Saturday, December 17, 2016

Your laugh out loud post of the morning. An article entitled "6 Reasons Millennials Should Bring On The Babies Like Bristol Palin." No it is not a joke.

I first saw this mentioned over on the Grizzled Granny's Facebook page, who actually linked to her new favorite conservative fake news site.

But as it turned out they were actually linking to this site where the article originated.

Here are the 6 reasons given for why millennials should become baby factories like Bristol:

1. You Can Survive Public Shaming 

Palin has already endured enough public humiliation to last a lifetime. Most pregnant teens don’t have to deal with both pregnancy hormones and the intense scrutiny of a presidential campaign simultaneously. And if we’re being honest, most of us didn’t have the best taste in high school. We likely wasted time on boys who wouldn’t grow up to be husband and father material. Palin lived it all in the spotlight, and she’s still here. That takes guts.

Okay first off that sounds like it could have been written by that batshit crazy Palin troll Alicia.

Secondly much of Bristol's public humiliation she brought on herself.

I had every intention of ignoring her after her mother lost the 2008 election.

However she then started fighting Levi for custody of his son, appeared in a trashy reality show, wrote a crappy book, and started allowing her mother to use her identity to spread her misinformation on a blog. 

That made Bristol fair game in my book.

2. Live Your Values 

What? No seriously, what? 

I know an awful lot about the Palins, and their values as far as I can tell have always been "Let me get mine and screw the rest of you."

Or perhaps I am not being fair.

Maybe their values were properly demonstrated by Bristol when she told Levi that he would never see his son again if he did not do what she wanted. Or perhaps by Sarah Palin when she lied about the Affordable Care Act having "death panels." Or perhaps by Track Palin when he was beating his girlfriend black and blue.

Are those the values for which Bristol Palin and her family should be celebrated?

3. Learn From Your Mistakes 



Really seems like that one took her awhile.

4. Embrace the Blessings of Family 

Which Bristol did when she referred to Sailor's conception as a "mistake," even though we are to believe it was a baby created with her then fiance who she eventually married?

Am I misunderstanding the word "embrace" here?  

5. Create the Family You Want 

Yes whenever possible trick a Medal of Honor winner into marrying you, and rescuing your tabloid style reputation by posing for Instagram pictures indicating that you are a completely changed person now. (Also helps if your mother can hire some no name writer to post an article like this one on your behalf.) 

6. Be Patriotic and Multiply 

Not everyone wants be a parent, but for those of us who do — and don’t face fertility challenges — it makes sense to max out on the number of children your family can handle emotionally, financially, spiritually, and otherwise. After all, there’s no greater statement of optimism about the future than having a baby.

Okay this one requires a more serious response. 

While I would never tell people that they should not have children, the idea of popping them out like bunnies is incredibly selfish considering that our planet is severely overpopulated already and that adding more mouths to feed adds to a burden that we are barely able to handle as it is.

Besides the last thing that civilization needs is more poorly educated, poorly behaved Palin progeny running around.

If I were arrogant enough to offer advice to the Millennials it would be to do almost everything the exact opposite of how Bristol Palin did them.

For instance:

Use birth control when having sex.

Don't tell the world you are a good little Christian while acting the exact opposite in private.

Take responsibility for your mistakes, and don't blame everybody else when they happen.

Actually work for a living and don't live off of the ignorance of others.

Don't keep your children from seeing their other parent.

And finally, educate yourself as much as possible, because the world is becoming an ever more complicated place and ignorant people, while fun to mock, are only going to get to find themselves left behind.

Are just some things I would suggest if I were arrogant enough to offer advice.

150 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:38 AM

    The Palin's are the least we have to worry about in this Country

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    1. Anonymous8:57 AM

      The Palin's what, exactly?

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    2. Anonymous12:43 PM

      Oops you caught a mistake so ignore the point of the comment.

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    3. Anonymous3:42 PM

      In this case, the 'mistake' made the comment unclear. The Palin's children?? The Palin's griftiness??

      If misplaced apostrophes are no big deal, you should see what happens around the palin house when someone misses a period.

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  2. Anonymous8:47 AM

    Excellent points. All of them. I am anxiously awaiting your commentary on 1. Sarah's recent boo-hooing about Wal Mart's use of the word Retard and 2. Bristol's post condemning Domestic Violence--yep, it's on her Facebook. I actually waded in on #1 and pointed out on Sarah's Facebook that if she were serious about this she should publically denounce the word Libtard and ask her supporters to stop using it. I didn't say anything about Trump mocking the disabled. I only got 3 angry short responses.

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  3. Anonymous8:50 AM

    Bristol has always been so jealous that Levi ended up doing better than her that she can't see straight. Sad.

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    1. Anonymous9:07 AM

      And no amount of bribing "husbands" or making babies will ever change that. Sunny is beautiful and Bristol hates it.

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    2. Anonymous9:25 AM

      I agree. She is now so happy with bald fatty. Lol. Where do here gingers go through no hair. Lol. Oh snd the eyes are real but the face is fake. She thinks she is so ugly she had to rearrange her face.

