Thursday, March 10, 2016

So now Bristol Palin is referring to her propaganda outlet as "snakes?"

From Bristol's post:

bsmp2dealing with 🐍's likeeeeeee ... good thing I have a blanket of protection from God and his will, will always be done 1Peter2:15 

Okay so it seemed pretty clear that Bristol's publicity manager has been using the Daily Mail as a propaganda outlet.

However from the post earlier today revealing some of the less flattering information in her ongoing custody case with Dakota Meyer, it appears that perhaps Dakota's lawyers have gone to them as well and changed the narrative.

Which I imagine is making Bristol feel a little exposed right now.

You know what they say, you live by the tabloid, you die by the tabloid. 

235 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:02 PM

    Her go to 'blanket of protection' should be a condom!

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    1. Anonymous3:03 PM

      True, true.

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    2. Anonymous3:56 PM

      Looks like the Daily Mail got tired of being cuckold and maybe did so investigation on their own? Snakes? In some circles snakes mean "hidden knowledge "a palin wouldn't know hidden knowlege if it was a snake and bit her ass! Also,too,
      sluts shouldn't expect a absent god to help her? Afterall if "god" was going to help anyone it would be the poor drug addicted kids she is popping out!
      This bitch makes me fucking sick! FOAD you selfish cunt!
      I thought nothing could be worse than sarah but her evil spawn IS so much more!
      Whore of Babylon SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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    3. Anonymous4:24 PM

      Anonymous3:56 PM

      You need to get some perspective. There are unimaginable atrocities, crimes happening in this world. This pathetic fool doesn't merit the level of hatred you are expressing. Her life has no effect on yours unless you want it to.

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    4. Anonymous5:09 PM

      Thanks for your sage comment 4:24pm. The hatred and misogyny expressed in the post made by 3:56pm is disturbing.

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    5. Anonymous5:21 PM

      Her life has no effect on yours unless you want it to.
      ***
      And you're here....because? You love the stool?
      or what?
      Why exactly are YOU here, unless you are defending her?
      Yes there are atrocities and what can we do about it?
      Yet the atrocity that is the palin family while BrisStool pumps out drug addicted babies her parents continue to harass and stalk around the country.
      Now people in AK could turn her ass in.
      And if PEOPLE in the lower 48 see the palins and want to turn them in nothing is stopping them.
      But again...Why are YOU HERE?
      You could be fighting "atrocities"around the world.
      I don't hate the stool. That's where you are WRONG! I don't give a rat's ass if her whole family disappears tomorrow.
      But I do hate how she is dropping FAS/DS/Drug addicted babies all over and I think MOH should get full custody of Sailor even if he isn't the dad, if he wants.
      She has been dragging him as the dad, and dragging his ass in the mud.
      I do hate her false 'godliness" when she chooses.But that is fakeXtian 'merica, and I do hate that.

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    6. Anonymous5:30 PM

      5:21- you are as dumb as a brick and your hatred over the top. look in the mirror. your vitriol is ridiculous. no, i am not a Palin fan. You make everyone look bad here. First, there are no FAS babies, period. Second, how do you know her kids are addicted to drugs.? There is enough to criticize without making up a bunch of BS..

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    7. Anonymous6:34 PM

      5:30pm

      Take a close look at it, that baby ain't right! Don't know if it's FAS but it sure has a lot of the symptoms, although it could just be the usual Palin Retard Syndrome.

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    8. Anonymous6:58 PM

      @5:21,
      Seek help, please. There is no rational reason to hate someone that you likely do not know or will ever meet. Your rant about FAS and drug addicted babies is pure baloney. As 5:30 said, you reflect poorly on everyone.

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    9. Anonymous7:51 PM

      I have been saying all along that this commenter has a personal grudge against Bristol. That is why she keeps ranting about FAS, herpes, mask, aftadark, etc. Very disturbing and very likely responsible for most of the extreme direction IM has taken lately.

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    10. Anonymous8:19 PM

      751 well with all the cats around here?
      to catch a mouse! hahaha

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  2. Bristol, I believe your God is a revengeful one also, so I'd be careful about claiming a "blanket of protection" unless I was real sure I was deserving.

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  3. Anonymous2:05 PM

    Blow it out of your ass you two bit hooch.

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    1. Anonymous5:31 PM

      You have less class than she does.

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  4. Anonymous2:15 PM

    1Peter2:15

    Is that referring to the time that her stalker will come back around?

    Oh wait, even he doesn't care about her anymore...

    Poor Stool Sample, she can't even manage to keep a stalker...

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  5. Gryphen, was that pic taken in Alaska, or when she was in HI? If Alaska, it's about time they send someone up there to get these pics. I hope her paranoia skyrockets to DefCon level! No one deserves this scrutiny more! Better late than never!

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    1. Anonymous2:43 PM

      Those pics were taken in Hawaii. Look at them in the National Enquirer - there are Hawaiian-shirt-clad people around her.

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    2. Anonymous3:35 PM

      This is the DM article when Bristol was said to be leaving Hawaii. It is dated Mar 9, Wednesday.

      I don't know if that is the actual date that picture was taken. It is how DM posted it.

      "Bristol Palin is headed home after enjoying a Hawaiian vacation with her sisters Willow and Piper and her baby daughter Sailor.
      The daughter of former Alaska governor Sarah Palin looked rested as she offloaded luggage including a baby stroller from the back of a SUV Wednesday."
      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3484613/Bristol-Palin-leaves-Hawaii-looking-rested-vacation-sisters-baby-Sailor-agrees-custody-arrangements-fathers-children.html

      Photography
      http://www.splashnews.com/
      http://www.splashnews.com/_customer/html/about.html

      This was posted on Bristol's Ig on March 9, 2016 5:26pm Alaska time. Sailor must have had a nice trip. She is not tired and past out like some babies when they have long travels.


