Facebook page, who actually linked to her new favorite conservative fake news site.
But as it turned out they were actually linking to this site where the article originated.
Here are the 6 reasons given for why millennials should become baby factories like Bristol:
1. You Can Survive Public Shaming
Palin has already endured enough public humiliation to last a lifetime. Most pregnant teens don’t have to deal with both pregnancy hormones and the intense scrutiny of a presidential campaign simultaneously. And if we’re being honest, most of us didn’t have the best taste in high school. We likely wasted time on boys who wouldn’t grow up to be husband and father material. Palin lived it all in the spotlight, and she’s still here. That takes guts.
Okay first off that sounds like it could have been written by that batshit crazy Palin troll Alicia.
Secondly much of Bristol's public humiliation she brought on herself.
I had every intention of ignoring her after her mother lost the 2008 election.
However she then started fighting Levi for custody of his son, appeared in a trashy reality show, wrote a crappy book, and started allowing her mother to use her identity to spread her misinformation on a blog.
That made Bristol fair game in my book.
2. Live Your Values
What? No seriously, what?
I know an awful lot about the Palins, and their values as far as I can tell have always been "Let me get mine and screw the rest of you."
Or perhaps I am not being fair.
Maybe their values were properly demonstrated by Bristol when she told Levi that he would never see his son again if he did not do what she wanted. Or perhaps by Sarah Palin when she lied about the Affordable Care Act having "death panels." Or perhaps by Track Palin when he was beating his girlfriend black and blue.
Are those the values for which Bristol Palin and her family should be celebrated?
3. Learn From Your Mistakes
4. Embrace the Blessings of Family
Which Bristol did when she referred to Sailor's conception as a "mistake," even though we are to believe it was a baby created with her then fiance who she eventually married?
Am I misunderstanding the word "embrace" here?
5. Create the Family You Want
Yes whenever possible trick a Medal of Honor winner into marrying you, and rescuing your tabloid style reputation by posing for Instagram pictures indicating that you are a completely changed person now. (Also helps if your mother can hire some no name writer to post an article like this one on your behalf.)
6. Be Patriotic and Multiply
Not everyone wants be a parent, but for those of us who do — and don’t face fertility challenges — it makes sense to max out on the number of children your family can handle emotionally, financially, spiritually, and otherwise. After all, there’s no greater statement of optimism about the future than having a baby.
Okay this one requires a more serious response.
While I would never tell people that they should not have children, the idea of popping them out like bunnies is incredibly selfish considering that our planet is severely overpopulated already and that adding more mouths to feed adds to a burden that we are barely able to handle as it is.
Besides the last thing that civilization needs is more poorly educated, poorly behaved Palin progeny running around.
If I were arrogant enough to offer advice to the Millennials it would be to do almost everything the exact opposite of how Bristol Palin did them.
Use birth control when having sex.
Don't tell the world you are a good little Christian while acting the exact opposite in private.
Take responsibility for your mistakes, and don't blame everybody else when they happen.
Actually work for a living and don't live off of the ignorance of others.
Don't keep your children from seeing their other parent.
And finally, educate yourself as much as possible, because the world is becoming an ever more complicated place and ignorant people, while fun to mock, are only going to get to find themselves left behind.
Are just some things I would suggest if I were arrogant enough to offer advice.