All our families' hearts are filled with love for Dakota, Bristol, Tripp, and Sailor Grace. It's been a rewarding and interesting ride this past year - but these two sure do love an adventure! As their biggest supporters, we're stratospherically happy it's happened, amidst running a little late! Like they said, the foundation of their new life together is built with hard work and God's grace, so they can't go wrong - their future is as bright as Alaska's midnight sun.
- Todd and Sarah Palin
Well it looks like the Wasilla Wendigo finally got the war hero in the family that she always wanted. (Sorry Track you remain, as always, the family disappointment.) And gee it only took her a little less than a year to pull it off.
And of course Bristol used the traditional family technique for landing a man, she let him knock her up. (Maybe.)
So the question now is exactly what does the mother-in-law from hell have planned for Dakota and his new ball and chain? (Because you goddamn well know that it's something.)
By the way I went hiking with Dennis Zaki today and he is convinced that Bristol and Dakota sold their marriage story to ET which is why only they had exclusive shots of the couple.
In other words they plan to take a page out of the Kardashian playbook and profit from media attention as much as they possibly can.
So for those calling for these two to go and live their lives privately, boy do I have some bad news for you.
I don't know what is going on behind the publicity scene but Sarah linking to ET is an indication it is not good. And she is an alleged politician and Briss has her own LLC publicity firm. tee hee.
ReplyDeleteFuture - Where Ya At? Well evidently they owe some 'hired help' money for 'services'!
DeleteBristol and Dakota need to stop pimping their children to influence their celebrity, and get a real job.
ReplyDeleteWell, sure, like either of them has any marketable skills. If not this, they'd be left with a sharpie and a piece of cardboard and a plum spot along a freeway off-ramp. Even that would be too taxing for either of them. These are not decent, honest people so it should never be presumed that they would do anything honorable like holding down real jobs.
DeleteHe could write a book....
Delete"All the Wives I've Hidden"
Now he is going the opposite and has a wife that will be one giant advertisement for his business of self promotion. All fake and lies.
Why did Dakota Meyer lie to Bing West?
DeleteThree and one half hours up and post has barely 100 comments. Maybe Gryphen should have included that he knew this all along but couldn't say anything because of his "sources".
Delete2:23 Said " If not this, they'd be left with a sharpie and a piece of cardboard and a plum spot along a freeway off-ramp."
DeleteI was speed reading and thought you were talking about those cardboard, life-sized stand up things.
So I thought: One of those cardboard versions of them would be a lot more entertaining and a better conversationalist. At least the cardboard would listen and not think of itself or try to talk about itself the whole time.
Giggling to myself...
Who cares, no one.
ReplyDeleteAh the "who cares" troll.
DeleteHere is a helpful hint.
If you really did not care you would not click on a link to leave a comment telling people you do not care. Because, of course, you would not care enough to do that.
Instead when you leave a comment like this it signals to others that you care desperately, but do not want others to care enough to take the time to criticize the people you ABSOLUTELY care about.
Bullshit Gryphen! I'm not the other commenter, but some 8 yrs after Sarah first burst onto the scene and then rapidly burned out, is a pretty long time to be reporting on a near daily basis about her kids and the kids' personal troubles. It's only interesting in the same way that a train wreck is. Even Sarah has not been politically relevent for years now and no one can reasonably expect her to ever be so again.
Delete2:16
Deleteyet you are so emotionally involved in all things Palin. I love that Gryphen allows troll posts as opposed to the pee pond. Suck on that fool
2:16
Deleteyet Bristol and Dakota sell their story to E. Tell them yourself they are not relevant.
I'm with 'who cares'.
DeleteYour analogy of 'who cares' falls flat Gryphen. Palins are boring, meaningless people. So they can sell a d-list tabloid pic 2:28, big deal. If I could make easy money selling a tabloid pic I would too.
A lot of your long term readers are tired of the Palins, and even more tired of the Palin obsessed wackos that these posts attract.
By the way, your line "So for those calling for these two to go and live their lives privately, boy do I have some bad news for you." is also total BS. The very people who claim that as their wish, actually spend all day waiting for the next instagram or facebook post so they can scour it to death. These people are so consumed they wouldn't know what to do with themselves if the Palins disappeared.
Jump on wackos.
While she's mostly non-relevant, like a hydra, Her Nastiness has to be pounded down like a whackamole wherever she raises her putrid head - even if it's just her lips attached to T.Rump's rump.
Delete2:47 stated, "A lot of your long term readers are tired of the Palins, and even more tired of the Palin obsessed wackos that these posts attract".
DeleteI am a long time reader and I don't try to speak for other readers. How do you know the wishes of anyone but yourself?
I still don't understand reading a thread, if you truly "don't care" about the subject matter. I call BS!
2:47 PM Go jack off at c4p where they enjoy your stupidity.
DeleteBravo 2:47, Bravo!!! The Palin obsessed cannot see themselves for who they are, Gryphen included. Actually, it's very sad in many ways.
Delete1;54 and 2:47
DeleteYou really should be going to the Palin and Dumbkota FB and blogs and telling them that yourselves. Don't tell us what to care about or not care about. Who do you think you are? Why does it bother you that we might care. I would also like to point out that "long-time readers" wouldn't be long-time readers if they were tired of what he posts on his blog. Geez you two are really numbnuts. Leave people you don't know (us) alone and spew at the Palin blogs.
3:23 pm +++++++++++++++++++++++++++
DeleteAttention to all "No One Cares" commenters:
DeleteThe fact there is a Trump Dumpster fire in the 2016 presidential race is conected to the fact that Sarah Palin was picked to be VP in 2008 y the republiCON Party.
She matters, because she continues to be a symptom of the cynical bullshit of the party that gave the USA Ronnie Raygun, Shrub Bush, Dick Cheney and endless war in the middle east. They also tried to sell us presidents Jeb!, Mitt the Shitt and Rick Santorum among others.
***** I'm with 'who cares'. *****
DeleteWrite an epic novel about it.
Bwahahaha
Meh. How long you gonna ride this dead horse of a family Gryph?
DeleteGryph provides Palin posts for fans or haters to get their statements out.
DeleteWhat I will never understand, because I know he monitors messages, is why he still allows Palin comments on a topic having nothing to do with them.
