Courtesy of Raw Story:
Kathleen Tonn, the former Republican candidate, carried a briefcase stuffed with props and wore a wool hat and flannel sweatshirt Tuesday night to the meeting of the Anchorage assembly, which is considering an LGBT rights ordinance, reported the Joe My God blog.
“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. You like my trumpet? It’s a sound heard around the world,” Tonn said, before pulling a Bible from her briefcase.
The assembly chairman asked Tonn to state and spell her name, which she elaborately did, ending the display with a bit of free association.
“Tonn as in a ton of sin, a ton of judgment,” she said, as the chairman asked where she lived. “Hillside, where the sun was most of the summer. A ton of ‘nucular’ destruction.”
“Since one of my brethren introduced the King James Bible, since I represent the Lord Jesus Christ the great I am, I’m going to add to your public document and your public record from the public document of the great I am,” Tonn told baffled officials.
“Starting with, oh my — a tampon,” she said, pulling a feminine hygiene product from between the pages of her Bible. “Reminds me that little girls in pubescence get periods — female girls.”
Man I have GOT to start attending these assembly meetings again.
Now perhaps a few of you might remember Kathleen Tonn from her appearance in the Alaska Club sauna where she stood fully clothed speaking in tongues.
Boy that religion really brings out the mental health in a person, doesn't it?
(Video courtesy of the Alaska Commons.)