      DM was nicer to Bristol yesterday. Today she is calling them snakes.

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  6. Anonymous2:18 PM

    "His will be done"?!? It says quite clearly in the 10 Commandments not to bear false witness, which the 'Stool has done numerous times in court, from "wwwaaaaah, I was ALL ALONE in the house in the WOODS with NO TELEPHONE and we were THREATENED" when she lives next to a hotel and her family compound had Secret Service men all over the place, to "Levi raped me in a tent, gimme MONEY!"

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    1. Anonymous5:32 PM

      relax... take a valium. getting worked up about nobody Bristol Palin is a waste of energy.

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    2. Anonymous8:20 PM

      uh oh disgruntled fired hired help!

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  7. Anonymous2:19 PM

    I love it when a scam...uh, uh...a plan comes together.

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  8. Anonymous2:21 PM

    There ya go, she is finally admitting that the palin KKKlan is a pit of vipers. Hoooohah!

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  9. Anonymous2:24 PM

    Bristol has the choice to take herself and her kids to a private social media account. She doesn't have to publicize every detail of her custody fights. She can choose to live like a normal person. Exploiting one's kids for monetary gain is disgusting.

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    1. Anonymous3:29 PM

      Hopedully Dakota will get the courts to stop her from using Sailor on public forums.

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    2. Anonymous3:37 PM

      That social media account is for promotion. Why would she want to be private while she is promoting herself and she wants to sell things? It is her job, a business. She is not so elite she can have private sales.

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  10. Anonymous2:24 PM

    "Dealing with snakes likeeee"

    What does that mean? I'm so old..

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    1. Anonymous2:55 PM

      same. my neice sends me texts like that. she spells it loveeeeeee. how are we supposed to say that? loveyyyyy? or looooooooooove?

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    2. Anonymous3:08 PM

      I think she is calling male's appendages "snakes" and she likeeees them?

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    3. Anonymous4:48 PM

      Bristol didn't do too good in spellin' or grammers or pronuncination.

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    4. Anonymous4:48 PM

      She likey the snakes.

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  11. So -- the court has now ordered that Dakota have regular visitation and shared custody.

    How about this: On one of his visits to Alaska, Dakota hooks up with Levi and they become BFF -- huntin', fishin', four-wheelin', doing all those guy things -- taking Tripp with them. Sunny introduces Dakota to another smart, talented, accomplished, responsible, drop-dead gorgeous Alaska girl like herself; she and Dakota marry and settle down in the Last Frontier. Sailor decides Daddy Dakota is a lot more fun than Mean Mommy . . . . ditto for Tripp who moves in with Levi and Sunny . . .

    And Bristol is left alone with her weight-loss shake, her shoes, Trig and Piper. And that damn dog.



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    1. Anonymous2:47 PM

      Your obsession with Sunny is really getting creepy.

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    2. Anonymous3:17 PM

      Well, there ARE her other kids, such as DWTS baby, plus the first baby she birthed.

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    3. Anonymous3:19 PM

      LOL

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    4. Anonymous3:41 PM

      don't blame the poor dawg.

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    5. Anonymous3:46 PM

      Stop being jealous, Bristol. You're ugly. Just look at yourself and compare with Sunny.

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    6. Anonymous4:00 PM

      Excuse me, 2:47 PM? Old Redneck is not obsessed. I do believe the obsession is yours with him. Smooches.


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    7. Anonymous4:18 PM

      He is the IM version of creepy VG.

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    8. Anonymous4:30 PM

      Bingo, 4:18pm!

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    9. Anonymous4:45 PM

      Bristol keeps talking about getting her kids better daddies. What they need is a better mommy.

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    10. Anonymous4:47 PM

      I've read just a couple of VG's comments. What a bunch of nonsense to think Old Redneck is anything like that piece of shit.

      Old Redneck is just fine. For some reason, his comments bother you a whole lot.

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    11. Anonymous5:18 PM

      Old Redneck is putting his neck out there by using a name. That is why he is being attacked. Today, it is his turn, because the other 'names' have not yet come up (Janice, Anita, Karen...)

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    12. Anonymous5:26 PM

      Anonymous4:47 PM
      The comments people bitch about are left over trolls.
      OR is fine. Its brissies kissass trolls at work.
      Speaking of Sunny, I saw a pic of her and she is radiant! So lovely, I wonder if she is pregnant again?
      She is so lovely,Levi was so blessed to fine her after that hellhag Brisdull.

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    13. Anonymous5:48 PM

      He even has his own followers of attack dogs and protectors jus like VG, ironically insisting he is nothing like VG.

      Hows the ticker Old Red? You fishing for any sympathy today?

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    14. Anonymous6:15 PM

      Why do you care so much?

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    15. Anonymous6:26 PM

      The resident flying monkey pit bulls obviously sink their teeth into any name they can get. Bullies to the core.
      Now who do we know who is like that...? Give me a minute, it will come to me...

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    16. Anonymous6:45 PM

      5:26pm
      I hope Sunny isn't pregnant again! Levi had mentioned on Facebook during the latest pregnancy that one of them was going to get fixed so no more surprises.

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    17. ya, i think these two guys would be able to hang out, they like to do the same stuff,

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    18. Anonymous8:00 PM

      5:48, one major difference between old Redneck and vg is that Redneck isn't asking for money via 'gofundme' and he isn't expecting us to make his house payments. He also doesn't blame the POTUS for his health or financial irresponsibility, nor does he quote the bible while spewing hatred for anyone who isn't like him. Just minor differences...

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    19. Anonymous8:25 PM

      @6:45
      One can always they will not continue to breed incessantly. I know I do.

