Thursday, July 21, 2016

While one of the Oregon standoff militia members faces a possible 12 year sentence, a Bundy boy attempts a prison break.

Ryan Bundy
Courtesy of The Guardian:  

Ryan Bundy, a protester who helped lead the Oregon militia standoff, attempted to escape jail with a rope made of bedsheets, federal prosecutors alleged in court on Monday.

Hole on, hold on, do they KNOW he was planning to use the sheets to escape?

In a pretrial hearing on Monday in court in Portland, federal officials accused Ryan of attempting to escape Multnomah county jail, disclosing that deputies found the inmate on 8 April with torn sheets braided together under his mattress, the Oregonian reported. 

Prosecutors said that deputies also found two strips of torn sheets, extra pillowcases, towels and unauthorized food containers. 

Bundy responded that he was a “rancher trying to practice braiding rope”, adding: “It’s self-serving speculation and simply not true, your honor,” according to Oregon Public Broadcasting.

See? He had simply made the 12 to 15 feet of braided bed sheets to pass the time.

After all they won't even let him have his guns.

Of course one could hardly blame Bundy for wanting to make a break for it.

After all one of his boys may soon be facing a long ass prison sentence.

Courtesy of Oregon Live 

Ryan Payne, who led tactical training for the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge occupation and is accused of organizing "armed protection'' in a 2014 standoff with federal officers in Nevada, faces a recommended 12 years in prison under plea deals fashioned in both states. 

On Tuesday, Payne, 32, entered a guilty plea to the federal charge of conspiracy in Oregon.

Damn, twelve years is an awful long time to go without fondling your shiny metal penis extenders.

On the other hand if Ryan Buncy gets a similar sentence just think how long he will have to work on that new rope?


  1. Anonymous8:33 AM

    OT Lawlessness?: Good Read.

  2. Anonymous8:40 AM

    Making a rope, had a contraband chair... maybe it was a suicide attempt.

    1. Anonymous9:15 AM

      That's what I thought when I first read this.

      If Ryan Bundy had any sense, he would say he was trying to kill himself.

  3. Ryan, you're too closely watched to make an escape happen. Stop playing with your sheets and try to find some handsome husband there who will take care of you. Say, did Ben Carson ever mention how long it takes for prison to turn a man gay...?

    1. Anonymous10:31 AM

      "Damn, twelve years is an awful long time to go without fondling your shiny metal penis extenders."

      That's why they give him a cellmate.

  4. Anonymous9:18 AM

    BoarderWall dRumpf:

  5. Anonymous9:26 AM

    OT>Sarah Palin (R-TV)WTF? TV<what does that mean?
    "Just like Donald Trump, Cruz knows the real gold is in the misinformed, angry base that is currently frothing “Lock her up!” at Donald Trump’s convention.

    1. Anonymous9:58 AM

      Teeeheeeeheee, 9:26! Thanks for calling attention to this. I had to read that right away.
      "(R-TV)" I think means that the bitch doesn't really have a state that claims her. She's a Republican (sort of?) from the land of TeeeeVeeee.......

      So funny that she's pissed that Roger Ailes didn't 'hit on her'(aka sexually harrass). He prefers PRETTY women to victimize, ones with more hair than he has. We all know Stinky $arah has to wear wigs and scalp powder to cover for the baldness.
      Neither of $ara's sisters are balding, nor is her creepy bro. Why is she balding like her creepy dad?

    2. Anonymous10:24 AM

      $arah would know all about a deleted career, now wouldn't she? Projecting again, toots?!

  6. Crystal Sage9:31 AM

    In light of how the Dallas Police took care of the police shooter there, I wish that the feds had used a bomb robot to take out the Bundys and their ilk at the hijacking of a federal facility. We all know that, if the takeover was done by Blacks, it would have been over very quickly and they would be dead. Now, the taxpayers are stuck supporting these idjits.

    1. Anonymous9:51 AM

      100%, Crystal!
      The GOP's jesus, Ronnie Raygun Reagan, was FOR gun control when the Black Panthers began to open carry in CA back when that B actor was guvnah. Funny, that.

  7. Anonymous9:36 AM

    Trump Camp Reportedly Scrubbing His RNC Speech For Plagiarism

    1. Anonymous7:46 PM

      Do they know how?

