Saturday, February 18, 2017

Since we don't quite have enough ridiculousness in politics these days Ted Nugent threatens to run for office as well.

From ole poopy pants Facebook page: 

If these GOP sonsabitches dont get it right this time I will come charging in as the ultimate WE THE PISSED OFF PEOPLE Mr FixIt Consitutional firebreathing shitkicker candidate from hell! 

Well there's a campaign bumper sticker if ever I saw one. 

Now typically I would immediately discount the Motor City moron's chances as between "No fucking way" to "What, are you brain damaged?"

But let's face it we just learned how incredibly stupid a vast number of the American voting population are so who are we to say that a woman hating, draft dodging, profanity spouting, ammosexual could not get elected as well?

Nugent currently has homes in Illinois, Michigan, and Texas.

If he actually were to do this, which I doubt he would, he could easily get elected in Texas where being an asshole is essentially the prime prerequisite for entering politics.

Besides just think of how much fun it would be to cover this shit stain as he went around vomiting out his patented stupidity and embarrassing his state, his gender, and essentially the entire human race.

It would kind of be like covering Donald Trump if instead of a silver spoon, he was born with a silver straitjacket.

52 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:16 PM

    Just great ! This moron scumbag certainly fits the trump profile.
    He is right up there with the likes of Charles Manson, Paul Ryan,mitch McConnell, reince preibus,Sara Palin,mass murderer's, loud Buffon's, bannon,miller,kkk,Hitler,kellyanne.You get the picture all simpletons,big egos,racists. Etc.

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    1. Anonymous2:43 PM

      In other words, the Christian Conservatives perfect candidate. I no longer say America isn't THAT stupid. I have been proven wrong too many times recently.

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    2. Anonymous3:09 PM

      Oh yes, thank you for helping to round out the "Almighty" christian conservative qualification/endorsement.
      Yep, trump is the proof we are that fucki g stupid.
      God damn the fucking trump supporter/voters ignorance!!!

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    3. Anonymous8:23 PM

      "We" are not. T.Rump supporters are. Huge difference.

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    4. Anonymous11:16 PM

      Trump was sent away to military school at age 12. He had behavioral problems then. I'm not sure what they do to and teach kids like him but he sure came out a toxic turd floating in the swamp.

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  2. Anonymous2:33 PM

    Mr.Poopy Pants is all talk and no action.

    We are still waiting for him to kill himself after Obama was re-elected.

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    1. He promised to be dead or in prison by 2013.

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  3. Anonymous2:42 PM

    I hope he spreads his stink all over Trump like Sarah Palin has been prevented from doing.

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  4. Anonymous3:05 PM

    Nugent, loser. Go ahead who cares.

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  5. Anonymous3:06 PM

    One Vietnam draft dodger emboldens another Vietnam draft dodger. And they both like underaged girls.

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    1. Anonymous9:00 PM

      Ding! Especially if they're daughters.
      ROWR!

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    2. Anonymous11:18 PM

      Yes honorable vets standing next to poopy pants screaming cat scratch fever at don john's rally.

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    3. Anonymous11:24 PM

      The other wants to be a cowboy baby.

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  6. One is the pee king and the other is a shit queen. What smells about this?

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  7. Anonymous3:30 PM

    So Nugent and Kid Rock both think they don't have to work their way up and serve on a city council or in their state legis or even, as used to be, as a US House rep. They just want to go straight to US Senator. And they both think they can beat Debbie Stabenow. She may come across as a sweet grandma type, but she is smart and tough. And she's been working on a jobs initiative for 2017, among other things. Wow, we can imagine what Nugent wil be saying if he runs, and he'll think it's fine to keep calling her "a bitch." Kid Rock's actually a pretty decent guy s far as I've seen. Not that it matters, but he can sing. How the hell the untalented and complete turnoff Nugent hasn't been living out of his car for years is beyond me.

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    1. Anonymous4:52 PM

      Well it's not like t-rump had to work his way up.