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    3. Anonymous10:37 AM

      9:25 AM - this has been my point all along. For the "Christian" I am fearfully and wonderfully made by God, why rearrange your face at such a young age? What God gave her wasn't good enough? The jaw excuse was as lame as they come and now she will forever have to maintain it. Mommie Dearest looks like a tranny for "her" upkeep.


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    4. Anonymous10:50 AM

      And she's still competing. She thinks having another pregnancy helps in that regard. Sad.

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    5. Anonymous2:24 PM

      Does Sunny do pet photography? I am going to Alaska in a few weeks to pick up a Newfoundland puppy and would like to have some nice photos taken. Is she still in the photography business?

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    6. Anonymous3:28 PM

      I would be very careful 224pm. Good animal photos are difficult to take, especially puppies. You need seone who is very experienced in getting animals to do what you want in order to capture the best photo.

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    7. Anonymous4:06 PM

      That's probably Alicia pretending she's going to Alaaaaaska to get a puppy so she can see if Sunny is still doing photos....

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    8. Anonymous4:11 PM

      Selfies are more of her specialty.

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    9. Anonymous5:04 PM

      To the asshole at 4:06pm -

      Black Tie Newfs are in Wasilla and have a litter born in November. Google it. Not everything is about stalking Sunny.

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  4. Anonymous8:55 AM

    Pooping out babies is patriotic?
    BWAHAHAHA

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    1. Anonymous9:20 AM

      Remember, the white 'believers' are becoming a minority, so the only recourse is to convince white evangelical women that they don't need college, don't need a job, because their job is to please a dominant white male and pop out a kid a year. Heck, if you're good at grift, you might get a TV show out of it, and never have to work yourself! Of course, should that happen, your entire life and the lives of your innocent kids will be under a microscope, so any illegal acts any of you commit will be dealt with. So Brissy, maybe three legit (OK, one legit and two???) are enough until you or Dumbkota actually find work.

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    2. Anonymous9:43 AM

      Actually, the USSR had medals they gave to women who had the most babies. I catalogued them when in college, working for a museum. maybe Brisket can come up with a line of "medals for Mommies."

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    3. Anonymous9:50 AM

      Yes, if they are uneducated and unskilled they can always go into the military! Nothing new in this, it has been happening forever. That’s Dakota’s role in the Palin brand.

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    4. Anonymous10:00 AM

      Hollywood gave them their chance. That America laughed and turned the channel was our right. Hope Mommie Dearest invested her millions well because none of those kids, including the newest acquisition MOH, will never amount to anything.

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    5. Anonymous11:15 AM

      9:43, the "Mother Heroine" medals were for women who had 10 children, and were given after wars killed off many Russian men.

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    6. Anonymous5:23 PM

      only the ones that got that RUSSIAN money with it...hu Sarah? Sarah?

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  5. Anonymous9:03 AM

    About point 1. in Bristol's list. I would blame her batshit crazy mama for parading her around as if pregnant (who knows just how pregnant she actually was) during the 2008 campaign. After all, she was used by mama to "prove" that Trig musta been Sarah's.

    Also, too, if she hadn't "survived" this, just where is she supposed to be now?

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  6. Anonymous9:05 AM

    So basically fuck your whole town, find a dumbass MOH Recipient, trap him into marriage, go on Instagram and whatever shitty blog you can and talk about your "perfect marriage". All while being a high paid abstinence spokes person, and going on DTWS and get pregnant and telling the world high school basketball practice was harder hence the big weight gain. And publicly drag your babyfathers and potential baby father thru a long exensive and public battle, while using daily mail to put your bullshit lies out there ignoring a privacy order. I got it.😧😧😧

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    1. Anonymous10:52 AM

      And don't forget how she is always talking about her shit-off-the-pounds drinks. It's so embarrassing. She actually wants people to think about her colon being cleansed. Yuck.

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  7. Anonymous9:06 AM

    Bristol, Bitch please go away

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  8. Anonymous9:16 AM

    Was the original article suppose to be satire? because it sure sounds like it.

    They forgot to add :

    8. Be able to financially support your children before you bring them into the world. Not everyone has a mommy with a PAC to screw the elderly out of their social security checks.

    There are too many conservative christian teenagers with children on welfare.

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    1. Anonymous10:53 AM

      You've said it all perfectly, 9:16.

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  9. Anonymous9:19 AM

    That choosing the wrong person in high school goes BOTH ways. Levi could have saved himself a lot of heartache and $$$ if he had never been involved with the chubby Bristles. She seems to think she is some type of "prize" and she is not. What an ego on a plain looking, uneducated, multiple times pregnant whore. That reputation will stick with her her entire life. So many hdden babies, someone knows what happened to them all.

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    1. Anonymous10:01 AM

      Does Dakota know about the DWTS baby?

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    2. Anonymous10:54 AM

      Exactly. She thought and still thinks she's all that. She's nothing.

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    3. Anonymous3:49 PM

      She was little more than an average girl with below average social skills who was convinced by her ambitious mother that they could be somebody important.

      When that didn't work and easy money began drying up she now wants a round of applause for creating another baby??? After 3, one would think she figured out that getting preggers isn't all that difficult so no applause forthcoming.

      If it's privacy she wants, her trail of immature mini-rants doesn't square with her behavior.

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  10. Anonymous9:23 AM

    Good luck. Babies cost way too much these days.

