What's Thanksgiving without a giant butterball. Let's talk Trump.

There is literally so much coming out about Trump right now that it almost impossible to keep up.

So here are the highlights, or lowlights if you prefer.

First there is this great anti-Trump ad from GOP candidate John Kasich.

Ouch! No wonder Trump went all medieval on his ass in response to news about this ad. (Assuming of course that medieval politicians had Twitter.)

Next we learn that despite all of those pesky "facts" that Trump has declared victory concerning his assertion that "thousands of Muslims in New Jersey celebrated the falling of the twin towers on 9-11."

And the sad part is that this will probably earn him another bump in the polls.

Speaking of polls the great Nate Silver wants you to know that they do not mean a damn thing right now, and that everybody needs to chill the fuck out.

However until the polls indicate otherwise it is still Trump's world and we are all just living in it, which is why he feels empowered to insist that reporters covering his events get escorted to and from the bathrooms as if they are kindergartners on a field trip.

Yeah, THAT should really help with his press coverage.

And all of this is why Trump has become a favorite target for late night talk show hosts, like Stephen Colbert and Seth Meyers, both of whom must just LOVE having Trump in the race.

Of course not everybody finds Trump's antics so humorous, which is why some conservatives are working together to take his bloated ass down. Yeah, good luck with that!

So there you go, my Trump dump for the day.

Now if you will excuse me I have a much more succulent turkey to carve.