Yeah, I know right? I'm actually not sure if even one word of this could be labeled as true.
And trust me that was not lost on other Pikore users who were quick to criticize the post.
Posting this kind of thing makes it seem that if she were not playing the victim that she would have no self identity at all.
I think you have something there Gryphen. Bristol Palin has no identity beyond being the unwed and pregnant daughter of Sarah Palin. It is pretty sad when you really think about it. She needs to leave Alaska and reinvent herself. She is stuck in Bristol Palin pregnant and still 17 years old. Move on Bristol! Find someone to love and be loved by. Be an adult.
ReplyDeleteexotixx_llc ? AK AFTADARK ? DWTS Pregnant Gorilla?
DeleteIt was explained to me once as "TGT's" and Bristol Payme has got it big time.
DeleteTerminal Grade Ten. It's a combination of peaking or perceiving one's peak around age 16 and a stagnation of character development. Sometimes brought on by smoking copious quantities of weed but always thinking your shit don't stink.
Check yourself Bristol, fuckin lunatic.
"The difference between you and me is that I am built for this shit.!"
ReplyDeleteSo is this "you" every other human being on the planet or a slightly more localized "you"? Defining one's terms is always so much work.
Bullshit, she's built for it.
DeleteConstant need for love and attention.
Can't keep her legs together.
"Looking for love in all the wrong places."
Is she " built for it" before or after the plastic surgery and lipo??
Delete"My name has been dragged through the mud more than once and every time I pick it up and wash it off!"
ReplyDeleteIt's there something startling about washing one's name that it requires an exclamation point (and all caps)?
Like when she punched the party host last fall and a bunch of guys dragged her through the mud in her sarong dress? She's been dragged through the mud alright, usually at her own behest or because she's drunk and uncontrollable and someone is dragging her drunk ass back to her car or her tent. Stupid bitch and her stolen quotes:
Deletehttp://aprilvillagran.blogspot.com
The party host, a friend of her parents, described her to the police as "Bristol F**king Palin" How appropriate is THAT nickname for the constantly preggers self made woman?
DeleteNext thing we know, Brancy will claim that all the pregnancies were immaculate conceptions. Nancy French must be desperate for "work" pretending to be the biggest whore that ever came out of Wasilla. Make that the SECOND biggest, her mother is the biggest one.
DeleteFor the hundreth time:
DeleteImmaculate Conception means The Virgin Mary was born sans original sin, not sexless pregnancies.
I wonder who she plagiarized this off of? Feeling a little butt hurt. and left out,bristol?
ReplyDeleteHard to say where she grabbed it from.
DeleteMaybe some other hard ass worker sent it to Bristol b/c she's a hard ass worker!
It's been out there a while.
http://aprilvillagran.blogspot.com
DeleteAll of the pieces and parts of "her" quotes are here.
"if she were not playing the victim that she would have no self identity at all"
ReplyDeleteThat was a very astute observation and I believe it probably sums up the whole skewed viewpoint of both mom and daughter.
Reinforces my own belief that they clinically "suffer" from Borderline Personality Disorder. it's a real thing. I've known a few and they are irredeemable. There is lots of speculation on what specific cause is (nature or nurture), but the basic assumption is that people who suffer from this lack a genuine sense of self and will spend the rest of their life blaming others for EVERYTHING. Probably begins in babyhood when a senses of self fails to develop.....can be caused by REAL abandonment or some imagined sense of it.
This is what I tell myself: if literally everyone is calling me a ________ then there is probably at least some truth to it. Brissy needs to realize that. She wouldn't be criticized so much if she was making good decisions, or at the very least owning up to her bad ones and not criticizing others.
ReplyDeleteThe obvious truth is to become more self aware by paying attention to your self in order to recognize when something is true about you. Then be accountable and change your own behaviors.
DeleteIt is a life long handicap to deny your own existence living out delusions denying reality. Bristol will probably die denying she advocated abstinence, pledged it and even got paid as a spokesperson no matter how many videos and PSA's there are of her. She will keep lying she bought houses working at a doctors office.