C'mon, Gryph, there's a lot of us here that want to talk about something else besides this tribe 24/7. Would you please allow us that?
Until the most obsessed of the obsessed, our own GinaM, weighs in how will I know what to think?!
Delete4:28 you give her too much credit. None of those republicans you mentioned (the ones still alive anyways) would even even enter the same room she is in these days. Gimme a break.
DeleteWe come to IM for PayMe posts. We come in the hopes that constant revealings of this lying, hateful, hypocritical family will one day take $arah down by showing the world what a total vicious fraud she is.
Delete4:28 PM
DeleteYes.
And now the Marine Corp allegiance to Valhalla dud is about all that is left to save the face of the Republican Party. Because Sarah Palin spawning. She was so proud to be a major destroyer of the GOP. Now she will slip into oblivion, if she can't do another reload.
There are not that many rich Trumps for her. If there were I doubt the GOP is ready to make those mistakes again. She has the disabled Trig who was not aborted and she has her military cred.
A desperate person and their soldiers will do anything as they seek power and are blind to most everything but their own obsession. Sarah has always sold herself along with her family, they are a family values unit. You can't really separate them. Although she will sever a kid like Track Palin and find a replacement. They will admit he is sick as long as they can blame someone else.
Observation: they are trying to shut you up!
DeleteProblem: it won't work this is AmeriKKKa!
I'm with 3:28.
DeleteThe fact that Sara Palin is even asked her opinion says that someone sees her as, at least, clicks on their websites.
Sara should not have been asked about anything this political cycle, yet she was promoted as some great speaker for Trump, who has no reason to even be this far along in the process.
Sara's nomination in 2008 is a low point in our democratic process. I thought that was bad.
But here we are 8 years later and we have an even worse candidate being the Republican candidate for president!!!!
Sara is part of the political problem in the country. She made it OK to abuse, disrespect, threaten, speak bigotries, and elevated fools to be seen as "respectable and even presidential."
I want to know what she and her crime ridden family are up to and to stop them if I can.
So, yes, I'll stay here no matter what the trolls or non-trolls say.
Yes 6:35, you are going to obtain all your 'facts' from a Palin hating blog filled with Palin obsessed stalkers, of the Palin 'crime family' lol, and STOP them IF YOU CAN!
Deletelolol.
You should also check in with SPHASH abd Litmans blog to make sure you have a full factual picture of this crime family lol.
Pray tell, what are you going to do to stop them?
7:00 6:35 here.
DeleteGuess what. I am fairly well rounded in terms of reading lots of blogs, and I would never even think of getting my FACTS from just one source.
I am an Alaskan of more than 30 years and have a stake in how the Palin drama turns out.
I do my best to "stop them" by correcting people who repeat the Palin lies as if facts. I've learned to even by polite and interesting while doing so.
Figure the more Alaskans who know the real story, the fewer who would ever fall for the false narratives.
We see that in Alaska, not many people post online in favor of the woman and her family.
It didn't used to be that way.
Also, I make a point to correct inaccuracies here when I see them. We regulars have our jokes and key words and memes, but when someone posts something that is not accurate it's good to correct it.
We may come across as a bunch of crazies to you, but we want the truth and don't want to be accidentally perpetuating someone's confusion.
Or some "outsider's" misdirection.
Such as yours which calls some of us "Palin obsessed stalkers." Most of the regulars are no where near fitting into that description.
Maybe you should just go somewhere else. If you don't like what's here, why come? Except to try to stir up crap and you ain't stirring nothing 'cause we won't give you a spoon!
Good riddance!
Which one of you "No One Cares" trolls is posting as Pluto over at teh ADN? (You cain't spell abstinence neither!) Bristol never got paid to be an abstinence advocate?
DeleteBWAHAHAHA!!!
"Her position as spokes person for abstenance while rather humor filled was not paid."
http://www.adn.com/alaska-news/2016/06/09/bristol-palin-marries-medal-of-honor-winner-who-is-father-of-her-2nd-child/
Devian Delver 9 hours ago
I highly doubt this means she’ll get her funding back for what was the most hypocritical stance on abstinence. What a joke!
Pluto 3 hours ago
What funding? Her position as spokes person for abstenance while rather humor filled was not paid."
wha???
"Apparently, the organization was only able to find $35,000 to grant to charities from the $1,242,476 donated from the public. Meanwhile, the young Ms. Palin managed to pull in a $262,500 paycheck for her role as an ambassador for their teen pregnancy prevention campaign in 2009."
http://www.forbes.com/sites/elisadoucette/2011/04/06/bristol-palins-compensation-seven-times-candies-foundation-donations-to-charities/#31872f5545e7
Don't Get Mad @ 7:38pm....
DeleteYour shit got posted...now what??
LOL!!!
For fuck's sake. We have a functionally retarded girl who has had 4 babies out of wedlock now wedded to dude who had to join the military because there is nothing else for retarded boys just out of high school to do.
DeleteLet's just be happy that these two fucking morons found each other. They made FAS/Herpes baby and it is no longer a bastard and well, they will go on to reproduce a bunch more fucking morons just like the Cletus's at the beginning of "Idiocracy".
Bristol might even be lucky enough for her god to bless her with another Trig, he works in mysterious ways, as I'm sure you all know ;-)
Let's all be happy for them because they will fill the jails with their spawn and keep special needs classrooms full and receiving federal dollars and keep the military running with the non-retarded ones, with their 2.0 grade point averages, enlisting and honoring the tradition of killing innocent civilians in foreign countries.
A hospital wrist band marked "11-4-15," no mention of a father throughout the 'disappointment-cum-planned' pregnancy. No acknowledgment of a pending grandchild from Sarah for months. A 44 year old woman 26 hours in labor with her fifth live birth, 10 hours on airplanes. No birth certificates then, now, ever... Track's astonishing resemblance to a young Curtis Menard.
ReplyDeleteAm I really expected to believe anything this family says?
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DeleteWell, if they told you they need moar money and fame would you believe that?
DeleteI wonder if she will take his last name or keep Palin?
ReplyDeleteShe has to consider all the marketing angles.
DeleteI am sure Bristol will keep her “famous” trademarked name, after all who would want to be know as Bristol Meyer :) and then she has to spend more money to trademark the new name.