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    2. Anonymous11:22 PM

      Yes too bad. I really liked my vinyl of rolling stones, cant always get what ya want, kid rock, I wanna be a cowboy baby and yes even poopy pants, cat scratch fever. But gladly I donated to local shooting range and removed from the classic collection forever.

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  8. Anonymous3:43 PM

    Perfect candidate for the republicans. They love sociopathic idiots. They feel a kinship. Trump is going to make their lives better. How stupid is that? lol I wonder what these aged idiots are going to do when their SS and Medicare is gutted. Fools.

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    1. Anonymous11:28 PM

      This is going to be a very nasty short chapter in USA history. The year the Republicans melted down. And they built that all by themselves. They own it and know it and We the people know it. And the alt loons from planet scientology can not change it, rig it, or sway it. It is real and fact.

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  9. It would be interesting to see him take on Sen. Dummy or Senator Anchor Baby in Texas. I can't even find enough interest to guess his chances.

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    1. He suggested he'd be running in Michigan. He must have an easy seat in mind.

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  10. Anonymous4:06 PM

    Melanomia starts his campaign rally by reciting the Lords prayer!!!!

    Rest was his usual list of complaints and lies.

    Personally I am getting tired of being mental abused by this moron.
    ===================================

    Transcript: President Donald Trump’s rally in Melbourne, Florida

    http://www.vox.com/2017/2/18/14659952/trump-transcript-rally-melbourne-florida

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    1. Anonymous4:45 PM

      What a joke that was. Since their wedding, these people never stepped inside a church before one point in the campaign, and any time they do now it's for show. And there had already been a prayer said by an actual minister. And although I believe she has been too lazy and holed up in the tower to bother learning English well over the past two decades, I also think she plays up the immigrant cuteness by making such goofs as that "who trespasses." She thinks it's charming to mangle her words.

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    2. Anonymous5:46 PM

      I heard that Melanomia is going to keep Michelle’s veggie garden.

      I presume she is going to take credit for it and claim that is her contribution to women and children.

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    3. Anonymous8:14 PM

      Melania will never be a First Lady and she knows it. I cannot feel one smidgen of sympathy for her.

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  11. Anonymous4:13 PM

    The GOp may want to consider using a sewer rat as the party symbol rather the an elephant.
    They would be more visible and clearly more easily recognized for what they stand for and who they really are and who they represent.
    Might help their cause? It would strengthen their POS party image. And be lockstep with their agenda to destroy Americas freedoms!

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  12. The CPAC 2017 speakers list has been announced.

    http://cpac.conservative.org/speakers/

    Guess who is NOT on the list???

    That's right -- Nugent is not on the list.

    And neither is . . . you know who!!

    http://cpac.conservative.org/speakers/

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    1. Anonymous5:37 PM

      And the pee puddle cried....they thought for SURE she'd be a headliner. Pardon me while I dissolve in giggles.

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  13. Anonymous4:25 PM

    Trump Lie Exposed With Proof He Is Indebted To Russian Mobsters

    Converting Russian mobsters’ stolen cash from overseas into Trump’s properties in the U.S. was a dirty win for both the criminal Russians and the criminal Trump.

    It would be important to define what a pathological liar is, including detailing their affliction and how it is manifested, but it’s all been done before. But if anyone needs to know what a pathological liar is, they can look at a picture of Donald Trump. Trump has spent the past months claiming he has no ‘business’ in or with Russia, or the Russians, and repeated the claim at his recent press conference-turned-lie-fest. However, in 2008 his son told a different story.

    During a real estate conference in 2008 Don Jr. boasted that the “Russians make up a pretty disproportionate cross-section of a lot of our assets. We see a lot of money pouring in from Russia.” As it turns out, Trump the younger likely made the greatest understatement of his rich privileged life and debunked daddy Don’s enormous lies.

