Monday, May 02, 2016

Ted Cruz suggests that young heckler should be spanked.

Courtesy of Politico:  

A youthful protester who interrupted his rally late Sunday evening should get a spanking, Ted Cruz suggested to his audience in La Porte, Indiana. Such a punishment, he added, would have gone a long way in changing the behavior of Donald Trump. 

“All right, apparently there’s a young man who’s having some problems," Cruz said, as the young heckler shouted, "You suck!" 

Cruz responded, "Thank you, son." 

“Children should actually speak with respect," he continued. "Imagine what a different world it would be if someone told Donald Trump that years ago.” 

“You know, in my household, when a child behaves that way, they get a spanking," the Texas senator remarked, echoing similar comments he made in January in reference to Hillary Clinton, suggesting then to voters that they should "spank" the former secretary of state at the ballot box for her handling of the 2012 Benghazi attacks. 

Why do I get the idea that Ted Cruz is really stimulated by the idea of spankings? 

Just like a dominionist to believe that corporeal punishment is the way to control the behavior of children. 

Respect is earned, not beaten into a person.

You know the more I learn about creepy Ted Cruz the more I worry about his daughters.

Oh and by the way that kid's not wrong. Ted Cruz does suck.

49 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:40 AM

    Spanky!

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  2. Anonymous8:42 AM

    Ted would benefit from a therapeutic beating, too.

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    1. Anonymous2:45 PM

      An intense therapeutic beating ... repeated daily until his morale improves.

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    2. Naw. He'd *like* it.

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  3. Anonymous8:42 AM

    I know a school principal who is a mandated child abuse reporter. She says Ted Cruz's daughter sets off warning bells, in her opinion. If Ted was a parent to one of her students, she would report him.

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  4. Hence, the "finger flick" from his daughter.

    http://www.marketwatch.com/story/ted-cruzs-awkward-hug-with-his-daughter-highlights-iowa-challenges-2016-01-31

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    1. Anonymous10:54 AM

      That's the one he bragged about spanking earlier in the year. A real sick fuck.

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  5. Balzafiar8:51 AM

    "Why do I get the idea that Ted Cruz is really stimulated by the idea of spankings?"

    But only when he's wearing his tiara and heels. He really gets off on it then.

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    1. Leather tiara?

      Do they make Naughty Monkeys in his size?

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  6. Anonymous8:52 AM

    He is sooooo creepy. And his children do not seem to be happy.
    Beaglemom

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    1. Did you see the clip of Carly Fiorina fall off the stage? Those girls as they came out from behind the curtain look odd for sure; but maybe they are just young and scared in general.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6g6Emv3Oc0

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  7. It's time for Cruz and Sanders and Cassock to drop out. It's only May and I'm exhausted of this election already.

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  8. This picture scares me. All the time.

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    1. Anonymous2:36 PM

      Reminds me of the church lady from SNL.

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  9. PalinsHoax9:11 AM

    I wouldn't be surprised if the motto in Ted's household is:
    "The spankings will stop when morale improves."

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    1. I saw a pirate-themed bandanna in Key West printed with the slogan, "Floggings will continue until morale improves." I chuckled and shuddered, all at once (possibly a first!), having survived a childhood and youth peppered with nonstop domestic violence.

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    2. PalinsHoax7:09 PM

      Mrs TarquinBiscuitbarrel, I am so sorry to read of the sad experiences of your childhood and youth.

      Kudos to you on surviving them.

      I've read your comments on many articles and have always enjoyed your wit. Thanks for your contributions!

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    3. More like "The spankings will continue until Daddy is president."

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  10. Anonymous9:21 AM

    The person Cruz most wants to get a spanking is himself.

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    1. Anonymous10:14 AM

      How many of his prostitutes are dominatrices?

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    2. Are Diaper Dave and Ted Cruz two bros wit different hos10:23 AM

      Does Ted have anything in common with David Vitter?

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  11. Anonymous9:22 AM

    Famous Rebiblican Quotes:


    Cruz said. "You know I'll tell you, in my house, if my daughter Catherine, the five-year-old, says something she knows to be false, she gets a spanking."

    He added: "Well, in America, the voters have a way of administering a spanking."

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/01/09/ted-cruz-spanks-his-daughter-and-republicans-are-a-ok-with-that/


    I wonder if Ted gets all wee wee'd up thinking about what happened to John McCain and Sarah Palin in 2008?

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  12. Spanks his daughter for lying omg from mr liar in chief

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  13. Anonymous9:49 AM

    Ew. Creepy Ted Cruz Is Obsessed With Spanking

    http://crooksandliars.com/2016/05/ew-creepy-ted-cruz-obsessed-spanking

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  14. Anonymous10:51 AM

    Cruz support vanishes like mist; like miserable, stinky mist

    http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/5/2/1522204/-Cruz-support-vanishes-like-mist-like-miserable-stinky-mist

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    1. Anonymous11:01 AM

      So Ted's not a solid #2 anymore?

