Thursday, December 03, 2015

I think at this point we can officially say that Sarah Palin has made the transition from politician to pastor.

Yes I recognize that Palin has not been ordained, and really does not live a Godly life, but I really think that with this new book she has for all intents and purposes slipped into her new role as Christian evangelist.

Take a look at this interview on Right Wing Watch:  

“You talk about how we’ve turned our back on God’s definition of marriage, how we’ve absolutely trampled underfoot this principle of the sanctity of human life,” Parshall said. “And some might say we’ve gone too far, God is no longer going to shed his grace on us. Do you think it’s too late for America?” 

Palin responded that she didn’t think it was “too late” because “we know where the answers are and we know that God has so blessed this land with resources and with intelligent workforce and everything that God has blessed us with and our founders knew to dedicate that all to him when America came to be.” “We need to do that again,” she continued. 

“We need to not be afraid to even tell our elected leaders that that’s what they need to be doing too, on our knees, rededicate this land to God as our founders did, though some want to deny that truthful history, as our founders did and get back to God and quit kicking him out of the public square, otherwise, yeah, you wonder how long he is going to be patient with us but, no, it’s not too late.” 

"Rededicate this land to God." That sounds EXACTLY like something one would hear from the pulpit on a Sunday morning in the Bible Belt.

Palin went on to blow the Fundie's favorite dog whistle about Christianity being under attack in this country, which of course is well traveled terrain for Sister Mary Hypocrisy.

Also from Palin's Facebook page we have this today: 

One of the truly great things about Christianity is that it reminds us that everyone—rich or poor, black or white—is created in God’s image. ‪#‎SweetFreedom‬

Sure she's still hawking her stupid book, but that is really no different than Robert Tilton's prayer cloths or Jim Bakker's "Apocalypse chow," and THEY call themselves preachers.

Of course this is an evolution that most of us have been predicting for at least six or seven years now, and in fact Palin has used religious language since her earliest days in Wasilla politics.

Even before Pastor Muthee inoculated Palin against witchcraft, and she faked the birth of her pro-life prop, her fundamentalist creds were already in place. There are even stories of Wasilla prayer warriors laying hands on the outside of city hall in order to bless Palin during her time as mayor.

So yes, it is perfectly reasonable to assume that after being fired from her Fox News gig, after her short lived Sarah Palin channel died of neglect, and with her career as a book author clearly in the crapper, that Palin will move on the easiest gig of all, fleecing the faithful sheep.

And with her very convenient cancer "survival" story making the rounds on the internet she is positioned perfectly to glue that halo to her wig and start passing the collection plate.

Essentially it's what she has done all along with SarahPAC. Only now instead of teasing them with the possibility of running for President she will grab them buy their cankles, turn them upside down, and shake the loose change out of their pockets with the power of the Lord.

I imagine her sex scandal and fall from grace will occur any day now.


  1. Anonymous4:34 PM

    All ye Morons gather 'round and worship at the feet of imaginary things and stupid people who talk about those imaginary things, and ALSO TOO, (most importantly) SEND US YOUR MONIES!

    1. That grifter would blow a goat if she thought it would get her donations

  2. Anonymous4:41 PM

    God damn you sarah! I just love your style. Keep on playing them dumb bunnies. You go girl.
    Oh, I am sorry, I mean sista sarah.

    1. Anonymous5:38 PM

      Elmer Gantry, 21first century version. Gryph, I hope her trig scandal does break soon, but I have my doubts. Trig is her very last resort to make big news. Poor kid.
      Where's Bristol, sarahs straight sperm shooter.

    2. Anonymous7:49 PM

      OT: Breaking Rubio will be gone soon Family values!

  3. Anonymous4:41 PM

    Palin responded that she didn’t think it was “too late” because “we know where the answers are.

    Sarah where's the answer?

    Well if you want answers you just gonna have to buy my book fo $11.99 or mo if you want me to sign it

  4. Anonymous4:42 PM

    If you're so into the sanctity of marriage, toots, explain Tawd these days and why your how-many-times knocked up daughter remains unwed. There's no sanctity of anything in your house and you know it. Oh....except the $$ signs. Always the $$ signs.

    Wonder why your devotional isn't selling? Here's your sign.

    1. Anonymous5:13 PM

      Track's father is other than Todd. Sarah and Todd have both fucked around on each other even after they were married and it is doubtful if Piper Diaper's father is even Todd (more likely Brad Hanson). Yet still, she insists upon beating that "sanctity of marriage" bullshit? Even without mentioning slut/whore daughter with 5 kids 3 different dads, no marriage, she deigns to go there? Sarah and her ghostwriters really need to have heart to heart because the written ramblings just make her and her family look so much worse than they even are!

    2. Anonymous7:00 PM

      5 kids: 3 dads? explain

    3. Anonymous7:30 PM

      OK. Call me a troll if you wish, I'm tough, I can take it.

      But, can we please decide among ourselves. To leave Piper out of any discussions about parentage, jokes or comments about her getting pregnant, not finishing school, etc?

      She's still a kid and faces enough challenges without having to process those thoughts.

      The Palins may have a very low bar for behavior and treatment of others, but I for one, have a much higher bar--especially when it comes to the treatment of the under-aged.

    4. Anonymous8:49 PM

      Attention 7:30pm, Not just no, but Hell No!

    5. Anonymous11:48 PM

      8:49 Whatever.

      We each have to live with our decisions and choices.

      If you feel comfortable attacking kids, have at it.

    6. Anonymous1:43 AM

      Bristles started having babies when she was Piper's age, remember? Didn't she have her first case of "mono" at 15?

    7. @7:30--I completely agree. She's just a kid. Cut her a break.