    According to a fairly detailed and lengthy report, a human rights lawyer, Scott Horton, who has worked in the region for decades defending the likes of Andrei Sakharov and several other Soviet dissidents made some fact-based conclusions about Trump being saved from bankruptcy and total business collapses with funds “from Russian crime lords; the conclusions are stark.”

    Mr. Horton studied a series of three comprehensive reports in the Financial Times that reveal not only Trump’s abject failure at business, but that he was lying again on Thursday when he said he has no business connections to Russia.

    First it is worth a couple of words explaining the state of the Trump Organization prior to the massive, and conspiratorial, influx of what is thought to be at least in the “hundreds of millions of dollars” to save Trump’s failed business. Even though Trump has always touted his business acumen as worthy of deification, his “organization” was a “hollow shell and Trump was bankrupt” before being saved by Russian criminals.

    It was that “successful business genius” farce that served as a “screen behind which criminal activity” between Trump and Russian mobsters could be carried out “on a massive scale.” It is noteworthy that Trump desperately needed the Russians to bail him out because his credit and access to funds was non-existent; it’s the product of six bankruptcies by an alleged brilliant business mind.

    Thanks to Scott Horton’s deep research into the Financial Times’ studies, including comparing them with a report by the Director of National Intelligence (DNI), there is a very clear picture of Trump’s deep ties, and frightening financial dependence, on Russian oligarchs and crime bosses despite his claims to the contrary.

    According to Mr. Horton:

    http://www.politicususa.com/2017/02/18/trump-lie-exposed-proof-indebted-russian-mobsters.html

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  14. Anonymous4:25 PM

    Appearing on the The 700 Club, televangelist Pat Robertson said those who oppose Trump are revolting against God. It is easy to imagine Donald Trump agrees with Pat Robertson. Trump let the Religious Right anoint him as their messiah, after all.

    And that was precisely Robertson’s point in citing Psalm 2:2:

    “The kings of the earth rise up and the rulers band together against the Lord and against his anointed.”

    Watch courtesy of Right Wing Watch:

    http://www.politicususa.com/2017/02/18/pat-robertson-people-oppose-trump-revolting-god.html

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    1. Anonymous8:05 PM

      How would Pat explain Hitler or Idi Amin or any other brutal, murderous leader?

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    2. Anonymous10:52 PM

      All okay except Idi Amin (he's black you know) of course.

      dowl

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  15. Anonymous4:27 PM

    Bill Maher isn’t putting up with the Republican Party’s false piety, their use of the “Capital R, the kind that goes after your name if you’re a Republican.” An (R) that as Maher says, functions as a “Gall Pass.”

    “If you have one of those,” he says, “You can get away with pretty much anything when it comes to selling out, cursing out, or compromising your own country.”

    Watch courtesy of HBO Real Time:

    ...“When it was Hillary Clinton with an unsecure email server it was republicans who wanted to ‘lock her up!’ but president trump still uses the unsecure android phone he had before he got elected and he has been warned that with an older consumer grade phone like that someone could easily hack into his twitter account and start to post crazy messages, and how would we be able to tell?”

    And he wasn’t through:

    “So a couple of weeks before the Super Bowl, Bill O’Reilly asked Trump why he always defended Putin who O’Reilly said was a killer. But again, Trump took Putin’s side over America saying, ‘We’ve got killers here too. You think our country is so innocent?’ If a Democrat said that before the Super Bowl, they would be in Guantanamo Bay by halftime. Same as they would if they did this.

    “But if you have the magic (R),” Bill said. “No problem. Trump repeatedly said he was going to donate to military charities. Then didn’t. Then lied about it. He compared our intelligence agencies to Nazis. He said McCain who spent five years in a Vietnamese prison wasn’t a war hero because ‘I like people who weren’t captured.”

    And then Maher let the self-righteous, hypocritical conservatives who attacked President Obama and defend Donald Trump have it:

    “I’ve got to say to all you flag-waving right-wingers who always say I’m not gonna to stand here and let you run down Amerca, you’re standing there and letting Trump run down America.”