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    1. Anonymous2:11 AM

      Over $250,000, from birth to 18 years is the latest cost figure.

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  11. Anonymous9:27 AM

    Since we're on the topic of Bristol: Does anyone know where they're living now that her house has sold? Also, does anyone up there in the know have any idea when the new miracle is really due? And, does anyone know if Dakota is truly the father of Sailor?

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    1. Anonymous10:03 AM

      The latest photo seems to be taken on the dead lake. Maybe they are living in the garage, since Track has been bought a house. I have a theory about her "mrriage: to Duh. All her friends were secretly attracted to the good looking Levi, so she got the VERY safe Duh, so he will not be tempted. They could be nicknamed "The Gruesome Twosome" At least Duh is in his natural state, not cosmetically enhanced like his whore "wife".

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    2. Anonymous10:55 AM

      At some point, though, she'll have him going in for hair plugs.

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  12. Anonymous9:32 AM

    If Bristol Palin was all for having many babies, why didn't she gloat about her 2006(mono) pregnancy and her 2010 pregnancy?

    http://www.palinpeytonplace.com/uploads/1/6/2/4/1624313/6879418.jpg?348x234

    http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Bristol+Palin/Maksim+Chmerkovskiy+Arrives+Dancing+Stars/QYhlgpDfLt0

    http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Bristol+Palin/Dancing+Stars+Contestants+Arriving+Tonight/WCMCnjRDx0b

    http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Bristol+Palin/Bristol+Palin+Goes+Rehearsal/PtMN4quhEWJ

    http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Mark+Ballas/Bristol+Palin/Dancing+Stars+Contestants+Getting+Ready+Show/rlWuNPgDESz

    http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2011/07/bristol-palin-addresses-her-bizarre.html

    http://www.frugal-cafe.com/public_html/frugal-blog/frugal-cafe-blogzone/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/sarah-palin-haiti-dec-2010.jpg

    Does Bristol look like she just completed 2 full months of strenuous dancing? She is obviously PREGNANT!!!
    http://cglcdn.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/HaitiSPcholera4_0830re1.jpg

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  13. Anonymous9:34 AM

    I gotta disagree with you about ignorant people being left behind. Seems to be they're making leaps and bounds over those of us who stay informed. Exhibit A: our president-elect.

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    1. Anonymous10:18 AM

      I remember the video of her first book signing crowd. "She's just like me!" Well, lady, that is not an attribute.

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  14. Anonymous9:36 AM

    "And finally, educate yourself as much as possible, because the world is becoming an ever more complicated place and ignorant people, while fun to mock, are only going to get to find themselves left behind.”

    Exactly. What exactly does Bristol Palin do except pop out babies? My children were aware early on in life that it was a do it yourself job. They were encouraged to do well in every endeavor they set for themselves. Our family did not have anywhere near the resources the Palin family has yet each of our children have college degrees. They put off having children to do so. I find the Palin’s casual approach to child rearing to be a sign of a serious lack of consideration for the planet, the country and their community. It also is a sign of and entitlement mentality that boggles.

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    1. Anonymous10:23 AM

      How does she lack awareness? She's not the one who said I want babies because I miss having an infant around which is a terrible reason to have kids. That was the one thing that concerned me about Levi. His anti logic approach. His two won't be terribly hard to put through college but he will find a third full time kid a strain on time. With many kids someone always comes up empty and one or more kids have to give up something as far as activity. At least bristol knows how to be responsible and has never had a kid with someone who didn't want to be a parent. Unfortunately the immaturity in not recognizing a group of liberals want to ruin you in order to slander your sons loving grandma was Levi's downfall. But he's learned and has said Fuck you to liberals who hurt him and abused his kid.

      I know this is a rare comment here but I am proud of bristol. She's always worked. Defenses herself against liars. And protected the innocent from creepers and abusers. And she either knows what BC is despite not being on it in school or she's anti sex. Because 3 kids in 8 years = responsible person. And raising perpetually happy well nurtured kids while remaining humble = good parent.

      We all saw her survive Sadie and say a prayer when sunny trashed Sadie finally.

      It's time to stop the lies and hate here and admit we're bullyish assholes who ruined a teen dad's life and abused a woman's amazing kid.

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    2. Anonymous10:24 AM

      No palin feels entitled. That is clear and I have to defend them because I work in NYC government and my building is crawling with nepotism and entitled assholes who literally do nothing but sit around and refuse to talk to people who don't have 5 mil dollar trust funds.

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    3. Anonymous10:59 AM

      Oh please. Scarah and Barstool both think their shit doesn't stink. And Bar and Scarah "working" is a joke. As for Levi, he's a regular good-catch cute and decent guy with a regular job whose value doesn't depend on celebrity--he's real. Bristol is all about PR and blows hundreds on one bag alone. She has no understanding of the value of a dollar.

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    4. Anonymous11:03 AM

      "never had a kid with someone who does not want to be a parent"?? She had to drag Duh, kicking and screaming to Alaska for a paternity test (I doubt that happened) What about DWTS baby. what happened to THAT father? Work is NOT something the PayMe clan are used to, seem to be allergic to anything involving work. We all know that job at Dr. JackMrOff's office is a scam, lay off that. If you are trying to polish the turds that are the PayMe family, try harder. After all these years, you FAIL.