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  12. Anonymous2:25 PM

    Common sense (which Bistol apparently does not have) would be to make her social media private, and quit speed dialing the tabloids. No one would know any of Bristols private business if she didn't play kardashian wannabe.

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    1. Anonymous3:03 PM

      I've been trying to tell Brissie, if she wants to be a Kardashian, she has to post looking-over-the-shoulder "ass" selfies.

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    2. Anonymous3:49 PM

      3:03 PM First she needs to borrow a butt.

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    3. Anonymous4:08 PM

      @ anon 3:49 pm

      Or have one installed.

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    4. Anonymous4:14 PM

      She could borrow Sarah's giant fake preg belly: could that be re-tailored?

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    5. Anonymous5:31 PM

      Anonymous4:14 PM

      She could borrow Sarah's giant fake preg belly: could that be re-tailored?
      ***
      They have fake butts in jeans now!?! And we've seen the fake "doughnut" butt on sarah and the "blowup" butt disaster!
      Speaking of the Stool the NE posted a very unflattering pic of her when she was preg on DWTS!!! G you should get it!!
      She looks like a fattened cow! Beefy!
      http://www.nationalenquirer.com/category/celebrity/

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    6. Anonymous5:38 PM

      @ anon 3:49pm
      Sarah has a fake butt she could borrow.

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  13. Anonymous2:25 PM

    Sunny's IG post yesterday had me scratching my head too. I can't imagine the hell Levi's life has been these last 7 years. Will we ever know the reason Bristol called it off the week before the wedding when she knew she was pregnant with his child?!

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    1. Anonymous2:56 PM

      2:25 Bristol did not know who the Daddy was and still does not know. Sailor has none of Dakota's genes.

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    2. Anonymous3:20 PM

      I think it's simple enough. Bristol lives in a cocoon where she can pretend to be a struggling single mom while lazing around taking selfies and shoppong. Life in Kentucky was probably just too real.

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    3. Anonymous3:31 PM

      Barstool couldn't handle living a wholesome life in rural Kentucky. Her drug dealers were back in AK so off she went.

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    4. Anonymous5:35 PM

      Life in Kentucky was probably just too real.
      ***
      Brissie could of been first lady of KY. MOH has a highway/street named after him. He is a Big darn Dill in KY.
      I'm sure he will enter in politics and brissie will be sorry she burned that bridge.
      I didn't think MOH had smarts but he has shown to be a stand up honest guy and willing to do the right thing.
      He has stood strong under fire of guns and trolls!?
      I am beginning to like him and glad she didn't get her hooks in him.

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  14. 66gardeners2:26 PM

    Bristol needs to read about reaping what you sow and quit pimping her children.

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    1. Anonymous5:48 PM

      Well, Todd is a pimp.

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  15. Anonymous2:29 PM

    What does that mean? Daily mail is like tmz in that it stalks court records all over the us to create drama. Has no relation to truth about anyone. Just overblown tripe.

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    1. Anonymous3:19 PM

      Well, I'd say Bristol's actions create drama. What do YOU call it when someone sleeps around, gets pregnant, gets engaged, moves to Kentucky, breaks engagement, leaves Kentucky, goes back to Alaska, goes on an RV trip, has baby, and gets sued for custody?

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    2. Anonymous3:40 PM

      That is their job. You don't have to like it, but it is the work they do. This type of thing did not start with the Palins. The Palins need to learn about the facts of life.

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    3. Anonymous4:44 PM

      It certainly does have a relation to the truth unless you think they are posting false court records.

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  16. Anonymous2:29 PM

    Bristol, l-i-s-t-e-n c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y.

    You, and you alone, are responsible for the choices you have made, every last one of them. Yet you purposely made yourself a public figure, while you begged for privacy, and still continue to put yourself out there. You know what that's called? Crazy with a capital K!

    You will never be a Kardashian, much as you'd like to be, you'll always be known as the girl that simply could not keep her legs together. Okay? Are we clear on this?

    The best thing you COULD do is make all your accounts private, focus on your children, and DO something with your life. Seriously! You owe it to them; they didn't ask for what you're putting them through. For their sake alone, PLEASE grow up!

    You're only mid-twenties, there's plenty of time and you can do it but YOU have to decide to make the change permanently. Until you do, you will be ridiculed with good reason because you do not even come close to what you profess to be, and bible quotes? Please.

    It's not rocket science, Bristol. Do it.
    For your children and for YOU.

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    1. Anonymous2:58 PM

      Very wise words, 2:29.

      How insane Bristol just HAS to have the "last" victimhood word and pulls out Peter - " For it is God's will that by doing good you should silence the ignorant talk of foolish people."

      Shut up Bristol! You are only damaging yourself and your children! You are not the victim!

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    2. Anonymous3:39 PM

      How does she see herself as doing any "good." True, after she has babies she manages to keep them alive and that's doing good, but in so many ways she is destructive and hateful and out to make others miserable and she is always selling herself and her children. She doesn't do any good in terms of making the world a better place. Even her blog on a supposedly religipus site is filled with mean-spirited hate. I can't believe Patheos doesn't tell her they don't want her on there. She sees herself as a good person because she lives in the Palin bubble where all the Palins treat one another well, but everything about her outside of that bubble is pure ugliness.

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    3. Anonymous3:43 PM

      I'd personally like her to go away and learn down the road that she actually found such self-confidence and faith that she did make something of herself.

      I certainly don't see that happening given the "mother" she has.

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    4. Anonymous4:29 PM

      Like she gives a sh!t about an anonymous opinion

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    5. Anonymous5:00 PM

      That's the point, 4:29 PM.
      They are reaping what they've sowed.
      God DOES get back to you.
      Some call it "karma."

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    6. Anonymous5:42 PM

      I can't believe Patheos doesn't tell her they don't want her on there.
      **
      Nancy French & her husband and others founders of Pathoes...