DeleteWith this group, who knows if they are even LEGALLY married, anyone can put on ring and take photos. I would have expected photos with him in uniform to sell or maybe they are waiting for higher bids.
Marketing what? Anything Palin used to be BIG time. When I saw it on TV, after already knowing, it was "in other news."
DeleteLOL bristol myers squibb is a giant pharma company. Let's just call them Briskota
DeleteOf course they sold it - the family attorney told the reporter to go check ET's "really exclusive" story (that he probably negotiated) for more info, and Sarah linked to it on her FB (like she agreed to do, in that same contract, for $).
ReplyDeleteNext pic will have shake drink in it, and maybe a Delta Airlines hat, you watch).
Speaking of foundations - cough - so what is Sarah's latest 'mindgame' to play in the Valley of the Dead?
ReplyDeleteCould it be a new house on a lake? Too bad it will be Repo'ed and sold! Oh what will ol Sarah do now?
Sarah is going to rebirth Track and he will come back as single handed saving Lybya from ISIS one week. After that there will be more hero stories as he is still her combat vet and she must prove his value for Trump.
DeleteTrack did it all in spite of President Obama, you know he supports Hillary.
Sarah wants the whole family at the RNC convention for her next historic event.
Family unity.
Track and Jordan have to be re-birthed by the convention. If Trump drops out, Sarah will step up.
The lake is dead. Dead Lake, Alaska. Don't breath the toxic air around there.
DeleteWell someone is blaming John McCain for the RNC debacle! That sounds like Sarah to me!
DeleteI have been anxiously awaiting your assurances that these two nutcase aren't going to attempt to take Trip to Ky. Please let us know as soon as you know anything.
ReplyDeleteLol. Why, what are YOU gonna do about it if they petition the courts to do so?
DeleteGood question 2:39 pm. Why do your care so much Lindsay?
Delete2:39 PM Are you Bristol's lawyer, or are you a Palin defender troll?
Deleteyeah they should all MOVE to the lower 48!
DeleteThese 2 show there's someone for everybody and these two certainly deserve each other. Congratulations Dim and Dumber. How's that Junker kid ?
ReplyDeleteMoh and Ho.
DeleteD'OH.
DeleteWho the heck composed the ring shot? What 'pro' device is under Dakota's hand? Why is Bristol's hand so ghastly?
ReplyDeleteThat pale, veiny paw with pudgy fingers looks a bit green. Bristol has a looooooooooong way to go before getting Kartrashian level selfies.
Too stupid and lazy to even snap a decent pic. No surprise.
I know nothing about guns or holsters but wonder if Dakota is "carrying" on his Hawaii honeymoon?!
DeleteIt's the console of the car they are in. Basically this blessed event called for a selfie. Wonder if they went to the courthouse in Anchorage? -sjp
DeleteThey both need to lay off the drugs, poor diet and booze. Neither look their age. They are seriously used up from their lifestyles.
DeleteBristol is addicted to filters and she still looks unhealthy.
You never know about the Japanese. It is better to be safe than sorry if you are Dakota and thinks they will do a little pay back and drop a few Hiroshima and Nagasaki atomic bombs.
DeleteIn all fairness, I think it is a decent enough picture, they both look good. You shouldn't let your seething jealous hatred inhibit rational judgement.
DeleteThere she is grabbing him again in a strong grip. Maybe he is being held hostage? :)
Delete3:06 Oh, puleeze - seething jealousy? He is a dumb hillbilly, who just married the used up whhore of Wasilly. What in the HELL would they have for anyone to be jealous of? ANYTHING?
DeleteI am with it is a ghastly shot.
DeleteThe first time Sarah paid her DC photographer to film the ring and it is hard not to compare. One was a pro but that is how it goes when you do this deal a year later and you sink lower than shabby.
You would think the family loving couple and their families would be so happy that they would have a better announcement, engagement and wedding than before. So right off this whole deal looks like a poor con job.
I have seen many down home type of beautiful simple yet classy wedding settings. This thing they are doing is awful all the way around.
Sarah bought the bigger ring for her daughter and she was so proud of herself. Now their public will see both versions and it is natural to compare. They act like Kardashians, they will be treated as such. May be it is a good pay off for them?
It is a fugly display for this couple.
You would think the family could have managed to pull it enough together to be there with them and put on a better show.
How can Sarah be worthy of performing with Donald Trump? The great showman.
Nice pic.
DeleteThey can have any kind of wedding and pictures they want 3:40, they don't have to impress you.
Frankly, a more downplayed and casual ceremony is pretty typical of couples that split before big planned weddings, that later reconcile.
@3:06 PM YOU SHOULDN'T LET YOUR CHRONIC TROLLING HABIT CONTROL YOUR EMPTY LIFE.
DeleteLol 3:59, easy there tiger.
DeleteDon't get so mad just because you've been called out.
3:54 PM
DeleteIf they want to sell anything they do need to impress the public and the businesses they are soliciting.
This is not a piece in the society section. they are not sharing their little family events.
It is all about sales. As long as the public buys it they will achieve their goals.
They can look cheap and trashy and be dumb as rocks as long as it sells.
to 3:54pm who said "Frankly, a more downplayed and casual ceremony is pretty typical of couples that split before big planned weddings, that later reconcile."
DeleteHe is Medal Of Honor Recipient for fucks sake! And she is the daughter of the former governor of Alaska and a VP candidate! THEY SHOULD HAVE HAD A PROPER WEDDING!
IN A CHURCH! They claim to be holier than thou Christians and invoke Gods name constantly! Marriage is a SACRAMENT, made legal in a religious ceremony for people who practice their faith (not like Bristol and Dakota who just pretend and use FB for religious quotes but then run off and get married not in a church!) Hypocrites!
Instead they sold their cheap piece of shit story to the TABLOIDS! I repeat he is a living Medal of Honor recipient! Key word is HONOR!
He has none!!!!
And I am sick and tired of her bullshit Facebook and Insta quotes about God and Praise Jesus! She is full of shit! They should have made their marriage vows in front of a church full of people and promised their God that they claim to love so much that their marriage will be "until death do us part." These two use God to make money off their brain dead followers, and then can't even manage to have a religious wedding!