    8. Anonymous5:32 AM

      Yep,probably not. Blame it on sarah. She wants to shove her family on the public,then complains about comments and critique of her family. Can't have it both ways,toots!

    9. El Sapo6:12 AM

      Pickong on kids is the only fun thing about this dumb blog.

  5. Anonymous4:42 PM

    It's amazing to me that the photographer got her to pose wrapped in the flag. She's just too stupid to realize they were making fun of her. I'm sure she thought it made her look like a great American. She was actually wrapped in the flag!

    Another magazine did something similar with Paul Ryan and those workout photos. Those still make me giggle when I see them. Ryan thought he looked cool, but he looked ridiculous and full of himself.

    In both cases, the photographers managed to reveal something very basic about the personalities of their subjects and it was NOT very pretty.

    1. Anonymous5:14 PM

      That photo is a photoshop from 2006, unfortunately, because I can really see her doing that, even now.

    2. Anonymous5:31 PM

      Oops, they got me.
      Well, there was another photo of her in her running stockings with her elbow on the flag and her blackberry in her hand. Not as blatant as being wrapped in the flag, but a lot of the same message.

      The Paul Ryan photos were NOT photo shopped. He really is that big of an asshole.

    3. Anonymous6:25 PM

      Flag Chucks

      Wear a flag day.

      Sarah Palin is getting a head start on celebrating Flag Day by asking people to send pictures of flags. Totally coincidental that you will be giving SarahPAC your email address by doing so.

    4. Anonymous7:59 PM

      This is the photoshopped version.

      I think one of Sarah's Alaskan photographers took the original. It may have been the one on the far right?

      Sarah Palin, center, with the Wasilla, Alaska city council in 1998. She's a hockey mom, PTA member, basketball playin', gun totin', square dealin', breakfast makin', mini-skirt wearin' hot mama.


      Mayor Of Wasilla Sarah Palin Campaigning For Alaska Lt. Governor, Fairbanks Golden Days Parade, Alaska 2002

    5. Anonymous9:36 PM

      It's amazing to me that the photographer got her to pose wrapped in the flag.

      She would have been begging the photographer to take that shot. Now they try to deflect by saying it is a Photoshop job. There were Photoshops after the original, but that is Sarah.

  6. Anonymous4:48 PM

    We saw this coming. When she appeared in the family drapes some months ago,it was obvious. Its the only thing left. Even with this new scam,she's going down the drain. People just aren't into sarah anymore. They've seen the dirty, kniving sarah and aren't interested in her in any spiritual sense.

    1. Anonymous5:36 PM

      Folks here called this one years ago, the inevitability of televangelism as a last resort/refuge.
      But, yeah, the thing is, she has only some of the necessary skills -- i.e., total lack of scruples, a degree of innate charisma, the white trash family. When it comes to glib and powerful oration, she can't manage more than an 6-second sound bite before disintegrating into word salads that even Teabagger twits would not find palatable. With the SarahPAC well running dry, some pretty big chickens are going to be coming home to roost.

    2. Anonymous7:05 PM

      When is the next SarahPac report coming out? Mid-January?

      We're coming into an election year so they will be more frequent.

    3. Anonymous5:48 AM

      4:48 pm here. It wasn't a surprize,for sure. She's been beating that drum trying to court the xtians all along. Now,it's all that's left and she's *eyeballin' that tax exempt status,also and too.

  7. Anonymous4:50 PM

    Sarah Palin's Facebook. She hasn't posted anything about the shooting in San Bernadino. She is more interested in selling her book. "One of the truly great things about Christianity is that it reminds us that everyone—rich or poor, black or white—is created in God’s image. ‪#‎SweetFreedom‬"

    So, Sarah, does that mean that even the people who did the shooting in SB were created in God's image? Please explain how God could create such evil-- and why.

    1. Anonymous5:09 PM

      "god" created all of the dumb people in his image. The rest of us do just fine without even thinking about him/her. Sheesh, when will these idiots wake up and realize there is no god?

    2. Anonymous1:48 AM

      $carah should pray to her God, ask him to uncross those eyes! Looks like they are getting worse.

    3. Anonymous4:04 AM

      "One of the truly great things about Christianity is that it reminds us that everyone—rich or poor, black or white—is created in God’s image. ‪#‎SweetFreedom‬"

      Does that mean God has a dick?

      If so, why?

  8. Anonymous4:54 PM

    "You talk about how we’ve turned our back on God’s definition of marriage.

    What do you mean we Parshall? Aint no prostitute wrote a book on how my husband cheated on me. If a prostitute did that to my husband and he did no such thing, he would sue her for Defamation Of Character and demand all the money she made from her book of lies. But then again we aint the Palins. Parshall if you git the chance, ask Sarah why Todd is so quiet about Shailey Tripp.

    1. Speaking of Todd, where is he? Does he still live with Sarah or has he moved on to a younger and fresher young lady?

  9. Anonymous4:57 PM

    Yep, we knew this was coming. I just wonder why it took so long. She is entirely without any kind of Christian credentials among the Christians I know. That will hold her back to some degree, and she will have to go full-on fundie to keep it all together. The devotional book hit on all the ways one would present themselves in that world. I found it funny the “testimony” she has used to humble herself is so ridiculously lame! Like Jesus gives a shit about Fox News sending her packing or the cancer scare that makes any of us who have actually had cancer or a “scare” laugh! She is entirely a moron. One who exceeds all moronic tendencies and still doesn’t get it.

    1. Anonymous5:34 PM

      You bet we knew it was coming!
      And she fits right in with them.