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    7. Anonymous6:12 PM

      As long as it's lucrative, Nancy will be all over it. This isn't for their god, it's about the money. Every last one of them.

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  17. The face is a mirror to the soul.

    And Bristol's face in these photos . . .

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    1. Anonymous4:14 PM

      ...is artificial. I'm guessing her soul is manufactured, too.

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    2. Anonymous4:56 PM

      I've been struck by how dead/blank her eyes look in every picture she posts.

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    3. Anonymous5:38 PM

      She's really not very smart and very shallow.

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    4. Anonymous5:53 PM

      That's why she always wears sun glasses? To hide her lying eyes?

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  18. Anonymous2:32 PM

    As long as they are promoting her version, publish and publish big. When they start publishing the truth, they are snakes? That is her in the photo, right? Oh, I see, the problem is she didn't control this photo. Poor Bristol, she may be losing her to touch with the media and also, too, an Alaska judge who believes in fairness. She can no longer do and say what she wants - the judge has spoken. Isn't that what Sarah said - I can do what I want until the courts tell me I can't.

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  19. Anonymous2:33 PM

    Will there be official court records, indicating paternity when that has been established by the court?

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    1. Anonymous2:55 PM

      The Alaska Courts will consider that paternity is not an issue where the Complaint and the Answer both say who the father is. (see p.10 of this guide: http://www.courtrecords.alaska.gov/webdocs/forms/dr-415.pdf )

      If the documents we saw on the Daily Mail are legit, then Dakota stated in the Complaint that he thinks he is the father. And Bristol stated in the Answer that Dakota is the father.

      At this stage, Dakota would have to petition the court to address the paternity issue. He could do this if he completes his own private DNA test while he is spending his time with Sailor and that test indicates that he is unlikely to be the father. The court would then likely order a court-mandated DNA test to establish paternity. The standards for such a test are high - including properly documented chain of custody of the samples - such that the results should be indisputable. The test would only show that Dakota is either highly likely, or highly unlikely to be the biological father. Of course, it cannot identify who the father might be, if it concludes that it is highly unlikely to be Dakota.

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    2. Anonymous3:52 PM

      Dakota can just go on without the DNA test. He can establish himself as the father. After years, if he wants he can bring out the DNA issues. Since Bristol named him as father and he paid the bills and visits the baby like a father. He could probably hold up in court as the father even without being DNA.

      He may want a baby and is willing to do something like that since his family is already enmeshed with Sailor Grace.

      Bristol will get some of the benefits she wanted out of Dakota. She will just have to share and work out certain matters with him. If she is unable, the court will tell her what to do and decide the best interest of the child.

      All it would take is a truth teller in Bristol's inner circle to let the court know how good or bad of a mother she is.

      There are mothers so bad that a concerned friend or father figure could end up with full custody.

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    3. Anonymous4:42 PM

      If Dakota isn't the father, Bristol will throw it in his face as soon as it's advantageous to her.

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    4. Anonymous5:46 PM

      The court would then likely order a court-mandated DNA test to establish paternity.
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      THERE ALREADY WAS A COURT ORDER!
      From Dakota.
      Bristol submitted that results of her DNA test.
      How was that accepted by the court? I can't believe if his attorney is not pushing for DNA!?

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  20. Anonymous2:41 PM

    I wonder, if those pics actually come fom from the Daily Mail or from the National Enquirer? Seems like the NE is claiming that they took the pics in Hawaii.

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    1. Anonymous4:24 PM

      It says Splash News on the pictures.
      http://www.splashnews.com/

      Daily Mail may just buy them and not know the actual date they are taken, unless they have a reason to be accurate.

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  21. TwoBlueJays2:45 PM

    From the earlier post... I wonder if it has occurred to Bristol that Dakota's lawyer is a woman, and therefore probably more than passingly familiar with female functions, including pregnancy, birth, and lactation. I'm not saying or speculating that she has ever experienced those things personally, but as an adult woman the odds are good she has. And she will be able to immediately see the bullshit in every story Bristol tells Dakota or the judge. And act accordingly. In the most legal sense of the word. He couldn't have better representation for this type of case.

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    1. Anonymous2:51 PM

      ...And in true Palin form, Bristol won't think her lies through and will walk directly into open traps she set for herself just like her mom.

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    2. Anonymous3:13 PM

      http://www.hglawfirm.net/Attorneys/Kimberlee-Colbo.shtml

      One of her specialities is "family law" so even if she is not personally familiar with lactation schedules then I'm rather certain that she's done a fair amount of research on the topic.

      She also litigates for insurance fraud, which is a bonus in this case as well.

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    3. TwoBlueJays3:27 PM

      3:13, you are right on both points. I wish Ms Colbo all the luck with this AK family. I do feel sad for Dakota - I wonder if he wants to be a dad so badly that he is willing to take on a child that might not be his. He seems to have been raised right. Where I grew up we called that 'good home training'.

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    4. Anita Winecooler4:05 PM

      I got an idea that would help Bristol immensely, build a pipeline from Canada to Tennesseestan just so her breast milk can get to Sailor.... better yet, Baby Daddy can do what Bristol does, use off the shelf baby formula and stop the baby mama drama.

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  22. Anonymous2:47 PM

    For what it's worth, I don't know if Dakota or his team needed to go to the Daily Mail for the latest order in his favor. Per Alaska Court View, someone purchased copies on 3/9, the day the order was entered. I presume that was someone on behalf of the Daily Mail.

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    1. Anonymous3:35 PM

      And today, someone else purchased copies (or purchased copies of another document).

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    2. Anonymous3:37 PM

      Yep. They order them by phone.

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  23. Anonymous2:52 PM

    I don't particularly care for Dakota, but when it comes to Bristol, I support him 110%. I do ohpe that he sees his daughter and creates a long lsating relationship. This may in some ways be the best thing to happen for Dakota. It may give him a new purpose in life other than hanging with the guys. I see him being the adult in this situation.