I notice in the above ring picture, that they clasped their hands on top of one of her Luis Vuitton(sp?) bags/wallets/purses.
DeleteIs THAT the Bible they swore their everlasting love on?
Lol at 4:38 too. Guess what, they can do whatever they like and it doesn't have to be to your imaginary and ridiculously stupid standards.
DeleteNice looking couple. Good for them.
Delete4:55pm. It looks like we hit a nerve.
DeleteThe Jesus loving slut didn't get married in a church with her hand on her Bible (which is full of her favorite verses that she constantly posts to Facebook). Nope.
And they aren't my "imaginary and ridiculously stupid standards". They are our socities standards for those people of religious faith who claim to follow Jesus. Brides and grooms who practice what they preach and follow their faith get married in churches all over the country every day.
Unless you're Bristol and Dakota and desperate for easy money from a marriage they know won't last.
I like small simple weddings with family and loved ones. This is not that.
DeleteThis one marriage story is crap. They are selling their shit and they don't even clean things up so they can sell something worth selling.
Like it or not, they will both have a footnote in history. This is only making them look like the idiot grifters they are. Sure the propaganda will impress a few for magazines like Czars Behind Bars (as in marriage) but in the end it is just another publicity failure.
News flash for 4:38 - they don't owe you one goddamn thing, least of all a church wedding. For all you know, Bristol has become atheist or agnostic after being born into Christianity. Guess what? So did Gryphen's daughter. If Bristol has done so, she doesn't owe you or anyone any semblance of an explanation.
DeleteAwwwwwe yeah, you MUST have hit a nerve 5:13 lol, with the imaginary standards YOU are imposing on other people lol.
DeleteWhy it probably is me, Bristol and Dakota, and you have struck our nerves!
My goodness you should start a religious churchy wedding business you know so much!
It is not about what they owe anyone. It is not what they owe their few fans. It is about how they are selling themselves. And we are all free to say if we would buy it or not and why.
DeleteI once had an old table that sat in a garage for years and looked horrible. I couldn't give it away. Cleaned it up and it looked appropriate, sold for $200. They would benefit if they looked like honest brokers and they had enough to self esteem to present what they are selling in a more appropriate manner.
4:38 +++++++++++++++++++
DeleteAbout a decent wedding and at least look like they are trying to do the right Christian thing.
5:35 You are over the edge there.
DeleteNo, they don't owe us a thing.
But, they really should at least make an effort to appease the Christian right that they have made so much money off of, and on whom their future sales depend.
Also, too, both Bristol and Sara spout a lot of churchy things. For goodness sake! Bristol has had a blog with her name on it for years on the Christian host site Paleo or Pantheos or whatever it's called.
Don't go saying Bristol is agnostic. That may be true but she sure has faked (and milked) the Christian abstinence crowd hasn't she?
For a Quarter Million $$$$$ for just one set of abstinence gigs, that woman owes a LOT to her Christian supporters.
Church wedding, even if just the family.
Dakota and Bristol are selling to the public and the pubic has every right to critique what they are being sold.
DeleteIt's bad enough to encounter an opportunist along life's trail but really watch out when they team up!! Wouldn't think either of these con artists would have any left to sell after selling their souls to the devil.
ReplyDeleteI saw a real estate show and a gay guy had a tattoo on the neck much like Dakota...yikes!
DeleteAnd no one is afraid of these fools okay! bye!
What a couple of unstable idiots. Quick relationship, quick engagement, Bristol moves to KY, sudden broken engagement/move back to AK, pregnancy with questionable paternity, ugly custody battle, sudden marriage. All in a span of about 18 months.
ReplyDeleteAddicted to Chaos
DeleteLook at all the money she made selling the drama to the tabloids !!!
DeleteThat is why I think this whole story has been one giant publicity stunt.
Preceded by her in a drunken brawl getting dragged around the yard with her thong dress pulled up around her ears.
DeleteRemember when Sarah told those graduates, "You've got to get off your butts to make a buck!"
DeleteMaybe Bristol selling her marriage story to the tabloids is her idea of getting off her butt?
She's shaking her hoohah for the $$$$.
Sarah was fishing for information there...
DeleteOh shit. Here it comes. All the moralizing from our state's granny grifter.
ReplyDeleteYes, that is how it works.
ReplyDeleteDakota made the final call and sold to ET. Or at least he believes he is head of a family and in charge.
They are giving him a great deal of rope to believe he is doing such a great job of caring for the family and protecting his stash. - $ome indication as to how they will interact with the press moving forward - I have to agree. But $ex tape?
They will be more pathetic knocking out their Karda$hian dream$.
President Obama endorses Hillary. It's on.
ReplyDeleteI hope Donald Trump does not have a heart attack or lose all his wisps of golden bird nest material before he can pick the only one dumb enough to want to be on his ticket.
DeleteAs Sarah's broken record of 'it's my party and I'll cry if I want to' regurgitates itself...
DeleteElizabeth Warren ripped Trump several new assholes tonight in a speech the likes of which we have not heard since FDR's second inaugural speech!!!
DeleteTrump no doubt is pissed beyond all belief!!! I can hardly wait to see his Twitter responses.
"they can't go wrong - their future is as bright as Alaska's midnight sun"
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In other words, not very. It's not as though the sun at midnight is just as bright as it is at say, noon.
I agree, Nefer. I found that midnight sun reference really strange.
Delete"In other words they plan to take a page out of the Kardashian playbook and profit from media attention as much as they possibly can."
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I just don't see any way that either of these root crops have what it takes to maintain true celebrity status. You don't have to be smart or beautiful, but you pretty much have to bring some combination of wit, charm, charisma, drive, or energy to the task. You also have be willing to work hard.
They are dimwitted, dull, lazy, and greedy. Not the stuff of stardom.
OMG, "root crops." On the floor.
DeleteYou should see the comments on Dakotas facebook, if they are any indication about how popular these two are they may as well kiss a reality show deal goodbye.
DeleteBristol is referred to as "sloppy seconds" and there are a lot of "who cares" comments.Marrying her has done nothing for his image because Barstool is so loathed by so many.
I give this marriage a year maybe two if she spits out another kid and she will because that would add up to a lot of child support she can live on.
