Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Hey you know that thing that you always just assumed about Adolph Hitler? Well it's true.

"No Eva ignore those Jewish bastards I tell you my schwanz is this tall."
Courtesy of the Telegraph:

 It has long been suspected that Hitler's conquest of Europe was an attempt to compensate for a lack of potency elsewhere. 

But the notorious playground rhyme about his testicles appears to have only told half the story, as a book claims the leader of the Third Reich had a micropenis. 

Hitler suffered from a condition called hypospadias which left him with an abnormally small manhood, according to historians Jonathan Mayo and Emma Craigie.

Gee color me completely unsurprised. 

After all men have been overcompensating for their sexual inadequacies for years.

Now if only we could discover some outward sign of a man's inadequacies in order to predict potentially anti-social or psychotic reactions to their pre-dick-ament.

Yep if only I could think of something.

No wait, it will come to me.

64 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:17 AM

    We need to see Donald's medical records - NOW!

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    1. Anonymous6:48 AM

      President Trump said he was "just fooling around" this morning when he placed two pieces of bacon -- a forbidden food in the Muslim religion -- between the pages of the Quran at the annual National Prayer Breakfast. The action instantly provoked a crisis that threatens to plunge the world into Armageddon.

      "Everything has to be so fucking P.C." the President told reporters. "Nobody's allowed to have fun anymore. The bacon needed blotting, okay? It was greasy. The Washington Hilton kitchen probably has a Mexican chef."

      Video of the desecration, in which the President slammed Islam's holiest book shut on the strips of pork while making snorting pig noises, went viral seconds after he tweeted it, and ISIS leaders instantly issued a statement declaring it an act of war "that will be swiftly and violently avenged." The President responded to this threat forcefully.

      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/paul-slansky-/president-trump-was-just_b_9294918.html

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    2. Anonymous7:08 AM

      I have always suspected that the problems surrounding the ego driven personality of Donald Trump revolve back to his having a small penis!

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    3. Anonymous7:16 AM

      This does explain Trump and his attraction to the Adolph.

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    4. Anonymous7:24 AM

      The Trump has no mental health issues. He is the picture of stability. Be sure to call him Donald Drumpf.

      Trump Explodes At Smiling Protester: ‘I’d Like To Punch Him In The Face’
      http://www.addictinginfo.org/2016/02/23/trump-explodes-at-smiling-protester-id-like-to-punch-him-in-the-face-video/

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    5. Anonymous7:56 AM

      A micropenis would go along with his unusually short, stumpy fingers.

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    6. Anonymous8:06 AM

      EVERYTHING is about SEX, BULLYing and MONEY$$$. In that order..

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    7. Anonymous8:31 AM

      I too have noted Trump's short fingers.

      In my day, it was said a man having them reflected a strong indication he also had a small penis.

      My experience has found it to be true!

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    8. Anonymous8:58 AM

      Do you ever post anything remotely interesting, 8:06am? Your little catchphrase became boring a very long time ago.

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    9. Anonymous10:46 AM

      Hey, 8:58 AM! Curious what 8:06 AM had to say that upset you and cannot find it. Did you note the incorrect time?

      Try, try again, please!

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  2. Anonymous6:28 AM

    I prefer not to think about any of these guys' penises.

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  3. You made me flash on that moment in Network. Max Schumacher (William Holden) to Diana Christiansen (Faye Dunaway): "Why do women think the most savage thing they can do to a man is to impugn his cocksmanship? I gave up comparing genitals in the schoolyard."

    Me too, Max. A big airplane is always visually impressive, but once the ride gets underway, the only thing that counts is the skill of the pilot.

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    1. Anonymous6:51 AM

      This would all be incidental if these micropenis pricks weren't pathological.

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    2. Anonymous7:58 AM

      Sorry, it makes a difference, a YUUUGGGE difference.

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  4. Anonymous6:37 AM

    Strange, but probably true.

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  5. Anonymous6:41 AM

    Bonus!

    http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/12-year-old-girl-shot-through-the-stomach-during-idaho-militia-meeting/

    "He said militia group members wanted to take target practice after a county meeting of the militia group — which was involved in last month’s armed occupation of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge.

    Curtiss said a militia member’s gun accidentally fired while cleaning the weapon, and the bullet struck a metal table beneath a shelter and ricocheted."

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    1. Anonymous6:52 AM

      They make themselves easy to spot

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    2. Anonymous7:04 AM

      "gun accidentally fired"

      I guess guns really DO kill people.

