristol to always just swallow ...
I don't know what the previous comment record is but this post should break it!
DeleteThe new record will then be broken by the July 3 post!
"I am fully capable of handling anything that is put in front of me with dignity and grace."
ReplyDelete...but always WITHOUT contraception.
In front of me....IN me....whatever and wherever.
DeleteDignity and Grace must be the names of her new twins, because they have never been any part of her character.
DeleteSounds like she is advertising her superior finesse at giving hand jobs....
DeleteSure, Bristol! You have so much grace and dignity!
DeleteRemember the Anchorage brawl and your nasty mouth that was recorded recorded and put out to the masses? Along with the photo of you with your legs spread (as usual) peeing on the pavement outside the Anchorage Brawl house?
You Palins are nothing more than white trash and you fit the description to a tee!
1:51
DeleteI'm still laughing 5 minutes after reading this. OMG!
I love you.
Dignity and grace. Two words never used by anyone when describing Bristol Palin... Or any other ember of that hypocritical family.
ReplyDeleteThat's how un-self-aware this moron is...seriously deluded.
DeleteBristol Palin was 'junkered' before she moved in with Dakota. When Bristol told Sarah that she was pregnant by Joey Junker, Sarah told her to hook up with Dakota Meyer/MOH because it would help Sarah's career. Dakota saw the growing belly, and told Bristol. bullshit, it ain't mine. The Wedding of the Century was called off.
ReplyDeleteThat's about it. But we can all still donate to Sarahpac to have 7% of the donation go to candidates, 93% to Sarah's consultants.
DeleteSarah's game playing truly has backfired on her and her own kid did it!
DeleteThank you, Bristol Palin! You have assisted in taking your mother down and America truly appreciates it!
Guess what pic is missing off of BSMP2's instagram??
ReplyDeleteDated March 19: http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2015/03/two-months.html
Here it is saved for posterity: http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2015/04/bristol-palin-nothing-to-see-here-lets.html
Would this make her at least four months pregnant???
Does this mean the Palin and Meyer families will have a July 4th picnic to "officially" CELEBRATE LIFE?
ReplyDeleteYeah, but only Sarah will attend.
DeleteI think this explains why Sarah had to go to Kentuck. Either pay-off to keep Duh quiet because they already knew Puddles was preggers or maybe try to talk him into accepting responsibility. So the finger in his face said "what". X number of dollars or else.
DeleteJoey junker has been happily in another relationship the last few months. So it's either Dakotas our someone else's.
ReplyDeleteBullshit, Joey got her pregnant in January or February. Sarah's scheming for a MOH to join the family fell through when Bristol's belly grew so fast. BWAHAHAHA, what a dysfunctional group of Wasillabillies. Fuck you, Sarah Palin. The Gravy Train is over. Fox must have found out about this pregnancy in May.
DeleteI wonder if she'll claim she was raped in a tent. No wait, she's already tried that . No one believed her.
ReplyDeleteA terrible, no good, rilly, rilly, awful week for Lou Sarah and her dysfunctional, hypocritical spawn.
ReplyDeleteOkay, Brancy, what's the strategery on this one? Are we announcing the baby daddy? Was poor little Brissy 'raped' again? What are you going to do about the 'due' date? Stay mum and then be surprised when this baby comes 'early' again? And Nancy, don't you ever get tired of lying for these people? Are you just as hypocritical as them?
If she wants to save face at all, she HAS to say it was Dakota's baby, because otherwise she's admitting she had sex with at least two different men in the span of a few months (including either just before, during, or after the Dakota relationship). But after the big rift, I'd be shocked if Dakota lets her get away with saying he's the daddy. So I'm very curious about how that will be handled...
DeleteBristol (or Nancy) write like a refrigerator magnet, bumper sticker and a broken record. How hard they are trying to convince her and everyone she believes the run of the mill pick me up quotes.
ReplyDeleteBristol is 25 years old. Who gets pregnant by mistake at that age? Oh yeah, stupid people.
ReplyDeleteMy wish ... that the daddy is one Marina's "stud" boyfriends.
