Friday, December 23, 2016

Vladimir Putin sends Christmas greetings to his presidential puppet.

Gee, look how cooperative Putin is, and how willing he is to work with America, now that his Manchurian candidate is in place.

I'm sure that Trump was careful to respond in a dignified manner so as not to give the impression that he is a Putin fanboy.
Nope he might as well be wearing an "I Love Pootie" t-shirt and writing in his diary about how handsome he is on horseback.

You know I think Benedict Arnold at least PRETENDED like he was not working for the British.

By the way in one of his press conferences Putin claims that "only Moscow" beleived in Trump's chances of winning. Gee I wonder why?

Courtesy of Reuters 

Putin dismissed suggestions Moscow had helped Trump to victory in any way however. 

"It's not like that," he said. "All of this (the accusations) speaks of the current administration's systemic problems."

However right after saying that, Putin added this: 

Putin, who spoke positively of Trump before his election win, said that only Moscow had believed in his victory however. 

"Trump understood the mood of the people and kept going until the end, when nobody believed in him," Putin said, adding with a smile. "Except for you and me."

Wow, virtually every poll in the country suggested that Trump was going to lose, and that he was going to lose big, but Putin and his pals in Moscow were totally confident he was going to win? 

Gee nothing at all suspicious about that, right?

In other parts of the news conference Putin launched scathing attacks against the Democrats sounding far more like a contributor to Breitbart than as the leader of a sovereign nation.

Which I am sure also means absolutely nothing.


  1. Anonymous2:07 PM

    All that crap about nuclear war was all crap.

    Putin wants his puppet to look like a leader to Americans

  2. Anonymous2:09 PM

    This bromance between the orange madman and the russian oligarch is so fucking obvious I'm amazed that it isn't screamed from the headlines. He has no said one, not one, derogatory comment against russia in the past 5 years. They have something on him.

  3. "a very nice letter... his thoughts are so correct." says don the excellent, apparently. but really?!? addressed to "his excellency," donald trump?!?!? of course we know donald is an ignoramus and knows nothing of american history or government, but our first president, george washington, refused that title, and instead said he should be called mr. president, which all presidents have been addressed as since. they know this in russia, too. they're just stroking his giant, hairy ego. and there's no way we should have bilateral cooperation with russia, unless it's to reduce nukes. oh, ick, go away both of you and get a room!

  4. Anonymous2:20 PM

    In the Trump World Order, Everybody Bows Down
    Out: the middle class, Europe, compassion. In: the 1 percent, Russia, domination. And those sons. And a “First Lady” who isn’t the wife.

    Welcome to Trumpworld, where unwilling Rockettes are forced to high kick in short skirts for the president’s pleasure while a creepy band of accused domestic abusers looks on and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir sings solemn hymns in the background. Over in the VIP tent, a crew of gleaming Wall Street bankers and corporate raiders do Veuve Clicquot toasts to their plans to sell Yellowstone Park to capped-teeth mining magnates while finally freeing themselves from “social insurance and healthcare for the poor.”

    The casting call at Trump Tower will deliver a kakistocratic tour de force for our four-year reality show, including a vague send-up of J.R. Ewing at Foggy Bottom, the ghost of George Wallace gleefully ripping up copies of the Voting Rights Act at Justice, a pretty brown lady at the UN, a black guy doing “urban housing” and a paranoid Colonel Klink knock-off phoning Moscow to dish the latest conspiracy theories from the National Security desk in the West Wing. Let’s not forget the rumpled white nationalist gurgling in the president’s ear about never forgetting Euro-Christian civilization and our white-haired national preacher V.P. tut-tutting working women to embrace motherhood and let the men do the jobbing as his friends in Congress place their birth control on the high shelf. Meanwhile, the First Lady will be silently glimmering on the cover of Women’s Wear Daily, while the president’s wife shuts down Saks Fifth Avenue in New York for a jaunty day of dress shopping, and her lawyers sue “unhelpful” bloggers into the dust.

    The president’s sons will be there too; muscling D.C. maître-d’s for the best tables and perhaps forming 501c3s with their college buddies to extract “charitable donations” from the magnates—foreign and domestic—who’ll want to get next to dear old dad. If the “mainstream media” catches on, they’ll just shut down one “charity” and start another. After all, up-sell, fail and move on to the next mark is how The Boss did it with the banks that lent to him over the years.

  5. Anonymous2:20 PM

    The money should start rolling in properly by January, as bookings at the family hotels around the globe go from nothing to breathtaking, once foreign diplos get the message. And if any bad guys threaten the new American Brand Name, no worries: the commander in chief can simply deploy the U.S.A.’s military finest to guard the Trump luxury properties with their lives.