Sadly, Bristol will not ever comprehend she is responsible for and deserved comments about her abstinence hypocrisy. She compartmentalized that and angry about logic and reason applied to her.
In her sick world she did no wrong, was just ahead of herself making a planned baby before the quickie wedding.
It is scary she believed that twisted thinking would be adopted and give her a pass or warm praise. Her statements dug her in deeper.
She is getting what she earned and deserved.
Well, Bristol, when Frank Sinatra sang that tune, it was believable...not you, honey.
ReplyDeleteThat's life (that's life), that's what all the people say
You're ridin' high in April, shot down in May
But I know I'm gonna change that tune
When I'm back on top, back on top in June
I said that's life (that's life), and as funny as it may seem
Some people get their kicks stompin' on a dream
But I don't let it, let it get me down
'cause this fine old world, it keeps spinnin' around
I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king
I've been up and down and over and out and I know one thing
Each time I find myself flat on my face
I pick myself up and get back in the race
That's life (that's life), I tell you I can't deny it
I thought of quitting, baby, but my heart just ain't gonna buy it
And if I didn't think it was worth one single try
I'd jump right on a big bird and then I'd fly
I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king
I've been up and down and over and out and I know one thing
Each time I find myself layin' flat on my face
I just pick myself up and get back in the race
That's life (that's life), that's life and I can't deny it
Many times I thought of cuttin' out but my heart won't buy it
But if there's nothin' shakin' come this here July
I'm gonna roll myself up in a big ball a-and die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJimkJIPqhQ
*instagram. People don't have pikore accounts. They have instagram accounts which are phone related. Sites like pikore exploit Instagram by installing ads to make money off clicks I'm assuming Instagram isn't money related.
ReplyDeleteI had been wondering what the difference is between Instagram, Enjoygram, and Pikore, because somehow it seems they all converge.
Deletethanks for that. i for one had never heard of pikore.
DeleteLong time reader, first time commenter-
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahaha!
Self made?!?!???? Bwahahahahahahaha ....
ReplyDeleteThe only reason anyone even knows Brisdull's name outside is because she's been riding on her hateful mother's coat tails.
Self made is someone who is interested in furthering education, traveling, setting career goals and achieving them on their own. The Chin has done NONE of these things and shows no interest in anything besides fish mouth pictures and grifting. Self made, my ass.
And having sex with any available male, don;t forget THAT talent.
DeleteI'm actually not sure if even one word of this could be labeled as true.
ReplyDeleteThat's what happens when people mindlessly rip and repost other people's rants.
Pimp daddies friends drug her through the mud.
DeleteSarah: "There is no diva in Bristol."
ReplyDeleteBristol: "They took my shoes. They took my sunglasses. My $300 sunglasses. They took my thong." Whaaaaa "Where's my shit?" Whaaaaaaaaaa. "All I have on my face is beer and makeup." Whaaaaaaaaaa
People…people…
ReplyDeleteThe Heaths/Palins got rich from STEALING a trust account in 1989…
It had a cash value factor of 108.401,500 dollars…and Ritcher Investments is born…and when you try to kill the birthright owner or railroad them and they figure you out? oops…wrong address…and that hasty resignation?
Just WHEN will that international tribunal - that you have hinted at so often - finally convene?
Delete12:45pm
DeleteIt's actually "Richter" investments, not "Ritcher" as you spelled it. If you are going to perpetuate a conspiracy theory you could at least spell the names correctly.
I think 12:45 is from Nigeria and will soon be asking readers here to send $ or our credit card numbers to enable him/her to expose the palins.
Delete6:47, no...he/she is actually telling a version of the truth. Sarah and Todd really did loot a trust fund, but the value was more like TWO million dollars, not that figure posted. Even sarah couldn't piss away over a hundred mil. The interest alone on that would be what, hundred grand a month?
DeleteI don't know if they'll ever be held accountable, but if someone were to look into how they bought cars and homes in the mid and late 90s, to quote Bristol "they'd sure see some shit!"
