Bristol Palin may have only given birth less than two months ago, but she is on a mission to shed her 'last few pregnancy pounds' amid the bitter custody battles she is embroiled in with her ex fiances Levi Johnston and Dakota Meyer.
The 25-year-old took to Instagram on Monday to share a photo of herself grabbing her morning weight loss shake before walking out the door with her six-week-old daughter Sailor Grace in tow.
'Exercising and #310shake to lose the last few pregnancy lbs! @310nutrition #sp #fitnessgoals [sic],' she wrote, tagging the shank company 310 Nutrition.
My favorite part of this is that DM uses it as an excuse to once again bring up Bristol's ongoing custody and child support battles with Dakota Meyer and Levi Johnston.
As for the weight loss shake, I can't say I am at all surprised to see Bristol using her fleeting reflected "fame" to get a few endorsement deals. And I long suspected that both she and her mother would be hawking products on QVC before they finally faded from the public eye.
Besides didn't her mom once claim that she was going to write a weight-loss book?
Whatever happened to that?
Shouldn't the paternity results have leaked by now? I've been refreshing since Sat. am, nothing. Somebody's got to have the goods!
ReplyDeleteOtto. It is hard to believe that when the results come in, the whole internet will not know within hours.
DeleteMy hot air popper is primed. ;-)
DeleteNever outgunned Meyer will soon find out he was indeed outgunned by a faster dick.
DeleteHe very well could be the father. The point is that he was never the only guy who could be the father, which is why Bristol was extremely cagey about naming him. This is a family that airs grievances as a full-time hobby and never lets pass an opportunity to publicly denounce its perceived enemies. There is no way they wouldn't have been slamming Meyer by name all these months if they were sure he was the father.
DeleteScroll down... MALOE says the results are in! You're gonna wanna read this....!
DeleteDakota is NOT THE FATHER! MALOE spilled the beans further down!
DeleteSeems they are trying to pay off Dakota to claim the baby anyway - some type of blackmail involved...
Maybe we all should support him on his facebook page and his instagram, and tweet the results all over the universe, so he cannot be blackmailed!
Popcorn ready, and bubbly in the fridge.
Paternity results take nowhere near this long. 48-72 hours at most, so obviously there is some negotiating going on to keep the truth from being known.
DeleteBristol is giving breastfeeding advice? WTF??
ReplyDeletelsillyman about 23 hours ago
@bsmp2 Are you nursing? If so, is this safe while breastfeeding? I'm struggling to lose the last of my pregnancy weight too and still breastfeeding so I'm looking for something that's breastfeeding friendly :)
bsmp2 about 23 hours ago
Yes! Safe while breastfeeding @lsillyman
lsillyman about 23 hours ago
@bsmp2 awesome! Thanks!
lstan82 about 22 hours ago
@bsmp2 I'm nursing as well! Was wondering where to buy it. Online or in store?
lstan82 about 22 hours ago
I wanted to try @flattummytea but it says not to drink while pregnant or nursing :(
Yeah, my sources are telling me that Bristol is NOT breastfeeding.
DeleteSo all of that is BS.
I would be extremely surprised if she were breast feeding.
DeleteWhat's amazing is that anyone would take advice from Bristol Palin.
The only thing she's breastfeeding is her next baby daddy
DeleteThe product info says contact your doctor first if pregnant or nursing or taking medication
DeleteTheir website says "". If you are pregnant, nursing, taking medication, or have a medical condition, consult your physician before using our products."" She should be sued if someone has any problems.
DeleteI wrote the same thing down thread. She should be more careful if she's actually getting paid by them (and in general).
DeleteBristol is 100% not breast feeding this child. She did not even try/want to for this baby. She orders "baby's only" organic formula off amazon. It says "toddler formula" for some reason but is actually for babies. She switched to that after the kind she first got made sailor projectile vomit all day long.
DeleteBarstool is the weakest link
DeleteI don't read her "Yes!" as meaning yes, she is breastfeeding. I read it to mean yes, it's safe if one is breastfeeding.
DeleteWe know she is NOT breastfeeding.
Bristol responded to one of those on-line ads where they claim you get paid to shop.
ReplyDeleteI find it disgusting that this tramp gets PAID for endorsements. Glorifying irresponsible sex. How many young girls think if they have a baby, they will end up famous, with nice homes, lots of "perks" like this person? Her baby is too big now for that carrier, this photo must be weeks old. No shame whatsoever in the PayMe family. Grift grift grift. Disgusting people.
ReplyDeleteActually, that carrier could be empty. Can't see Sailor in it, I think it's empty, like her head.
DeleteYeah, photo looks like it was taken/posed the same day as the one where she was supposedly ready to get back to "work" after one month maternity leave. Probably took a bunch of pics while the kid was still small so she could post them now. She's wearing same outfit/necklace, baby in carrier.
