Did you guess Texas?
Good for you.
I think that a lot of us have state and local politicians that embarrass the hell out of us, but Texas seems to have made the creation of these lunatics a kind of cottage industry.
After all where else could you possibly hope to find the likes of Greg Abbott, Ted Cruz, and Louie Gohmert?
Well bless her little heart. That danged ninth commandment be damned.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't decide, but I knew it was Texas or Florida. Those two are in a perpetual struggle for the Stupid Crown. Especially with the gun tragedies.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget Ohio, Oklahoma, and Kansas! They're doing their very best to out-Florida Florida.
DeleteI was sure the answer would be texA$$
DeleteDear Mr Gryphen:
ReplyDeleteFor just a few monuments, I suggest you ponder the actions of the following people - Ted Stevens (Your Alaskan of the Century), Frank Murkowski, Lisa Murkowski, Joe Miller (YIKES!!) and Sarah Palin.
I certainly hope you've fortified your glass house since you are so fond of throwing stones.
Have a nice day.
There's room in hell for all of them, no matter where they're from!
DeleteYet Billy Bob Jethro Bubba Wayne Clampett, Gryphen acts to expose the idiocy/hypocrisy/corruption/obnoxiousness of the people you listed, while YOU simply DEFEND those of your own. What exactly does that say about YOU? Think about it.
DeleteHi Beldar! Nice to see you again!
DeleteThat Joe Miller is one crazyazz motherfucker.
DeleteBeldar is baaaack!!!
DeleteWho is Beldar?
DeleteWhere's Don Trump?
DeleteIn all fairness, this Alaskan thought for sure that she was one of ours!
Delete10:09 As an Alaskan also, too, I voted for Alaska as the crazy woman's home.
DeleteBut we all know she is correct. If it is on the internet it must be true and even MORE true if it's posted on Facebook.
And even more, MORE true if it's posted on Bristol's Instagram page! or Sarah's own FB page!
Beldar is the best snark master!!!
DeleteBJC, good to hear from you!
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What's up with the Iron Dog website?
ReplyDeleteThere's supposed to be a page on the site that tracks teams.
http://www.irondog.org/race-tracking/pro-class-2016/?view=stats
However, when I check it, it says race has not yet started.
The race starts on Sunday from Big Lake. The start on Saturday is a fake one.
DeleteHere in Wasilla it's 35 and raining. Sure sounds like a fun day for a snow machine race...not.
DeleteIt wasn't hard to guess Texas, it was written in the labels.
ReplyDeleteThese so called Christians sure do spend a lot of time analyzing other peoples sexuality.
I already knew the answer, but it could also have been US Rep Virginia Foxx of NC. For an "educator," she is appalling.
ReplyDeleteWhen the above named five people are the equivalent of a circle jerk they can only hurt themselves
ReplyDeleteEight people shot in Kalamazoo, six of them dead, but Jesse Ray is more concerned with lobbing insults at the lower 48. So fuckin typical.
ReplyDeleteJust because there is other news doesn't make the rest of the world go away.
DeleteOkay, 4:54, let's walk this back (slowly, for your benefit). Because Texas has such a large population, the Texas School Board is a major player in which textbooks are used throughout the entire country. They choose, publishers and school districts across the country are forced to comply. Now think about the connection between education (or lack thereof) and violent mental illness.....If you were educated in a public school or home-schooled with information provided by this kind of official, wouldn't you be susceptible to frustrated outbursts?
DeleteTexas School Board textbook choices have some potential to provide what would be essentially public madrassas in the United States.
Wild Tortoise
P.S. "fuckin" should have an apostrophe
Hey 4:54, speaking of education,I hope you get one.
Delete4:54 in Alaska is awfully early in the morning for Gryphen to be monitoring his website or the news.
I believe you failed in the time zone conversion section of your math class.
Gryph and the rest of us Alaskans were sleeping soundly while those poor folks in Michigan were going through hell.
Are you going to blame him for sleeping through it as well???? How inconsiderate of him.
The shooting began at 6pm Michigan time & suspect was taken into custody about 12:30am MI time. AK is 3 hrs behind so Gryphen could've easily heard about it in the mid to late afternoon. So don't try the sleeping soundly bs. And you 6:05 should be ashamed of comparing a mass shooting to the crazed ravings of some political wannabe retired teacher.