The problem is and always has been proving it. Todd has photo and video evidence of half the AK heavies cavorting with prostitutes...copies of copies of copies, in half a dozen safe deposit boxes plus a handful of thumb drives entrusted to a certain slimy lawyer we all know and loathe.
What there IS tons of proof of? The PAC money being a slush fund. If the PAC was ever audited, they would see the hundreds of thousands a year in "postage" are actually postal money orders which are deposited directly into the hands of the familia la griftia. They'd also find the "part time clerical workers" who make five and seven grand a month (three times as much as the average FULL TIME clerical worker here in AK) do not have one shred of PAC work, clerical or otherwise, to show for their many years of receiving fat checks. They are paid to care for Trig and up until last year, sometimes Piper as well.
Audit the damn PAC!
This is how I know you are kying: if Sarah got rich years ago, no way in hell would she or Toad have worked at ANYTHING. Bullshit.
DeleteIf Sarah had 108.401,500 dollars in 1989, there would have been no Bristol, Willow, Piper or Trig (no Bristol - how could there be a Trig?).
DeletePalin would have never been mayor, governor or anything else. Todd would have taken half the money and split. Why stay?
Palin would have OD'd on coke or meth or crank well before any of that would have happened. She'd be out of control with no one to be her handler during her manic/depressive mood swings.
Google search shows Bristol copied that quote from actor Alex Ekubo.... Alex Ekubo has a message for his haters.
ReplyDeleteDamn Bristol ... at least give him some credit for what you stole.
Bristol honey, it was your thong dress that got dragged through the mud.
ReplyDeleteYour name has been in a cesspool for many years.
Noticed this post left for Bristol:
ReplyDeletecomoesto 1 day ago
Not really self made but still seem to be doing great despite the hell your parents and @nancyjanefrench have put you through. Don't know how you do it. Keep up the momentum ! 🙈🙊🙉
Well, Bristol, the difference between you and me is that I don't use gratuitous vulgarity constantly, both in my posts and in real life.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm even a liberal...imagine that.
Is Bristol's post directed at Dakota?
ReplyDeleteBristol, or the clowns that do this for the lazy useless one, are the biggest liars. Plus they always steal from others as if it is "Bristol". This was posted days ago, do you think she is out of bed yet?
ReplyDeleteBristol sounds angry, and no wonder, being the daughter of a Palin and how she's screwed her life around. She now has two children out of wedlock and will have a hard time finding a good man, with her Mother in charge. It would be difficult for Bristol to break away, because then she would be out on her own to defend herself, have to work a real job, scrimp and save; yes, she'd probably meet the right guy, but, it would take that sacrifice of breaking free from Sarah Palin.
ReplyDeleteSo, if she's not strong enough to break away from the perks and money and buy-outs, she'll continually be the most unhappy person. She'll be bitter and used all her life.
She learned the wrong lessons at Mama's knee, that's for sure. I knew a young woman who grew up with a mother who embodied many of the very worst stereotypes about civil servants. She grew up, got a similar job in the private sector, pulled the same stunts she'd watched her mother get away with all those years, and guess what, it didn't fly. Bristol's biggest problem isn't as easy as finding a way to support herself, but finding the wherewithal to rise above her upbringing. At this point she clearly doesn't even recognize that she has a problem. At least Willow shows some signs of becoming her own person.
DeleteWillow? What about buying a house at 20? Because she can vacation often and do hair at the same time, she was able to buy a house. You sure she is actually independent? Granted that is how the powers in charge of her make it appear.
DeleteI had no idea that Willow was such an avid follower of IM. She has removed the post of the 3 glasses in a bar about a house. Also, too, she removed a post with her friends in Az when she was leaving.
DeleteBefore that she removed a post of her legs by the pool in Az.
What is with Willow?
Now she will just pretend she is doing hair and post her friends pictures of hair. Cute dogs and ugly cats, whatever mommie or bekki tell her. Behave Willow.