DeleteShe dates the pics as they were taken. Sailor is just over 3 months ,however mom's showing pics of her at 6wks. Xmas in early Nov.pics ? That would make more sense if in early Dec. since due at Xmas. Remember the Valentines t shirt on infant preeminent trigger?
DeleteOtto Katz
Deletethat pic is a weird pose. Did she grab the covered carrier, go to kitchen, take the lid off the container, fill it up, put on lid, shake and so on? Who took the picture?
Is it warm in Alaska now or would she be going out in a sweater?
This is the lowest of the low for celebrity endorsement.
ReplyDeleteBristol must be desperate.
Bristles, you forgot to put on your fishlIPS?
ReplyDeleteThe Palin's and heaths belong in a zoo.under
Stupius familus.
Common sense tells you that if you regularly artificially inflate your lips over a period of time, your lips will stretch out and fish lips is the only way you feel natural smiling.
DeleteIt has been a long time since Bristol has posted a full face photo of herself. She is always preoppupied, and looking away from the camera.
Bristol has sagging lips
Actually, Bristol belongs under the category "Jane", referring to the original Saturday Night Live, that particular recurring segment featuring Jane Curtin and Dan Ackroyd.
Delete"Jane, you ignorant slut."
SNL. One of the banes of the Palins' existence.
Khloe Kardashian's lips seem to be permanently in fish mode. It affects her speech. And is very unattractive to anyone who is not a fish.
DeleteBeaglemom
Perfect!
DeleteAlso, too Janis Dickinson and Taylor someone from real housewives of somewhere. Her husband committed suicide. Her mouth goes clear across her face, it is really ugly. Janis Dickinson was once beautiful, but too much surgery has ruined her face.
DeleteTaylor Armstrong.
DeleteShe is fugly.
And crazy , also, too.
I'm sure Bristol feels very important, getting paid to endorse products. She must be a big celebrity if this company is willing to give her money just to show herself drinking (or even just holding) the product.
ReplyDeleteYep, she's right up there with JWoww, a couple "teen moms," and some other reality tv stars who have no other outlets to make any money.
Bristol is as important as they are!
Endorsing get-thin-quick products is a stepping stone to lots of great things!!
(nope)
https://310nutrition.com/
Deleteshameless slut getting paid! the payme family way. fuck off barstool
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ReplyDeleteActually, if you troll or follow her on any site, it increases her marketability. The best course is to let Gryphen bring the stories here. Less views, less traffic/clicks and NEVER, EVER follow a Palin on social media! It is like ignoring a tantrum throwing brat-ignore them!
Deletelol. How about just not giving a shit altogether... you know, get a life maybe?
DeleteFor someone who supposedly has a life, you sure do comment a lot on whether the rest of us have lives.
Delete7:41
DeleteWe have lives. And they are partially devoted to exposing this fucking family for all the hoaxes they have perpetrated upon the good ole US of A!!
Must be one of the PayMe clan, living vibrantly. I wonder if Bristles is knocked up AGAIN yet??
Delete8:16--But you forgot to say "lol".
DeleteThat's a trademark. Also, "immature".
And hey, we can't forget "people you don't even know."
There, can you contribute any more standard cliches, anyone?
So 7:41
DeleteTHIS is your life
@7:41 AM A life like this? Hiding a pregnancy while failing at dancing?
Deletehttp://www.contactmusic.com/bristol-palin/pictures/1188063
http://www.contactmusic.com/bristol-palin/pictures/1152485#slider-2
DeleteBristol tried to hide her pregnant DWTS belly quite a bit.
Deletehttp://www.contactmusic.com/bristol-palin/pictures/1175366#slider-8
Obsessed with DWTS Bristol much lol?
DeleteBristol Palin posing with CANDIES FOUNDATION Exec while post partum in May, 2011. Why no 'special drink' then? Were the Candies' exec's too blind to see that Bristol was pregnant on the 2010 DWTS? Even in these photos one can see that Bristol had just recently given birth within the past 6 months.
Delete816 but its so much better than soap operas!
Deletesee here you have to READ and WRITE! }:o)
7:41 is spot on. Bristol gets slammed if she does work and if she does not. I can't stand the Palins but the name calling and double standards shown here are hardly feminist. And I'm not Alicia, but feel free to sling the troll word, etc if it makes you feel better.
DeleteThat photo in the irst link looks like she has a boa constrictor wrapped around her neck.
DeleteYegads fashion /pregnancy hiding fail.
Notice she has to be holding the baby. No wonder she had another baby. Nobody cares about Bristol Palin without a product of her "abstinence" and while embroiled in yet another nasty custody battle from yet another failed relationship.
ReplyDeleteJust one more kid to use as an ATM.
Zoom in on the carrier, I don't think the baby is even in it.
DeleteIf the kid is in that carrier, it's face is so covered up I don't see how it can breath!
DeleteI agree, I don't see a baby in there. This was purely a commercial photo. I am wondering how money gained from this sponsored content would be handled for the benefit of the baby. I am also betting that the consent of the OTHER parent would be necessary.