    The old hotness, Europe, will fade fast. The new hotness, Russia, will be our new, nuclear family. Together, we’ll fight the Godless and God-alternative; the secular, bleeding heart liberal Europeans with their weakness for “refugees,” the Muslims, Arab and Persian alike, and The Boss’ arch-nemeses, the Chinese.

    For the heartland: there may not be millions of new manufacturing jobs, but there will be spectacle: Screaming Mexican women and children dragged off by the border patrol! … Mosques infiltrated and raided like an overnight house party! … Good Christian justices of the peace turn away gay couples; offer free sessions to pray their way to hetero bliss instead! … And Black Lives Matter protests crushed by armor-clad hero cops joined by their brothers in federal law enforcement! … Pretty soon, they’ll all get the message of law and order. They’ll shut up. And if they show up to vote, they’ll find their polling places closed or moved; their names erased from the rolls, and little choice but to go home. Even if they manage to win a few races here and there, the GOP’s state house enforcers will just strip those “winners” of their power. North Carolina’s brazen Republican partisans have already shown us the way.

    And not to worry—Congress won’t do a damned thing about it. They know what’ll happen if they try: one tweet from The Boss and the frog bros will come for the Republicans.

    Besides, they’re getting what they want: tax cuts for their rich funders who may soon get a crack at gambling the Social Security trust fund for obscene profits, and maybe even drug tests for their meddlesome poor. No more squishy “healthy school lunch programs” and climate change scaremongering. That’s all over with. The Boss will find out who in government has been pushing that anti-capitalist “science” and purge them. The Dems are already too scared, scattered and broken to fight back, so they won’t be a problem either. They’ll be coopted or crushed. Democracy is just a word anyway. What really counts is power.

    See, in the Trump World Order, it’s all about “respect.” As Omarosa said: the endgame is, everybody bows down. Everybody.

    1. Anonymous2:34 PM

      What the fuck? Is Omarosa going to be crowned the black queen under Trump? JHC are we in for trouble!

    2. Little crist on a cracker.
      This article is too close to comfort a fellow human because we are all destined.

      Waiting for my copy of "Splinterland" which depicts the same.
      Can these misanthropes at least wait until my George T. concert in Chicago in March?

      My kid is springing for the ticket for my 70th. Eat shit and die, Sarah. Your kids never will and you won't live that long.

    3. Anonymous3:24 PM

      I think Putin is snickering, after playing this obscene joke on the US of A. He is a smart man, evil, but smart. He knows a buffoon when he sees one.

    4. That is pretty much it.

  6. Anonymous2:24 PM

    Trump "understood the mood of the people" so well that three million more chose Hillary Clinton.


    1. Anonymous3:03 PM

      I saw a moment on CNN yesterday where the anchor was asking a Trump person about the nearly 3 million, if Trump was going to ignore them or be their pres too. Every time I hear this, it drives me crazy--Hillary had tens of millions of votes and the 3 mill is in addition to this, but people just keep asking about those 3 mill.

    2. Bot! Right on.

      Must have bee the awful diarhea we saw in our kid's diapers.
      "The little dumplin' had puti' again"i

  7. Anonymous2:30 PM

    Putin's got the imbecile just where he wants him! Friggin' amazing! I fear for our country! Get prepared everyone - we are going to need to protect ourselves!

    1. Anonymous8:15 PM

      5:35. What can we do about it? This is happening so suddenly. It may have been stewing for a long time but its' overnight success of an evil empire came on so sudden. By the time people who voted for Trump grasp what they have wrought it will be too late. We are the only ones seeing it. Everyone else is in a delusion. That's how it worked with Hitler. We just have to try to get our own personal end of the world as we know it plan together. When others who allowed this fiasco cry to us we can pause and say "Really? You didn't see this coming?"

  8. Emanating from the Orange Anus during a debate:

    "not a puppet" "not a puppet" "not a puppet" While talking over our rightful president.

    I say "BULLSHIT!"


    1. Anonymous5:35 PM

      What are we going to do about it?

  9. Anonymous2:49 PM

    Republi☭ans are traitors

    1. Anonymous5:36 PM

      What are we willing to do about it?

    2. Anonymous8:18 PM

      5:36. We are going to do what good Americans do best. Bitch and moan and pay taxes like the bitches we are and the orange one will have his dictator way with our country. Then Putin may move in for the kill. He looks so relaxed now, like he just had good sex. And Donald is his buttboy. Everyone knows it but the Donald.