ReplyDeleteMy God. What a drunken, foul-mouthed slut.
ReplyDeleteNOT a lecture, Bristol--just an observation. And certainly no sympathy here.
SarahPAC will issue a donation request letter saying funds are urgently needed to support Bristol as she runs for office.
ReplyDelete"I’ve been trying my hardest to keep my chin up on this one."
ReplyDeleteThat in itself is a mighty big job.
She walked right into that one! LOL.
Delete"I’ve been trying my hardest to keep my chin up on this one."
DeleteIt would have been easier to do without that stupid implant.
Seriously, such LOW hanging fruit, the jokes write themselves.
My thoughts exactly. Bristol is writing her own punchlines!
DeleteWOW. So how many is that? Tripp was Trig before he was Tripp, the AFS baby... then Tripp, then Kyla Grace the DWTS baby and now this one? At 24? Never married? One word. SLUT. I just can't believe a young woman in 2015 can't figure out how to prevent a pregnancy. I was 16, a sophomore in HS, when I decided to have sex with my boyfriend. I had a very Catholic mom, so I went to Planned Parenthood and figured out what I needed to do to prevent a pregnancy. It's really not rocket science...
ReplyDeleteI hear abstinence is 100% effective.
DeleteDid she even know that military guy on the end of January? I think it's about 5 months. And someone pushed her as quickly as possibly into the prehoneymoon with the military guy, thinking they could fool him. Maybe the original guy had already moved on, and the military guy looked real good. To fool.
ReplyDeleteMy 29 year old nephew heard my reaction to this post and asked what it was. When I told him, his response was that Dakota probably had a vasectomy. He and several of his buddies who went into the Army all got them so there could never be any doubt. Apparently the current methods are relatively easy to reverse when a man and his partner decide they want to have a child. Can you imagine the scene if B told D , "We're pregnant" and D responded ....
DeleteDear Lord! Spay the bitch! Bristol has never learned that a baby doesn't make one want to marry you. Who's the Daddy?;
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6/25/15 "I know I am fully capable of handling anything that is put in front of me with dignity and grace." Bristol Palin
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/bristolpalin/2015/06/big-news/#more-8768
SHE LIES. She does not handle herself with any dignity and grace.
Was her God in bed with her? Why didn't she announce
Deleteall of her other pregnancies like this one? Is it because she is big already? Dakota dodged an 18 year child support claim for another man's baby. Maybe now she will marry Joey Junker.
Is Dignity the DisneyLand Baby and Grace the DWTS baby?
DeleteI wonder why they decided not to hide this one? Maybe Palin needs a really good reason to not run, while landing (hopefully) lots of pity donations?
ReplyDeleteWhat's the connection? Sarah can't run for office because her adult child is pregnant? That makes no sense. But of course, neither do the Palins.
DeleteYou can't hide a real pregnancy for that long. Of course, you CAN pretend to be pregnant for 6 weeks and then have a wild ride ending with a baby. Just ask Bristol's mother.
DeleteI think you've got it. Either that or Bristol has really gone rogue.
DeleteHmmmm...maybe that's the reason she didn't tie the knot with Dakota - it's not his. Don't they have birth control up there in Alaska? Apparently that abstinence thing doesn't work very well. 😁
ReplyDeleteYes they have it in AK but Bristol forgot to take it with her to KY.
Deletesperm burpin', born again virgin, kkkrystian fraud ..
ReplyDeleteI love it when "family values" conservatives get hit with a Karma pie - smack in the face.
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin's daughter Bristol announces she's pregnant again just a month after cancelling wedding to Marine veteran
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Any possibility it was A-Rod?
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!!
DeleteGood one! Thank you David Letterman. :)
DeleteMy favorite comment!
DeleteAnd a toast to Letterman! Drinks all around!
1:50 PM:
ReplyDeleteJJ is also posting on Bristols web pages. I wonder if his new relationship likes that?
No wonder Dakota ran like hell from the Palin compound!
ReplyDeleteBristol is showing herself to have a habit of spreading her legs with a variety of guys. In doing so, why, in the name of God, didn't' she use contraception? Stupid, stupid, stupid!