DeleteArchie Butt
Archie
DeleteThat may be why the carrier is empty. Bristol knows she legally needs consent of the father to photograph Sailor for $$$, if who's the daddy is ever to be determined.
I don't think she knows for sure who the baby daddy is.
DeleteYes, another contrived looking photo that just makes her look stupid. Everyone already knows how unhealthy she is. Her pregnancy did not look like she had the pregant glow at anytime. Her face mostly looked too thin. She has body dysmorphia issues and is one of the last people anyone should look to for weight loss or anything to do with body or face.
DeleteWho took that photo of her and the baby carrier? Is Track back at Bristol's house. The parents need to clear out the weapons before he stays there.
Bristol's initials are BP, so why is the hashtag where she seems to be hawking a weight loss product for cash has the initials SP? ...... Is it Sarah Palin who is actually being paid for another grifting exercise?
ReplyDeleteWe know that Sarah's cash flow from the PAC is low (her main source of income) and she is selling her house in Arizona to get some cash, and is probably getting cash from Trump for her cursed endorsement of him. So hawking a weight loss product for cash is right up her alley
In any event Bristol will soon be pregnant again for the next baby daddy (her modus operandi is one baby per man) so the baby weight will soon be on again.
#sp=sponsored post
Delete'SP' indicates that it is 'sponsored'. It has nothing to do with Sarah Palin.
DeleteArchie Butt
I read somewhere that the hashtag #sp is used to indicate when something is a sponsored tweet, not a reference to Sarah Palin. In other words, Bristol is definitely being paid by the weight loss shake folks to tweet about their product.
Delete#sp means sponsored post
DeleteThe Daily Mail must be desperate for news, they keep re-writing the same old crap over and over again, besides who in the UK even cares about gossip about Bristol. Welcome to your future Dakota, unless you put a stop to it now, your name will be mentioned as a deadbeat dad every time Bristol sells a photo. Levi must be really tired of this nonsense and should make a note that Bristol claims to be working for more than 6 years.
ReplyDeleteAs for Bristol, it is obvious she is a F-list celebrity; no A-list celebrity would be selling photos of their 3 month old baby or child at school to the tabloids for security reasons.
That weigh loss shake company must be pretty shady if they accept an endorsement from a proven liar, however reading reviews of the company it seems they are in the business of ripping off customers, so I guess they are a perfect match.
Also any company that allows a high school drop out to promote a product while breast-feeding might be exposing themselves to a few lawsuits.
She shouldn't be commenting on whether it's safe to use when breast feeding. She should be telling people to check with their doctors. Even if it's perfectly safe, you say that to protect yourself.
DeleteShe's stooopid.
DeleteDon't tell her that! Let her get sued!
Maybe that company should be contacted as to the fact that Bar$tool is making claims they themselves dispute (yes, it's OK to use vs. ask your doc if breastfeeding) as well as the fact that $he is a proven liar...
DeletePeople should start bombing the company's email and customer service call center with comments on having Palin as their spokesperson... if they think their bottom line will be hurt, it'll be buh bye Bristol.
ReplyDeleteDid that yesterday. Told them I would never buy their product due to her. Told them they will be hurt by her endorsement. They have an instachat too.
DeleteIf briSTOOL and grizzly mama can do it, we can do it too. Remember her ranty facebook post about companies that support gay rights. She listed them and called for a boycott. Yet after that, she was still using the products. Stupid cow.
You first lol.
DeleteI cant read the name - what is the product and ill go complain.
DeleteNever mind - found it and sent a comment via "contact us"
Delete310 nutrition
Look at the people (not just Bristol) they have representing their product. They don't give a shit.
DeleteBe my guest. I think you'd only be cementing Bristol Palin's position with the company. The more controversial she is, the more publicity they get and the more notice their product gets. Win-win for them.
DeleteThey should informed of all her racist posts on her blog.
DeleteI thought her choice for losing weight was Adderall? Someone said she took it all the while she was pregnant. When will someone come forward and say "Sailor is NOT her second child but her fouth, possibly fifth?"
ReplyDeleteSupposedly it was the mother of a friend of Willow that made the comment about Adderall, Willow called it legal speed.
DeleteAs you can imagine there is a long list of side-effects and using amphetamines during pregnancy can cause the fetus harm.
What happened to Sarah Palin's weight-loss book? I was guessing she sent a draft to the publisher:
DeleteChapter 1.
Take speed.
Chapter 2.
Don't eat.
Chapter 3.
Take more speed.
Chapter 4.
Write a diet book.
And the publisher balked.
Great product placement- her arm is obstructing the view of the product! Hahahaha!
ReplyDeleteI wonder who the morning photographer is? Second one we've seen.
DeleteYep!
DeleteCrystal meth...it does a body good!
ReplyDeleteSo says the resident admitted meth user.