  10. Anonymous3:00 PM

    PS (for Trump's eyes Only)

    I know right, vee are greatest world domination team of dictator since the meeting of zee peanut butter and zee jelly, am I right? I call you Excellency you call me richest man in world, we ride Siberian tiger without shirt and make China our bitch.

  11. Anonymous3:00 PM

    Sorry, pooty, I will never utter "his excellency" even at gunpoint. Good LORD, what has this country become?

    1. Anonymous4:08 PM

      Didn't his model for power kill those who would not "Heil"? I wouldn't put it past he who must not be named.

  12. Anonymous3:11 PM

    OT, but it's more of the same Trump hiring foreign workers when he is all talk about not doing it. The Trump winery, according to HuffPo, applied for visas for workers who will get paid $10.72 an hour--and they will get no paid lunch break.

  13. Anonymous3:13 PM

    His Excellency? Holy Shit! Trump is nothing more than Satan Trump (or the second coming of Hitler!) and should be referred to/or referenced as one or the other.

    "His Excellency" reminds me of the Catholic Church and their titles!

    Putin is so obvious in feeding Trump's inflated ego! This is amazing to watch, read and hear!

  14. Anonymous3:50 PM

    Check out Trump's twitter feed - he's losing it.

    And here we are, less than 2 days before Xmas and he doesn't have one teeny tiny bit of compassion or a desire for love, peace and goodwill to mankind in his shrivelled blackened heart.

    I am honestly afraid of what he could do and I don't live in the US. Whatever he does will affect everyone and it's not a joke when people say he could kill us all.

    Seems to me when it comes to Republicans, there are no checks and balances and Trump will be allowed to run amok as long as his signing hand still works.

    1. Anonymous12:02 AM

      That's exactly the goal of Grover Norquist years ago! A POTUS with the ability to sign whatever was put before him to sign. *just wow*



      "To be sure, the Trump administration will be like no other in history. We’re going from a president who’s worthy of being etched into Mt. Rushmore to one who could end up on a post office wall. Thanks to Trump and his kids we now understand Kleptocracy and the Emoluments Clause. We fear the First family’s personal financial enrichment of the presidency and White House, and how it threatens our national security.

      In just 28 days we’ll be going from Camelot to Dystopia. So strap yourselves in kids, we’re in for the most wild roller-coaster ride imaginable."

  15. Anonymous3:58 PM

    "His thoughts are so correct"? What does that mean? Is Trump going to grade anyone who contacts him? He's so vain and so petty and so ignorant that he doesn't realize he's being played for a fool. The trouble is - the whole country is being plated for a foot by Putin and we'll suffer gravely for it. There must be a few sentient Republicans out there; why didn't they sit their candidate down months ago and tell him to stop the bromances with Putin. They've all become as traitorous and Trump and his "team."

    1. Anonymous6:38 PM

      What do we do about it, Beaglemom? We need to have a plan to bring the traitor and all from his party to a decision that they are either with the American people/citizens or they are against us. I would be willing to write letters, make phone calls, even travel to the halls of congress to try to convince the powers that be that they work for us. I think we have exactly 100 days after the swearing in to get something done before we are taken over by Putin and the Russians. I believe that Trump is giving all of our secrets to Putin on a silver platter.

  16. Anonymous3:59 PM

    For everyone asking, "WHY does President Obama not say a thing about this and stop it?"

    He has, graciously, and cannot by rules that will all but disappear January 20th.

    BLESS you, President Obama and First Family! You will never know how much you were respected and will be missed.

  17. Anonymous4:20 PM

    Aesop's Moral:
    A man is known by the company he keeps.

    Trump ‘friend’ and N.Y. campaign co-chair says he wants Obama dead of ‘mad cow disease’ in 2017

    1. He also said Michelle was a man and should go to Africa and live with the gorillas.

      No Republican should have the nerve to call out Democrats who criticize Trump considering how disrespectful (and RACIST) they have been in the last 8 years.

  18. Anonymous4:26 PM

    Make your voice heard:

    'Forcing your employees to perform for Drumpf or be fired reeks of fascism. People are humans, not your slaves. Criticism of the orange monkey is not invalid or ranting. He is a mentally deranged dangerous sociopath who has no qualifications to be president. He must be resisted by every means including boycott by artists. No one else wants to go to his party. Shame on you for pretending he is normal and going on with business as usual.'

  19. treason for a shitgibbon4:27 PM

    Trump quotes Putin in tweet slamming Clinton, Democrats

    "President-elect Donald Trump tweeted Friday evening that he agreed with Russian President Vladimir Putin that Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton and her allies should "lose with dignity."