    2. Anonymous9:03 PM

      Ol' Sarah P, too many 15 minutes of fame wrested from more deserving real human beings. *sigh*


  10. Anonymous4:58 PM

    Well here's my take on this: Palin's rubes are pretty much on to her; she's not going to run for president ever. So her PAC money is dwindling and she is desperate to replenish the coffers. Why not appeal to those other rubes? The ones in the heartland who loves them their Jesus? They're gullible and easily part with their money. Just ask Benny Hinn or Joel Osteen! This preaching shit is just another grift. Plain and simple.

    1. Anonymous5:19 PM

      But will the old timer grifters such as Joel Osteen allow Sarah to intrude in on their turf? I don't think that they will welcome her because then that means she will take a share of what they are grifting and we all know the greed that goes on in those mega churches. They didn't become mega without all those 10% tithes.

    2. Political whore morphs into a religious whore. No difference in my book.

    3. Anonymous2:46 AM

      5:19 Credo Dollar is going to holler.
      Did he ever scam his flock for that 64 million for his new private jet? Oh yea, granny wants some of those dollars for god.

      Easy money. Tell a band of willfully ignorant people what they want to hear and ta da, they give you money.

      That's it. I'm getting my on line "you too can preach permit." I can force cry real tears, where's the Vicks?

    4. Anonymous9:30 AM

      Palin has set out to damage and distort every institution she has access to. Politics, family, media, marriage, language, fashion. Since she's now doing religion, the preachers already there better watch their asses and put up their prayer shields. It will not be a happy ride.

  11. Balzafiar5:01 PM

    That flag will have to be burned under flag rules. It has been forever soiled by coming into contact with that person.

  12. Anonymous5:04 PM

    What the hell does "that truthful history" even mean? The woman is an idiot!

    1. Anonymous5:35 PM

      The same as "all these years?" Just a guess.

    2. Anonymous7:35 AM

      There is a strain of evangelical thought that has worked very hard to revise American history to make all the founders out to be evangelical Christians. (They can't really coopt Jefferson, so they hate him.) When they are challenged with actual quotes from the founders that contradict their portrayal, they scream, "Revisionist history!" That's the dog whistle she's blowing with her "truthful history" comment.

  13. Anonymous5:06 PM

    Woah! That last picture sure doesn't look like the new and improved Sarah "Thumper" Palin.

  14. Anonymous5:07 PM

    Can preachers have PACs?

    1. Anonymous5:37 PM

      The question will be moot once the SarahPAC gravy train runs dry.

    2. Anonymous5:43 PM

      Absolutely. It's called tithing! And remember, it's all tax free.

    3. Anonymous6:05 PM

      Oh yes. Graham's is called Samaritan's Purse, from which he takes a half mill a year. Sarah is green with envy.

    4. Anonymous1:55 AM

      Graham "only takes a half a million a year" from the grift he has going? Then all his necessities, such as a private jet and a float plane, must be paid for seperately. After seeing how the Grahams live off of their "religion" $carah decided to do likewise. Unfortunately, we have seen the REAL $carah and her family of grifters in action. Bristles can't keep ALL her kids hidden forever.

  15. Anonymous5:09 PM

    everyone—rich or poor, black or white—is created in God’s image. ‪#‎SweetFreedom‬
    (Sweet Freedom ROFLOL SMH)

    So that explains why rednecks only see black or white.

    The white man is the superior race
    The blacks were brought here to serve the white man.

    Did I git er right Sarah?

    Notice how I said "the blacks"? Not "the black man". Don't git mad at me. The GOP white man who's running for president said that first.

    1. Anonymous6:04 PM

      Notice her world is only black or white? No Asians. NO Middle Easterners. No Jesus, in fact, who would have been light brown. And no, Sarah, the Founders were never ever ever Christian, and they never ever dedicated this country to any God. They were trying NOT to repeat the mistakes of England her one and Godly Church. Seriously. Get a freakin' clue, will you? Can you?
      And honey, my marriage is in its 40th year. No kids out of wedlock, no divorces, no affairs. Just me and my hubby. And he doesn't even go to church...and still is the most honest, intelligent, and caring guy I have ever met.


    2. Anonymous2:03 AM

      Sally, congratulations on finding such a good guy. I have no doubt that he sees you in that same light. Marriage is not easy, takes commitment. A person does not have to attend churxh or quote the bible to be a decent human being. We have seen the rotten side of the PayMe clan, and it is disgusting. All the racist bile $carah has spewed since she came on the scene. I would NEVER view her as even a DECENT person. Grifter, pure and simple. Maybe her latest grandchild is part black, so she is trying to soften the surprise (to all but readers of Gryphen's blog) Too little, too late. Such a blessing, all those babies Bristles has birthed, all by herself, no husband or even a steady boyfriend involved after the initial "dirty deed"

  16. Anonymous5:12 PM

    "You talk about how we've turned our back on God's definition of marriage . . ." Boy, isn't that rich? What will the fundies think when they find out Sarah doesn't have a marriage anymore? Has anyone seen Tawd?

    1. Anonymous2:05 AM

      I think the question of "Have you seen Taahhd" should be asked of the young women who fly in his float plane, bought from Franklin Graham. Every man of God needs a private jet and a float plane, doncha know?

    2. Anonymous5:58 AM

      And she's had other men's kids during her marriage.

  17. Anonymous5:12 PM

    are ya still bangin' brad hanson ?

    1. Anonymous5:16 PM

      isn't he piper's dad ?

    2. Anonymous8:04 PM

      nursed Willow in a Snugli.....

      Who knew Sarah was a nurser?
      Grassroots campaigning. Carried daughter Willow in a car seat to work; nursed Willow in a Snugli as she worked on a radio ad for a local politician.