Could this be some type of passive message to her mother?
ReplyDeleteThat's the feeling I got also too!
DeleteWhat a mad cow would say.
ReplyDeleteShe has no identity except the one she made for herself as you put it playing the victim. She's not a victim except in her own mind. Instead of constantly trying to play the victim card the ignorant slut needs to get her act together.
ReplyDeleteSo you see, Bristol, money can be the root of all evil. If money and fame caught you and bound you, it will be hard to break free from it. Breaking free from it would save you and your children from a life of continual pain, but of course, the deception of money and it's tentacles are very strong. It's not money that's evil, it's the 'control' of money. Whoever is controlling you with money is making your life miserable. Get out.
ReplyDeleteAll her toxic anger is with little fetus. That is what she has to give. Some plan she hatched when she planned to get knocked up by someone she can't name.
DeleteShe can't leave home because she is at least six, if not seven months pregnant. If she shows her pregnant self, everyone will know she tried to marry Dakota while pregnant with another man's child. So I suppose she is bored and not having to ever lift one finger for her food and shelter, has nothing better to do.
ReplyDeleteI do hope she is staying off the booze. She has an alcohol problem, that is for sure.
She drank with "Ruffles" and Trig and look how they turned out!
DeleteThe girl can't get out of her mother's shadow. When SP writes a column or a FB post or does a SPC video (now defunct), she links to Bristol's blog, and vice versa. They are intertwined. If Sarah's needs corroboration for her articles and opinions, she needs Bristol to jump in, and when Bristol is forced to write up about an issue, Bristol has to link it to Mommy Dearest. Who has ever seen an adult mother/daughter relationship like this played out in public? Can't Bristol seek her own interests? Does she always have to be a clone of her mother - does she not have a mind of her own????
ReplyDeleteYes, I agree with Bristol; she's being used, and being exploited by her own mother. If Sarah didn't have Bristol to glom on to, Sarah would have to find herself another patsy.
Her family is not there for her. What she has is what they already set up for her. Sarah's lawyer controls a lot and tells her what she must do in regard to housing and business. Sarah no doubt tells him how to manipulate her. Dr. Cusack and Kelly are friends with Sarah and Todd and while being 'friends' with Bristol, Sarah actually comes first.
DeleteThere is no way out for Bristol since she is so weak and has no identity on her own.
Even her best friend, the video vixen, is a mole.
So her life is kind of like a teabagging biblical version of the Truman show?
DeleteBristol is special needs so of course her life is controlled. If left on her own she gets fall down drunk, sleeps with strange men and invites them back to her house and then has them labelled as "stalkers" and gets pregnant, many, many times. She has to have handlers, why do you think her parents sold her house on the lake and moved her back in with them? She was acting out and neglecting her kids and couldn't be trusted.
DeleteNow Marina Lupas is in charge of 'controlling' the preg Bristol? A job that was to go to the MOH man? I kind of feel sorry for the porn star now.
DeleteI know Track has a minder, but she has access to drugs and that can't be good. Track appears to be more special needs than Bristol. Have you heard him try and talk?
She would ram through an open door, also.
ReplyDeleteAnd she may be pregnant, God told her to leave the door open and whatnot.
She sure doesn't look pregnant. I think this might be an "hysterical pregnancy" ie. a cry for attention.
Delete3:13
DeleteI thought the same thing. With a "hysterical pregnancy" she could get quiet big. I hope she is not killing or harming a little human being.
They could just say they liked what anonymous said.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.pixteller.com/img/3506
Bristol, or those using her, like everything to be deceptive and shady. Too many lies and it is boring. You still must watch these charlatans for they will do awful things if they can get by with it.
The stupid lies about this Bristol fetus only means more people will hate being lied to. That means more people will hate Bristol for the lies. Not only the overt lies, the covert lies are just as deadly and hateful.
Another HUGE BRISTOL LIE
http://cdn26.us3.fansshare.com/photo/bristolpalin/bristol-chin-implant-weight-loss-1773935088.jpg
She stole it. One second of Google and I found it posted in March of 2014 by April Villegren. You had to know it was plagiarzed.