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    5. Anonymous11:05 AM

      Selling diet shakes is not a JOB. Ask women who work two or three honest jobs to provide for their families.

      If Brissy wants to screw her brains out and have a Duggar family, so be it. Free country. Don't pontificate because her "choice" is not what others do. The Palins are FAR from a model family, and why they are lampooned.

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    6. Anonymous11:13 AM

      10:24 " ... I have to defend them"

      Really? With lies? You obviously don't know anything about them you clueless nitwit.

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    7. Anonymous11:21 AM

      hahahaha, Barstool 'defenses' things? Wow. Put down the crack pipe.

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    8. Anonymous11:25 AM

      10:23 and 10:24; seek help.

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    9. Anonymous1:53 PM

      Anon 23: I just want to let you know more than a few conservatives find the Palin family values hard to digest too. As much as it will shock you, this is not a liberal vs. conservative situation. Sarah Palin divided the repub party into two camps and it will never be the same. Maybe you should get your head out of your ass occasionally and all will become clear.

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    10. Anonymous5:27 PM

      I think Barstool CAREFULLY got pregnant by the ol INSERT SPERM from who again? cough

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    11. Anonymous8:31 PM

      Sarah sucked off the tits of a trust fund that is so HUGE it has to be diverted before discovered. This has been going on over a century now and involves different countries. The sad part is the REAL birthright owner is the reason Sarah resigned. Crimes committed for decades!

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    12. Anonymous2:16 AM

      8:31 is Alicia's alter-ego.

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    13. Anonymous3:26 AM

      8:31, you put down the crackpipe too. Sarah Palin hasn't done anything for a century because she's only in her 50s. You kept spinning crazy tales about some mythical birthright person who also hasn't been doing anything for a century. It's time for you to put up (some information) or shut up.

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    14. Anonymous11:57 AM

      Is Auntie a Mommy may be and whose the Daddy? Was fucking that old old man worth it? Prostitution seems to have started with Sally and her sister 'lay down Sally'! What a tradition to carry on there Sarah! Call it a FuckPayCheck?

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    15. Anonymous11:58 AM

      3:26 gee for being a history major you don't read do you? are you a crackhead?

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  15. Anonymous9:44 AM

    ONHERBACK loves having unprotected sex, and getting ahead of herself. She also seems to enjoy hiding babies and not announcing who the Daddies might be if she even knows. Wait for the 'You Are Jealous' troll to swamp this blog with stupid retorts.

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  16. Anonymous9:50 AM

    Well at least Bristol didn't put spongebob squarepants in her pants to look pregnant, unless that is what she did at the RNC 2008:

    http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2271616.1435268616!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_750/bristol26n-3-web.jpg

    http://thewarriorlawyer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/bristol-palin-levi-johnston-picture1.jpg

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ckrSIzw1SZs/UcXsmxGE5jI/AAAAAAAAEt0/A8eqcSH2OvM/s1600/Palin+-+comparison+26+March+and+13+April+2008.jpg

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    1. Anonymous12:18 PM

      ROTHFLMAO.

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    2. Anonymous5:00 AM

      Bristol is post partum in the first picture.

      Sarah would have had a ruptured uterus if fetus grew that much in 4 weeks. Physiologically impossible in human gestation. Good old Gusty photo hoax!

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    3. Anonymous8:01 AM

      Post partum from the birth of Trig?

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  17. Anonymous9:52 AM

    How many young women will heed Bristol's edict to "go forth and multiply?" And find out that life is not so vibrant when you aren't paid my Mommy Dearest and you actually have to get a job to pay the bills.

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  18. Anonymous10:00 AM

    Her eyes look like the aftermath of a pleasure ride by Joey Junker(Sailor's Daddy). Does she allow Joey Junker to visit his daughter? Does she ever acknowledge her DWTS baby or the one from her 2006 pregnancy(Trig)?

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    1. Anonymous12:52 PM

      I don't care for the Palin family but some of this stuff rivals the deplorables for the level of vile.

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    2. Anonymous4:34 PM

      12:52 PM - so? Eight years of $arah saying whatever she wanted to in disparaging anything and anyone, got people killed by her rhetoric, and we're just supposed to sit back? NEVER.

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    3. Anonymous4:46 PM

      12:52--not at all vile. Joey Junker commented about Bristol's (over) drinking before Bristol told the world about her latest "disappointment". It's quite possible Junker is the father. There's photo evidence that Bristol was pregnant in 2006 (green sweater) and during her stint on DWTS, where she was the only contestant to ever gain weight...and all in the bulging belly.

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    4. Anonymous8:14 AM

      Green sweater - Trig in Valentines t shirt as preemie. Claims an April birthdate. Valentine's day falls in *February . Then,along came Trip..

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    5. Anonymous8:16 AM

      Looks like her mouth and chin just took some hammering. Theyre all red.

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  19. Anonymous10:15 AM

    Valid points though. People wanna wait until the perfect moment and there's no such thing as the perfect moment. She knows she's lucky to be young and always have been stable though.

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    1. Anonymous11:05 AM

      The only "stable" she knows are the stable of guys who had sex with her, then left the following morning!!