Deleteyeah ya do enough the wall will be bleeding
DeleteI still can't believe she named the baby Sailor considering the supposed dad is a Marine (and MOH recipient, deserved or otherwise). Maybe she really liked the name, but there are hundreds of others she could have chosen. Instead, she goes with one that is so obviously opposed to everything he is (because that's really all he has). If they were still together, the name would probably have been off the table.
ReplyDeleteTo me, it shows what a vindictive person Bristol really is.
Maybe you think a little too much about these nobodies that you don't know anyways.
DeleteMaybe baby daddy is a sailor. One Marina hooked her up with in Vegas. One that Bristle was referring to when she said she "made a terrible mistake".
DeleteWhen does your first case of 310 shakes arrive, 7:39?
Delete7:39 AM Remember Bristol before the DWTS baby was born, and before Bristol's 'new' chin? Why was she wearing a long sleeve jacket and grasping it to cover her big belly? The person with her was wearing a t-shirt, it is very hot in Hollywood in September.
DeleteMarines ARE totally associated with -well -"marine" imagery. The anchor appears on every Marine Corps badge and logo. Look up U.S. Marine Corps. You'll find an anchor. Look at the word "marine" - it means "ocean."
Delete@7:39 AM Remember these pictures of pregnant Bristol wearing scarves to hide her apparent pregnancy from October, 2010?
Deletehttp://www.contactmusic.com/bristol-palin/pictures/1188063
Still more obsession with DWTS Bristol? How much time a day do you dedicate to DWTS Bristol?
DeleteBristol wouldn't know shit about sailors or marines.
Delete10:03 AM Still pissed off that Bristol's fat assed pictures are all over the internet, and won't go away? How much time a day do you dedicate to defending the Palins? Until the DWTS bastard baby's safety is known, you will have to post your Palin ass kissing memes here. Those Fat-assed DWTS pictures of pregnant, spanx wearing Bristol Palin chap your ass,eh' Palinbot. Go donate some more 'opium' to SarahPac, rube.
Delete10:03 is a pretend Palin Insider.
DeleteSo if that picture was taken first thing in the morning when she's on her way to work, who took it? Plus, that's a ton of makeup she's wearing to "work." Also, too, how hysterical of the DM to point out she's had babies by two different fiancés but never made it to the altar. Either they ran or she's lousy at picking men. Either way, it doesn't reflect well on her.
ReplyDeleteYeah, DM is kind of sticking it to her even as they are probably paying her for all the pictures.
DeleteA publication would not have to pay for any photo that someone has already put out into the public domain, such as an instagram photo.
DeleteAnon 9:45, you need to read up on copyright ownership and infringement.
DeleteNo-one is entitled to use images off the internet unless it is in the public domain. Look up public domain.
@9:45, Exactly, why pay for the cow when the milk is free.
DeleteWomen wear make up to work or at home. Find something else to harp on. Also, it's common in Alaska to hump along for decades without (marriage) ceremony. Hate to break your heart. It'SOP. Usually most humpers are sterile though.
DeleteSo, in order to keep a fleeting hold on the limelight, looks like Bristles is going to have to stay pregnant out of wedlock, and keep popping out an endless line of bastards.
ReplyDeleteWhat a absolutely vibrant life... or what some might call desperation.
310shake just linked Bristol's Instagram post on their Facebook. Doubt she is pa8d but go comment on her. It's fun.
ReplyDeletehttps://m.facebook.com/310Nutrition/photos/a.138002953015319.30463.137710226377925/586806511468292/?type=3&source=54
First, #sp on Instagram means that it's a sponsored post, so she's getting paid. Second, the more comments (positive or negative), the more traffic, which will keep the sponsors paying her. So, no thanks, and I hope others stay away, too.
Delete8:43am: Roger that! Like someone said above, let Uncle G bring the pics to us (a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it.)
DeleteBoys Will Be Boys right Sarah Palin?
ReplyDeleteWhere is Sarah Palin's and where is Mini Me Bristol's outrage?
If President Obama did what Trump did below, Sarah Palin and Mini Me would be having strokes spewing their rhetoric and hate while waving their Bible. If President Obama sneezed the wrong way Sarah Palin and Mini Me would be on their facebook and blogs.
Reminds me of the times Sarah Palin faked outrage when anyone said retarded but when Rush Limbaugh said it, Sarah Palin defended him.
By remaining silent for Donald Trump's behavior against women then Sarah Palin and Mini Me condones it.
$$$$$$$$
Donald Trump has been married three times.
Donald Trump cheated on his wife.
Donald Trump is memorized by his daughter's body.
Donald Trump is fascinated with the female genitalia.
Donald Trump degrades women.
Donald Trump talks about women's features when he feels threatened.
Donald Trump talked about Megyn Kelly's menstrual cycle to show she's inferior to him.
Donald Trump used a vulgar word associated with women's vagina to describe his political competition.
Does America need a president that the media needs a disclaimer and needs to warn the public about removing their children from in front of the tv just to play a soundbite from Donald Trump at his rally?
Does America need a president like Donald Trump?
Does America need human beings like Donald Trump?