    "Vladimir Putin said today about Hillary and Dems: "In my opinion, it is humiliating. One must be able to lose with dignity." So true! " Trump wrote.z'

    1. And Trump lost the most undignified race ever. By media and Russia.

    2. Anonymous3:54 AM

      Since Election Day, Hillary Clinton has been the very soul of dignity. It's Trump who's the total chump, complaining every day in every way that he won it all, just about every single vote cast, even though he didn't. And what does Putin know about democracy, he imprisons or kills his political opponents.

  20. Anonymous4:36 PM

    This is disgusting beyond words! Sucking entire cities dry like this is just the beginning of the financial rape of this country. And the US Govt is now being demanded to pay for this, OUR taxpayer money. Sickening.

    It has cost New York City $35 million to protect Drumpf since the election and Florida residents are stuck with bills for Thanksgiving and the Holidays

    Long long ago when kings roamed the West, people feared the royal court’s visit. The king and his retinue would eat his hosts out of hearth and home and all would suffer as a result. Those days have returned, with New York City having spent a whopping $35 million to protect Drumpf since the election.

    Remember when Republicans were always complaining about Obama vacations? Now they have something else to complain about, not that they’ve stopped complaining about Obama.

    New York Police Department’s deputy commissioner of intelligence and counterterrorism John Miller complained the city got back only $7 million, saying, “it’s not fair to New York City because … this is an unfunded federal mandate.”

    The New York Post earlier reported that “The Secret Service is eyeing two contiguous floors for over 250 agents and cops” at Drumpf Tower, using two entire floors of the building complete with a 24/7 command post.

    Obviously, with the Obama’s being residents solely of the White House when not on vacation, such additional precautions and expensives are not required.

    And New York City isn’t alone. Drumpf is a glowering presence on Palm Beach, Florida, as well. The Hill reports,

    “Florida members of Congress have asked the Justice and Homeland Security departments to reimburse Palm Beach County for hundreds of thousands of dollars spent protecting President-elect Donald Drumpf when he stays at his Mar-a-Lago resort.”

    Drumpf spent four very expensive days there over Thanksgiving, and he plans to further inflict himself on the locals, who already anted up $250K for that visit, for another ten days over the holidays.

    So Senators Bill Nelson (D); Marco Rubio (R); and Reps. Alcee Hastings (D), Ted Deutch (D), Lois Frankel (D), and Patrick Murphy (D) have joined forces to write to Attorney General Loretta Lynch and Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson to ask “the agencies to use funds allocated by the continuing resolution Congress passed last month to repay the county for its expenses.”

    ...And Drumpf has quite the retinue, including not only his Secret Service detail but his own private security goons. Attempts by both Politico and Salon to find out who Drumpf plans to bill for this extra security have been ignored by the transition team.

    As we know already, however, Drumpf likes to use other peoples’ money to pay for things, so it is unlikely he plans to pick up the bill for anything he isn’t forced to. Much depends on the Republican-controlled Congress. And he’s already proven you can make a profit off running for president.

  21. Anonymous4:41 PM

    Trump Launches Into THIRD Twitter Meltdown Of The Day, Racist Muslim Attack (DETAILS)

    ... The terrorist who killed so many people in Germany said just before crime, "by God's will we will slaughter you pigs, I swear, we will……

    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 23, 2016

    slaughter you. This is a purely religious threat, which turned into reality. Such hatred! When will the U.S., and all countries, fight back?

    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 23, 2016

    First of all, to frame the attack as “purely religious” is ludicrous. Trump might as well have said the attack was “purely German.”

    Trump, in saying “this is a purely religious threat,” plays right into the terrorists’ game. He is making idealistic excuses for why the incident occurred, when he could be forming strategy over how to keep the nation safe.

    In the real world, there is much more to fighting against terrorism then denouncing a certain religion, as Trump has long been fond of doing.

    Secondly, “when will the U.S. and all countries fight back”? Where have you been, Donald?

    Where have you been while thousands upon thousands of U.S. soldiers have died over the past decade fighting wars waged in the name of “fighting back?”

    Oh yeah, that’s right — you’ve been building a corrupt global real estate empire from the comfort of your gold encrusted apartment.

  22. Anonymous4:44 PM

    Trump Is Having An INSANE Friday Meltdown On Twitter, Top U.S. Ally Threatened (TWEET)

    Trump fired off a curt, threatening tweet directed at the United Nations Friday afternoon, writing simply, “As to the U.N., things will be different after Jan. 20th.”

    As to the U.N., things will be different after Jan. 20th.

    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 23, 2016

    One simple sentence is all Trump wrote, threatening the main vehicle for global negotiations for the past several decades.

