Monday, March 14, 2016

There now exists in the world the "Donald Trump has tiny hands" SuperPAC. Sure why not?

Courtesy of Crooks and Liars:

A spokesman for the SuperPac, Henry Kraemer was interviewed by KATU News. He said the following: 

"A lot of people have voiced concern about giving a man with Donald Trump's experience and temperament the nuclear launch codes. We are not sure if it means anything to give him the launch codes, because we don't know if his stubby little fingers can push the buttons down all the way. 

If we cant trust him about his hands, which any child can see are tiny, what can we trust him on? If you can't trust a mans handshake, how can you trust their word?"

I might usually consider this a little undignified concerning a presidential candidate, but this is Donald Trump and he invites this kind of ridicule himself.

Besides it's the kind of thing he might feel obligated to respond to publicly and that just makes it all the more entertaining.


  1. Anonymous5:06 AM

    While I don't like cruz, I appreciate his remark that people should only be asked to pledge allegiance to their country not a candidate.

    1. What you need to appreciate about Tailgunner Ted is that he's the actual threat which Donald Trump in reality only appears to be.

  2. Anonymous5:10 AM

    It makes me physically sick to hear trump happily declare ruining lives of people who disagree with him

  3. Anonymous5:31 AM

    I hope that when trump decides to be less combative and congenial, that no one forgets.

  4. Anonymous5:56 AM

    No one seems to remember the Reagan quote "trust but verify." When candidates are against the media, they have something to hide. Also, remember the rules of invasion; control all media.

  5. Anonymous6:20 AM

    Is this a case of Bratflueneza or What? This clown professes to own everything in the world and has ties to everything in the world and he wants to become dicktater in chief? Really? And his first amendment rights have been denied? Really? This guy is celeBRATy deluxe narcissist from hell. Goodness sakes.

  6. Anonymous7:08 AM

    Is anyone else bothered by what appear to me to be very feminine hand gestures Drumpf constantly uses? What other men do you know or observe who hold that index finger and thumb together in an O, constantly, when they are speaking? Over and over he creates that configuration with his arm outstretched.

    The ongoing spreading of the arms to take up more space is a power gesture used in speaking to emphasize the strength of the speaker and command attention.

    These behaviors are not present in other male speakers, and I do not see female speakers using their "pinkies" to emphasize their points by making little "O"s all the time.

    Weird, and though I do not watch Drumpf if I can help it I am aware of what seem like feminine gestures every time there is a news clip of him.

    Disgusting! Maybe he is all talk and femininity reigns inside that blustery countenance.

    1. Anonymous4:33 PM

      Not really, but now that you mention it, Melania takes long strides when she walks, and has hoooooge hands compared to the rest of her overly botoxed, sliconed and injected natural body.

  7. Here's what our allies and partners around the world think of the front-runner for a major political party.

    These are scary times and these international cartoons are reflective & funny, but Trump's supporters are now apostles in their secular veneration of this Rich (not bought out) Strongman who legitimizes and incites revenge for their long-held anger at feeling dismissed & mocked by both political parties and government in general.

    When I see cartoons of Obama as an ugly monkey, it doesn't change my admiration of his Statesmen-like grace & accomplishments despite grinding Congressional opposition -- it just makes me wonder how regressives can see him & his Presidency so differently. Well, I suspect it's the same for the "other side" -- cartoons like this only make Trump's widening-as-we-speak base more entrenched in their opinions, and, I presume, even angrier than their current default position.

    Great laughs & exposes at the expense of the GOP via clever late-time comedians only come from the choir to the choir: do progressives watch TV shows dedicated to "destroying" the Democrats? Do you watch Fox News, listen to right-wing radio, follow right-wing websites? Didn't think so. So how can the right be reached with reasonableness and facts (which they insist are Liberal Lies)? Beats me.

    The Left is convinced the Right-Wing is entrenched in Epistemic Closure -- holding fast to beliefs rooted in a false and insular reality despite compelling outside evidence to the contrary. To continually point this out is not getting us and the world anywhere, IMHO. Bernie's "side" is just as passionate. We need to fight fire with fire.

    The future is easy to predict: Just like today, only amplified.

    Buckle up. There will be blood.

  8. Anonymous8:05 AM

    O/T $arah appearance has been cancel in FL.

  9. The SuperPAC I created months ago, "Mexicans for Trump," has not received any donations at all.

    I can't understand why.

  10. Anonymous11:52 AM

    Trump complained the protester the old guy cold-cocked was giving the crowd the finger. It would be great if protesters did do so, but not the usual one. Instead, salute Trump with the little finger in salute to the "big" man.

  11. Anita Winecooler4:39 PM

    Where's the hand tracing, MR Trump? And while you're at it, where's Melania's citizenship papers, birth certificate, and breast implant serial numbers? While you're at it, where's YOUR AKC papers, sire and bitch included?
    "What's juice for the goose is juice for the gander" Former GOP Frontrunner with skid marks in his temple garments because he lost to YOUR President Obama.


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