Where is Sarah Palin's and where is Mini Me Bristol's outrage?
Delete---------
Why are you surprised, Sarah and Bristol have only taken the woman's movement back 100 years.
@7:42 AM -- "Does America need a president like Donald Trump?"
DeleteI prefer to ask it this way:
"Does America need a president like Donald Trump whose wife has shown all her naughty bits to those who view porn?"
If somehow I found myself married to her I would be embarrassed to go out in public with her, much less run for President while still married to her.
Has anyone noticed heavily covered up Melania is the few times she was at the after debates? Dress and coat, high neck, no skin showing. Much different from the night they came down the elevator to announce his run.
Delete@ 7:42 --"Donald Trump is memorized by his daughter's body." Memorized? by his daughter's body? Ewwww! I think you meant to write mesmerized.
DeleteSo are we meant to believe that Tripp snapped this totally natural and not at all posed picture?
ReplyDeleteLooking at that picture, I would be very surprised to find a baby in that carrier. Her posture is not off, her arms don't show that she's lifting weights (which would happen with carrier and 10+ pound baby). No signs of arm strain at all. I remember thinking I was going to end up with Arnold's biceps if I tugged that carrier around all the time. It was one of those "who needs a gym" moments :)
ReplyDeleteAgreed.
DeleteI always had the carrier tilted when I was carrying my babies in these and was concerned that they would gt seasick lol!
I have seen similar stories like this on the DM with other people/products. I am starting to think that you can pay the DM to have an ad on their home page in the guise of a story. It's just like product placement in a TV show or Movie.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how much of a cut her publicist gets.
A little backup history. Yesterday on Gryphen's post about "Sarah Palin Wants You to Believe Donald's Compassion" there is a thread concerning Bristol's "#sp" grifting. Old Redneck explains it best:
DeleteOld Redneck2:54 AM
Well -- learn something every day.
So, when Barstool features a product on her Instagram page and includes the hasthtag #sp, that means she is being paid to show the product, and, every time I check her Instagram page, I'm putting a few pennies in her pocket?
I didn't know any of that.
On her IG page now is a photo of Bristol, dressed, perfect makeup, every hair in place, baby in baby carrier over her arm, standing at counter in kitchen with a "310 shake" in hand, a bag of "310 shake" in the background, and she says she's using the "310 shake" and exercise to lose the baby weight. The #sp indicates the people who make "310 shakes" pay her for every click on the page????
No wonder among the comments on the page is this one from the "310 shake" people:
-- quote
310nutrition310 shake can be used while breast feeding and during pregnancy as we are natural. We only recommend drinking the shakes during these times. If you head to our products page, you can see an entire list of the nutritional facts. We also recommend speaking with your doctor/physician to ensure that your needs are met.
-- end quote
I checked other photos on the page:
-- Sailor with her moccasins displayed
-- Tripp with the Under Armour logl displayed
-- Bristol and Tripp wearing "North Face" gear
Didn't see the #sp tag on those. Does this mean those are not sponsored, or, are they also sponsoring UnderArmour and North Face? HOw about Louboutin and Luis Vutton?
What a SCAM!!! And she pays a "publicist" to find these opportunities for her!!! Is this where some of the PAC money goes??
I'm not checking her IG or Patheos pages again, ever.
What about Sarah's Facebook page?
Old Redneck3:08 AM
WTF???
So -- if she has 90,000 "followers" for her Instagram page -- and she gets a penny for each follower -- that's $900 a month per product. If she places four products a month, that's $3,600 a month -- less her "publicist's" commission -- call that 25% -- she's pulling down $2,700 a month for mentioning or featuring four products. Add the $1,700 a month from Levi that's $4,400 a month for doing not a goddam thing!!!!
Now, if she can add another $1,700 from Dakota . . .
I believe that payments for sponsored ads are based on how many followers a person has not how many clicks they get on that particular post.
DeleteAre you reporting that income, Bristol?
DeleteI keep reading Bristol Palin doesn't breastfeed. Are you sure about that? Has anybody asked Dylan, Levi, Ben, Gino, Joey and Dakota if Bristol breastfed them?
ReplyDeleteDid she breastfeed the baby from this pregnancy in 2010? She was overworking the spanx here.
Deletehttp://www.zimbio.com/photos/Bristol+Palin/Dancing+Stars+Contestants+Getting+Ready+Show/4gDrlOaLIrN
Poor Mark.
DeleteMy back hurts just thinking about him hefting her fat ass around.
Sarah Palin have you checked up on Jordan Loewe to see if her face is okay? Or are you more worried about Track going to jail for Domestic Violence?
ReplyDeleteor the DA will find out about your dirty deeds done dirt cheap? oops they already know! snap!
DeleteI love that picture of Sarah in the zippered crotch jeans. Nothing says "Presidential" like fuck-me hooker pants.