So many peeps think Dakota is hiding his sexuality and this set up is what he wants for his image. If that is the case and they are now more honest about it with the deal they bargained for in the marriage, it could last over 2 years.
DeleteLook at Sarah and Toad. She is still pretending to be a traditional wife to that dude, known for a pimp business.
Anonymous3:57 PM
DeleteDakota is clearly unstable. Remember how fast he switched from Cruz to Trump? His personal and emotional life, which he makes public, is an area he should have more stability. It is not a manly Marine to be taken in or repeatedly sucker bait.
Of those that know who he is, who doesn't know the horrors and nightmares of being with the Palins?
Bristol the night time breast feeder, that could only fool a fool. For a time his fans thought he was growing wise and he had a smart attorney that would help him help himself.
What a disappointment to watch him fall so far down the rabbit hole.
Well said Nefer. These two have no personalities, no wit or vocabulary, no education, no aspiration to be anything more than tabloid fodder for a living. They are simply boring people who never contribute anything of value.
DeleteI did not know that the hands of a vain 20-something woman could be that ugly and worn out!
ReplyDeleteAnd he with the tungsten 'wedding'ring...
She definitely seems to have the upper hand - in more ways than one! DUMBkota: you were warned by many, many people. But you let your d*ck speak for your brain.
Good luck.
You made your bed, and now you have to lie in it. IOW: that ring around your finger will grow into a (slave) ring around your neck, and there is no way out for you.
Oh, for crying out loud, her hand looks fine! Jeebus, people!
DeleteIt is just a bad picture. I didn't realize he was so old. I thought he was in his forties.
DeleteHer hands are bizarre. Looks like the beginnings of the crone claws her mother has. Genetic abnormality? I've never seen hands quite like that, at least not on anyone under 90.
DeleteWhy is his ring black? That is bizarre.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised he isn't wearing a Budweiser pull tab as his ring. She should be wearing one of those NuvaRings.
DeleteSymbolism.
DeleteMy husband's ring is black. It's titanium and will never scratch up or lose it's shine. It will never bend. If it ever get's smashed it won't mash into his finger but it will shatter.
Delete3:41 PM
DeleteHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
ROFLMBO!!!!
Thank you.
What's a pull tab? Is that what they call the zipper on a thong dress?
DeleteThere was or is a small trend in some circles to wear black. Not all of it is Goth, may be part Goth, another subculture. I have seen all black weddings.
DeleteDakota's has to do with his 'Until Valhalla' and the Marine Corps. There are those that know how to explain it.
I'm no fan of Bristol or Duh, but I think it's great when a man shows some individuality, and I like his ring.
Deleteamidst running a little late!
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Good old Sarah couldn't leave it alone, she had to push the knife in and point out Sailor is illegitimate.
Of course they sold the photos, neither of them work and the child support from Levi will only pay for a honeymoon and the rings.
"amidst running a little late! "
DeleteI took that to be code from Sarah that Bristol is pregnant again!
She's running a little late again! HaHa!
Dakota be afraid, be very afraid!
Well, sure, if a child is several months old and nearly walking that's only a 'little late'. Now if you wait til they're in high-school or something...
DeleteI wouldn't doubt there's another child on the way, but I took the running a little late to be Sara trying to impress us with the wording that she waited days and days to acknowledge the wedding.
DeleteHeck, what's a few days when it took her nearly 9 months to acknowledge the little girl, Sailor, was on the way.
How gross. Selling material to a tabloid as a way to make money. These two are definitely F-list.
ReplyDelete"All our families' hearts" is a Classic Sara Palin mutilation of English.
ReplyDeleteShe pushed the knife in but did it with very poor use of the English language.
ReplyDeleteamidst = amid = in the middle of; among; during
Amidst does not mean 'in spite of', 'although' or something else that would make sense as used by Palin.
Sooooo obvious she never graduated University of Idaho.
DeleteThere's your next veep, c4p, and many abuse English just like her.
To heck with "where's Jill" or "has anybody seen Todd". What happened to BFF Marina?
ReplyDeleteAren't you one of those that "wants them to just go away?"
DeleteMarina has been banned from all things Palin.
Delete3:49, you must have me confused with someone else. I never want my favorite online hillbilly soap opera to get canceled!
DeleteI do want a few Palin mysteries solved and do want all Palins banned from any political arena, but, heck no, I don't want to lose the neverending saga of stupidity and sleaze! Season 8 is ending. I can't wait to see what they have planned to keep us riveted in season 9.
Marina has been scrubbed. Can't have soft porn. I admit I enjoy watching this soap opera. These people put themselves in the public arena and I am going to watch what happens!
DeleteWhere is the proof Marina was banned? I thought the Russian Mafia told her to quit that shit with the Palins. It was making them all look bad.
Delete5:04 PM - good one!
DeleteI still say this is all politically related and we're going to find out soon exactly WHY.
ReplyDeleteThis family are a bunch of dumbshits that don't do anything without, what in their heads, is a "good" reason and it almost always backfires. I expect the same here.
In SP's delusional world, it's Trump/Meyer 2016.He's young, southern, loves guns, MOH recipient and now related to her. She's close to the seat of power, but not in it.
DeleteOf course they'll soak the tabloids for every dollar they can get!
ReplyDeleteBut OT!!!! Did you just watch the speech by Elizabeth Warren? I'm BLOWN AWAY she just tore the GOP and Trump a new asshole big time! We've been here watching the TV and cheering her every word! AWESOME!
You have to give Dakota credit. He is growing a beard and looking more like he can be a Lumbersexual for Bristol. That is sweet of him and nice of him to try.
ReplyDeleteJust wait a few years, and Dakota will be willing to chew his own leg off to escape the Paylin clan.
DeleteHe'll be stuck paying for two kids by then, and Brissie will be able to get 1/2 of his MOH income, and then some
He is going to be one pussy whipped man.
DeleteSome like to be.
He is not attractive, I will never believe Bri$$ie likes him that way. I don't think he is her type at all. Her type like a girl has a guy friend that she can hang with at times, but that is it.
DeleteAlcohol can take them to places they would never go it can be fun for a moment. Not a sane or safe thing to do.