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    1. Anonymous3:37 PM

      Uh, hello, plenty of men with children still "hang with the guys" it's not an "either/or" type thing.

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    2. Anonymous4:00 PM

      I agree. Dakota is a putz and a small-time grifter, but he seems to really want to do the right thing and any parent deserves to know his or child child (barring extreme circumstances).

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    3. Anonymous4:05 PM

      Just because Barstool has no friends ( expect one porn ho) it doesn't mean Dakota has to end his many friendships.
      It is normal for adults to have friends and hang out with them.

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    4. Anita Winecooler4:07 PM

      Me too, but after the photo of a gun in his bed, I'm not cutting him too much slack.

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    5. Anonymous6:11 PM

      You are right, he should have at least two guns in his bed, if not three. Backup is your best friend.

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  24. Anonymous2:53 PM

    "good thing I have a blanket of protection from God" - well, at least you got that going for you........ good luck with that

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    1. Anonymous3:55 PM

      Bristol lies, she worships Satan and won't admit it. She is a charlatan.

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    2. Anonymous4:04 PM

      I hope she understands that the "blanket of protection" she boasts about is not free rein.

      Man oh man, that bunch may have "read" The Bible as they claim, but they certainly have no comprehension skills.

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    3. Anonymous5:38 PM

      There's no such thing as Satan.

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    4. Anonymous6:10 PM

      By the way, the original meaning for the word 'satan' was 'obstacle', and 'satan' made his/its first appearance in the tale of Balaam and his donkey/ass. 'Satan' was the angel with the flaming sword that was blocking Balaam's way, only he couldn't see it, but the donkey could!
      I remember reading that in Pagels' Origins of Satan.
      M from MD

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  25. Anonymous2:57 PM

    I've now read ten different translations of 1Peter 2:15, and none of them has any relation to the vague "blanket" quote from Bristol.
    What that section does say is that God says you should be good, and thus those who are unbelievers may change their ways by seeing how you behave yourself.

    This has absolutely nothing to do with Bristol's circumstances, except for the fact that she thinks she's a victim and is "doing good" and getting criticized for it.
    She has to twist herself into knots to try to make that Biblical verse have anything to do with her devious behavior.

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    1. Anonymous3:36 PM

      She's functionally retarded and her parents hoped against hope that they could purchase an engagement ring and finally shove her off to another state, with a man that might actually keep her.

      Surprise, no man wants an MRF around his neck, especially one with expensive taste and a lack of birth control knowledge.

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    2. Anonymous3:53 PM

      Just how and where is she doing good? By insisting that the poor dope, DumbkotAH is the fall-guy for whoever is the real father of her latest bastard? (And yes, bastard is the correct, Christian, word for an out-of-wedlock child. Ask any evangelical pastor!

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    3. Anonymous7:06 PM

      Wow 3:53, you must really hate a newborn, but what anyone says (pastor, or not) it only speaks of your true character when you call Sailor a bastard.

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    4. Anonymous7:44 PM

      7:06 I think the use of "bastard" in relation to Bristol's kids is more a reference to Bristol (and Sara's) hypocrisy.

      If they want to pretend they are all Christian like, then they have to accept the Christian version of aspects of their lives.

      And the Bible and many Christian sources refer to children out of wedlock as "bastards."

      The Palins choose to cherry pick the parts of Christianity they feel will benefit them at the moment. And ignoring the parts they don't like.

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    5. Anonymous7:58 PM

      7:06: Tell that to Huckaby. He is the one who said this on national TV. Inconvenient truth, eh?

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  26. Anonymous2:58 PM

    She is laughed at universally, the law of the land is mocking her lies, she is losing every fight, she has nothing worthwhile to look forward to in her future...

    That's no blanket of protection, that's being completely exposed with nowhere to hide. She needs a blanket of protection against her own ego because pretty soon if she doesn't stop putting her children on the internet, her address is going to be posted online. Bristol thinks nobody can find her because her house has been in her family for years and is in the name of not very close relatives. But Bristol Palin has always been slack, self-obsessed and completely clueless.

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    1. Anonymous4:54 PM

      Not true! There is plenty to look forward to. There's Mary Kaye, Amway and so much more.

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  27. Anonymous3:02 PM

    Jays -- Is Dakota's lawyer a woman or are you surmising it could be so? I do hope it is!!

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    1. Anonymous3:20 PM

      Dakota's lawyer is a woman.

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    2. TwoBlueJays3:28 PM

      I'm basing it on her name, Kimberlee Colbo. I haven't googled her (yet).

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    3. Anonymous3:32 PM

      On Alaska Court View, Kimberlee Colbo is listed as his attorney.http://www.hglawfirm.net/Attorneys/Kimberlee-Colbo.shtml

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    4. Anonymous3:34 PM

      Kimberlee Colbo, Dakota's Alaskan attorney:

      http://www.hglawfirm.net/Attorneys/Kimberlee-Colbo.shtml

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    5. Anonymous3:49 PM

      Yes, she is a woman. If you go to Alaska Court View and search for the case, you will see his attorney of record. Then you can google her.

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    6. Anonymous3:58 PM

      She's a woman.

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  28. Anonymous3:03 PM

    When Bristol returned to Alaska after calling off her marriage to Dakota, she wrote that being pregnant was a huge disappointment. Then she asked for privacy for herself and Tripp. Instead of remaining private, Bristol plasters her private life all over the internet because, you know, she's also a public figure.

    She doesn't need to be public. Bristol has done nothing to warrant being in the public eye. Bristol hasn't had a lame reality show or a ghost written book to plug in quite a while. Nancy French writes her blogs. Bristol is famous for nothing.