DeleteRon White said it best...
ReplyDelete"You can't fix stupid"
I always fall back on Texas, although Florida, Alabama or Oklahoma always seem to teeter in second place. Of course, I live in Ohio and I've noticed the last few years it has begun to be a bit Texasish around here.
ReplyDeleteSo does this woman support Cruz, whose parents both had affairs and were )maybe) divorced before little Anointed One slid out into the world? Or maybe Trump, that good Methodist whose church has;t seen him in years, and who is on wife number three, after cheating on the first two. Or maybe she likes Pretty Boy Marco, who lies without compunction about any and everything. "This Shalt Not Judge," said her Lord. Hope she's too nuts for even Texas.
ReplyDeleteI though Trump claims to be Presbyterian?
DeleteTexas used to be a bit more reasonable and it also produced the likes of Ann Richards (Gov), Lloyd Bentsen (Sen), and Lyndon Johnson (Pres) who was a civil rights leader but also a racist. Complicated, people from a VERY complicated state. I still don't want any more "leaders" from TX until they get themselves SANE again...which means, probably never.
ReplyDeleteAnd let's not forget Barbara Jordan--one of my heroes from the 70's!
DeleteAbsolutely, Barbara Jordan too!
DeletePlease, before you bomb us or kick us out of the US, that 45+% of us are Democrats.
ReplyDeleteDave
Texas
Well said, Dave. I tend to think that Gryphen preaches to the choir a lot here and also takes cheap shots at other states when AK gave us a crazed woman who easily could be less than 10 months from moving into the White House had our country not been lucky enough to have the Kenyan Muslim dictator come along & lead our nation the way a rill President should. But that's just me.
DeleteI always get a chuckle out of Gryphen "the pot" (Alaska) calling other states (the kettles) black. The native people aside, who was one of the groups that originally populated Alaska? The "dead-enders" that didn't/couldn't fit into normal society. How many ex-Texas assholes (isn't that ironic) have moved to Alaska over the last 40 years for the gas and oil industry? Too many to count. Even today, where do dead-enders from the lower 48 move to when there's no place left to go? Alaska. I would be willing to wager that Alaska has more assholes per capita than any other state in the county.
DeleteMy first thought was that it was Sylvia Allen(R)-from Snowflake, Arizona. She was appointed chairwoman of the Arizona Senate Education Committee by Senate President Andy Biggs. She is a Creationist who believes the Earth is only 6,000 years old, is for mandatory Church attendance and believes that the contrails left behind by jet engines are drugs being sprayed by the government to keep the population docile. Wingnutty? You bet, also,too!
ReplyDeleteNext to Trump, Gohmert is the next most entertaining politician in America. Not sure if he is even from this planet.
ReplyDeleteHonest here, my first thought was Texas.
ReplyDeleteWhat a load of BS from that woman. These people are going to get exactly what they ask for. If Trump is their candidate that wins the presidency, they can kiss their freedoms goodbye. He'll turn on them so fast, he'll have the 'police state' they fear so badly running them to Mexico.
I haven't even read the post yet and I knew it was Texas!
ReplyDeleteSorry, I thought it was Flor-i-duh. Every morning, Stephanie Miller reads her Florida Stack, starting with: "A man/woman from Florida..." and then continues with a story of some totally batshit crazy thing that happened in Flaccid Penis.
ReplyDeleteHere's a link on Texas "education" you may want to share.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.facebook.com/288992101159929/photos/a.289033751155764.69115.288992101159929/1086186724773792/?type=3&theater
I thought it was Floridastan or Georgiastan, but not surprised one bit it's Texastan. The only smart one I recall from Texas was Ann Richards. What sickens me it the ties with textbook publishers, textbooks that get sent out to all states that twist history and science, among other things.
ReplyDeleteEver heard of Barbara Jordan or Molly Ovens, Whinecooler? Or have you been drunk all of these years?
DeleteShucks, I guessed Oklahoma. I knew it was in the south (or southern plains). I didn't guess Texas. Though I'm not surprised.
ReplyDeleteI was going with Colorado? Why?
ReplyDeleteWell, yes Texas.
ReplyDeleteOr Arkansas, Mississippi, Florida or Alaska.