They both got trapped in the Palin cult and have buddied up to try and escape. It is all too twisted and Bristol too trapped and now Dakota has jumped in with both feet.
Dakota wants the political contacts.
DeleteSold his business; easy way to riches!
Just fuck her 2-3 times a week. Easy peasy.
547 yeah sure Sarah did that! How's that working out for her? I thought so! Smirk!
Delete5:47 PM
DeleteThey may be a couple that has agreed to other partners for sex.
He may not have to fuc_ her. That explains why he is not worried about all the STD things. He knows she is dirty. He may be allowed to lay out the photo ops when they have to do the touch scenes.
The dude had a manicure for the "ring" shot! Gryphen's right - they are both California Dreaming.
ReplyDeleteHe will pick palin for vp to further stick it in the gops eye. He does not to win. No free cloths though.
ReplyDeleteHeh Heh Heh. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Rotflmao.
ReplyDeleteNo we are not that stupid. Imbeciles.
Yep, preach it sister $arah and keep up that lie. What plan have you concocted this time, girlfriend?
DeleteLand of the Midnight Sun goes dark, WAY dark, and you know it.
I agree 3:41 PM. Politically related!
ReplyDeleteThe Palins are broke, Trump is in the dumper plus dumped Granny P. In surfaces
the only way out and back into politicking,
the Medal Of Honor winner, Dakota.
"You wash my back and I will wash yours."
"I, the Medal Of Honor winner, by marrying
your slutty daughter will make an honest woman of her and will work hard to make
the public to forget about how trashy
and stupid you all are." "Granny P. you have contacts, so lets get to work and get
me through the front door of the White House as the President Of The United States
2021." "No Granny P. , you will not be making speeches or dressing like a hooker."
Gee, every Marine wants his daughter to be named...Sailor. (Wasn't that an intended slap in his face?) Strange, anyway...but hey, strange is the Palin way.
ReplyDeleteWe can see now why she calls her Grace. Sailor really was a slap at Dakota. What a grotesque thing to do to your child.
DeleteBut thats what Palins do best-- use their offspring.
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Poor Dakota...he seems naive. Hopefully he can give his child some grounding.
ReplyDeletewe're stratospherically happy it's happened, amidst running a little late!
ReplyDeletewhat the fuck does that mean?
Amidst running late? Rilly journalism major (lol)
Fuckin reatrds, all of them.
However, I will give Bristles a little teeny bit of credit for getting hitched quietly and not doing a big white wedding, what with her reputation and two kids.
Amidst running late?
DeleteThat is frontier woman speak for missing her lady days, you know like Trump would say blood coming out of? In this case blood is not coming out just yet, wait a few more months.
Running late? Is Bristol running late again? Did Bristol get ahead of herself again? Dakota is the only one she could snag when the pee stick turned the wrong color? Oh, Jesus, she said, Not again! I am going to be the biggest disappointment to my friends and family . Instead of asking for her privacy, Bristol looked at Dakota who was visiting for the weekend and asked it he'd like to visit a little longer. Yes indeed, it was that easy, like reeling in one of the fish on that boat.
Deletelol
ReplyDeleteIt looks like Bristle is giving a handjob in that photo.
Fail.
The hillbilly saga continues! Guuaarraanntteed they will be grifting on a level old $ara could never accomplish!! Pass the fucking popcorn baby!!! HOOHAH BWAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteIn two years they will be on the Maury show!
DeleteDakota you are NOT the father of these babies!
Nice manicure, Dakota. Feeling his feminine side.
ReplyDeleteHe wears those college preppy outfits and the old tees that mark him.
DeleteJust waiting for tRrump to announce Palin as his veep. He could NOT be this stupid, could he? The media will have a field day!
ReplyDeleteThere's some reason these two got hitched, if they even did, and it wasn't eternal love.
Agree,
DeleteTriG truth Must be revealed this time if she really is picked again.
uh well better check up on the new first!
Deleteseems the GOP is going to sideline Trump!
so much for Sarah's 'daydream' of DC! lol
Political prop truth time $ara???? You are a skank if epic, epic proportions!! Still trotting little Trig give that xtra chromosome out in San Deiago what a shameless grifter you are. Show us triggers faked birth certificate along with old mattress back barsools latest atm abstinence .miracle?? What say you $ara...ding ding go the cans on the poor fridge!!! HOOHAH
DeleteGOP is going to sideline Trump!
DeleteSaying and doING are two different things. They should have kicked Palin to the curb but have to play nice and stay stuck. Now they have a bigger problem. It will be whispered they will disconnect and the power plays can go on forever.
We will see. right now
DONALD TRUMP IS THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.
He is the leader and he can do what he wants, when he wants and with who he wants.
GO SARAH!!
You can make history. Greater history than Hillary. She Tried but she did not run for office twice.
Sarah can be the first woman to run for a prestigious high office TWICE.
That alone is money in the bank.
My husband cracked me up this morning while he was reading about the latest Palin nuptials. He said, "Well, I guess he really does deserve the MOH for valor...he married into that crazy outfit. Doesn't speak well for his intelligence, though!"
ReplyDeleteIf you consider "valor" killing a bunch of innocent civilians in a country that we should not have had a military presence in, the sure. His entire story of "rescuing american troops" was embellished at best and basically a lie at worst.
DeleteHe's a murderer and the POTUS gave him a medal for it.
Sick beyond words.
Just a couple of months ago, Sarah called him "Dakota Meyers" when there was a rumor that he was asking for child support form Bristol. And no one ever says married or engaged or anything along with these gross lovebird pics. "It happened" what happened? they put rings on?
ReplyDeleteBristol to Dakota - look I got my huhu zipped tight shut - it's no longer a cave...just like an asshole and I know that is what you like!
DeleteIs that a real diamond or one of those tennessee pubic zirconia ones? Fake Wedding, Fake Chin, Fake Blog, Fake christian. Is the duck folk going to be in the weddin?
ReplyDeleteSarah used the words "we're stratospherically happy it's happening "
Really, Sarah? Statospherically happy, as opposed to "orgasmically thrilled?". It's just us two, what did you say to Duh while wagging your finger at the bbq? spill, baby, spill. Where are they registered? Guns r us?
Is nancy back pro bono? The post sounds nothing like you. Awww shucks.