ReplyDeleteI do believe she has known hunger when her narcissistic mom was in her bedroom watching Destination Wedding rather than making sure her kids had food, clothes or their homework done.
ReplyDeleteI heard she would go to the Best Western and work for food. When that didn't work, there was always the crack house next door. After Levi moved in, he could bake hot dogs. It must have been heaven when Sarah wanted Taco Bell.
DeleteI suspect that there are young women Bristol's age all over the world who could say what she did but they won't because they are working too hard to better themselves and those who depend on them. They do not have the luxury of internet-style self-pity.
ReplyDeleteBeaglemom
When exactly has she ever been 'broke' for more than a few minutes? Her 'broke' has always been almost immediately remedied by her mother dearest, and lately by her PAC.
ReplyDeleteHarpy mother may tell her all the time that she only has everything because of harpy mother. Hence Bristol is 'broke" and in constant debt to harpy.
DeleteWhat is bothering Bristol is the fact no one in the world is defending her, not even her family. Her mother is not standing up for her at all. She is alone. So, why is Bristol mad at the world? She is a laughing stock all over. Bristol is the two time pregnant lady, never married and probably not sure who the father of this new baby is. She got engaged and walked out on that marriage. No cost to her or her mother for buying her wedding rings. Bristol structs her new houses she never lives in, carries her designed Louis Vuittons around like she is now class. I have several LV bags. Anyone can buy one. She is a girl who has no class and her best friend is a porno queen. Sarah has to be proud of her. Bet she does not know if the new baby is black or white either. You never see her work, only selfies in an empty office. Yes, Bristol, you deserve to be mocked. No pity for you. You deserve everything you get. No job, no education, no husband, nothing. Look at class and where they are going, the Obama daughters, no mudslinging, Chelsea Clinton, the Bush girls, even Donald Trumps daughters are classy and work hard, Donald made sure of that.
ReplyDeleteBristol, you are just loose, lazy and uneducated. So, why blame all of us who laugh at you.....
Stay classy!
ReplyDeleteOkay bristol. And what is your point, you dimwit?
ReplyDeleteSo that's what a 3.497 GPA gets ya!
ReplyDeletedayummmm
Her actual GPA was .03497 but her mommy bought her a GED. With an IQ around 80 Barstool is basically a less interesting Forrest Gump.
DeleteBristol has been abandoned by her family. Not even Willow has said boo about the baby. Only Levi and Sunny are with her and offer help.
ReplyDeleteTrack could be away and finally be getting the help he needs. Is he in Arizona with the rest of the family?
Send money. Kristan's Home Of Hope.
https://www.facebook.com/KristansHomeOfHope/photos/pb.397596120399991.-2207520000.1438984008./472844186208517/?type=1&theater
Sunny actually countered Barstool's stupid stolen quote with a Willie Wonka photo making note that Barstool grew up rich...such a poseur Barstool! I love it, she cain't find no friends nowhere; every outlet that has covered her fish face, 5-month bump is making total fun of her hypocrisy and her ridiculous Kim Kardashian obsession.
Deletehttp://websta.me/n/chasingliljohnstons
DeleteAll the pictures Sunny posts make me smile and feel good. thanks, Sunny! You and Levi make such beautiful babies.
DeleteGryphen, did you see Sunny Johnston's post from last night, which I believe was a response to this post from Bristol? Check out Sunny's Instagram @chasingliljohnstons
ReplyDeleteOh...
DeleteThat's a righteous smackdown!
I can fell Barstool's burn...
https://instagram.com/chasingliljohnstons/
I don't know what Sunny was responding to last night. She is so darn beautiful and doing a darn good job with her family and life.
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It is terrific to see the Johnstons doing so well. Tripp is fortunate to have that going for him. What hell if he only had Bristol and being the man for her and the new one on the way. It could be any time since Bristol is such a big liar. For all we know the baby has been born and they are working on an adoption or some twisted story to tell the suckers.