  8. Anonymous10:12 AM

    OT: Someone in the previous thread posted two photos of Meredith McIver: One with another woman and one with Trump OBVIOUSLY photoshopped in (you can see a portion of the blond woman's hair below Trump's left ear.

    Being curious, I decided to check out Meredith McIver's Twitter,, and found that [she] posted evidence of her existence (!)

    Also clearly photoshopped. It took about 30 seconds to find the original:

    Yoiks. Trump supporters ... like fish in a barrel.

    1. Anonymous10:33 AM

      Did you check on when that Twitter was opened? Was it last week or this week?

    2. Anonymous10:46 AM

      I'm really not sure that twitter account is real. Two reasons: (1) her tweet congratulating Eric Trump says "Great job @EricTrump! Proud of you! #AmericaFirst #RNCinCLE" AmericaFirst is a nazi slogan; (2) another tweet says "Both John Miller and John Barron are wonderful people. Why do you enjoy trying to tear apart people's lives?" It's a very clever fake, but I think it's a fake (or more rickrolling).

    3. Anonymous11:09 AM

      Good suggestion about the possibility of the account being fake. It was opened in July.

    4. Anonymous11:36 AM

      The pictures are clearly photo shopped. They are really bad-someone has already found evidence of the original photo and then Trump is added in to the new one. I think Trump is the one tweeting on "her" behalf. The Twitter was opened a day ago.

    5. Anonymous7:48 PM

      She's a real person.

      I just don't think she had anything to do with the speech. I think they spent 24 hours looking for someone in the organization to take the fall and she agreed, I'm sure for a very handsome sum.

  9. Anonymous10:14 AM

    Yes, He should have a " long ass " from his prison sentence. Good for him , he has earned it!

  10. Anonymous10:17 AM

    I wonder if brain trust Bundy even knows how high up he actually is in The Justice Center? Or considered how thick the windows are?

    His blood and guts would have made fine sidewalk art when he hit the sidewalk.

  11. Anonymous10:34 AM

    Clearly he was just making a braided rug so his jail cell floor wasn't so cold.

  12. Anonymous10:53 AM

    LMAO. Stupid kid. He should have taken up macreme'.

  13. Anonymous10:58 AM

    ot Video shows moments before North Miami Police shot unarmed black man

    A therapist who works with people with disabilities is telling his story after he said North Miami police shot him while he was trying to help his patient with autism.

  14. Anonymous11:03 AM

    He is not very pretty, but I bet he'll still be able to find a prison boyfriend.

    1. Anonymous11:48 AM

      One think his prison boyfriend WON'T be saying about him is "boy, you gotta purty mouth".

  15. Anonymous11:08 AM

    They are domestic terrorists. Terrorists deserve life sentences.

  16. OT: Palin predicts death of Cruz's political career from her own rotting political corpse:

  17. Anonymous11:30 AM

    All I want is my gun.
    All I want is my gun and my blanky.
    All I want is my gun, my blanky and some good snacks.
    All I want is my gun, my blanky, some good snacks and my magic underwear.......

    1. Anonymous2:30 PM

      A reference to "The Jerk."
      Awesome. hehe

  18. Anonymous11:45 AM

    He was just fashionin' a rope to lasso and hog tie his bunk mate...

  19. Randall4:07 PM

    Imagine for a moment what it's like inside the minds of these buffoons...
    They think of themselves as "freedom fighters" on the side of "right and good".
    To them they're not confused fuck-ups with misguided enthusiasm for playing cowboys with real firearms.
    They believe they're heroes.
    Poor, sad, delusional bastards.
    You gotta kind of feel sorry for them.
    OH, don't get me wrong - we can't let them OUT to run around free among sane people.
    Oh NO: they must be locked up because they're dangerous...
    but that doesn't mean we can't feel pity for them.

  20. Anonymous4:34 PM

    Hey Randall, I can not muster one tiny bit of pity or sorrow for these.....guys. They have run wild long enough.
    Willful ignorance is no excuse. Don't you think they're goddamn old enough to know right from wrong?

    You are correct, they are delusional bastards that believe they are the heroes.

  21. Anita Winecooler6:28 PM

    What happened to that dude's face? Gonna be pretty difficult "blending in" with a crooked face, do your time, you'll have more friends on the inside.


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