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    3. Anonymous7:23 AM

      What about males who teach their 2 yr olds how to shoot shot guns.

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    4. Anonymous7:52 AM

      No need to speak in coded language, 7:23. Say what you mean.

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  6. Anonymous7:40 AM

    Ok I'm sad now. Cory Davis had to scratch in the iron dog. They were doing so well. I think people love this race because NOTHING is guaranteed.

    Todd's partner had some sock issue and had to ride slow into Magrath where they retrieved a new part. They're still in though. Apparently all the new snow is a bad thing.

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    1. Anonymous7:51 AM

      Who cares?

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    2. Anonymous7:52 AM

      Why would you be sad? Is the Iron Dog big down there in Florida?

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    3. Anonymous8:05 AM

      "Stay strong, Track...I mean Todd."

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    4. Anonymous8:38 AM

      You are a fucking idiot if you think "new snow" is bad for snow mobiling.

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  7. Anonymous7:50 AM

    Cleaning a loaded gun?

    Ooops?

    Was that cleaning a gun that was known to be loaded, or was was that cleaning a gun that was thought to be unloaded, but actually was loaded?

    I'd guess that there was a round in the chamber and no magazine, but it was a III% Idaho member..., maybe it was just a case of gunfondling excused by the old excuse: "I wuz cleaning it and it axsidentaly went off!".

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  8. Anonymous8:00 AM

    Trump has also been giving the Nazi salute when doing his speeches. The guy is nothing but trouble for the USA and Americans had better be paying attention. He's a racist and is also saying some of the same things as did Hitler!

    The other Republican candidates are saying some of the things Trump has been touting too - to get more traction for their campaigns. Sick bunch those Republicans!

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    1. 66gardeners8:08 AM

      When Trump first got into the race, I stated that his rhetoric was what all republican's had been saying all along, on steroids.

      Obama said pretty much the same thing last week.

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    2. Anonymous8:18 AM

      THIS>
      http://lasalettejourney.blogspot.com/2014/03/new-evidence-that-hitler-was-homosexual.html

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    3. Anonymous10:29 AM

      Protesters ought to start wearing Trump hats & shirts and then protest by standing and giving the nazi salute. It'll probably take awhile for the trumpoids to figure out if they should join in or not. Some undoubtedly will.

      Of course the donald could just decide to go with it big time and just say he's bringing back the original Bellamy Salute that went along with the original pledge of allegiance as part of his making 'merikka great again.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bellamy_salute
      The trumpazoids are bound to luv that as well.

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    4. Anonymous11:52 AM

      Drumpf Head
      http://media.breitbart.com/media/2016/02/Palins-Iron-Dog-2016-640x481.jpg

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  9. Loleen Wurth8:03 AM

    Am I the only person who is still angry about the 11 yr old girl who shot her instructor at the shooting range with an assault rifle? Why weren't criminal charges filed on the parents and kid? How soon we seem to forget!

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  10. Anonymous8:06 AM

    This must mean Trump and Scarborough have micropenis'

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  11. Anonymous8:10 AM

    Good news!



    http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2016/02/hillary-clinton-backed-major-republican-donors.html

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    1. Yeah, you know the fact that big companies donate to both Democratic and Republican candidates is not exactly news.

      Nice try though.

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    2. Anonymous8:39 AM

      Welcome back Bernie bro with Mommy issues.

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  12. Anonymous8:17 AM

    THIS>
    http://lasalettejourney.blogspot.com/2014/03/new-evidence-that-hitler-was-homosexual.html

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  13. Anonymous8:21 AM

    More good news! This is why Trump can't win! What other candidate could do this as well as Hillary? No One!

    "The day after International Women’s Day in March 2015, I attended a Clinton Foundation production put on by its No Ceilings initiative at the Best Buy Theater in New York City. It wasn’t a campaign event—the 2016 race had not really started at that point—nor was it a panel discussion, as there were no disagreements among the participants or questions from the audience. Instead, it was a choreographed presentation of various findings having to do with women’s standing in the world. But if you paid attention, the event provided a way to understand Hillary Clinton’s real views on the great social question before the nation—the problem of income inequality."

    https://harpers.org/blog/2016/02/nor-a-lender-be/

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  14. Anonymous8:32 AM

    tRump, the man who would be the 21st century fuhrer, must have this condition as well. Like Hitler, he doe4sn't need a gun, just a lethal thought pattern and mouth.

    Then there is that Wasillabilly - what's his name(?) who straps a snow machine to his groin.

