Thursday, June 11, 2015

Lindsey Graham has a new campaign poster.

Yeah, that seems about right.

9 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:13 AM

    Definitely right! Miss Lindsey is a scary one...

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  2. Balzafiar5:24 AM

    He forgot to put his makeup on for that photo shoot.

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  3. Anonymous6:40 AM

    Real mature, Gryphen. Typical libtard response to a serious conservative politician's foray into national politics.

    It's true that Lindsay Graham is known as a hawkish supporter of irresponsible military intervention. But he's no chicken hawk like 99% of conservative war mongers. He has a long and storied career as America's most decorated serviceman.

    In 1945, a young Lieutenant Graham led the 133rd Combat Laundry Battalion during the D-Day assault on Omaha Beach. (not Omaha Beach in France, but an actual beach in Omaha, Nebraska)

    In 1953, Captain Graham single-handedly captured a .50 cal machinegun emplacement he discovered along a critical supply route between Seoul and Pyangyong, Korea. True, it later turned out to be an allied position, but that doesn't diminish the courage it took to attack and subdue the G.I.'s manning that machinegun.

    In 1965, Lieutenant Graham was credited with devising the so-called "Wham Bam, Thank You Ma'am" core strategy for quickly winning the Vietnam within 10 years with minimal cost and virtually no American casualties. It was so successful that a similar strategy was employed by the Bush administration to conduct the so-called 'blitz-krieg' or 'lightning war" in Afghanistan in 2003.

    The list goes on and on. He is truly America's greatest American hero in all of America. Instead of ridiculing Graham for his vaguely effeminate affect, you should be celebrating his courage and manly military prowess. As his campaign slogan says "Vote Graham or He Will Kick Your Ass"

    Yes, I will be voting for Hillary in 2016. But I would ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY be voting for Graham if Hillary wasn't running, and Bernie Sanders wasn't running, and no other Democrats were running and Jeb Bush wasn't running and Marco Rubio wasn't running and Rick "GOOGLE ME NOW!" Santorum wasn't running and Donald Trump wasn't running and Mittens Romney wasn't running and... and.... and...

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    1. Balzafiar8:29 AM

      and... and all domesticated pets. That will ab-so-fukkin-lutely clear the field for Miss Lindsey.

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    2. Anita Winecooler6:14 PM

      Pass me the smelling salts, I do believe I have the vapours! Well Done, Anonymous, though I still believe that isn't your real name! I haven't snorted more than Penelope in a long time, thanks for the laughs!

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  4. Anonymous9:14 AM

    Cannot imagine Miss Lindsey being the Republican candidate - tain't gonna happen! He's a war monger too!

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  5. Anonymous9:19 AM

    This new campaign poster for Ms. Lindsey perfectly conveys his speech where he announced his intention to run for the hills, er, presidency.

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  6. Anita Winecooler6:19 PM

    Well, Miss Lindsey DOES want Caitlyn in his party. And here I thought Miss Lindsey was pandering to the LGBT community for votes. Come out first, Miss Linsey, then we'll talk. wink wink nudge nudge, Poor John Mc Cain, dropped like a hot potato for Caitlyn's vote.

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  7. Anonymous8:51 PM

    JMHO...let's assume Mr Graham is a closeted gay man, and leave politics aside. Coming out of the closet if and when must be a very personal choice. Not a one size fits all kind of thing. I'm not defending his politics at all, being a diehard Democrat, but I do cringe a bit at the numerous posts calling him "Miss Lindsey", etc. I don't think it makes our party look very progressive or tolerant if we lob insults at him, mocking his effeminate mannerisms. Again, jmho.

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