She's going to end up dropping kids just like her mother! Friggin' idiots!
If she goes after one of them for child support, I'd suggest to them that they not agree to anything until you have DNA tests done on them and the child! (Doing Bristol's too, wouldn't be a bad idea!)
Radar Online has a sense of humour....when I opened the link to the story, also too there was audio of the Palin Throw Down!
ReplyDeleteWill no one think of the refrigerator? When will Jeb Bush fire up the same machine? Remember he wanted unwed mothers to have to publish their sexual histories in newspapers. Hypocrites, all of them!
ReplyDeleteahemmm,,,,,who's to say it wasn't a "Immaculate Conception"?
ReplyDeleteJeebus.
ReplyDeleteGet this poor girl fixed!
This is what - her 5th pregnancy??????
Pathetically sad really.
Well, if mama disowns her and she needs money, she could tell the world that she birthed Tri-G. She'd be set for life for sure!
The Born Again Abstinence-Only Virgin Ho.She got pregnant by Junker and tried to pass it off as Meyer's by getting a quick wedding, but Dakota said no and called off the wedding. Just as we all thought. Dakota really should thank God for this divine intervention: it kept him away from being legally tied to the Crazy Vengeful Palin Clan.
ReplyDeleteI was attacked by the trolls/Alicia when I suggested after the Dakota Wedding announcement that Bristol was pregnant. All of you trolls/Alicia can kiss my ass. Karma is a Bitch.
ReplyDeleteI thought a lot of people here were making that suggestion. Alicia is demented. I think it's hilarious that she is apparently so busy at the Pee Pond that she hasn't gotten here yet. Her keyboard will explode when she does!
DeleteHmm. Bristol was pregnant at age 17 the first time, right? Isn't that about the same age as President Obama's (ACA is here to stay!) oldest daughter? Now, just imagine for a pee-picking moment what the conservative Christians would be saying if it were the president's daughter that was pregnant? They would be falling all over themselves to condemn his daughter and the president. No doubt about it. But of course, Brisol has invoked God into her most recent pregnancy, and apparently that makes it A-OK... What hypocrisy.
ReplyDeleteDignity and grace... lol! That Nancy French is a riot!
ReplyDeleteTV Guide says that Bristol, Joey, Dakota and four other guys will be on the Maury Show next week ... in a "special" Who's the daddy segment?
ReplyDeleteIf she had as many dicks sticking out of her as she has had stuck in her ... she would look like a porcupine.
ReplyDeleteWhat a slut
I agree that Bristol should have privacy-----and she should have thought of that when she was letting her mother use her as her voice on that ridiculous blog. She let Sarah and the ghost put her on a hypocritical pedestal that she was sure to fall off of because----she is just a flawed young woman like million of others. And more than likely-- knew jack about what
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If Bristol wants to be happy she needs to have her kid, get a real job, don't play games with the father and for dog's sake stay away from her crazy assed mother.
But I'm thinking none of that will happen. So, good-luck future Palin child---you are going to need it.
She is getting killed in the HuffPost article comments. I haven't read them all, but so far a lot of mentions of the hypocrisy and no one defending her.
ReplyDeleteThis takes the cake, though:
Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian
Bristol is an expert in “Abstinence Only” in the same sense that her mother is an expert in becoming Vice-President.
It will be interesting to see if the baby-to-be's father steps up out of the shadows and takes responsibility. Then we'll all know who Bristol was forking around with all the while pretending to be madly in love with Duhkota. I seriously doubt this baby is his. If it was, they would have gone ahead with the wedding, right?
ReplyDeleteTrig, Trip, Dancing With the Stars Baby, and now this one. That makes four babies. But I wonder how many pregnancies total?
ReplyDeleteMaybe Bristol should think about living a normal life--not blogging and asking for privacy while telling the world about her life and attacking others all the time.
ReplyDeleteBristol, preach us the virtues of abstinence some more please? Oh those poor suckers who fall for the Palin cons and never learn their lesson. If they weren't such hateful ignoramouses, I'd almost feel bad for them.