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    2. Anonymous2:19 AM

      "she's lucky to be young"
      Hunnie, she looks 50. And stable? The recordings of her at the Thrilla from Wasilla should disabuse you of that notion.

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    3. Anonymous4:55 AM

      Ummm yes there are perfect moments, you ninny!
      You graduate high school, you go to college, you go to grad school, you are on birth control and/or remain serially monogamous and really thoughtful and mature about sex and your cycle. You travel, you save money. You get married. You own a house. You and your spouse make great money. You come off birth control when ready (for me it was 11 months after marriage) You say to your spouse "let's go make a baby" and you do! You cherish the baby, you work maybe one day a week (on a Sunday, with husband home with baby ) cause you are smart and as much as you love your kid, one needs something a bit more than diapers and breastfeeding and child development all day every day.
      And then 7 months after your first baby, who you are still breastfeeding, you have a condom mishap (no, breastfeeding isn't birth control so we thought we had a back-up)......and you end up pregnant again, much sooner than planned.
      My point is, unplanned pregnancy can happen to the most diligent, but we were still financially ready. I can't imagine cranking out kid after kid without financial stability.
      My ONLY sadness was not having enough time alone with my first born. Otherwise we were thrilled, yet a bit shocked initially.
      Raising decent human beings takes a lot of work and attention.
      Anyone who has working parts can crank out kids. Turning them into decent humans is a whole other ballgame.

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  20. Anonymous10:34 AM

    I think while she's helped many people Witt her selflessness and humbleness, she could've taken the route of speaking about how her parents were great and tried to stop her and her less than able boyfriend who was allergic to school from having a baby while his mom encouraged it - her verbal admission. While it's true that sex among teens is declining and teen pregnancy has continued to decline for 20 years, society would Be better off focusing on boys and sex. It's terrible that every girl who has sex is shamed while their more active counterparts aren't. And what's worse, it's expected that the abandonment rate is high yet shame is still misplaced. I will never think a slit shamer is a good person. Especially when it is a fact that every girl who is slut shamed is the opposite of a slut. But I am glad Levi no longer treats girls badly and learned with mistakes how to not abuse his son by lying and being a hypocrite. He got so butt hurt over people selling him out yet it was lost on him that he made thousands of dollars that went to extravagant purchases because he decided to be a documented liar for a few years. I am happy he's matured. And at the time we all matured as well. Liberals destroyed him. Bristol warned him 6 years ago aboUt evil people and im surprised he admitted that.

    I'm happy they're happy and a father is now as good a parent as a mother is.

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    1. Anonymous11:11 AM

      Her reputation was well earned, believe that one. How many trial husbands, one night stands and assorted partners traipsed through her place, when Tripp was young? She is a whore, always has been always will be.

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    2. Anonymous12:06 PM

      Oh! Those bad ass slit shamers!

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    3. Anonymous12:17 PM

      Surely you jest. Remember the teacher. The brawl. Gino's realizations. The brawl with moh. Let's write a nonfiction version here.

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    4. Anonymous12:44 PM

      Is this person insane?

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    5. Anonymous12:51 PM

      Slit shamers and pussy grabbers, so unpresidented.

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    6. Anonymous4:05 PM

      Bristol is a slut because she publicly announced that Levi raped her, when she was a willing partner.

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    7. Anonymous4:52 PM

      4:05 PM - ask those who heard her in action how much she hated it. I am so sick of their lies.

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    8. Anonymous8:22 PM

      Butt lies are God's Will. Don't make me Bible beat you now. Snark.

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    9. Anonymous1:29 PM

      Whats it called when you shoot bullets thru the book levi wrote in front of his son???What do you call levi coming to pick up his son and granny and mini me are laughing their flat asses off inside and not allowing trip visits with his dad? What's it called when you tell trip daddy didn't show up to see him,and it's all a lie for your Reality Shit Show? I'll tell you what it is. ABUSE.

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  21. Anonymous10:40 AM

    I'm happy bristol teaches kindness, forgiveness and that people should be respected more than they deserve. And that's she's responsible.

    My neighbor who is 30, has 5 kids: ages 9 down to 1. Her husband makes $12 an hour and she was distraught when she finally did permanent BC. I can't understand these people.

    Thank you bristol for valuing the right things, for standing up for yourself against mean people, for taking slander more graciously than most, for forgiving your ex who doesn't deserve it. Thank you for instilling palin pride in your kids. Every kid needs to remember they have two last names no matter the circumstances. And thank you for havin work ethic. Your trust isn't erased by lies and I know you know that. No one can dictate who you are except you and I know you know that. Thanks for valuing trawl even if you have to warn about Germany and its 2 mentally ill residents who've abused you and your son.

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    1. Somebody needs to get off the sauce.