    3. Anonymous2:08 AM

      Also, too came into the house, set Piper down on the floor in a car seat. Pushed it flying across the room and yelled "Someone take this FUCKING baby" Such mptherly instincts, that $carah has.

  18. Anonymous5:14 PM

    hey, can i start a PAC too ?

    1. Anonymous5:50 PM

      Yes, you can! Just ask how at They started a SUPERpac (unlimited funds).

    2. Anonymous8:08 PM

      Does that mean I have to gain 100 pounds and buy all my clothes at Walmart? And the funny hat, yes, self, please don't forget that.

    3. Anonymous2:11 AM

      8:08 Also too, check any brains you might have at the door. Just blindly swallow all the lies $carah spews, and send money to her. Gullible people.

  19. Anonymous5:24 PM

    “You (Sarah Palin) talk about how we’ve turned our back on God’s definition of marriage"

    Why is it we Sarah? Do you have a rat in your pocket? Who is we?

    Does God definition of marriage includes Bristol, your God fearing daughter, having two children out of wedlock?

    How about Track getting married, then divorced and more worried about getting his guns in the divorce settlement?

    Does God's definition of marriage includes a husband who is a pimp who samples his product?

    Speaking of the definition of marriage, what happened to Todd's best friend and snowmobile business partner Brad Hanson? What came (no pun intended) between those two friends?

    1. Anonymous10:02 PM

      ' How about Track getting married, then divorced and more worried about getting his guns in the divorce settlement? '

      Now Track has a someone to have unmarried Christian hypocritical sex with...Jordan Loewe had a post where she fawns over the fact Track and Jordan sleep with Kyla Grace.

      Do you think Britta or Pastor Hanson do anything to protect the child?

      No, they are all disgusting con$.

      What would Sarah do? She would reactivate her Iraq war lies and try to reinvent Track again. He is now, according to the fantasy maker, in Iraq for the third time.

      Sarah is taking her show on a Christian televangelist roadshow and the suckers are biting. They have no clue about the Palin curse.

      What people will end up seeing is how many frauds and suckers are named Christian. The old suckers are dying off and the younger ones will keep wising up.

      One day we can thank the Palin liars for showing the world what they are about and at the same time exposing Christians and Republicans.

  20. Anonymous5:29 PM

    Well, Gryph, if the curse still works maybe Sarah will turn the televangitaliban to shit.

    1. Anonymous7:31 PM

      That's the troof. Never underestimate the Palin Curse.

  21. Anonymous5:31 PM

    Isn't Barstool trampling on traditional marriage by continually having babies out of wedlock? Maybe Mrs Palin should straighten out her own first.

  22. Why not? It worked for L. Ron Hubbard, Ted Haggard, Jim and Tammy Faye, ad nauseum.

    She should go to work at Jack-in-the-Box; at least that's somewhat legit.

    Boy, did we dodge a bullet when Obama won. I'm willing to bet The Maverick would have had a fatal "accident" about 18 mos into his term if he'd been elected.

    1. Anonymous6:03 PM

      You know he would have.

      I must say that it's more than a little strange to watch her Sybil personalities play out. It would be one thing if she truly meant it, but absolutely nothing she nor that family exhibits is a true following of God at all. Just another scheme. That the gullible fall for it is the tragedy.

  23. Anonymous5:32 PM

    So, God made Sarah Palin in his image? No wonder the world is so screwed up.

  24. Anonymous5:35 PM

    *still chuckling* Nailed it, Gryphen.

  25. Anonymous5:45 PM

    Gryphen said, "I imagine her sex scandal and fall from grace will occur any day now."
    And once the sex scandal video surfaces, we will have the final and successful career for the Palin gals, ala Paris Hilton and Kim K. I guarantee as long as her old geezer fans can work up enough old folks spit to swallow a Cialis or Viagra, "Sasquatch Does Sarah" or "Pucking Palin, A Hockey Mom's Sexual Adventure" will be pay per view hits at the retirement home.

    1. Anonymous3:35 AM

      I doubt there's a sex tape of $arah or Brisdull, but not many would be interested in either of them for fear of losing their lunch.

      The REAL dill would be a tape of $arah jumpin' into the Palin Brawl, and screaming "Do you know who I am???"

  26. Anonymous5:51 PM

    Yup, she's pastor prime. Bye Sarah.


    1. Anonymous6:06 PM

      Good one, Mildred!

    2. Anonymous8:16 PM

      Outstanding comment, Mildred!

    3. Anonymous1:44 PM


  27. Anonymous5:51 PM

    I really think it's too late for her to get these rubes- they may be gullible, but they've seen too much of the brawl, unwed knocked up daughter, no education for kids, no one works in that family, etc.

    Too late, Sarah! I hope your money is slipping through your ugly, bony fingers like water!


    R in NC

    1. Balzafiar6:13 PM

      Oh, there's always the backwoods of Kentucky. If she puts on enough weight she can get a job as County Clerk somewhere there. Maybe run against St. Kim the Reformed.

      Only problem with that scenario is that Toad is no Jethro; his voice is too high.

    2. Anonymous8:46 PM

      There's a Cruz supporter who studies this blog regularly. Maybe she'll send $ to Christian Sarah, too. Hee hee.

    3. The brawl, the twice-knocked-up daughter, the dysfunctional family -- none of that will matter to the people who send $$ to the biblethumpers.

      Sarah will rave about how . . . I'm just a sinner saved by the grace of God . . . praise the Lord and pass the checkbook!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      As long as she has a good "salvation" story, they'll forgive her of murdering her own mother.