    This is a world where Republicans can do no wrong and Democrats can do no right. As Maher said, “if you have the magic (R) after your name, you can drive a Hummer through a day care center and Fox News would say the babies were asking for it.”

    “Why do Republicans get away with this? Why do they have patriotic immunity? America is like a dysfunctional family. The Democrats, are the older mature son who works hard and does everything right but somehow it is never good enough. And the Republicans are the young a$$hole son who is a f$ckup and it doesn’t matter how many times he crashes the Camaro, daddy buys him a new one.”

    http://www.politicususa.com/2017/02/18/bill-maher-slaps-magic-r-republicans-forgive-sins.html

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  16. Anonymous4:32 PM

    Trump Mental State Crumbling As He Compares Himself To Abe Lincoln And Calls Newspapers Fake News

    ...The rally itself was intended to boost Trump’s fragile ego, and keep his base rallied around him. The President rolled off a greatest hits package of his most recent falsehoods and misstatements. His attack on the media is nothing more than an attempt to discredit the journalists who are reporting the facts about him and his administration.

    http://www.politicususa.com/2017/02/18/trump-mental-state-crumbling-compares-abe-lincoln-calls-newspapers-fake-news.html

    The Resistance Is Winning As Trump Whines About Senate Democrats Refusing To Work With Him

    President Trump complained that Senate Democrats aren't working with him during his rally in Florida. One of the reasons why Senate Democrats are rejecting Trump is because millions of Americans are urging them to resist this president.

    ...The tactics that Democrats are using to gum up the Senate and keep Trump from accomplishing anything are working. Senate Democrats are listening to their supporters and doing what they were urged to do. As soon as Trump won the election, grassroots Democrats demanded resistance. Senate Democrats have listened, and they are already frustrating Trump and Republicans in Congress.

    Trump’s claims about his tax plan and what the Democrats want to do were total lies. It is Donald Trump’s tax plan that will give the wealthy and corporations a giant tax cut while raising taxes on the middle class and poor.

    ...Senate Democrats aren’t going to lift a finger to help President Trump do anything. They have become the tip of the resistance spear, and President Trump is already howling from the wounds inflicted upon his presidency.

    http://www.politicususa.com/2017/02/18/resistance-winning-trump-whines-senate-democrats-refusing-work.html

    Trump’s Completely Unnecessary Rally Was All About Getting Cheers for His Lies

    ...The plan was simple: When things get rough, run away and spend the public’s money and get some cheers from your adoring base to wipe away the pain of a press that now calls out your every lie. Yes, Donald Trump realizes the honeymoon is over.

    The lies began early, even before Trump took the stage and if you were not listening carefully you could be forgiven for not thinking Trump was being given credit for the death of Donald Trump. We were told “hard work and opportunity” would get the job done by a president who has taken three vacations in his first three weeks in office.

    http://www.politicususa.com/2017/02/18/trump-rally-getting-cheers-for-lies.html

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  17. Anonymous4:32 PM

    Ted will need a fluffer for the campaign trail and you know who would be perfect for that job.

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    1. Anonymous6:40 PM

      Maybe she can don her Superman tee and "fuck me" heels. It worked for Joni Ernst, who promptly dumped her once she was elect4ed.

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    2. Anonymous9:25 PM

      Remember the Australian Sarah Palin?
      Maybe she's available. :)

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  18. Anonymous4:39 PM

    Scott Lively Warns of a Gay-Led ‘Obama/Soros/Media Shadow Government’

    "My guess based solely on my knowledge of the 'gay' movement and Obama’s personal priorities, is that the today’s alphabet soup of intelligence agencies could easily be condensed to just four letters: LGBT"

    Pink Swastika author Scott Lively, who last October claimed “persecution” made Donald Trump a “real” Christian, is now telling us that deception is Satan’s – not Trump’s most potent weapon.