ReplyDeleteSo, we're supposed to believe that she'd carry the bulky baby carrier up to the counter where she had to have done something more than, using only one hand, just grab a shake that was all ready and waiting. She almost surely would have used both hands at one point and the baby carrier would have been in the way and banged the cupboards. There's a slight possibility that she grabbed the empty carrier and then all-ready-to-go shake and then headed to the door and placed the shake next to her keys and Luis Vuitton bag and then placed the baby in the carrier, but the chances are so, so slim. This pic is all posed.
ReplyDeleteO/T but I think you and your readers will appreciate this article
ReplyDeletetwo people try to perform an exorcism on Ted Cruz while he is giving a speech
LOL they said they had to get the evil out LOL don't they realize there is no evil to get - he is just a solid bloc of evil all the way through inside and out
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ted-cruz-exorcism_us_56b9669ae4b08069c7a89847
Why is she toting around the empty carrier?
ReplyDeleteOh, I get it...it's a crossover ad. She can use the same picture to get her mom's ass lickers to pay her to advertise the fatherless baby carrier AND the obesity shake product.
I am gonna contact her p r guy with an offer to have Bristol market my new product. It's a t shirt that says "My mom's ass lickers bought me an awesome new house! Don't be h8tin'!"
We'll make a bundle, Bristol!
Oops, she forgot the baby, but remembered the engagement ring !!!!
DeleteIs Bristol ashamed she is an unwed mother again, yet still?
I'll be honest, I like Dull's coat. I love that deconstructed shit and I like the color and shoulder cape things. Wondering how much she paid for it. Other than that, she sure carries that empty carrier like it's an empty carrier. Phony b***.
DeleteMama cut off the gravy train.
ReplyDeleteA girl has to grift cause she sure as hell has no real job skills!
Plus: stupid.
It's rather amusing to note that The Daily Mail have already cut off new comments to the article. Not only that, but several comments have mentioned that the moderators at TDM have sent advisory e-mails letting the commentators know that their comments have hit a little too hard. Bristol isn't gaining any new fans over there in the UK--quite the contrary!
ReplyDeleteArchie Butt
She's not a paid endorser.
ReplyDeleteJasmine: [9:33:38 AM] Welcome to our real-time support chat. How can I help you today?
Sam: [9:33:38 AM] Is Bristol Palin a paid endorser for your product?
Jasmine: [9:36:15 AM] Hello Sam!
[9:36:25 AM] I am sorry for the delay have been a bit busy
[9:36:42 AM] I have asked our social media team in regards to Bristol Palin, however, she is not a paid endorser of our product
Sam: [9:37:03 AM] Waiting for reply.
[9:38:55 AM] Thank you kindly. Have a beautiful day.
Jasmine: [9:40:17 AM] You as well!
HA, HA, did the company stock take a deep plunge and they dumped her already?
DeleteDid the investors have a problem with an unwed mother with undetermined fathers endorsing their product?
So, she's TRYING to become a paid endorser. And they used the photo on their FB page.
DeleteHow sad for Bristol.
So she's desperate enough to be doing this for free shake mix? Now that's just sad, the shit's only $50 a container!
DeleteMaybe gets paid in product
DeleteJasmine: [9:33:38 AM] Welcome to our real-time support chat. How can I help you today?
DeleteMe: [9:33:38 AM] Is it easy to fake an online support conversation?
Jasmine: [9:36:15 AM] Hello Me!
[9:36:25 AM] I am sorry for the delay have been a bit busy
[9:36:42 AM] I have asked our social media team, and yes, it is easy to fake that. Also, even if the support conversation is real, we may be paying Bristol's LLC or social media person, and thus don't have Bristol's name on file when asked about her.
Me: [9:38:55 AM] Thank you kindly. Have a beautiful day.
Jasmine: [9:40:17 AM] You as well!
Did Bristol Palin drink the same adderall infused concoction to lose this September, 2010 DWTS pregnancy weight after Tristan was born?
ReplyDeleteOr even before?
DeleteYikes!
sorry to say that doesn't mean she's not being paid for the posts. she does have an llc after all.
ReplyDeletesorry - this was in reply to 8:42
DeleteBristol pre chin surgery in September, 2010.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.zimbio.com/photos/Bristol+Palin/Bristol+Palin+Leaves+Rehearsal/D2AaV6ca9RM
Does Bristol look like an in shape dancer, or an out of wedlock pregnant poser here?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.zimbio.com/photos/Bristol+Palin/Dancing+Stars+Contestants+Getting+Ready+Show/FfazVYVqsdL
Why didn't Bristol Instagram this 2010 baby bump?
ReplyDeletehttp://s406.photobucket.com/user/WestCorrespondent/media/Bristol%20Palin/PalinBristol101121rehearsal3.jpg.html
This person was paid too, same #sp hashtag - Bristol you are in great company!
ReplyDeletehttps://www.facebook.com/JenelleLEvans/photos/a.203012833059763.57929.195251590502554/1189124154448621/?type=3&theater
She's the heroin addict Teen Mom!