Bristol Palin is--without question--the most self-absorbed, pretentious, and unintelligent person the world has come to know.
ReplyDeleteI don't think she knows what 'self made' refers to.
ReplyDeleteShe meant her chin. She thinks she made her chin since someone paid to have that thing installed for her. For Bristol she has a 'self made' chin.
Deleteshe just knows about breeding, hating and shopping.
Deletehttp://aprilvillagran.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteShe stole all of the content from this website. She cut and pasted different posts to make her statement. Funnily enough it is a teen website and we all know Ms Barstool is still stuck in her teens. She's a plagiarist just like her mother, no surprise there.
Perhaps someone should explain to Bristol what 'search engine' means?
DeleteBooHoo, poor little Bristol! She's suffered so much. She's a former governor's daughter, grew up in a large house paid for by the taxpayers of Wasilla and spent some time in the Alaska Governor's mansion. Flew back and forth across America during a presidential campaign and then, after Palin loss, flew around the country as mommy tried to figure out a new grifting gig. She was on DWTS, was paid over a quarter million dollars as a spokesperson for abstinence. Has at least one child she can acknowledge, gets big bucks in child support for him. Wrote a book which is lousy but still she has a book out there. Has lawyers paid for by her mother's delusional public. And on and on and on!
ReplyDeleteYeah, Bristol has such a sad, underprivileged, pathetic life. Gee whiz, I'm surprised that welfare isn't knocking on her door in an attempt to rescue her from her poverty.
Bristol, wake up to what millions of people go through in this country every day. The only thing I can honestly say I feel sorry for you about is that you were born into a family with a low-IQ, ignorant mother and a dim-witted father who is or at least was a pimp. Almost everything else that "happened to you" was caused by you. Quit your bad habits. Quit your self pity. Try to get some education. Grow up.
Barstool is very low functioning, thus education would be a non-starter for her. She only graduated HS because her mother bought her a GED. She operates at a 4th-5th grade level, zero impulse control and a very low comprehension level, hence all the "oopsie" pregnancies. I kinda think that Trig might have a leg up on her mentally.
DeleteSarah Palin put Bristol on the national stage at the GOP convention in 2008, and announced that her unwed teenaged daughter was pregnant. To make it "OK" they cleaned up Levi, bought him a suit and told us that the kids would be getting married, so it was OK. And,Bristol did choose to have the baby, an advertisement for the Right to Life crowd.
ReplyDeleteFrom that moment, Bristol's life wasn't her own. When she tried to get married to Levi (from a magazine cover)) Sarah broke it up and put Bristol on DTWS, something for which Bristol had no talent and no personality. Everything in her life has been handed to her, starting with her condo in Anchorage, a make believe job in a doctor's office, a nanny to take care of Trip. Bristol has earned nothing in her life, but she has been handsomely rewarded with a reality show, a ghost written book and a "job" as spokesperson for Candies' abstinence program ha hah ha as if Bristol knew what the word meant. Bristol did not earn any of it.
I can only think of one reason for Bristol being rewarded with so much undeserved good fortune. Bristol gave up Trig to Sarah, and Sarah has been paying her back ever since. Or just as bad, Sarah took charge of Trig and all of that has come Bristol's way was to keep her happy and quiet.
Bristol is not know for much other than getting pregnant without being married. That's not a sin, but Bristol was handsomely paid to preach abstinence. Hypocrite! Most of all, Bristol is still emotionally still a child. She asks for privacy while posting the details of her life on the internet. Bristol would love to be the Alaskan Kardashian, posing with designer stuff and being famous for being famous. Bristol can make a mess of her life, and I wouldn't care a bit. But she is also the mother of a little boy who deserves better.
Don't forget Lil Bumpit, who is on her way - soon.
Delete"Handsomely rewarded" with a reality show, etc'.--
DeleteAll of which she failed at because she is SO boring, speaks in a uneducated monotone and has ZERO charisma and simply nothing inteesting to say. The only reason anyone is talking about her is because she is $creech Paylin's spawn. BrisDull is a boring, whiny, plastic-implanted LOSER.
