Is Donald Trump afraid to fall down and go boom?

Courtesy of the Daily Mail:

The pictures went around the world as a sign of the ‘extra-special relationship’ between Theresa May and Donald Trump – shots of the pair holding hands at the White House. 

But yesterday a much less tender explanation emerged for the encounter – that he was clinging on to Mrs May for support because he has a morbid fear of stairs and slopes. 

As Mrs May continued to bask in the success of her visit to the White House, a senior source suggested that the President suffers from a condition known technically as bathmophobia. 

The source said: ‘He hates heights where you can see the ground or sharp inclines even more than germs. He particularly dislikes staircases and his biggest nightmare of all is a dirty stair rail. 

They added that he did not have a problem at Trump Tower because ‘he is always in that gold elevator’. But even that is not without its risks for the tycoon: he reportedly will not press a ground-floor lift button because it is the most frequently touched and therefore riddled with germs.

As I stated earlier I am more prone to believe things leaked about this president far more than anything that they officially say to the press.

However watch this video at the 8 sec mark and watch as Trump seems to hesitate or stumble, grab May's hand, and then in two seconds hastily release it again.

That does lend some support to this theory.

There was apparently another source who stated that they had not noticed Trump having any difficulty with stairs, but used as proof the fact that it was not listed on his medical report put out by that crazy ass doctor of his.

However if this is true, it WOULD help to explain this:

 Let's face it the guy is such a psychological mess would this REALLY be too crazy to consider true?

It almost looks as if he is considering it.

I swear this is the strangest, most entertaining, most exhausting, most terrifying election cycle I have ever experienced.

You think you get to a point where you are calloused to the lunacy of the political season, and then somebody adds a Donald Trump to the mix.

There now exists in the world the "Donald Trump has tiny hands" SuperPAC. Sure why not?

Courtesy of Crooks and Liars:

A spokesman for the SuperPac, Henry Kraemer was interviewed by KATU News. He said the following: 

"A lot of people have voiced concern about giving a man with Donald Trump's experience and temperament the nuclear launch codes. We are not sure if it means anything to give him the launch codes, because we don't know if his stubby little fingers can push the buttons down all the way. 

If we cant trust him about his hands, which any child can see are tiny, what can we trust him on? If you can't trust a mans handshake, how can you trust their word?"

I might usually consider this a little undignified concerning a presidential candidate, but this is Donald Trump and he invites this kind of ridicule himself.

Besides it's the kind of thing he might feel obligated to respond to publicly and that just makes it all the more entertaining.