    It's simple. If Bristol doesn't like people writing comments about her, maybe it's time for her to close down her social media and start learning how to be a good mother to her growing family.

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    1. Anonymous3:42 PM

      No reason to think she's going to listen to good advice. She generally sneers at it.

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    2. Anonymous4:03 PM

      'cause she wants dat money. Each post=her income. Privacy but Payme Palins.

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    3. Anonymous7:18 PM

      i still think she is working him like she did levi, and wants to marry him, trap him, and get a bigger payout at the divorce. the comments he shared about her leaving makes me think this is a matter that is being discussed. also, her decision to contest his visits when she was not able to be included. sarah did leave that door open when she talked up the BBQ...

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  29. Anonymous3:04 PM

    If The Stool could stay away from those "trouser snakes" she'd not be going through such drama right now and could be living her life as a normal, childless, 25 year old woman just enjoying life instead of what she's doing now.

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    1. Anonymous4:02 PM

      Ewwww! I'm reminded of the trouser snake in that pic of Sarah standing next to a fan! Ewwww!!!!!!

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  30. Anonymous3:05 PM

    I cannot get over how much Tripp resembles Sunny and his oldest little sister, Breeze. It's uncanny! That has to eat at Bristol!

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    1. Anonymous3:33 PM

      Well, this latest one looks like her old face, which should make her happy! No chin, weird eyes, and crazy messed up eyebrows.

      She finally has one that looks like her, although I always thought Trig strongly resembled her too.

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    2. Anonymous4:08 PM

      It IS a funny coincidence and I find it a very striking resemblance.

      I used to wonder how Tripp could look so un-like either of his parents, until I saw a photo posted of Levi's mom....one photo in particular when she was much younger...and she does look very much like Trip, so I guess the genes skipped a generation. And the woman he married looks so much like his blonde and very blue-eyed mother. (these observations are apropos of nothing, just amusing)

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    3. Anonymous4:24 PM

      I don't think Daily Mail has been on anyone's speed-dial in this case. They know any Palin stories are easy click-bait so they publish any tidbit, and I DON'T think their stories have been flattering to Bristol. And, comments are about 99% negative of BP.

      If anything, I think they have subtly been inclined toward Dakota's position. Many of their stories since "the birth" have noted that Bristol had never named a father and often concluded with a reference to the fact that THAT hospital photo (the one sent to Dakota) seemed to show an earlier birth-date. I personally don't think that date was legible to anyone, but was surprised that the DM seemed to infer that the child may have been born a month earlier.

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  31. Anonymous3:08 PM

    As long as they publish her made up crap, they're okay. If they deviate into the truth, they're snakes. I see.

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  32. Anonymous3:10 PM

    As a public service announcement I feel the Wasilla Police Department should deploy digital signs entering Wasilla stating Bristol Palin is in town and might have her legs open.

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  33. Anonymous3:11 PM

    Bristol, honey, you're not fooling anyone. We know you love and seek out the attention.

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  34. Caroll Thompson3:13 PM

    Bristol, if you stop posting your life on the internet, you will have no problems.

    Your welcome.

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    1. Anonymous3:48 PM

      Really. Why, with a full-time job (supposedly) and two children and family and friends to spend time with, does she always have to be on the social media and publishing her life? She should have no need for extra income and should have very full days and no time for this public life.

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  35. Anonymous3:39 PM

    OK Bristol, here is the dill. You can still turn this "lemon into lemonade".
    Get away from your (mother) family. Now!
    Give up the kardashian wanna be career aspirations. Now!
    Focus on the well being of your beautiful children.Not your selfish needs/wants.
    Then everything will fall in place.
    Show everyone just how special you are.
    Do you understand? Hey I'm talking to you!
    Look me in the eyes.sheez

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  36. Fortuna3:39 PM

    Oh Brussels you are just steaming you didn't get your way. Now that your family has shown the drunken, drug addict, fist throwin, foul mouthed, wife beater hillbillies that they are tell us what you think of your daddy's prostitution business? Tell us about your best friend's involvement in that business. Tell us the real relationship between the Paolettis and the Palins. Tell us all about the witness protections that you have been sheltered with and for God's sake close your legs and stop popping out babies. How many children do you have now? Oh yeah and stop gping with your mom to harass that lady in New Orleans haven't your family done enough to her already? Oh yep that's right Boys Will be Boys.

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  37. Anonymous3:42 PM

    HA! It's funny how that woman believes the GOD only protects HER! Like she's the chosen one or something. SMH

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    1. Anonymous4:45 PM

      God's blanket!

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    2. Anonymous5:32 PM

      Yes, and "so thankful for my kids" like that was some sort of accomplishment because other mothers aren't thankful for their kids. Bristol is still such an awkward girl.

      When will we see you in church, Bristol? There's one very close to where you live, if you're sick of driving.

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  38. Anonymous3:44 PM

    No worries Bristol. Just get right back out there and keep living your life publicly and fight everyone on the internet. You have rights as a very famous star and it's about time you sue the entire internet! Don't retreat! Reload!! ha ha ha You truly are the gift that keeps on giving and don't know when to stop until a judge tells you when. You go girl! Keep on doing what you do best - don't listen to anybody except mommy!

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    1. Anonymous4:34 PM

      Are you the same person who keeps posting open letters/comments to Bristol? Just go to her sites and post it already.

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    2. Anonymous5:33 PM

      3.44 PM that laughing out loud that I just did has made me feel good enough to relent and do the vacuuming. My rugs thank you.

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    3. Anonymous7:30 PM

      5:33 Wanna vacuum my floors too? They sure could use it and I want to spend a bit more time reading all these great posts.

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  39. Anonymous3:44 PM

    OMG LMAO only the tundra twat would take that horrible picture of herself and make a collage like that ha ha. Did you do that while you were at 'work' today after your 'much needed vacation' haha. Barstool you are so pathetic.