She speaks in the valley girl monotone. She has the paymeeee carp lip look. as long as mom's grift keeps grifting,why worry?
DeleteBarstool has been handsomely rewarded with hush $$. No amount Sarah could spend on this one could buy her talent or Fame. Now,momma's grift is old news. barstool is on her umpteeth pregnancy and no baby daddy in sight. Four baby daddies for Four babies. What did screech have? At least Three different baby daddies???
DeleteThat little boy has siblings and here is one of them.
Deletehttp://s406.photobucket.com/user/WestCorrespondent/media/Bristol%20Palin/PalinBristol100926_01-PG1-1.jpg.html
Good grief, they both have legs like tree trunks.
DeleteDoes anyone have a picture of the billboards the Palin administration had put up around Anch? "Illiterate? Write now for help. Governor's Council on Readin' and Ritin'. Governor Sarah Palin in charge" "
ReplyDelete'There are so many pressures on girls to be a certain size, look a certain way, and fit into a certain mold. When every magazine we pick up is full of airbrushed stick skinny models, it is hard for us “normal” girls to ever feel like we are going to measure up.' August 7, 2015 by Bristol Palin
ReplyDeleteWe are suppose to believe that Bristol wrote that?
Why does Bristol look like a stick skinny model now? She has never admitted to altering her appearance.
Alleged to be a recent photo of 5 months stick skinny model pregnant.
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/bristolpalin/2015/08/5-months/
DWTS
http://newswalle.com/wp-content/uploads/1/1429/1429_7_point_alaska_got_meek_sarah_and.jpg
Bristol
http://assets.poponthepop.com/photos/xlarge_p/bristol-looks-fat.jpg
She's been doing "waist-training" with elastic and bone corsets, just like the Kardashian whores, so that is probably why she doesn't look pregnant now is because she's strapping her belly down.
Delete"Built for this shit"?
ReplyDeleteHuh.
Who knew "this shit" was slang for "perpetually pregnant".
Bristol was built to lie, that is what she does.
Delete"Yes, it improved the way I look, but this surgery was necessary for medical reasons," she told the magazine for its May 23 issue, which will be on newsstands Friday.
They can't even lie creatively.
http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/bristol.jpg
The 20-year-old daughter of 2008 GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin tells Us Weekly that she underwent corrective jaw surgery in December, a month after she finished third on ABC's "Dancing with the Stars." Her face now appears thinner, with higher cheekbones and an angular jaw.
"I wouldn't get plastic surgery unless I got in an accident or something terrible and got disfigured," she said.
If anyone knows about "accidents", it's Little Miss Abstinence. Accidental pregnancies are hell on the figure. It's really a shame there's no surgery to remove the mendicant gene.
Brissy Boo Hoo. If she didn't let Mommy Dearest run (ruin) her life, she might be happier.
ReplyDeleteGoogle is your friend. I Googled the first few words of "the difference between . . . . " and got lots of hits. Such as:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.pinterest.com/pin/532128512194876321/
https://www.pinterest.com/konstantinap/places-to-go/
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/449797081507393023/
http://www.rudequote.com/the-difference-between-you-and-me-is-that-im-built-for-this-sht/
https://www.facebook.com/danielb14y/posts/618178614932695
Get the picture? Either Barstool or, most likely, her ghost writer get a hair up her ass and decided to act tough.
You watch, we will never see that baby. She either already had it and adopted it out or she will suddenly miscarry. She has no shame. And who is her doctor this time? Another public announcement again on a birth taking place in a town or hospital?
