Thursday, March 17, 2016

Oregon man goes on shooting spree inside his own home because, well "he had all these guns."

Image courtesy of Raw Story
Courtesy of KITV: 

Oregon City Police Department arrested Steven Scholz, 66, after they say he intentionally "shot up" his home Saturday morning. Police say Scholz fired his gun multiple times and its bullets hit neighboring houses and a parked car. 

"I figured I'd just shoot at random because I had all these guns," Scholz said. 

During a jailhouse interview, Scholz said he wouldn't have fired his gun if he'd known his neighbors were home. 

"Hurting my neighbors is the last thing I want to do," Scholz adds. "I love them guys, I would lay down my life for them. They have families; I have nothing." 

Scholz's next door neighbor Deanna Segura said multiple bullets went through her home and one bullet missed her son by about a minute.

The NRA urges everybody to buy as many guns and as much ammunition as possible because President Obama is coming to take our guns, and of course terrorists are lurking behind every bush, and then nothing ever happens.

So there you are staring at your vast collection of guns and piles of ammo thinking, "Well I have to do SOMETHING with it."

Makes perfect sense.

More guns in the hands of Americans means more senseless shootings and more people put in jeopardy. I don't know why this is so hard for people to understand. 


  1. Leland2:05 AM

    "More guns in the hands of Americans means more senseless shootings and more people put in jeopardy. I don't know why this is so hard for people to understand."

    It is probably because they don't accept your basic premise that "nothing ever happens". They will - and do - say that it just hasn't happened YET!

  2. Anonymous2:42 AM

    He looks like Bob from Twin Peaks.

  3. Randall2:58 AM

    The 2nd Amendment states, and I quote:
    "Any and Every fucking idiot gets to own as many guns as they want. It doesn't matter how smart they are or if they drink a lot or if they 'have issues' - whatever - they get to own as many weapons as they want. Automatic weapons, assault rifles, armor-piercing ammunition, explosives - don't matter - they get to have it as long as they're white folks and believe in GOD. (The REAL God, not the Jew god or the Catholic god or - shudder - the Muslin god)

    That's what it says in the Constitution.
    Go look it up.

    1. Anonymous4:47 AM

      You write really awesome snark Randall. Kudos!

    2. Anonymous6:30 AM

      Love me some Randall!

    3. Anonymous9:52 AM

      Brilliant! :-)

    4. Anita Winecooler4:00 PM

      Perfect! You're a gentleman and a scholar.

  4. Anonymous2:58 AM

    Is it just me, or does the guy look a lot like Killer Bob from 'Twin Peaks'?

    1. Anonymous4:04 AM

      Where's the One-armed Man? Help, Cooper!

  5. Anonymous7:38 AM


    1. Anonymous8:15 AM

      THIS >

  6. Anonymous7:52 AM

    This Bud's for you!

  7. A Superfan In Atlanta7:58 AM

    Uncle Gryph,

    I agree with you 100% on this one. This has been my theory all along to explain the so-called Trump phenomena.

    FOX News and the Republicans have had their listeners and viewers so tightly wound up with anticipation of the next Civil War (i.e., the American Apocalypse) that now they are all walking around with ammosexual blue balls.

    I swear, every time I hear them say they are angry and hurt, I immediately think this. I'm just wondering how long before the pain wears off?

  8. Anonymous8:52 AM

  9. Anonymous12:48 PM

    I don't see what the big deal is. He didn't hurt anybody, right? Even if he had, it would have just been an "accident." The authorities better not trample all over his 2nd amendment rights, and that they let him keep his guns. I'm sure he promises to be more careful next time, not that he was not this time.

    1. Anonymous4:04 PM

      Amen, and he's moving next door to you. Does homeowner's insurance cover ammo damage to real estate and personal property?

  10. Anita Winecooler4:11 PM

    I love my neighbors, I'd lay down my life for them, they got family, I got nothing

    Gee, what happened to his family? Anyway, he's going to jail, I'm sure he'll find someone to love. Desperate women often write to guys in prison, some even get married. They like the "bad guys". I'm sure he'll make lots and lots of close personal friends, play connect four and uno in the sunroom, get three square meals a day, and have their own personal preachers to save their souls.

  11. Anonymous4:50 AM

    Sounds evil, but the first bullet could have ricocheted into his brain and ended it right there.


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