Sunday, February 14, 2016

Happy Valentine's Day courtesy of the currently incarcerated Oregon standoff protesters.


And of course let's not forget the guy who started the whole thing.

Yep, nothing says I love you quite as much as getting yourself arrested while under the mistaken impression that you are protecting the rights of people who do not even know that you exist.

Gee, I wonder if these folks have met any new valentines since they entered the penal system?

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19 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:35 AM

    I believe those Mormon morons finally got a revalation, and it ain't from god, moroni, or jesus!

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    1. Anonymous7:27 AM

      Not just Mormons. In all likelihood polygamist Mormons.

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  2. Anonymous5:23 AM

    The bunch that couldn't shoot straight. The 'standoff' was mostly one-sided anyway. Now, throw the book at this misguided band of non-working, living-off-of-government assistance losers!

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  3. Anonymous6:13 AM

    I think it's funnier than heck that Cliven asked for, and denied, a court-appointed attorney. Need that evil gubmint after all, do ya?

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  4. Eggman6:13 AM

    Ryan Bundy said a car ran over his head (he's the one with an asymmetrical face). What's the excuse for the others?

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    1. Anonymous6:32 AM

      Inhaling too many cow farts?

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  5. Anonymous6:26 AM

    These pathetic grifters put all their chocolate eggs in one basket!
    Now eat your eggs and stfu.you got you 15 minutes. Go away!

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  6. Anonymous6:38 AM

    Gryphen, you're the best! Happy Valentine's Day!

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  7. Anonymous7:26 AM

    Bundy supporters complained that Obama has not stopped Hillary from running for POTUS.

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  8. You have to admit they gave us all a good laugh! I'm still giggling over that "We're heading for a standoff! We won't give up! We'll be there for years and we'll die first! And please send snacks and socks because I'm not bright enough to pack for a three-day weekend!"

    Happy Valentine's Day, Gryph. Wishing you lots of chocolate love.

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  9. Anonymous7:42 AM

    These folks seriously damaged the cause of ranchers in the West and deserve to be punished for breaking the law, but I think prison-rape jokes are tasteless. One of the primary reasons mentally-unstable David Fry held out from surrendering was his fear of being raped in jail.

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    1. Anonymous8:27 AM

      Easy. Just don't do the "crime" if ya can't do etc., etc., etc.

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    2. Anonymous9:34 AM

      I don't see any rape jokes here. But I agree, rape is never anything to joke about.

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    3. Not sure Cliven has anything to worry about.

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  10. Anonymous8:33 AM

    Omg those are hilarious. Horrifying but hilarious.

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  11. Anita Winecooler10:52 AM

    How nice to see the fellas show their tender, romantic sides, but next time, instead of chocolate, Soap on a Rope would be more appropriate.

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  12. All right, I'm just going to say it, and I'm on my first cup of coffee for the day, breaking my own rule about not commenting till I'm two hours awake. (First thing I had to double-check though was that Scalia was really dead, and that wasn't just a lovely dream.)

    Out of this world insane as they are, Ammon and Ritzheimer are attractive men, and they would have done well for themselves in gay porn. Neither would each be the first former- or yet-to-become criminals to pass through those ranks. I'm not wishing them rape, but now the only sex life available to either is what they can negotiate with other men, and instead of paying four figures for a couple hours 'work,' will pay in cigarettes and the most meager amenities.

    Terribly short-sighted, boys. Dumb.

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  13. Anonymous12:20 PM

    The stupidity and denial of reality of the right wing in this country is mind boggling. At the republican debates they booed the moderator for pointing out the truth. They are some of the most delusional(stupid) and gullible folks on the planet. They bring us all down by voting religious nut cases and/or plutocratic clowns into office. There are millions of folks just as idiotic as these ignorant fools ... and they vote. Most of the republican base is made up of similar peawits.

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  14. My sweetheart is incarcerated in an Oregon Federal prison and all I got was a mugshot Valentine card.

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