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    2. Anonymous11:16 AM

      Many of us are still wondering what Bristol's work ethic is comprised of. She's worked part time at best and has not pursued higher education which would make her enhance her employment opportunities. Quaffing strange drinks and blogging about them and posting the occasional ignorant political rant (written by others) are not jobs. Jobs are where you go and spend eight or nine hours a day for at least five days a week. None of the Palins seem interested in working.
      Beagle mom

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    3. Anonymous11:20 AM

      Yo must be a relative. The rest of us KNOW hoe the entire PayMe clan operates. Hard work? Give me a break. Is it hard to shill for those crappy shit shakes she peddles? I doubt that pays well, so what do they live on? Duh does not seem anymore hardworking than Bristles. We all saw how hard she worked on DWTS, people on the show were outraged that her mother's "fans" voted multiple times to keep her on it to make more $$$. The rules on voting had to be changed after she was on. Please go to a blog that is ignorant. Those of us here are well aware of how "hard working" the grifting PayMe clan are.

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    4. Anonymous11:29 AM

      Somebody is very, very verbose today.
      That I agree upon. /Snark

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    5. Anonymous11:54 AM

      Who's Trawl? Another son? :)

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    6. Anonymous12:15 PM

      You really need to review the tapes of the brawl party. ROTFLMAO!!!

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    7. Anonymous2:50 PM

      Valuing trawl? Do you mean valuing brawl? We already know that!!!!!

      Delete
    8. Anonymous8:29 PM

      Over medication can kill you. WTF are you trying to project? "I know you know that"?
      Do you know where this baby lives?
      http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ckrSIzw1SZs/UcXsmxGE5jI/AAAAAAAAEt0/A8eqcSH2OvM/s1600/Palin+-+comparison+26+March+and+13+April+2008.jpg

      My kids watch it on spongebob squarepants daily. Bristol Palin will never admit what she did with this baby:

      https://malialitman.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/bristol-pregnant-on-dwts.jpg

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    9. Anonymous8:53 PM

      Alicia Manglesdorf is drooling over Bristol again. Here are a few throwback Bristol pregnancies for you to ponder;

      http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.324168.1314417926!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_750/amd-sarahbristol-jpg.jpg

      http://lh4.ggpht.com/_oEdR9sL-23s/TEt81mqSlHI/AAAAAAAAACs/Xb0x_A7ftHY/bristolrnc1764649%5B3%5D.jpg?imgmax=800

      http://scharlottsbeacon.blogspot.com/2012_03_01_archive.html

      https://malialitman.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/bristol-pregnant-on-dwts.jpg

      http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Bristol+Palin/Dancing+Stars+Contestants+Getting+Ready+Show/FfazVYVqsdL

      http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Bristol+Palin/Bristol+Palin+Goes+Rehearsal/PtMN4quhEWJ

      http://www.frugal-cafe.com/public_html/frugal-blog/frugal-cafe-blogzone/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/sarah-palin-haiti-dec-2010.jpg

      http://cglcdn.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/HaitiSPcholera4_0830re1.jpg

      11-4-15:
      http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/01/05/22/2FD0412700000578-3386117-image-a-8_1452033506128.jpg

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    10. Anonymous8:04 AM

      Holey shit,What have you been smoking?? HAHAHAHAHA!! Obviously you're talking about someone other than the infamous barstool ,wasillas own town pump.Breeder of many,mother to few.

      Delete
  22. Anonymous10:45 AM

    "Palin lived it all in the spotlight, and she’s still here. That takes guts."


    Take guts as in her big gut on DWTS?

    Takes guts? Barstool still living in the spotlight is because she didn't want to work after high school.

    What is she doing in the spotlight is selling personal family pictures and family stories to the lame stream media to make a quick buck. Barstool sells subscriptions for monthly trinkets in a box, sells protein shakes (no not Levi's, Gino's and Joey's protein shakes), sells sweatshirts and anything she can do to basically con stupid teenagers into buying that crap.

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    1. Anonymous1:11 PM

      And now she is telling them to "go forth and multiply" and you will have a great life, just like Bristol!

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    2. Anonymous7:58 AM

      Bristol honey,you're in the "spotlight "for all the wrong reasons. Anyone else would just try to be a better person and lead a constructive private life,but not you. You're just too stupid for words.

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  23. Anonymous10:53 AM

    She certainly did not "learn from her mistakes" How many "mistakes" has she had so far 5 or 6? Certainly no role model for anyone. Skank.

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  24. Anonymous10:57 AM

    The mush minded Bristol slobber-er is all over this with 'odes' to 'maligned' saintly Bristol. Bless her tiny deluded mind.

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  25. Anonymous11:06 AM

    Leave it to the Palin wenches to legimize whoring around and pumping out bastard babies. Not everyone has a trust account and a conniving, grifting mother who would sell her kids down the river in a heartbeat, if the price tag was big enough. Disgusting.

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    1. Anonymous4:30 PM

      The Red State way of life has hit on a successful business model, in strictly evolutionary terms: keep 'em dumb, barefoot, and breeding like bunnies by the time they are old enough to breed.
      Kinda galling, though, that they turn around and slam blacks for having kids they "can't support."
      Ain't no hypocrite like a right-wing Christian (and I use the term loosely) hypocrite.

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  26. Anonymous11:11 AM

    "Be Patriotic and multiply" is straight out of 1930's European fascism and nazism, in case Sarah Palin and her daughter are unaware of 20th century history. Most more civilized people believe that children should be welcomed into their families and cherished and that they should be given opportunities to learn and grow in healthy environments.
    Beaglemom

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    1. Anonymous5:31 PM

      by God that's the ticket - toss em in a gas chamber - all of them - call it God's Will!