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  15. Anonymous8:32 AM

    Now way back in Happy Days. The guys ding dong was measured by the size of his fingers. Somebody said recently that someone had "short stubby" fingers! Yikes!! better duck!!! the dickus will punch ya in the kisser. Then it has been suggested that middle east terrorist have micro sized penises and that is why they are suicidal, which explains blowing themselves up due to the frustration and lack of ability and performance. Now we have a stampede of inbreds who relate a gun to the size of their Johnson? So? If gun shows are any sizable measure of the size of these persons dickies or their receiving womans preference than we have a slight problem. Reproduction of lame individuals seeking the enlargement of Johnson and rectumus advantages to successfully penetrate the anal vaginal world of recreation and proclamation of civilization. whew!!! The world has a problem. Small dicks and oversized vaginas aint becumming on the entertainment stage of usa elections. We must enlarge the field to include tiny members of congress and large tuna camps to succeed too.

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    1. Balzafiar10:32 AM

      Tiny instruments were never intended to be played in a goddamn cathedral. It just frustrates everyone.

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  16. Balzafiar8:40 AM

    What we need to have to resolve all the questions is a rating system for guns, a number to be assigned to each style and size of gun, including consideration of its capabilities, similar to a model number. This DDR (Dick Deficit Rating) would be required on all new guns.

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  17. Anonymous8:55 AM

    Shailey Tripp writes a new book in 3,2,1. Oh wait, she can't read or write.

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    1. Anonymous10:40 AM

      Shailey Tripp wrote an outstanding book "Boys Will be Boys" and related the size and color (two-toned!) of Todd's tiny penis! She was his prostitute!

      How come they never sued her and said the book was untrue? Because!!! They did not want to have to appear in Court and take the stand. They knew it would be a circus and national outlets would have covered the case!

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  18. Anonymous9:15 AM

    Just make pants illegal. This will all go away.

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  19. Anonymous9:28 AM

    Hypospadias doesn't cause little penises..... It means the urethral opening is on the side of the penis back then it probably wasnt reparable and may have caused some sexual dusfunction.. But not a micro penis..

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    1. Anonymous9:44 AM

      Hypospadias is related to penis size.

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    2. LisaB25953:30 PM

      You are correct. My son had hypospadias, and it doesn't have anything to do with size. It's the second most common birth defect in boys after descended testicle.

      Of course, Hitler may have had a small penis, but it was not caused by hypospadias.

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  20. Anonymous9:41 AM

    NO pants allowed and DDR's perfect. All is exposed and the declared size is mandatory public information. Any modification using controlled and uncontrolled substances must be declared prior to inspection of the johnsons and vaginalist as to eliminate frauds, fakes, liars and shrinkage due to the evening political news and media. We cannot allow tiny Johnson and vag to lead the usa into unknown territory of the deep dark anal universe of the world without the proper equiptment.

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  21. Anonymous9:57 AM

    The little man and woman complex. Those that need assault rifles to cover their assaults. Those that beat men women children and animals. Those that bully, hate and extort. Those little men and yes women with tiny smelly parts on the body with huge complex mentality and little pea brains must be identified. We cannot allow them to roam the streets waving their insanity around and voting for more of it.

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  22. 66gardeners10:20 AM

    The GOP is the party of old, dying, angry, white men, afraid of the future.
    Until they can approach the future with eyes wide open, we will continue to hear how we need to go back to the 50's in order to restore America to the 50's which was almost 70 years ago!

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  23. Anonymous10:44 AM

    Ben Carson: Obama was ‘raised white’

    Carson stabbed his friend in the gut, and hit his mother in the head with a hammer, unlike Obama. Is that what Carson meant?

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    1. Anonymous11:59 AM

      Ben Carson: Obama was ‘raised white’
      ------------
      Why is there a problem?, it is true, Obama was raised by his grandparents and mother all of whom were white.

      Is this racism on Carson's part, Obama isn't black enough. or is it only whites that can be called racists?

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    2. Anonymous1:57 PM

      Why in the Hell is Carson even bringing President Obama into the conversation?

      Carson is NOT running against President Obama for POTUS! Carson IS (he won't even be nominated to be their candidate!) the token black man currently for the Republican party in and will NEVER be elected POTUS! The guy is just plain weird! And, now he's comparing his blackness to that of President Obama! What an idiot!