Oh it sounds JUST like her and, as usual, late to the oarty because she was too busy flitting around doing her vibrant thang. LOL
DeleteFor conspiracy theorists other thread, Bristol went behind her mother's back, oh please. It is to laugh.
Sarah has to play it cool. After the big tent cancel and all that me$$ she spent money on, I can see why she would script something on the down low this time.
DeleteStraspherically happy is further out in space than over the moon. And why so late, Sarah? Did it take that long to come to terms with it and stop screaming? Why was it all right for Bristol to marry Dakota last year when they knew each other for all of two months.
DeleteRemember that old graphic:
ReplyDelete"Bristol Palin: harder to pull out of than Iraq"
Looks like Duhkota is still struggling. Bristol Palin's vagina has teeth- sharp teeth.
There's no chance they'll have a long and happy marriage. He has a weak mind and she gets off on making people miserable. She wants the Kardashian, he wants respect. Both of them will settle for wannabe.
Start the divorce clock, Gryphen.
the dude is gay! that is all she can find!
Delete6:27 He tries to hard to look straight. He could be so free if he could be honest with himself and enjoy who he is. That takes strength.
DeleteHe has all that about the way he got the Medal and if his true life story ever gets out he is a disgrace to the Marines and everyone that trusted him.
He needs to be married and I doubt there are many who would have him. Not of people he meets and knows well.
Reality TV show on the horizon, if it's not already being filmed. Guarantee it.
ReplyDeleteBristol Palin (finally!) getting married is proof of one thing: there is a God. Now that God has made this miracle occur mankind can start working on far easier tasks - creating peace in the Middle East, discovering a cure for cancer, curing poverty. All of these seemed more likely to us than Bristol ever being a Mrs.
ReplyDeleteMaybe God did this to prove to Gryphen that He exists? (......just kidding, Gryph, my man. You're my favorite atheist!)
But I'm thrilled about this wedding. All I can do is echo one of Sarah's favorite cheers: HOOHAH! (......actually, the groom should be chanting this, but for a very different reason!)
After what Bristol put him through with the custody and DNA, he really is a dope! His poor Grandmother, who raised him, must be so upset. I'm sure the manicured nails won't go over big with his Marine buddies either.
ReplyDeleteHe really IS a dope.
DeleteNever get involved with a Palin. EVER.
If he was hurt from love the first time, I doubt he would go back for more. That makes no sense. Not this soon and with all the irrational behavior.
DeleteIt was all so weird how he didn't have any known contact while Bristol was pregnant and no one knows who the father is. (even the Piper piglet was rejected) ONE picture and SUDDENLY he was happy about being a father.
It looked like he would man up and he did fine with the attorney and dealing with making himself a legal father for whatever his reasons are.
Then he looks drunk in a Bristol infamous bathroom shot as they claim BFF co-parenting.
Now suddenly this latest publicity and they may have done something legal to tie them up for awhile.
My heart goes out to his grandmother.
He shit on her for mother's day. How many more does she have left?
She may know by now that is not his actual child and about some more Palin scheming. I don't know how much she has been manipulated but they are not going to allow her freedom of speech at this time.
His first wife he actually did have his family at the wedding. So a marriage to someone he is to actually love is not that meaningful?
Everything about this scheme looks suspicious. They are not going to gain any trust in the public.
They may make a few bucks.
This smells quite fishy to me . . . and the stagecraft since their 'reunion'(similar to when they first got together last year) all seems contrived. Apart from the snapshots, has anyone of them actually mentioned the term "marriage?" Methinks that the two have been joined together in 'unholy macaroni.'
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I agree.They have been together for all of a week or two. That's supposed to make up the problems that made Bristol run away from Dakota one week before they were supposed to get married. Those problems are still going to be there.
DeleteLove it, 'unholy macaroni' wedding/marriage.
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It's starting to look like most of what we believed about Bristol's latest pregnancy was wrong: the baby wasn't biracial ( an "afterdark" baby), Dakota IS the father (or as Maury would say "Dakota, you ARE the father!), and Bristol is NOT destined to be single Mom all her life.
ReplyDeleteI've never liked the Palins, but I have to report the score accurately: so far on this issue of Sailor it's Bristol 3, Gryphen 0.
As someone who regularly posts here likes to say: BWAAAAHAHAHHA!
(.....hope you'll indulge me this bit of gloating. Sailor will have married parents. I'm a social conservative and we generally like to do a happy dance whenever a child born out of wedlock lives to see her Mom and Dad marry. Like most people here I doubt this marriage will last. But I'm just going to hope for the best and enjoy this news! It's so rare that we ever hear anything about the Palins that doesn't embarrass a social conservative. We have Sarah's many word salads (and all are unappetizing), her quitting as governor, her reality TV show attempts, her too accurate resemblance to Tina Fey's portrayal of her, Bristol's many pregnancies and births, Track's violence, Willow's foul language, the drunken brawls. I mean this marriage could start a new Palin trend of decent respectable behavior. For all we know, Piper could join the church choir next! People may one day be saying "The Palins. Aren't they that Alaska family that used to be trashy and then got their act together?"
I'm Singin in the Rain over the news of this marriage!
Nope. Not buyin' whatcha peddlin'. . .
DeleteI think that you wrote this before, that it was great that Sailor had married parents. Marriage. That does not make up for the fact that these are two people who have literally known each other for a few months. They were engaged in 2015 for 2 months and Bristol ran away, pregnant, claiming that it was a great disappointment and that the abstinence queen had gotten ahead of herself. They have only been together for a few weeks year. The rest of the time was spent fighting and Bristol keeping Dakota away from Sailor, using lies and flimsy excuses. So what is different? Marriage won't change Bristol's selfish, vain preoccupation with looking like a Kardashian. Dakota is always armed and ready for action. Seriously. He brags that he always has a loaded gun, ready to fight off the bad guys. Imagine them having a few drinks with Track. There's an accident waiting to happen. Really? Just because they are married? Bristol conceived two children without benefit of marriage. So did her mother, who married Todd when she was already pregnant. So did Sally Heath, same story. What if that was another man's child?
DeleteSailor will have married parents and that means nothing.