ReplyDeleteThe difference between me and you. I'm built for this shit! ( IS BRISTOL TALKING ABOUT BUILT TO FUCK AND BUILT TO POP OUT BABIES WITH NO HUSBAND? )
ReplyDeleteI conquered my demons. ( IS BRISTOL TALKING ABOUT DRUGS AND ALCOHOLISM? WHAT ABOUT THE PALIN FAMILY DRUNKEN BRAWL IN ANCHORAGE? )
I've been broke, paid, lied to, taken advantage of ( TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF? IS BRISTOL TALKING ABOUT DYLAN, BEN, GINO AND JOEY? BRISTOL YOU FORGOT TO MENTION YOU'VE BEEN FINGERED AND JIZZED ON )
cheated on ( CHEATED ON? WHAT ABOUT DUHKOTA? DID YOU CHEAT ON HIM? WHOSE BABY ARE YOU CARRYING? DO YOU KNOW? )
hungry and full ( HUNGRY? IS BRISTOL TALKING ABOUT HER FIRST TIME ON DWTS? THAT'S NOT HUNGRY, THAT'S PROBABLY PREGNANT? FULL? IF YOU'RE FULL THEN SPIT IT OUT - DON'T SWALLOW )
My names been dragged through mud more than once ( DRAGGED THROUGH THE MUD? THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SLEEP AROUND IN ALASKA, KENTUCKY AND PROBABLY IN LAS VEGAS AND GOD ONLY KNOWS WHERE ELSE - MILE HIGH CLUB? - ITS A SMALL WORLD AT DISNEYLAND? - LEVI'S MOMMA'S HOUSE - CANVAS TENTS - PONTOON BOAT? - CARS? - MOTELS? - IN THE WOODS? - IN THE KITCHEN? )
and every time I pick it up and wash it off. ( WASH IT OFF? IS BRISTOL TALKING ABOUT DOUCHING HER HOOHAH? THAT'S NASTY )
That's why I'm self made. I came a long way and still have a way to go. ( CAME A LONG WAY? THAT'S NASTY! BRISTOL WE DON’T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE AND CUM'IN WITH ALL THOSE GUYS AND NOT BEING FINISHED. )
THERE'S NO MISTAKEN, THAT BRISTOL SURE IS SARAH'S AND TODD'S DAUGHTER ALRIGHT.
If Bristol is tired of being taken advantage of then she should keep her panties up, stay off ker knees and mouth shut.
ReplyDeleteI totally relate to Bristol's plight. I've been there. So many of us have been there. The struggle of being self-made usually involves:
ReplyDelete-earning $250,000 to say "Abstinence works!! Except in my past and my future"
-twice appearing on Dancing With The Stars
-a reality show of my own
-having my biography ghost written for me
-traveling around the world in my moms private jet
You're just so damn hardscrabble, Bristol
Why would Bristles post this? It's just another one of her "big middle fingers" only who is her intended audience?
ReplyDeleteBTW, where is Bristol? Looks like she is out of sight probably in order to keep those big preggers photos from coming back to haunt her.
Without her traditional comfort substances and bff selfies and camo-thong partys has to be an all time low for her. She is reeping what she has sown, although I maintain Sarah pulls the strings.
Consider the source (of the plagiarized quote), and you've got your answer. I know single mothers who'd JUMP at having a baby daddy willing to fight to be part of his kid's life, and Bristol "I got a name, and it's wash and wear" Palin/French/whatevs. Bristol kicked that to the curb, and possibly the best man she chose to father her firstborn, it's all bitter grapes. Must be cold in Sunny's shadow. But hey, she's happily married to a good man and father of her kids. Can't blame her for your stupidity, amirite?
ReplyDeleteSince the palins are known for trying to get ahead of scandals with smoke and mirrors, me thinks this is a response to an up coming tabloid article.
ReplyDeleteI guess Nancy missed the discussion on plagiarism in school, maybe she needs to learn the consequences. Bristol is too self absorbed, stupid and shallow to string 6 sentences together.
I image Nancy must be getting a headache, trying to coordinate all the lies and photos to follow the "I planned this pregnancy storyline"... Now remember bristol, all the media, except for that defunct blog and its followers, bought the story that Duhkota is the father, so don't mess up by posting a photo until a couple of months have passed.