    That’s some reversal of the true facts of the situation. Old Scratch has nothing on Donald Trump when it comes to fibbing. As usual, for Lively as for other supporters of Trump’s new order, the elites are the enemy – even though with his avowed wealth, you don’t get much more elite than Donald Trump.

    “I’m encouraging Christians not to fall prey to the false-reality being spun by the elites against the Trump administration and our nation.”

    Important contextual note –> When you hear this, keep in mind Scott Lively also says gay marriage caused Noah’s flood.

    There is no reality more false than Trump’s, of course, and it’s Kellyanne Conway, not some liberal or progressive, laying claim to “alternative facts” or like Katrina Pierson’s “He hasn’t changed his position on immigration. He’s changed the words that he is saying.”

    But hey, as Bill Maher said earlier, the big (R) covers all such fabrications and fantasies. You can literally say anything when you’re a conservative. It’s not like everyone didn’t know it was raining at Trump’s inauguration even as he claimed God cleared the skies for him to speak. Yet he says it anyway. At every opportunity. As though endless repetition will make it true. And maybe it will.

    ...Oh dear. We’re in deep here, aren’t we? Machiavellian gay networks. And Lively apparently has some intimiate knowledge of gay matters for he assures us,

    http://www.politicususa.com/2017/02/18/scott-lively-warns-gay-led-obamasorosmedia-shadow-government.html

    http://barbwire.com/2017/02/17/the-illusion-of-chaos/

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  19. Anonymous4:39 PM

    Trump has been spanked publicly yet again, and a very shameful thing it is.

    http://www.politicususa.com/2017/02/18/j-k-rowling-destroys-donald-trumps-attack-free-press.html

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  20. Anonymous4:44 PM

    http://images.dailykos.com/images/367076/story_image/sid.png?1487271623

    Hey conservatives, we’re in the middle of a national crisis involving a nuclear armed adversary, and I’m pretty sure Ronald Reagan wouldn’t have let one of the enemy’s freakin spy-ships troll our eastern seaboard with complete impunity in the middle of that without at least saying something about it. Based on the disjointed presser Thursday afternoon, Trump is now aware his Russian pals are fearlessly tapping US networks while we are embroiled in his needless Kremlin quagmire. Is he planning on at least taking a symbolic position against it, or is he still too busy whining about losing the popular vote to even notice?

    A Russian intelligence ship has been spotted off the coast of Groton, Connecticut, where Naval Submarine Base New London is located, U.S. defense officials said. The ship, approximately 30 miles from the U.S. naval base, is still in international waters.

    Originally, I had asked rhetorically, why can’t we make the life of that spy crew miserable by buzzing it with US aircrafts, or escorting it everywhere with big nasty warships? Why don’t we just jam and blind the shit out of it it with US technical know-how? Then I watched the press conference and realized we can’t do anything subtle, we can’t risk actions with a defined but fragile margin of error and unforgiving consequences if that margin is exceeded, because we have an overhyped, pampered trust-fund doofus in the hotseat who could plunge the country and much of the world into recession, depression, or maybe even extinction, with the click of a mouse in the midst of a routine pique while surfing the Internet.

    http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2017/2/18/1633152/-This-week-in-science-House-Harkonnen-in-chaos

    Trump fanatic publicly encourages lynch-style arrest of Obama—with 'pitchforks and torches'

    http://www.dailykos.com/stories/2017/2/18/1635272/--Religious-Right-extremist-threatens-former-President-Barack-Obama-with-war-pitchforks-and-torches

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  21. Anonymous4:49 PM

    Scroll down at this link to where there's an ad for attendees to come to the rally and get a little reward for it:

    https://twitter.com/MelbournePolice/status/833087348170702848

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    1. Anonymous5:47 PM

      get a little reward for it:
      ===========
      What a bottle of trump water?