DeleteBristol is the (fill in the blank) addict Baby Bump Mom!
Deletehttps://www.facebook.com/search/top/?q=310%20nutrition%20%23sp
ReplyDeleteHa ha. 310 Nutrition just removed the Bristol post from their FB page!
ReplyDeleteSadly, it's still there.
DeleteYes, her mother claimed she was writing a recipe book and was going to teach the rest of us how she and her family live vibrantly. Then Sarah, Bristol and Willing were photographed in front of a Redbull and 5-hour energy drink. Go figure... (No pun intended.)
ReplyDeleteDon't misunderestimate her influence! Despite her own admirable and fully warranted modesty, her achievements are well documented on internet media venues such as People, TMZ, Gawker and brawlinbabes.com. She's truly an inspiration for scores of people across the country with poor educations, negligible talents and modest-to-low aspirations. Deny her rightful place in our culture at your own peril!
ReplyDeleteHear, hear! In the Dollar Store of human specimens, she is a $0.59 coupon special. And isn't she special?
DeleteAn inspiration to what? Make babies without a job or husband in sight, on the assumption that one can happily grift their way through life? Oh yeah, that'll serve those inspirees well.
Delete(Or was that snark?)
someone needs a nap!
DeleteThere's no baby in the carrier.
ReplyDeleteAyup. The poser poses.
DeleteDNA is back, 100%. Supposedly both lawyers have been sent copies of the results. With like 99.9999999% certainty, Dakota is EXCLUDED as the father. I think money is in play now bc my aunt was telling Bristol "you need to make him understand he has to play ball here on this".
ReplyDeleteMy cousin said its like a funeral at Bristol's right now and all energy is being put toward getting dakota to play along.
So now I definitely think it's Joey's. Just based on how she looks is all. Well that and Bristol was bragging like a year ago that she was hooking up with him even though he was with someone else.
This is my favorite soap opera, and you're the best character in the whole show. :)
DeleteThank you for letting us know! This is gonna be fun.....
DeleteInteresting. If Dakota is not the father, and Bristol has repeatedly insinuated he is, I think he will want to clear his name so that he will not be labeled "dead beat dad" for the rest of his life.
DeleteI hope he does not cave to Sarah and Bristol's demands. It's on Bristol now to spin another tale.... Poor Joey.
Oh my. My delight is killing me. But I do hope the baby gets love from Joey if he's the father. If the father is some lounge lizard in Vegas, well...poor kid.
DeleteWhy in hell would Dakota "play along?"
Delete12:21, it's play ball and it's about Junker.
DeleteI don't think a better soap opera has ever been written.
DeleteOOOH!
DeleteMoney is in play?
As in 'How much $ will Duh require to pretend to be the daddy?' ??!!
This is too good!
I think the baby has Joey's eyes, though I do hope the baby daddy is some lounge lizard in Vegas so Bristol can't ruin his life.
DeleteIsn't it kind of hard to claim paternity with DNA results that say he is not the father and he has two lawyers involved? That sounds like some serious illegal shenanigans...
DeleteGoogle IM June 15, 2015 Joey was in the running from the get-go. If I were Joey, I'd leave the country. Stay tuned.
DeleteAnon12:21 same reason most people have played along with her crazyness. Money. Or threats. Or most likely a combo of both. I've heard B has a "very damaging" iPhone video of Dakota that would absolutely ruin his speaking career/military career. He is drunk and is screaming horrible things at her, saying "your just mommys little errand whore, your face and tits are almost as fake as your mother's", ect. (She had her boobs done after her 3rd kid but not bigger so just "perky", her word.....so her boobs aren't even fake)
DeleteSo maybe the threat of releasing that combined with the promise of a big pay day? I'm just guessing here, to be clear. Nobody has told me anything about why he might "play ball". Just my thoughts.
Also my aunt apparently said the documents would take 2 minutes to change in Photoshop if Dakota DID play along. So maybe another really horrible/obvious photo job is coming soon;)
I don't see how he can possibly "play along": the DNA results, even if not announced, will leak out.
DeleteI guess this issue will confirm that MALOE is the real thing, if this turns out to be true. It's not up yet anywhere else on the web.
I think Joey would be a good father, IF the bitch would let him.
DeleteI doubt Joey can afford good legal support and knowing what Bristol did to Levi, he should be worried.
Bristol will make his life a living hell, just like she did to Levi and Sunny and their two daughters.
Bristol will be even more vindictive if Joey does not want to marry her. I heard he has already moved on to a new girlfriend.
The Palin Mafia will have their cross-hairs on him for sure. I am concerned for him.
Thank you, MALOE! You're the BEST!!!
DeleteJunkers thin upper lip and straight across mouth.
DeleteSo, MALOE, what I hear you saying is, Bristol has a video of Dakota TELLING THE TRUTH.
DeleteHe shouldn't be afraid of that. It might even help him. Hell, I'll write him a check right now if he really said that stuff to Bristol.