    4. Anonymous6:08 AM

      Sarah - Your history speaks for itself. No amount of sucling up and pandering will change it. You've been used by the GOP,then set out like last week's garbage.

  28. Anonymous5:54 PM

    I think at this point we can officially say that Sarah Palin has made the transition from politician to pastor.

    Gryph, before Sarah Palin can be become a pastor, isn't she supposed to go to New York Time Square and publicly confess her sins, cry and beg for forgiveness from Brad Hanson's wife and forgiveness from her grandson's father Levi? Does Sarah have to reimburse and ask for forgiveness from the town of Wasilla for the hockey rink and all her ill gotten goods?

    1. Anonymous6:14 PM

      Are you talking about Sarah's red two story house she said Todd built wink wink? You can't prove it was payback for awarding the hockey rink contract.

    2. Anonymous6:10 AM

      Will she apologize to Dar's family?

    3. Anonymous5:37 PM

      or that Kid that is a Russian Romanov?
      That xPalin's a lot hu? Money money money...butt ya just can't KILL that one!
      God must have plans for that one hu?

  29. Anonymous5:54 PM

    Darn, where have I been. I thought she was too busy
    pumping up her butt pads and Belmont s and using
    Todd's tire patches trying plug the leaks .
    Hey Palin, if you are gushing religion, you had better go to
    acting school so you can learn how to have tears streaming
    down your face at just the right moment like Jerry Farwell.
    Maybe your skin school daughter can find some trick stuff
    that is used in movies on the actresses who cannot cry
    when it is called for. No more winking , stripper clothes
    and shoes, sliding your tongue across your teeth while
    looking seductively while selling your ghost written books.
    You have to learn the right body language, tone down
    the make up and flatten down the top and trim off about
    six inches of your wigs. There is a style of shoe called
    "Mary Janes." ,'try those..Go buy a fancy tiara , wear it and
    tell the folks that you are the new Queen Esther, ( like you
    have said your are) and that God, in a vision, .blessed
    it. Let them know that they are allowed to touch it at
    500.00 dollars a touch. You play it right Palin, you could really rake it in!

  30. Anonymous6:10 PM

    If Sarah Heath was laying hands on Glenn Rice in Molly's Alaska college dorm room, can Sarah justify that by saying that was her ministry or she was a pastor in training?

  31. Anonymous6:23 PM

    Palin is just like Robert Dear & Kim Davis. They can sin all they want as long as they're "saved" by the blood of the baby Jeebus.

  32. Anonymous6:32 PM

    I think at this point we can officially say that Sarah Palin has made the transition from politician to pastor

    Being a pastor in Alaska means squat if it is true that Track impregnated a pastor's daughter. I always wondered why Track got married at Hatcher's Pass so suddenly without his grandparents and siblings. Nothing is sacred if you have no fear of impregnating a pastor's daughter before marriage.

    Saturday, July 16, 2011

    Remember how everybody just assumed that Track Palin married his girlfriend because she was pregnant? As it turns out everybody is pretty damn smart.

    1. Anonymous7:24 PM

      I think the pastor's daughter had rather a lot to do with her impregnation. Trying to hang on to a dying relationship, perhaps?

    2. Anonymous7:27 PM

      Politician is a stretch. 'To pastor' could have been a typo, it was to be pasture? Like out to pasture. That sums up the death by televangelical pitch. We all know that is her last hoohah, if she doesn't reinvent herself as an over 5o porn queen.

  33. Anonymous6:53 PM

    She who preaches *do as I say and not as I do*. You are a world renowned laughingstock of an idiot and that's how you'll be remembered forever in history.
    Also, too, this country was founded on the principle of separation of church and state. A novel idea which attracted immigration. The new world promised a safe haven for all. The Statue of Liberty is our best symbol of what this country stands for.
    And you, you POS, with all your hypocrisy, symbolize
    the evil narcissistic personality of an arrogant ignoramus's need for fame and fortune. So take your ghost written books and your word salad and shove it up your ass, you POS! Mamma Grizzly, my ass, you can't even take care of your cubs. They drink, fight and swear like that why Bristol is naming her baby sailor? Rot in hell for all eternity!

    1. Anonymous8:21 PM


      Sarah Palin and the U.S. Constitution

  34. Anonymous7:03 PM

    So the full CBN interview is up:

    The format is a voiceover followed by Sarah speaking about each subject. Except Bristol's pregnancy. That just shows some shots of tabloids about the called-off wedding, with a voiceover. I'd swear the voiceover has even been altered. The voiceover says " . . . when the long-awaited marriage of her 25-year-old daughter Bristol didn't happen!" then there's a pause and then "even though she's pregnant." Then it transitions into the "cancer scare." So we will never know what Sarah said to make Wendy Griffith think the baby is Dakota's.

    1. Anonymous7:30 PM

      Don't matter, keep retweeting the c4p tweets.

    2. Anonymous7:51 PM

      Uh huh. Especially that wedding was called off a full month before the big announcement was made. Before that, the "I ruined my life last night" post.

      Can CBN viewers do simple math, or do they believe every last thing they're told?

      Maybe not best to answer that considering.

    3. Anonymous1:34 PM

      It's the "was pregnant" that's the rill sticking point!

  35. Anonymous7:03 PM

    Now all she needs to do is get her online minister/pastor certificate to continue her scam, all tax-free.

    She won't need her PAC.

    Sooner or later her life of evil will catch up with her.

  36. Anonymous7:09 PM

    Pastor Palin, what should I do? I lost my job, my wife, my dog and my truck. Pray for me?

    Subscriber, please buck up or stay in the truck, Stop whining, Shoot your own food, camp out, send your kids to the relatives. God doesn't drive parked cars, get out of your namby-pamby milque-toast ways and be a MAN! Please send cheque to SarahPac. Be blessed!