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    1. Anonymous6:50 PM

      These pictures showed up on National Enquirer so I doubt that she took them. They published them and she is pissed because she doesn't like anybody publishing pictures except of her choosing.

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    2. Anonymous7:20 PM

      I was wondering what that was about. So vain to constantly putting up photos of yourself at 25 years old.

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  40. Anonymous3:46 PM

    Someone else mentioned how pale she looks after being in Hawaii. Well, she had on a visored hat and sunglasses the whole time. Surely she had on suncsreen too. Poor Sailor surely had sunscreen, but that was it. No other protection. In one beach pic it looked like Sailor's head was turning pink from sunburn because idiot Bristol hadn't thought to protect her fair skin where her hair grows and is still thin and coming in. In the pic Bristol posted today with Sailor and Tripp, Sailor's forehead is showing but that's it. I'd like to know if that baby got burned or not.

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    1. Anonymous5:36 PM

      Babies that age shouldn't have sunscreen put on them. Hopefully, Sailor was in the shade the whole time (when Bristol wasn't exploiting her).

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  41. Anonymous3:48 PM

    But Bristol, you've always LOVED seeing your face in the tabloids. If you don't like it get a job and sue them. Here's a thought - you could live your live privately, make your instagram private, etc. Can't have it both ways sweetie pie.

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    1. Anonymous4:01 PM

      She can't sue since they are telling the truth.

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    2. Anonymous6:06 PM

      Just like Mommie Dearest and Tawd don't sue people they threaten to. Because it's TRUE!

      Wake up, trolls.

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  42. Anonymous3:54 PM

    She's just one cheek swab away from being exposed as the ho she is.

    Bring it on.

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    1. Anonymous7:18 PM

      I imagine she is drinking he woes away at this point. Maybe we'll get another brawl or at least some drunk texts.

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  43. Anonymous3:56 PM

    Dang! Bristol looks terrible! What happened to her.

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    1. Anonymous4:02 PM

      She changed her natural look with zee plastic surgery.
      She has no character and has lost her soul. Oui?

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    2. Anonymous6:05 PM

      So young to be so hard looking. A shame she messed up her natural looks.
      M from MD

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  44. Anonymous3:58 PM

    Why would god waste time putting a blanket of protection around a young woman who has broken so many Commandments?

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  45. Anonymous4:10 PM

    I am confused, why does she have a problem with these photos and the “bikini with her kid on the beach”, “bikini with her kid in the pool” bikini with her kid and her sisters” were OK?

    Is she calling them snakes for posting photos that she didn’t sell to them?

    What does God have to do with tabloid photos? Seems like God is busy with more important things than Bristol and tabloid photos.

    Maybe the problem is the content of the article, the TRUTH can be a problem, especially when it contradicts your lies.

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    1. Anonymous4:26 PM

      The moral to the story is If you desire a private life don't publish photos for the world to seem or to show someone up!

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    2. Anonymous4:41 PM

      What does God have to do with tabloid photos? I can see a new product for Bristol to sell, the God blanket. Remember the blanket with Sailor's name on it? Well, the same people could print blankets with Bristol's God as your protection blanket statement. Then, when you go outside, cover yourself with the blanket so no one can see who you are. All that they will see will be a figure shrouded and covered with biblical sayings. Protection from prying eyes and cameras!

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    3. Anonymous4:41 PM

      Is she calling them snakes for posting photos that she didn’t sell to them?


      I think that is pretty much it. I don't think they are to print anything about Dakota's side of the matter regarding the child he thinks is his.

      It would have been simple for Bristol to say that Sailor is not Dakota's baby and she would do the DNA tests. Also vice versa.

      Bristol would not multi print a photo of herself that she did not like. She likes the photo but can feign she is put off that they took it and she has it printed again.

      She did not like the truth in the article. Palins have to control everything and one of the ways they do it is by being so good with the lies.

      Calling them snakes is the only thing her team of idiots could think of. Boy that must have really burned DM....hahahahaha.....

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    4. Anonymous4:42 PM

      When Bristol arranges the photo and poses, it's OK. When she is caught unaware, snakes!

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    5. Anonymous7:29 PM

      Wasn't it Daily Mail that caught $arah leaving her "hot yoga" pic which was so bad that she had to recreate it in her driveway? "This is what I really look like." LMAO. Like mother, like daughter!

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  46. Anonymous4:10 PM

    The girl is obviously mentally ill. We, as a society, really must raise mental illness awareness. She could be the next spokesperson for Borderline Personality Disorder.

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    1. Anonymous7:02 PM

      Not mentally ill, just a retard.

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  47. Anita Winecooler4:19 PM

    Hi Brissy! I heart you so much! You're so courageous with your blanket from God, does he put out sheets and pillowcases, bed ruffles, duvet covers and bullshit like you spew? And could you please let us in on what stores carry his brand?
    You likeeeeee emoji snakes? Medusa likeeeee'ed them lots too! And you think YOU have bad hair days?????
    Grow the hell up, you're supposed to be a role model for your children. This Kardashian wannabe crap will get you nowhere. Sure you both are riding on your last names, but at least she can spell hers correctly, and her dad was an accomplished lawyer. Not a Pimpeeeeee "married" to a dried up warthog.

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    1. Anonymous4:38 PM

      Robert Kardashian defended OJ Simpson, knowing he killed two people. Not even close to your foolish Litmanesque accusations against Todd Palin.

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    2. Anonymous5:06 PM

      4:38 PM You must have some evidence from the OJ trial that the prosecutors never saw. As for Todd Palin, he has never denied being a Pimp and Sex Trafficker. You must be the one who washes Todd's washcloths. Get lost, Palin troll.