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    2. Anonymous7:53 AM

      You can put all the lipstick you want on this pig. She's still a pig.

      Delete
  27. Anonymous11:22 AM

    The Palin game in life is how many ways they can bag their shit and sell it. Christians have been doing it for centuries.

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  28. "After all, there’s no greater statement of optimism about the future than having a baby."
    ------------------------
    After all, there’s no greater statement of optimism about your driving skills than to get drunk on your ass and put the pedal to the metal.

    Tomato, tomahto.

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    1. Anonymous2:27 AM

      There's no greater stupidity that believing a baby is a 'gift from god'.
      Any fertile human old enough to manufacture sex cells can breed. It requires no talent or skill set.

      To have only wanted, planned-out babies IS the way to go. That requires a lot of thought and some scientific knowledge. No wonder the palins nixed that.

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  29. Anonymous11:37 AM

    Being a slut is not and never will be considered patriotic.

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    1. Anonymous12:53 PM

      That depends on who you are, 11:37.

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    2. Anonymous5:32 PM

      Hump that Bump - stripper music in bkgrnd

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  30. Anonymous11:38 AM

    Yes Ms Wasilla Bicycle, be a whore, pump out as many bastard offspring as you can (you've already had 5, or is it 6?). Then whine when people call you what you are - A WHORE!

    Those white fundy/dominionist xtians are terrified that if they don't pump out more overpopulation, they will will end up being just a shitty stain on history.

    Sorry, gonna call her what she is - retarded and proud of it.

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  31. Anonymous11:52 AM

    Sorry, Brissy, some of us raise our daughters to be NOTHING like you.

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    1. Anonymous1:25 PM

      11:52: I for one am not at all sorry that not more people are following her as their 'idol' or 'model'!

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    2. Anonymous1:36 PM

      Entirely bump 11:52, And nor do we wish for them to aspire to your values. Actually, what really are your values Bristol? Is it actually enough for you to be a willy nilly breeder? How do you actually make a living doing that?

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    3. Anonymous8:53 PM

      The Barstool is preaching irresponsible breeding only to justify dropping babies like a feral cat. Pretty lame even for the town bicycle. Guess she's just as dumb as she looks. Smart people only have babies they themselves can provide for. Popping out babies left and right takes away from the children you already have. If you can't afford them,you have no business having them. Of course,that's way over barstool's head. What a moron.

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  32. Anonymous12:20 PM

    it makes sense to max out on the number of children your family can handle emotionally, financially, spiritually, and otherwise. After all, there’s no greater statement of optimism
    about the future than having a baby.

    Wow, selling Tea-mi must be a very profitable way to pose for an instagram photo holding the beverage in its special container. Mention Bristol's name and receive a discount.

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    1. Anonymous2:29 AM

      Does that splodey butt tea cause birth defects?

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    2. Anonymous7:20 AM

      If I buy splodey butt tea do i get coupons for toilet paper also too?

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    3. Anonymous7:50 AM

      Why would brissles care if it harms the baby? She only cares about herself.

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  33. Anonymous12:37 PM

    https://www.adn.com/alaska-life/2016/12/16/convicted-of-sex-trafficking-amber-batts-gives-her-view-on-prostitution-in-anchorage-2/

    Pay for Piece of pu$$y

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  34. What is so patriotic about multiplying, living on government subsistence and public charity and adding more mouths to rape a planet already on the tipping point?

    What kind of "living your values" is sex out of wedlock and pregnancy without marriage? Isn't that the opposite of the two parent families with Dad the bread winner and Mom staying at home to raise the children 1950's bullshit these fundies are trying to force on America? Since when is dropping bastard after bastard a family value? Is wife beating a family value too? Create the family you want? So if you only want "perfect" children, you should put those disabled children in institutions? You should only have male children? Obviously if you don't have a husband you should just have children anyway? What? God will provide?

    This is the biggest bunch of bullshit I've read in a long time.

    Although it certain does reflect PALIN family values.

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    1. Anonymous1:27 PM

      +++!!!

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    2. Anonymous2:07 PM

      Certainly isn't The Bible that they claim to cling to. Court to make sure that Sailor was actually a true spawn of MOH. What does that tell you.

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    3. Anonymous8:21 PM

      Shouldn't you be bouncing those boobs?

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    4. Anonymous4:32 AM

      It's not "patriotic" to multiply mindlessly. It was recommended (and awarded) by fascist countries during the years before WWII because their populations had suffered greatly in the aftermath of WWI, which destroyed almost an entire generation of young men. Multiplying mindlessly is never a good idea. Nothing that is done mindlessly is a good idea. Parenting requires love, patience and hard work - these are not Palin virtues, nor are they fascist virtues.
      Beaglemom

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  35. Thinking people long ago figured out Bristol's number, and the willfully stupid have chosen not to. But perhaps luckier than both groups are those who respond, "Who...?"

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    1. Anonymous3:47 PM

      +++++,she and her family are trash.