  37. Anonymous7:12 PM

    Palin won't ever run for or be POTUS for one simple reason.... Bethesda Medical Center, and a yearly medical exam, where staff have access to her complete medical file she's fought so hard to hide.

  38. Anonymous7:13 PM

    "Ayahhh Haevvvvv Siennnnndd"
    Translation: I have sinned in televangelist speak.
    Yes many saw this coming for a while now but she is perhaps a little too gone even for a good fall from grace fleece the rubes story.
    A quote from Game Change: "You have ruined me!"

  39. Anonymous7:15 PM


    The top photo is a perfect Church Lady look from SNL and Dana Carvey. Isn't that special.

  40. Anonymous7:17 PM

    Sarah loves flags and men in flags.

  41. Anonymous7:22 PM

    So God gives Bristol Palin a "second, third, fourth, fifth" chance to learn how to stop opening her legs for men, but America doesn't even get a second chance?

    Sarah is a stupid ugly bitch and I hope she becomes the face of extreme Xian fundamentalism because it is stupid and ugly too.

    1. Anonymous7:29 PM

      Gryph's top pic should do.

  42. Anonymous7:29 PM

    Who is really going to take Sarah Palin seriously as a religious figure?

    Who is going to want their children using her awful family as role models, with their drinking, swearing, fighting and promiscuity?

    1. Anonymous4:26 AM

      She, and certainly Bristol if not the others, have achieved the ultimate status in the U S of A: they are famous for being famous. Palin herself was tapped to be the standard-bearer for today's GOP, and has parlayed that into celebrity status. For the Teabagger faithful especially that makes her a different species. She is not only their QUEEN, she is FAMOUS. What does her actual behavior have to do with anything?
      It's an interesting question, what revelation could actually cause her to fall from grace at this point. Keeling over from an OD might be more like it.

  43. Anonymous7:32 PM

    As for trusting the news, why would she or anyone trust the press?

    There are reporters who take innocent interviews and turn them negative. On a daily basis.

    The blogosphere at google is a joke across the board, written by disgruntled, emotionally stunted lazy writers.

    1. Anonymous8:05 PM

      And what, pray tell, is "the blogosphere at google?"

    2. Anonymous8:43 PM

      Well, 7:32 PM, you probably believe this also too:

      AmazedOne1 Guest • 3 hours ago
      And, she didn't even mention all the work she put into the Sarah Palin Channel! That must have been hard to walk away from, too.

    3. Anonymous9:04 PM

      Sarah does know all the stories she and her pals used the media to promote. She knows the lies they all told.

      Of course, she knows if she can lie like that so can others. She would not trust the media.

      She knows how this dud was promoted.

    4. Anonymous7:19 AM

      Anon@805pm, you know, you go to and search for a blog. The blogosphere on google!

    5. Anonymous8:47 AM

      Right blogosphere, wrong pew?

  44. Anonymous7:37 PM

    When will someone ask $ister $creech what church $he and her family attend? Or, what religious training Tripp and Trig are getting and where? Or what Christian charities or activities she donates time or money to? I can hear it now: Any of em, all of em that are put before me. Will love catching her in more lies. LOL

    1. Anonymous3:28 AM

      And what seminary has she attended? Or what theological training has she had? Anyone can spout platitudes but ti's about living a life that matters. Sarah Palin could not give up the bend-y straws or the fancy hotels and limousines for all the tea in China.

  45. Psst Sarahtard,
    John 3:16: "For God loved the world so much that He gave His only begotten Son, so that everyone exercising faith in Him might not be destroyed but have everlasting life".
    What part of the whole world is too difficult for you to understand? God does NOT have a "chosen" Nation. And, exercising faith means it is something ongoing until the end. Just saying that you believe in Jesus does not mean that you are "saved". Being a Christian means "following Christ". With the hate that you spew, it is obvious that you do not. Before you start preaching to others, better check your family first.

  46. Anonymous8:11 PM

    Loved reading this - beautifully written and so, so funny! Made me laugh out loud. Cannot imagine this unchristian woman at the pulpit, but hey - she'll try just about anything! More fun in our future watching her FAIL again!

  47. Why do we not see pictures of this lying skank at church? Ever. Nothing. If she's so reverent and God fearing where does she practice her faith?

    1. Anonymous4:08 AM

      Because she is a preacher of HATE.

    2. Anonymous4:42 AM

      She practices her faith in the bowels of Hell. She's one of Satan's followers.

    3. Anonymous8:42 AM

      Picky picky picky.

  48. Our Lad8:45 PM

    As I posted recently, Mrs. Palin is wading into a body of liturgical water that may be deeper than her pay grade or understanding; it is dark and populated by idealogical cannibals. There's only so much room in this fuckin ocean and this simpleton is going out to sea with the pros. Bon voyage, motherfucker.

    1. Anonymous8:40 AM

      Plus, don't you have to really know the bible, not just as it pertains to Sarah Palin? She would get strung up by her claw toes by "real" preachers.

  49. Anonymous8:48 PM

    The Palins and Heaths need to hook themselves some old billionaire oilmen from Texas, ala Anna Nicole Smith.

    1. Anonymous10:22 PM

      Maybe Bristol would be a likely bride. Since she cancelled the wedding one week before, she must still have the dress. After she loses her baby fat, she could still wear it. It's as good as new.

    2. Anonymous10:49 AM

      I'm pretty sure they have tried that already, but even Texas oilmen have standards.

      They have tried everything to snag poor homely and dimwitted Brissy a husband, but all she's got is a bunch of babies.

