All our families' hearts are filled with love for Dakota, Bristol, Tripp, and Sailor Grace. It's been a rewarding and interesting ride this past year - but these two sure do love an adventure! As their biggest supporters, we're stratospherically happy it's happened, amidst running a little late! Like they said, the foundation of their new life together is built with hard work and God's grace, so they can't go wrong - their future is as bright as Alaska's midnight sun.
- Todd and Sarah Palin
Well it looks like the Wasilla Wendigo finally got the war hero in the family that she always wanted. (Sorry Track you remain, as always, the family disappointment.) And gee it only took her a little less than a year to pull it off.
And of course Bristol used the traditional family technique for landing a man, she let him knock her up. (Maybe.)
So the question now is exactly what does the mother-in-law from hell have planned for Dakota and his new ball and chain? (Because you goddamn well know that it's something.)
By the way I went hiking with Dennis Zaki today and he is convinced that Bristol and Dakota sold their marriage story to ET which is why only they had exclusive shots of the couple.
In other words they plan to take a page out of the Kardashian playbook and profit from media attention as much as they possibly can.
So for those calling for these two to go and live their lives privately, boy do I have some bad news for you.