    The United Nations has seen the world through decades of conflict. It has provided a forum that attempts to be equally representative to all parties through conflict after conflict, from the tension between the United States and the Soviet Union in the Cold War era to the many more regionally confined conflicts of the past decades.

    And yet, Trump finds none of this worthwhile enough to warrant taking seriously, instead opting to assert that “things will be different after Jan. 20th.”

  23. Anonymous4:48 PM

    Donald Trump and his doctor claim he’s 6-foot-3, but his New York driver’s license says he’s actually an inch shorter.

    A copy of Trump’s license, obtained by POLITICO through an open-records request, lists the anus mouth at 6-foot-2.

    1. Anonymous5:15 PM

      DO they measure you in New York? Or do you self report how big you are?

    2. Ah. Who cares? He is not big. That might prove to a bigger disaster.

  24. Anonymous4:50 PM


    Daily Mail:
    Donald Trump made another big presidential pick on Wednesday, with singing prodigy Jackie Evancho announcing on Today that she would be performing at the President-elect's inauguration next month.

    Trump picked this 16 year old girl and her parents are okay with it? Didn't the girl's parents do any research on Trump?

    1. Claims he grabs women by the pussy.

    2. Says he carries TicTacs because he can't control himself. He sees pretty women and he can't help kissing them.

    3. While Trump was discussing women he did or did not find attractive, he brought up Paris Hilton, a friend of his daughter Ivanka’s.

    “Now, somebody who a lot of people don’t give credit to but in actuality is really beautiful is Paris Hilton,” he said. “I’ve known Paris Hilton from the time she’s 12, her parents are friends of mine, and the first time I saw her she walked into the room and I said, ‘Who the hell is that?’”

    That's #NOTMYPRESIDENT moves up from 12 to 16 years old.

    1. Anonymous3:50 AM

      I never heard of Jackie Evancho. Who is she?

    2. She was the second runner up in the 2010 America's Got Talent. That's right. He couldn't get a first place winner or anyone closer than 2010.

      Add Kid Rock and Ted Nugent and it's no wonder the (Republican) owner of The Rockettes is forcing them to perform. I notice they only performed for the inauguration in 2000 and 2005. Only Republican inaugurations.

      Trump is such a LOSER he can't get any A-listers to perform. Not those that support him. Not even by offering an ambassadorship. He can't BRIBE anyone to perform.

      Now he's doing sour grapes and claiming he doesn't want any big names. Wonder how that makes Nugent feel.

  25. Anonymous4:51 PM

    Here's what the electoral map would look like if only people who weren't burnt to a crisp in the nuclear holocaust voted.

  26. Anonymous5:03 PM

    Putin's background in KGB would provide him with the correct way to address the head of state. In the United States, this is the correct form of address:
    Envelope, official:
    The President
    The White House
    1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.
    Washington, DC 20500
    Letter salutation: Dear Mr. President:

    Excellency sounds like Donald Trump's vision of himself.

  27. Anonymous5:58 PM

    Watching all of this from Canada - I'm lost for words. My greedy relatives ( with their oversized investment pools ) are salivating, calling the Dow-Jones at 30,000, and supporting our own Federal Conservative leadership candidate Kelley Leitch, who is following the Trump playbook page by page. Idiocracy wasn't supposed to be a documentary. I'm glad I'm over 60 and have no children. Watching this bullshit unfold feels like a bad acid flashback. All my best to the American people - this is going to get ugly.


    1. Anonymous8:25 PM

      I guess we humans have a big bone to pick with each other. War is in the future. In the end no one will win, and history will have stories to tell of one stupidity after the other all starting in 2015 when the orange one came down those elevators. Turned out not only America was festering with pus but the world too. Even Putin will not remain unscathed. Watch Cormec McCarthy's "The Road". This is our future. Eating babies to keep our petty selves alive. Not kidding.

  28. Anonymous8:25 PM

    "reatest concern is the lack of public awareness about this existential threat, the absence of a vigorous public debate about the nuclear-war plans of Russia and the United States, the silent consent to the roughly fifteen thousand nuclear weapons in the world. These machines have been carefully and ingeniously designed to kill us."

  29. Oh, I bet little Donnie got a hard on when he read "His Excellency."

    "(The Borowitz Report)—After having difficulty persuading prominent entertainers to participate at the event, the Trump transition team announced on Sunday that the Russian President Vladimir Putin would sing at Donald J. Trump’s Inauguration next month.

    In a brief statement from the Kremlin, Putin said, “I will be most delighted to perform for my comrade.”"

    Too bad it's not true. Can you picture Putin singing "The Wind Beneath My Wings" flanked by The Rockettes?


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