ReplyDeleteGood for her for getting in the driver's seat at last. First pregnancy was hidden (pre-election), Tripp pregnancy-if it was even real- was a bizarre farce as she was paraded around the nation looking ridiculously padded, dwts pregnancy-god only knows what happened there... She's even been suspected of more pregnancies but, really, she is only 24. I pitied her in 08 and came to revile her as she morphed into Sarah2.0. But maybe this time, she will write her own damn narrative and if so, bully for her.
ReplyDeleteWhat a strange announcement. Why not just announce the pregnancy as a joyful thing and leave it at that? Why the agonizing and requests for "sympathy?" Why tell the whole world you don't want the baby. Or don't bother announcing at all.
ReplyDeleteI have to feel sorry for her in a way - if she doesn't want the baby, why can't she choose to get an abortion, is she really that chained to her mother?
"and I know I am fully capable of handling
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Evidently includes cock!
First Trump tosses his hat in the ring, then John Roberts saved thousands of lives, then this. Conclusion: GOD LOVES ME!!!!
ReplyDelete...and the rest of us too!!
DeleteThough her mother Sarah is unlikely to run for President in 2016 — and recently lost her gig on Fox News — another baby scandal could prove to be the ultimate embarrassment for the conservative family, and a fatal blow to their wider political ambitions.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't exactly Sarah Palin's day. Lucky she knows it is God's plan. And now she knows abstinence does not work.
Medical Community Praises Supreme Court Decision on ACA
Nancy Frech must need that Palin PAC money pretty badly. Writing that Bristol Palin, who is neither dignified nor graceful, would handle a situation with both those attributes is just beyond belief.
ReplyDeleteI see no "sin" in a girl becoming pregnant - but if they think it is wrong - and think they have to apologize - why on earth - in 2015 don't they use contraception.
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe that people continue to get pregnant when they don't want to have a child.
It is time parents got real and started to explain reality to their children. They could even use Obamacare as part of that explanation - Birth Control is available with no co-pay as part of your health insurance
It's not like she is 6 weeks or anything, I'm betting she is in about her 4th month maybe even a little later, This is Junkers kid and to think Sarah almost had Dakota lasso'ed Bahahahahaha, So much for that born again virgin BS Candies should sue the hell out of her.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Rush Limbaugh will call Bristol a retarded slut. I know he likes to use those descriptive words when talking about people.
ReplyDelete"My little family always has, and always will come first."
ReplyDeleteExcept when you were away with trial daddies, slandering the name of Tripp's father, sleeping around so much that it may not be clear who the father of this new child is --- none of that
means that your "little" (and getting bigger) family comes first. Oh, yeah, hauling Tripp to Kentucky for who knows why at the end of the school year?
Who will you soak for paternity support? Do you dare do such a thing? Will you ask Joey, Dakota, and that Vegas guy who just happened to stop by one night but you don't know his name, for paternity tests? Or are your going to take full responsibility for this child, born without wedlock, without a support partner for you: you're on your own now. The past few months look pretty seedy. You seem unable to concentrate only on your "chicken nugget" until he grows old enough to handle a strange baby from a strange father in his house.
If that's a lecture, so be it.
Don't you just love it when the Palins live vibrantly!
ReplyDeleteBristol uses her blog to lecture all of us. Whether she writes it herself or has that hypocrite Nancy French write it is beside the point. Don't want to be lectured Bristol? Then shut down that judgmental blog of yours.
ReplyDeleteDo you want privacy Bristol? Then quit posting public photos and make all your accounts private.
I do want you to know that you didn't let me down. You didn't let any of the IM community down. If you want to have unprotected sex and get pregnant, that is no one's business but your own.
Good luck. I hope to not hear of you again until you publish that best selling book 'Growing up Palin'. If you tell the truth, it will not only set you free, it will make a lot of money for you and your children.
Their engagement was on March 13th. So she probably already knew she was pregnant.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget SP got her professional photographer involved early in Bristol's relationship. Documentation!
Bristol found out Sarah was searching the hangar for the empathy belly...so she had to announce NOW before Sarah tried to steal another of her kids!!