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  22. Anonymous4:57 PM

    OT?
    https://actionsprout.io/6F74D4/initial

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  23. Anonymous5:09 PM

    http://images.dailykos.com/images/347133/story_image/donald-trump.jpeg?1483805166

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cyi9A3KVIAESsF3.jpg

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  24. Anonymous5:12 PM

    Donald Trump Trolled As Media Accountability ‘Study’ Gets Hijacked

    http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/donald-trump-media-accountability-study_uk_58a6d300e4b07602ad53864a

    https://t.co/wHuNdIQF7L

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  25. Anonymous5:43 PM

    http://www.politicususa.com/2017/02/18/scott-lively-warns-gay-led-obamasorosmedia-shadow-government.html

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  26. Anonymous7:08 PM

    Nugent is super old, just like trump so whatever, if the retarded populace elected on stupid old guy you'd probably have a chance too, Ted Nugent, old fucker?

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    1. Anonymous7:45 PM

      Major Cruz backer, also too. The dryer must be done; changed socks. Whatever to get your name in the news, right Teddy?

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    2. Anonymous9:09 PM

      Meanwhile, here in Oregon, a couple of pigs escaped their property and killed by a bow and arrow by neighbor "in fear for his life." HE is now in jail. See how that works, Ted?

      Run for office, poopy pants, Al Franken you're not. Just like Palin, he cannot get over his "glory" days.

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  27. Anonymous3:52 AM

    The go to hell rally was not covered by national news except for the leaked stuff. A couple hundred scientologist showed up under orders and he did play with one crazy dude on stage for fun.

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  28. Randall5:32 AM

    The National Enquirer is still for sale in your grocery-store check-out line - and they sell millions every year

    There are millions of Americans that believe pro-wrestling and roller-derby are REAL sports (where the outcome isn't scripted)

    Glenn Beck flunked out of college in his second semester
    Rush Limbaugh flunked out in his first semester
    Sean Hannity couldn't hack it in college either so he went to a seminary college - somehow that qualifies Hannity to be a political pundit? I don't see how...

    Rachel Maddow has a PHD in Political Science...

    Fox "News" is neither "fair" nor "balanced" but is voted the "most trusted news" source by it's viewers

    Bill O'Reilly has had to pay (or Fox News paid FOR him) millions of dollars to settle sexual-harassment lawsuits (Andrea Mackris, anyone?)
    Roger Ailes, too
    Several Fox News "foxes" have or are currently suing Fox News and for sexual harassment - and winning. (Grechen Carlson, Andrea Tantaros, etc.)

    President Obama majored in Political Science with a minor in International Affairs and graduated at the top of his class - then went on to get his Doctorate in Constitutional Law from HARVARD
    Donald Trump studied business at Wharton and was a C student

    Trump was elected by people that believe in nonsense.

    Today's Republican Party believes that The Answer is to give ALL the money to those that already have most of the money because the Republicans don't read history: it has never worked.

    The Roman Empire fell...
    In France they hauled the King and Marie Antoinette out into the street and cut their heads off
    The Russian people killed the Tsar and his ministers (Anastasia screamed in vain)

    The most prosperous time in American history was the short (40-some year) span where we practiced controlled socialism (Social Security, Medicare, food stamps, etc.)

    Reagan killed that - deregulated the banks and we had the S&L scandal - middle-Americans lost billions

    Clinton raised taxes on the rich and created a SURPLUS

    ...which George W Bush gave away to the wealthiest among us - and further bank deregulation led to a near-catastrophic economic crash. Middle-Americans lost TRILLIONS.

    Now Trump wants to do it again...
    and the idiots that read Breitbart and listen to Fox News (millionaires convincing the middle-class that the poor people are taking all their money) are cheering him on.

    Truly the inmates are running the asylum.

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  29. Anonymous1:40 PM

    Interesting that Palin's click-bait website is all over Nugent possibly running. Someone left a comment asking if Palin will ask Nuge to apologize for his use of R-word and very offensive meme that doesn't just use the word gratutiously, but mocks Down Syndrome kids. You know, because Palin finds the use of r-word "unacceptable" and "heartbreaking," except when used by conservatives (Limbaugh, Coulter, and Nugent.)

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