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  15. Anonymous11:26 AM

    "Hey baby, I love you so much and I’d like to spend the rest of my life with you. You’d kiss me. I love that, you know I do love that. You know what? When I stand behind you and I put my arms around you, and I put my hands on your breasts, and I put my hands on you ... and pull you real close ... Hey, I love that too, putting my hands under you.”

    “I love you. I love to talk to you. I do ... But baby, lemme tell you what we’re gonna have to do tonight: Start locking the door. If we’re gonna do what we did the other day, we’re gonna have to start locking the door.”

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    1. Anonymous12:58 PM

      Isn't that what the married guy from Alabama said to his mistress,the Governor or something? It was not Cruz, that's for sure.

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    2. Mr. Appalachian Trail?

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  16. Anonymous11:36 AM

    "“You know, in my household, when a child behaves that way, they get a spanking," the Texas senator remarked,..."

    So if you spank them every time they behave like that it means that spanking doesn't change their behavior and most likely only serves to satisfy your needs.

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  17. Anonymous11:37 AM

    O/T, but in Bristol's latest IG pic it looks like poor Sailor has inherited the wonky eye.

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    1. Anonymous12:58 PM

      That baby does not look happy, that's for sure.

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  18. jkarov11:49 AM

    Very fortunately, this fanatical Christian Ayatollah named Cruz will never be President, and can look forward to being a defeated loser, like his lying little lapdog iCarly.

    Cruz would be the worst possible President, barring someone like the execrable Idiot Palin or the unctiously awful Santorum.

    I hope the DC Madam's John list has Cruz on it, and that his alleged cheating on his wife is proven.

    That would take him down in the eyes of the evangelicals, and would damage him enough to prevent him from running forever.

    Nearly every one of the 17 Repub candidates back in October 2015 were insisting that "God told me to run".

    How's that working out for them now?

    http://www.chadrigney.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/CYM-jSvWsAA7_-M.jpg-large.jpg

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  19. 66gardemers12:23 PM

    Looking forward to seeing Cruz's name on the DC madam's list.

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  20. Anonymous12:38 PM

    I am also a mandated reporter, and after seeing numerous pictures of Cruz's very unhappy daughters, I would definitely be visiting with them to find out what's really going on.

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  21. It will probably be about 10 years before his daughter writes her "tell-all" about creepy Daddy!

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  22. Is it any wonder the girls refuse to hug him?

    I'll bet Ted would like to give that heckler the spanking personally. Probably has his own personal leather strap he carries with him.

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    1. Anonymous3:21 PM

      I loved it when his daughter was trying to flip him in the face. I say take Ted to the woodshed and let his kids cut the switch to beat him with.

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    2. Anita Winecooler3:58 PM

      Kids know instinctively when someone's a slimy idiot.

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  23. Anonymous1:10 PM

    And if he's 18, he's not a "kid" he's a voter and an engaged one who should be treated with respect, Teddy-boy will find, to his detriment.

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  24. Anonymous1:38 PM

    Cruz may not be the Zodiac Killer, but maybe when the DC Madame's list comes out, we'll find out that he was into S & M, what with all of this spanking talk.

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  25. Anonymous1:49 PM

    And how will he punish Heidi for saying that he's an "immigrant"? Something tells me she knew what she was saying although his campaign people are tripping over themselves clarifying her statement.
    Beaglemom

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  26. Anonymous2:22 PM

    He is one creepy pathologically lying dominionist POS. Daddy told him he will be a king in a theocracy. Spooky family at multiple levels.

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  27. Anonymous2:37 PM

    That demonic look picture of Cruz reminds me of the close up ,demonic look of Palin
    after the 2008 loss while she is telling
    someone that she did not want to go back
    to Alaska. Faces side by side.

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    1. Anonymous2:52 PM

      I remember that one(the look of pure evil).

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  28. That picture is beyond CREEPY. Motherf*cker looks like a serial killer.

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    1. Anonymous7:10 PM

      Yeah, just like THE ZODIIAC KILLER! !!!!!

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  29. Anonymous3:15 PM

    He's a control freak and a flaming hypocrite.
    He lies incessantly about everything Obama has done. He is one evil thing.

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  30. Anita Winecooler3:54 PM

    Yeah, Ted. And when someone falls off a stage in our family, someone stops to help them up. Carly, his running mate and nanny, made her best attempt at "Crowd Surfing" and fell to the floor as Ted, Heidi, Katherine and progeny were introduced as "the next President, first heidi, and two girls"

    http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/video/2016/may/02/carly-fiorina-falls-off-stage-ted-cruz-event-video

    Don't worry, anyone. There was no damage to the stage or floor and no one broke a nail.

    I can watch this on a loop all day. Reminds me of "The Blunder Years" with Gerry Ford.

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