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  36. Anonymous1:24 PM

    Party in Siberia
    "Pyatkovsky explained that all potential contestants have to sign waivers, which acknowledge that they could be raped or killed over the course of filming. He also confirmed that as of November 18, 32 people had already signed up to be stranded and tortured in the Siberian wilderness, including one American." A drumpf?
    "In addition to being sane, one must pay $165K for the honor of entering this surreal octagon. Pyatkovsky believes that his show will attract “rich and risky”

    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/12/17/the-real-life-hunger-games-is-coming-to-russian-television-god-help-us-all.html

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    1. Anonymous5:34 PM

      well then let's send Sarah and Todd there!

      you know since they THINK they are badasses!

      hahahaha

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    2. Anonymous2:31 AM

      Don't forget to send Trac, with all those jeebus tattoos all over his warrior body (drooling yet, $ara?).

      Delete
    3. Anonymous4:29 AM

      Maybe Todd, Track and MOH could go and do battle and rescue all the women.
      Beaglemom

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    4. Anonymous7:53 AM

      Drugged up Track will go fight those "pussies". Dakota will only go if he is drunk.Todd only flies in heeeeliocopters and out of control snow machines that kick his ass.

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  37. I'm not sure which of Mrs. Meyer's posts I like best: the unsolicited advice, or those decrying how no one will leave her to her privacy?

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    1. Anonymous2:01 PM

      For her Greta Garbo "I want to be left alone" supposed stance, dvlaries, she just won't go away.

      Mommie pushing the new political power couple? I cannot stop giggling.

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  38. Anonymous6:07 PM

    Ok... this millennial has huge issues with this. First off, I'm 28 and still living at home due to being underemployed while I also work on my MBA. Do I want kids? I think. But not now because if I can't afford to support myself how can I support a child? The responsible thing to do would be to not bring a child into a world where I couldn't care for it.

    Plus, I feel like this article shames women who don't want babies. NO is a perfectly valid choice.

    Lastly- this one barely graduated HS, doesn't work and has what, 8 kids now with different men? In what universe is that an inspiration?

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  39. Anonymous6:10 PM

    Barstool is such a "patriot" that they erected a statue of her vagina in Wasilla to celebrate her cuntry minded ho bits.

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    1. Anonymous2:34 AM

      At her old high school, no less!

      It's actually a 'vulva'. The vulva is the outside part ya see. The vagina is the inside tube.

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    2. Anonymous6:17 AM

      The vulva is the part ya see!!! Thank you! Thank you! THANK YOU!

      I can't believe how many (millions?) men and women don't know the correct words to discuss their own damn bodies.

      You know, I remember this one time at biology camp.....


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    3. Anonymous7:50 AM

      Bristol's vulva stays wide open for quick entry.

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    4. Anonymous1:00 PM

      It's like a revolving door at the bank.

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  40. Shetland1:21 AM

    People have sex and women give birth. It's what we do. Keeps humanity going. If you have a problem with this you're as hypocritical as the Palins you love to hate. Bristol doesn't have an unusual number of kids. She's not hurting anybody. Some people are way too prudish.

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    1. Anonymous5:46 AM

      People fuck and women give birth. It's what WE do. WE? What's this WE shit? Speak for yourself because you sure as hell do not speak for me.

      This Bristol person that you speak of is a known liar. She spews fake xtian bullshit while not following one single rule in her 'tell me how to live' book.

      She is filled with jealousy, hate, revenge, spite, hypocrisy, vanity.

      You lie, she DOES hurt others.It's on film for all to see, the way she hurt her own son.

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    2. Anonymous7:19 AM

      Hey! It's another typo!

      Wasn't the comment at 1:21 actually submitted by Shitland?

      I recognize this crap anywhere.

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    3. Anonymous7:22 AM

      Barstool is a totally selfish person and mentally unstable. All she knows how to do is suck d--k and spread her legs. Behavior that reflects that of a 8th grader. No education, no job. Lives off the welfare of others. What a role model.

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    4. Anonymous7:48 AM

      Do you actually know how many kids Bristol has been pregnant with? None of her sperm donors know. Do you know any of the true birth dates of any of her spawn?

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    5. Anonymous12:59 PM

      Barstool had Way too many kids when she'd already had 2 out of wedlock and continued to have 2-3 more,all from different men while getting paid to preach abstinence, for $$$. She wants to offer her unsolicited opinions,get paid for calling the tabloids then bitch when people comment about her desperate attempts to get noticed. Got a job yet barstool?

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    6. Anonymous3:01 PM

      Smart people do not procreate unless they want to. If you are so unaware then I will tell you, birth control lessens your chances of unwanted pregnancies. Now Trackmarks, get off your sister Barstool.

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  41. Anonymous3:20 AM

    The Federalist--a conservative rag. Conservatives want women out of the way so the white men can take everything. What better way to get rid of women than to keep them perpetually pregnant? Most women can't afford a stable of nannies like the Palins and their sweet, sweet PAC money, so in the average home, who's stuck at home hip-deep in filthy diapers and shrieking infants?

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  42. Anonymous9:29 PM

    Jan 28 would have been the conception date for Sailor's Nov. 4 birth. Remember Junker's comment about barstool still drinking? Its a sin to lie about your Junker kid,brissles. You're only fooling yourself.

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  43. Anonymous9:45 PM

    If bristol's mouth's moving,she's lying.

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