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    3. Anonymous5:34 PM

      He was as accomplished lawyer. There's no denying that.

      And every defendant deserves good representation, even those accused of murder. Or perhaps you think defense attorneys should only accept clients they know are 100% innocent. How unAmerican of you.

      (It's amusing that Malia gets under your skin to the degree that you would actually come to the defense of Todd Palin)

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  48. Anonymous4:40 PM

    Why the looong face, Bristol?

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  49. Anonymous4:41 PM

    I think it was her mother's idea to throw in the breastfeeding thing to weasel out of letting Dakota spend unsupervised time with the baby. I think it's obvious Bristol is not breastfeeding. I don't see how a breastfeeding mom can only nurse at night. I breastfed my kids and sometimes just looking at them or hearing them cry would cause major leakage! How does Bristol deal with that on a daily basis? Is it even possible to have that kind of breastfeeding schedule? Maybe other moms in the know can help me understand if it can even be done.

    The other thing is I went to the Daily Mail to read their article and there was a video of Bristol, Sailor, Piper and some other woman coming out of a restaurant in Wasilla. Then for the heck of it I watched another one they had lined up with the police interviewing Kory Klingmeyer and I may be late to the party but I'd never heard that one before. He was adamant about pressing charges for the repeating slugging she did. I could hear Bristol wailing in the background. She sounded like an 8 year old girl crying on the playground about other kids who were mean to her. Unbelievable. These Palin people are the biggest bunch of buffoons ever.

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    1. Anonymous5:23 PM

      Barstool is too lazy to breastfeed. Hell, she can't even read the directions on a can of Enfamil and make her own bottles for Sailor. She has to have the ready-made disposable bottles. Lazy lay about fraud.

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  50. Anonymous4:46 PM

    I think Bristol was feeding photos to the Daily Mail and selling them while she, Piper and Willow had a good laugh about how it paid for their vacation. It's really quite funny how it all kind of backfired.

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    1. Anonymous7:07 PM

      Did they visit with Trackmark and his bruised female at the rehab facility?

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  51. Anonymous4:47 PM

    Next time she should try a different kind of protection as God's will doesn't seem to prevent pregnancies.

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  52. Anonymous5:03 PM

    Hey Brissy, that's no blanket. God got tired of looking at your messed up life and threw a tarp over you.

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  53. Anonymous5:39 PM

    Carry a fire extinguisher, girrrrrlfriend. If that bush starts burning and talking, you got problems.

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  54. Anonymous5:43 PM

    Is Dakota paying child support now?

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  55. Anonymous5:52 PM

    Holy crap they all go back and forth so much it's put a creak in my neck!

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  56. Anonymous6:03 PM

    @ Anonymous4:34 PM - So you aren't familiar with the concept of snark?

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  57. Anonymous6:32 PM

    Aww, those Palins, playing the "god" card when things don't go their way...just when you think they can't be any more moronic they start to talk about their fucking sky fairy...idiot.

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  58. Anonymous6:39 PM

    I'm confused. Did Bristol send that photo of her unloading the SUV to the tabloid or did some papparazzi ?

    In either case, it looks like she is going for the Virgin Mary look sans makeup, no aviator glasses, no weird hairdoe, and no fish lips or gang signs.

    If Bristol is trying to clean up her image, it's way too late.

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    1. Anonymous7:38 PM

      No. Someone else snapped it and sent it out. That's why she's so mad about it.

      She didn't control the situation and is having a hissy fit because things are not going her way.

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    2. Anonymous8:06 PM

      She is just pissed that they caught her w/o makeup and $300 sunglasses.

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  59. Anonymous6:51 PM

    This is why I despise that entitled ugly bitch. Blanket of protection for a demon spawn, I don't think so.

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  60. Anonymous7:10 PM

    Bristol don't pay attention to all the haters. They know not what they do.

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    1. Anonymous7:33 PM

      Yes we do. We are not haters, we are CALLING her on what she does. I hope she turns it around, I truly do, because there asre children involved and she's too immature to raise them properly.

      Are you good with that? I am, and the courts have agreed.

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    2. Anonymous8:04 PM

      Woo Hoo!
      Confirmation that Bristol lurks here.
      WHY is that, Brissy?
      You made 'em, take care of 'em.

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  61. Anonymous7:20 PM

    Might we all remember, for the God's blanket stuff, $arah wrote that letter from God himself UGH about the birth of Trig that she shared, and then promptly ignored him when she really could have sought help for him. The issues he suffers to this day because of her neglect after he was no longer useful to her.

    "Pass me a baby. Not the retarded one."
    God's blanket, Bristol? PLEASE.

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  62. Anonymous7:36 PM

    O/T only slightly.

    Am I the only one who gets confused when people use DM for Daily Mail? It's also for DM the so-called baby Daddy.

    It's easy to figure out once I know the context of the comment, but my first response to a DM is Dakota.

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  63. Anonymous7:42 PM

    Bristol don't pay attention to 7:10 PM. It knows not what it suggests.

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    1. Anonymous8:13 PM

      Earth to Bristol and "friends":

      Stay off of IM and pay attention to your kids.

      WHY are you here?
      Hate the truth?

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  64. Anonymous8:04 PM

    Bristol doesn't think ahead. She admitted that. Never thought ahead either in her pathetic attempts to look like Kim Kardashian when basically all she's become is completely unrecognizable as a Palin/Heath.

    It's gonna chap her ass as Sailor grows and no one will EVER be able to say to Bristol, "Oh, your little girl is so cute. She looks just like YOU." Instead they'll be saying she looks just like her Daddy!!

    You wait Bristol. It's coming!

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  65. Anonymous8:14 PM

    Fuck you Brissy, you faux Christian.

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  66. Anonymous8:15 PM

    Silly Putty Pale Face

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