  50. Anonymous8:50 PM

    One question, $arah:
    If God has blessed us with an intelligent workforce, YOUR words, why are you so against education? Does it miraculously appear?

    1. Anonymous2:28 AM

      "intelligent workforce"?? How come that does not include one single PayMe? Maybe they consider grifting hard work? Well, it is going to get harder, since most people with more than 2 brain cells have seen right through their grift.

  51. Anonymous8:55 PM

    Where and when did this country have. God in the center of the town square?

  52. Anonymous9:18 PM

    Somebody is buying books - enough to move it up to 1049. Is she buying them to give to the members at the speech she is giving this weekend? They are buying just enough to move the needle daily right now, but enough that it is noticeable considering how quickly it was dropping. But, maybe not enough that it will get noticed to the extent to impact bulk sales perimeters?? She thinks she is so smart...

    1. Anonymous7:27 AM

      That's my guess as well. Someone here mentioned a Barnes and Noble ranking in the neighborhood of 70,000 and now it's shot up to around 1000 as well. It doesn't take a lot of sales per day to push rankings to 1000. Enough to make it not totally pathetic, but pathetic nonetheless. The deals from publishers are going to go the way of Faux News deals: fewer, farther between, and a whole lot less sweet. Happy Holidays, Sarah.

    2. Anonymous1:26 PM


  53. Anonymous9:25 PM

    Isn't it about time that Chaney, Bush and Palin have their come to jeebus moments?

    Scandal Topples Ministry

    Pentecostal televangelist

    Grandmas and bastards.

    1. Anonymous10:12 PM


  54. Anonymous10:20 PM

    Cross eyed Church Lady in her black choir robe...what a dolt!

  55. Anonymous10:21 PM

    Judging from the book sales of "Sweet Freedom," I'd tell Sarah not to quit her day job, but she doesn't have one. Nancy French is really a terrible ghost writer.

  56. Anonymous11:16 PM

    Maybe one day $ister $error will open a suitcase full of money and find a black mamba inside.

    Until she passes the snake-handling test I'll never believe she's got any connection with her almighty sky wizard.

    1. abbafan9:24 AM

      Maybe someone would do us a favour and snatch that fuckin' wonky eye out of her bulbous meathead! Poetic justice indeed! Great reference to "Kill Bill"!

  57. Anonymous11:17 PM

    That last comment of mine should've ended with /*SNORT*/

  58. Anonymous12:01 AM

    Go fuck your pool boy, Sarah, if you can wrest him from Bristol that is.

  59. Anonymous12:06 AM

    Move over Tammy Faye! Here's comes The Sarah!

    1. linda6:54 AM

      Tammy Faye came to my mind too. I had to google her and discovered she died of inoperable cancer in 2007, which I probably knew at the time. The article I saw mentioned her struggle with drug addiction also. Quite a few similarities.

    2. Balzafiar3:07 PM

      Another similarity is that both their husbands (Jim & Todd) like to have sex with other men on the down-low.

  60. Anonymous12:38 AM

    I really don't understand women who perhaps have not been as "committed" to their own relationships as they maybe should have been, then spend their time harping about how "others" need to get back to biblical teachings. Palin does know that the bible recommends death to adulteresses doesn't she? And the Puritans were quite severe with their punishment of fornication..........doling out fines, time in the stocks, and public lashings. Giving birth to a child out of wedlock garnered even harsher punishment as well as ostracization. Illegitimate children were punished also by being awarded fewer rights under the law than those born in wedlock. But Palin really seems to harken back to those "good old days", doesn't she? And she seems to really believe that she and her family should be held out as some kind of shining example of morality. Sarah, can you say Disconnect?

  61. And a big I TOLD YOU SO.

    I said she would be transitioning to televangelist as that is where all grifters eventually end up. With politics ended for her she had no choice but to turn to the church. Either start her own or take over one that exists.

    But I did call the religion angle.

    Give her another five years and she'll be phasing out politics and ramping up the religious bullshit.

  62. Anonymous12:50 AM

    Thursday, December 03, 2015

    I think at this point we can officially say that Sarah Palin has made the transition from politician to pastor

    Gryph your spelling is normally excellent except this time you misspelled one word.

    pastor should be pasture

    .... Palin has made the transition from politician to pasture

    1. Anonymous1:16 PM

      We've been calling the pastor palin spin for years now. What's new?

    2. Anonymous1:20 PM

      I doubt there's any one person that can take credit when we ALL saw it headed this way.

    3. Anonymous4:24 PM

      Please proceed Pasture Palin.

    4. Anonymous5:34 PM

      Please put this palin nag out to pasture.

  63. Anonymous12:50 AM

    If God made you and Bristol and Willow in his image, Sarah, then why have you all had so much cosmetic surgery and liposucking?

    Does God not love little Eskimo girls or is it Palins that don't love little Eskimo girls?

    1. Anonymous6:40 AM


    2. Anonymous6:44 AM

      In 21 days those Palins will be playing I'm Gonna Steal Your Shit Bingo aka Eskimo Bingo

  64. Anonymous3:03 AM

    Please proceed Rev. Dingbat.

  65. Anonymous6:57 AM

    Our Lady of Perpetual Victimhood.

  66. Anonymous7:08 AM

    Wait! "Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars" I'm sure they'd love to have Sarah and Todd next season! This seasons special couple is Mama June and Sugar Bear...the half term gov and two tone are only a step below them as "reality stars"!

    1. Anonymous8:39 AM


  67. Anonymous7:18 AM

    How can Sarah Palin call US ‘Namby-Pamby’ knowing that we sent Sgt. Track Palin back to Iraq?