DeleteThere is no sign of a marriage certificate and a baby was conceived and lived as a bastard for months if they did marry. Sarah and Todd are married and it did nothing of value (as in being a well adjusted human) for their children. Most of them are worse off for it.
Goldie Hawn and her man never married and they have kids together that are well adjusted and better off. One plays hockey. Marriage can be a blessing and it can be a curse. For the Palins it is the latter. Sad about the innocent children.
I was always rooting for FAS/Herpes baby to have married parents...won't help its condition but hey, two people can more easily deal with its defects rather than one, especially not that Bristol can grift all the sweet military wife and child bennies.
Delete:-)
I never thought that Joey Junker was another race or bi-racial. I heard about the After Dark but that was not high on my list of the who is your daddy game.
DeleteWhat a pile a crap about having married parents. Think of all the dead or abused children with married parents.
Having two parents is wonderful when it works. It is not an answer to any of the Palin Meyer issues.
"Dumb and Dumber tie the Noose"
ReplyDelete"Family and friends, I present Mr. and Mrs. Fucktard Von ClownFace"
(ok I stole that name from somewhere)
Dumb and Dumber is just about right. I feel sorry for the kids.
DeleteWhy is she always grabbing a part of him? That is the most awkward hands and rings picture I have ever seen. Does she suck his thumb for him too?
ReplyDeleteGood for Beefy! She snagged her own version of the Toad!!
ReplyDeleteDumbkota looks like he'll make a great bellhop schlepping Beefys purses and Louis Vitton luggage on Levi's dime!
So what her man is on the pudgy side...what do you expect when your mom buys you a man with the left over change from BaldyPAC!
The retarded slut is now a retarded MARRIED slut!
Take that Sunny!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Baldy and Beefy....two dumb bitches who keep the laughs coming! I see you Baldy...and you to Beefy...you two nasty hoes ain't got shit on those Kartrashians! Now if you could get the Toad to don one of Baldy's ratty wigs he could be the next Catlyn!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA some more!
OK here's my take on this. Take it for what you want.
ReplyDelete1) The photos are fine for selfies and quick shots. And apparently fine for the magazine or whatever that bought them.
2) No wedding photos, no dress, no registry, etc. Several of us have mentioned this before. But it still has that ring of "what the???" about it. Especially since Bristol and the Palins love attention and freebies.
3) Has anyone actually seen a marriage license listed online? If so, link or pdf, please.
Until I see something off an official Alaska, KY, or HI, or NV or wherever site, I'm not buying it. They all lie and fake things too much for me to take their word on anything.
4) If they are indeed married it will mostly be a marriage of convenience and grifting. A lot of wealthy people (mostly men) and high ranking public officials (also mostly men) have marriages of conveniences.
Stay together because to separate would mean serious loss of status (for both) or access to money, family wealth, whatever.
If they are fine, I'm fine. But Bristol and Dakota are just in it for the grifting and I do not like them using the MOH name and award to sham money out of people. Very "NOT honorable" in my opinion.
Finally, (actually I could go on, but this is long enough), if Dakota thinks he's going to make it as a politician in Alaska he is beyond help! No Palin or anyone associated with them will ever be respected here. MOH or not!
That means Dakota must stay tied to KY which is his only and best hope of office as they all love him since he's the hometown boy.
Bristol won't go to KY, they, at best will have a commuter marriage, which is basically a marriage of convenience and money grubbing.
I understand that Dakota had a sign in his construction business window that it was for sale. Actually, Dakota had joined an existing company, so it wasn't much of a big deal. In fact, after Dakota left the service, he had one job where he sued them and they reached a settlement that neither can discuss. Since then, Dakota has not had a real job, other than attaching his name to some guns and holsters, t-shirts and some other products. He appears at veterans groups, which must be part of his MOH obligations (and for which he receives monthly payment). Maybe he and Track can invent some kind of business together. Come to think of it, Todd doesn't really have job either. Fixing snow machines is not a job; it's a hobby.
DeleteWhat will Dakota do in Alaska? He had already been there before meeting Bristol, hunting and fishing. He invited the fishing supply guy to his ceremony at the White House because the guy had been nice to him, and I don't think that Dakota has all that many people who are true friends. Drinking buddies, yes, but a fishing supply guy in Anchorage?
I was under the impression that Dakota would move to Alaska. Bristol will need a bigger house, something that she can show off in Instagram when it is decorated with white and beige stuff.
I am surprised at how quickly things changed, from Bristol fighting Dakota tooth and nail in court over money and not being able to see Sailor because LOL Bristol claimed the be nursing the baby when she wasn't. Suddenly, they made up, Dakota stayed in Bristol's house over Memorial Day weekend, and bam, it's off to Hawaii. This may sound a little nasty, but what is Bristol's magic allure or is Dakota that simple and easily persuaded?? Is there another child on the way? I won't be surprised when another 7 month old child is born weighing 7 or 8 pounds.
Bristol couldn't last two months in Kentucky. Dakota's relatives wouldn't talk about her. And then there is the orchestra leader, Sarah Palin, the source of power and money. They all deserve each other.
Considering that the bottom is falling right out of our Alaskan economy for at least the next 6 years I can't imagine that Dakota can find any work in construction. Ain't no one gonna be building anything for quite some time.
DeleteMost of us are deciding to remain in a holding pattern, especially those of us that already own our homes and vacation homes, and we will just sit tight until the market recovers and we can sell at a profit.
Not looking very good for anyone relocating here to the great white north of AK. Hey, at least they are capping that dividend though. That was what brought so many grifters to AK. The over breeders who were trying to live in a trailer while having countless children so they could grub 10-20 grand per year. Won't see much of that now and hopefully all those folks decide to sell the double wide and go back south.
Every black cloud certainly does have a silver lining.
:-)
I'm taking bets on the duration of this union. I say as soon as the alcohol bender is over, he'll wake up and realize he's just married perhaps the dumbest, most vindictive women on the planet.
ReplyDeleteAnd may he reap what he has sown.
Delete6:49 PM this is about the laziest excuse for a wedding since, since Track Palin actually.
ReplyDeleteThey can put a ring on anything to say they are for a photo op and story. Believe it? I don't.
DeleteFAS/Herpes baby is now legit!
ReplyDeleteTwo dumb fucktards!
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