Courtesy of The Daily Beast:
In case you haven’t noticed, this presidential election is a shit show, and it’s devolving into, well, whatever is worse than that. So when the folks at Bad Lip Reading dropped this gem of a faux Cruz campaign ad, it’s almost believable that the senator from Texas would smile and say, “I’d like to stick garden gnomes in this building,” or “if there’s one thing our country doesn’t need more of, it’s goose diarrhea!” Which is true, but still.
I think my favorite part is the hint at the end that Heidi Cruz is cuckolding him with some guy named Herbert Spinecki.
I doubt that any of us would blame her if that were true.
Let's face it Ted Cruz has the kind of face that makes your stomach start to churn when you look at it.
And that was before we all saw him eat a booger during the debate.