    She usually brags about her son and has utmost support and faith in his abilities fighting war in the mid east.
    So why is she now saying ‘Namby-Pamby’?

  68. Anonymous7:57 AM

    NATO Command: Okay NATO allies we now have a plan to defeat ISIS. The United States of America wants all of us to follow Wasilla West Point High School graduate and military strategist Sarah Palin's plan she concocted to defeat ISIS.

    NATO Allies: Sounds great let's see Sarah Palin's plan

    NATO Comnand: Well thats the problem. I don't have it. You would have to ask 700 Club,” host Wendy Griffith. Wendy asked Sarah how she would defeat Islamic State militants and Wendy is still waiting to hear Sarah Palin's plans. Maybe Sarah is waiting for Barstool's to draw up the attack plans?

    Sarah Palin offers hilariously vague plan to stop ISIS: ‘Quit being namby-pamby’ and stop them!

    Sarah Palin’s plan to defeat ISIS sounds a bit like Jeb Bush’s strategy — that is, that we should have a strategy.

    The former half-term Alaska governor and failed vice presidential candidate appeared Thursday on “The 700 Club,” where host Wendy Griffith asked how she would defeat Islamic State militants, reported Right
    Wing Watch.

    (Sorry folks we have nothing to report. Seems like Sarah as usual, complains about everybody but never has a solution )


    1. Anonymous8:16 AM

      According to the Rawstory link above, we now have Sarah Palin's plan. It's called

      “You have to quit being this namby-pamby, kind of milquetoast" plan by Sarah Palin

    2. Anonymous4:20 PM

      Is that the Palin Doctrine? Namby-Pamby Doctrine? Milquetoast Doctrine?

      Sarah must learn to be more precise.

  69. Anonymous8:31 AM

    SWEET FREEDOM: A Devotional
    Format: Imitation Leather
    Recently acquired 2 new Amazon reviews for a total of 3 reviews since its publication on Nov 2015

    ● Review #1 ☆☆☆☆☆ (5 stars)
    By CoolChange80 - nothing to read here folks. This review was written by a Sarah Palin kiss ass

    ● Review #2 ☆ (1 star)
    "The anthropoids who comprise the Palin cult will surely love this book"
    By Amazon Customer - December 4, 2015

    A ghostwritten book of cliches and lies and platitudes, personally autographed by the most egregious imbecile in American public life since Anita Bryant. The anthropoids who comprise the Palin cult will surely love this book. It may even supplant the Laws of Leviticus as their favorite reading material. And at this bargain price, they won't even have to rebudget their monthly Social Security allowance; they will, mercifully, have enough left over for Pat Robertson or Joyce Meyer.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
    One Star

    ● Review #3 ☆ (1 star)
    By J. Hart - December 4, 2015

    Praise Jaysus and pass the plate!

    Was this review helpful?

  70. Anonymous8:46 AM

    Wonkette -
    Grifters gotta oh fuck it you know the rest

    Sarah Palin Sad About Getting Fired, Bristol Being Whore. You Buy Her Book Now?

    By Evan Hurst -
    December 4, 2015 - 11:15am

    Our Lady Of The Mesquite Moose-Scented Denali Farts, Sarah Palin, is down in the dumps about the year 2015. But she knows you can’t stay that way too long, you betcha, otherwise Russia will see you from ITS house. So everybody’s got a trick to make them feel better, and as we know all too well, for Sarah, it’s grifting. Won’t you buy the Bible she wroted, dingbat followers of the Christian Broadcasting Network, so Sarah Palin can have a Merry Christmas and a much better 2016?

    First, here are Sarah’s grievances:

    Sarah apparently had a cancer scare this year:

    “Bristol said, ‘Mom, you need to go into the doctor and get that thing checked,'” Palin recalled. “She insisted and I resisted so I finally went in to a doctor and got something checked, came back, biopsy – a cancer.”

    “Melanoma?” Griffith asked.

    “Yeah, something like that,” Palin said. “Anyway, a surgeon dug it out and everything was okay.”

    That is for real and yr Wonkette has nothing mean to say about it. We are truly happy the doctors caught it and she was able to go merrily on her way back to …

    Bellyaching about other shit.

    1. Anonymous4:17 PM

      I want to know that surgeon's name. Everyone knows Alaska is corrupt and Parnell appointed a bad medical examiner.

      The people of Alaska need to be alerted to any and all surgeons that would "dug it out". The thought of that is gross.

      Any surgeon in Alaska would know Sarah has name recognition and if he treats patients like that he should be banned or what they do with doctors like that in Alaska. It must not only be a crude surgeon but a damn stupid one.

  71. Anonymous9:08 AM

    Anonymous 8:48 PM said

    The Palins and Heaths need to hook themselves some old billionaire oilmen from Texas, ala Anna Nicole Smith.


    Barstool damn sure can't hook a billionaire.
    Barstool can't even hook her trial husbands, lumbersexuals, fiances or her baby's daddies!

    Face it, Barstool is damaged goods:
    - Modified Jay Leno chin
    - At least two children from different fathers
    - Highest grade completed: 12th grade
    - No college
    - Promiscuous
    - Engaged twice / never been married
    - Whiner
    - Poor work ethics / attendance
    - Anything she has acquired in life is because she's Sarah Palin's daughter
    - Mother is Sarah Palin
    - Evil
    - Junior High School mentality
    - Failed her mother, couldn't reel in Sarah's MOH recipient she worked hard to get.

  72. Anonymous9:14 AM

    If God made Sarah Palin in his image then why is Sarah ashamed of her face and have to slap on so much makeup to change her looks?

    Is that really Sarah Palin? How come she's not sportin' a camel toe?


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