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  24. Anonymous10:52 AM

    Trump Explodes At Smiling Protester: ‘I’d Like To Punch Him In The Face’ (VIDEO)

    A few weeks ago, Rachel Maddow did a comparison of Donald Trump and notorious racist George Wallace on her show. One of the points she made about the 2016 candidate and the 1968 candidate is how violent they both are. Like George Wallace, Trump is able to get his crowds riled up into such a frenzy that they start attacking protesters. At the beginning of his campaign, The Donald would do it by screeching “GET HIM OUTTA HERE,” but during a recent event, he actually said he’d like to punch a protester in the face.

    During a campaign event in Nevada on Monday night, Trump flipped out after he was interrupted by some hecklers and said:

    “You know what I hate? There’s a guy, totally disruptive, throwing punches — we’re not allowed to punch back anymore. In the old days, you know what they used to do with guys like that when they were in a place like this? They’d be carried out on a stretcher, folks.”

    Yeah, that imbecile thinks that protesting at one of his events warrants being “carried out on a stretcher.” But he wasn’t finished. When one of the protesters was removed by security, the man was smiling and this really pissed Trump off, he said,”I’d like to punch him in the face, I’ll tell you that.”

    “There’s a guy throwing punches, nasty as hell, screaming and everything else when we’re talking, and we’re talking out — we’re not allowed, the guards are very gentle with him, he’s walking, like, big high fives, smiling, laughing — I’d like to punch him in the face.”

    According to Politico security admitted that nobody was “throwing punches.” Instead, it looks like Trump made that up to justify his violent words. This is, of course, not surprising coming from a man who once applauded his supporters for kicking and punching a Black Lives Matter protester. It is, however, frightening that this man is in first place in the GOP polls. A man who stands on a stage and incites violence. A man who that is how a president should behave. This is what the Republican Party is offering up to the country: a schoolyard bully. Seriously? And they wonder why their party is slowly dying…

    http://www.addictinginfo.org/2016/02/23/trump-explodes-at-smiling-protester-id-like-to-punch-him-in-the-face-video/

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  25. Anonymous10:53 AM

    President Obama Announces The Major, Unfulfilled Promise He Will Deliver Before Leaving Office (VIDEO)

    http://www.addictinginfo.org/2016/02/23/president-obama-announces-the-major-unfulfilled-promise-he-will-deliver-before-leaving-office-video/

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  26. Anonymous11:49 AM

    THIS IS INTERESTING COURT STUFF>
    https://www.yahoo.com/politics/with-gop-nomination-looming-trump-slated-to-take-191550876.html

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  27. Anonymous11:51 AM

    I'm not buying it. After all these years of obsessive fascination what is there left to discover about Hitler? They "found" that thing.

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  28. Anonymous12:05 PM

    I always found it interesting that Hitler claimed the Aryan race was blond and blue eyed. The German people bought that hook line and sinker, started a world war and put fellow human being in camps and ovens.

    Yet Hitler had brown hair and brown eyes, obviously he was not Aryan, yet NO ONE questioned this.

    They were all caught up in making Germany Great Again, just like Trump's followers are caught up in their frenzy.

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  29. Anonymous1:37 PM

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2016/02/23/trump-maybe-cuba-should-take-over-gitmo-and-reimburse-us/

    tRump-Just after the President said he will close Gitmo..

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  30. Anonymous3:50 PM

    Stupid ammosexual from TexASS!


    http://www.tdtnews.com/news/article_17fe1102-d9d9-11e5-a0e1-0fbadc251562.html

    "Jones reportedly told a Bell County Sheriff’s Department deputy he was showing his children gun safety when the gun he was holding fired and shot his 9-year-old daughter.

    But Jones’ son said his father was pretending to shoot them.

    The 7-year-old said he liked the clicking sound the gun made. He said his father pulled the trigger and “his sister was shot,” the affidavit said.

    Jones’ other son, age 6, said his father was pointing the gun at his sister and held it in both hands while pretending to shoot them."

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  31. Anonymous3:59 PM

    Hitler had a deformed micro penis. He pissed out of the base of his penis thru a hole. He also had an undistended nutt.

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  32. Anita Winecooler5:00 PM

    How sad for Madame Braun.... see my sad face :). She didn't allow something as trivial as a micropenis and undescended testicle get in her way, but different strokes for different folks. I think, all things considered, a micropenis and one nut were the least of his problems.
    Seeing all these crazy killers, I wonder how common these problems are, and can they be corrected?

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  33. Anonymous8:13 PM

    You forgot a photo of T.Rump - and his hair.

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