Thanks Cuz,
DeleteBut I highly doubt that video would hurt Dakota, all he would have to say is that it was at the time he found out the pregnancy was farther along than for it to be possible it was his child. In fact the video hurts Bristol more than it hurts him.
@ 12:41pm
DeleteJoey is engaged, like most men after they are done with BristHo they start to appreciate honest, good women.
Would it not be extortion, though, to threaten to release a damaging video of drunk verbally abusive Dakota if he doesn't agree? There are laws against that. Seems to me he has competent counsel now and that there would be some protection against being publicly ruined if he doesn't play ball.
DeleteThere's nothing they can do to his military career--he's no longer on active duty. He's an honorably discharged veteran.
DeleteHe on the other hand could file blackmail or extortion charges over any threats regarding the alleged video.
Isn't it a BRIBE to pay him to claim a child that isn't his?
DeleteThanks, Maloe! You're awesome sauce through and through. I look forward to your posts every day.
Delete12:59 PM
DeleteI wholeheartedly agree. If MOH plays along, he's as big a putz as they are.
Bristol is hoping to snag some endorsement dollars. Her part time job as a medical assistant isn't going to keep her in Louis Vitton now than Sarah PAC is drying up
ReplyDeleteThose endorsements wont want her after this story breaks.
DeleteWhat's silver dangle coming out of Bristol's nose?
ReplyDeleteA good photographer would see that and move the subject to avoid that "oops.". Also place the product in clear view, not behind Bristol's arm.
So who is taking Bristol's photos? Piper?
So before she left for work, she said, "Tripp, honey, can you take a photo of mommy making a milkshake?"
ReplyDeleteAnd after she covered the baby up.
DeleteAfter she kicked out the guy in her bed.
DeleteBristol will be on a pole by the time she is 30.
ReplyDeleteYou're a hero MALOE. And you've given Gryphen a world scoop. Well done!
ReplyDeletelol.
DeleteWhy would Dakota "play ball"? Do they want him to clam the baby and pay child support, have visitation rights, any benefits for a MOH dependent and claim the child as a dependent on his taxes every other year and help pay for college?? Wouldn't this be illegal?
ReplyDeleteFor any military benefits it would be considered defrauding the federal government.
DeleteWHY would Dakota's TWO lawyers go along with this?
ReplyDeleteIf Dakota plays along, he'll never be free of the Palins. Don't do it, man!!!! Whatever dirt they have on you will be a temporary embarrassment. Palin scum is FOREVER.
ReplyDeleteAnd if the Palins blackmail him to "play along," that is SO illegal.
ReplyDeleteBut in the scheme of things, a photo of someone being very angry is not such a bog deal, even if he looks bad. Everyone gets angry. But not everyone lies about paternity.
I would have been angry too if I found out my fiancee was already pregnant with someone else's child and was trying to dupe me. That would be excuse enough for the angriest, ugliest photo. I think it would just earn sympathy for Dakota.
Its not even on the the net,yet. This will open a Big can of worms. Where there's. One lie..there's plenty more! Guess there's no $$$ coming your way for this one any time soon. Better find a product which doesn't promote Decieptful babymomma's looking for a $$$moh baby daddy.
ReplyDeleteGRYPHEN GRYPHEN GRYPHEN!!! How about weighing in here??? You've been silent about MALOE for some time now. This blogger seems to have some pretty interesting tidbits that seem to have been proven. What are your sources telling you? This is such good news. Please give us some of your take on all of this.
ReplyDeleteHey,Bristol,the Kardashians get real money for releasing selected photos of their new babies. You just put them out there. You should be getting more free stuff than a diet drink, a name blanket and a pair of baby moccasins.
ReplyDeleteSee, Baby North West already has her own line of designer clothes just like her mother. You can try to look like them, but I don't think it will happen. I never understood why people wrote comments that you might have a mixed race baby. Now that I look at your attempt to look like Kim, you probably wanted a mixed race child, just like hers.
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Dakota should record any conversations he has with Bristol. If she really does try to get to him "play ball," that's extortion and blackmail.
ReplyDeleteDavid Letterman called his blackmailer's bluff, and his career was fine. America LOVES it when someone admits their mistakes. We always give second chances.
Stay strong, Dakota!
It really doesn't matter if Bristol does have an iphone video of Dakota being drunk, swearing and acting badly. He has done it before. He attempted suicide. He claims that he has PTSD. Hey, Dakota, if you need a good excuse, try that PTSD card again. Sarah uses it to explain Track being drunk, disorderly, punching his girl friend and attempting suicide. What's new? Those are the kind of people who fit in with the Palin crowd. We have seen the Anchorage police tape of Bristol crying and swearing (while drunk) about her $300. sunglasses while neglecting her son, sleeping alone in a limo.
ReplyDeleteIf anyone want to forward this information to Dakota, please go right ahead. He should be a gentleman, wish Bristol and Sailor all best wishes and say that he was sad to learn that he wasn't the father. He would have so much liked to have been one.