ReplyDeleteIn my lifetime!!! An Immaculate Conception!! Praise the Lord!!
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I hope she stopped drinking alcohol the moment she thought she was pregnant, and continues to abstain until the baby appears.
ReplyDeleteThis is not a joking matter.
What did she do with the dancing with the Stars baby and why did she decide to keep this one? Did she run out of people to take another baby? This will give her pro life cred new energy. She will be on the speech circuit and plugging abstinence only birth control before you know it!
ReplyDeleteWhat a stupid bitch.
ReplyDeleteOh, and BTW: this pregnant, unemployed hussy does seem to own the house, not just rent a place. She has hired someone to put up tile behind her kitchen exhaust (doesn't admit that someone else did the job, though) :
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You stupid slut. Unprotected sex will result in pregnancy. Simple. I could care less if you had sex. I could care less if you have tons of sex, but you were DAMNED IRRESPONSIBLE to have unprotected sex and now ANOTHER innocent child will be subjected to your damaged mothering.
ReplyDeleteDon't look for sympathy, don't be a victim. YOU CHOSE TO GET PREGNANT, it was no accident. What a fucking waste of humankind you are. Life gets tough? Spare us the platitudes. YOU CHOSE to let that penis into you unprotected and you KNEW the consequences of your actions. Whining about it is lower than low class and leaves a public trail for your child to grow up and read about when they are able. All this God talk? Give me a break. This is on YOU, you fucking whore.
I feel sorry for that child, who is being ushered into the world as a "huge disappointment" and something his mother needs "sympathy" about.
ReplyDeleteThe palin's flaunt everything they do but now she wants privacy?
ReplyDeleteShe shouldn't worry about "keeping her chin up", more like she should keep her legs closed. How much of an idiot odes she have to be to understand how not to get pregnant. Either that or she has the morals of an Alaskan whore. I guess it could be both... I really wish these hillbillies would just go away. I see FoxNews just cut her from their staff. Good riddance!
ReplyDeleteJust wondering why this pregnancy is announced while she appeared to be pregnant on national t.v. during DWTS and the outcome of that remained mysterious...hmmm.
ReplyDeleteWhy is this a dissapointment? Isnt all part of gods plan?
ReplyDeleteNo one would care that much if her psycho mother wasn't always going on about "conservative family values." The hypocrisy of the Palins is what makes this hilarious. Also maybe time to try a more effective form of birth control like a IUD or the shot. Course if she got the GOP version of sex ed she probably thought jumping up and down would prevent conception.
ReplyDeletePoor Bristol! She's probably taken to her bed, wrapped in her Louis Vuitton bags and Louboutin shoes... the things in her life that REALLY count.
ReplyDeleteNo one would care that much if her psycho mother wasn't always going on about "conservative family values." The hypocrisy of the Palins is what makes this hilarious. Also maybe time to try a more effective form of birth control like a IUD or the shot. Course if she got the GOP version of sex ed she probably thought jumping up and down would prevent conception.
ReplyDeleteProbably the Joey; if she can wriggle free of her grizzled mama, she might just maybe could possibly have a life. Feels too mean to say something mean, so, poor baby, poor Bristol, I wish her well.
ReplyDeleteSo she can lecture others about abstinence but can't follow it?
ReplyDeleteBefore people start talking about her coming out with a tell-all about any and all of mommy dearest's secrets - remember that basically any assets of value that she is clinging to are NOT in her name, they are in the name of some "legal entity" controlled by said mommy dearest. She COULD break away and start fresh but with what and how much? What kind of skills does she have? How will she make ends meet? Nah. She is pretty much trapped. Mommy dearest likes it that way.
Our troll (LoveconqueredUs) is having a grand time on C4P:
ReplyDelete"Remember, we actually do not know anything about her personal life. We DO know that it's actually not easy to have a child and not get pregnant again for 6 years. Most people have their second within a couple years. She clearly isn't stupid or irresponsible."
Oh, and I guess we can assume this is the reason for the mad dash from Kentucky. Grizzled mama must be feeling pretty grizzed today...
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