I also saw some of Trump's pathetic rally last night, which should be described as a public therapy session for the tragically insecure.
The entire bitch fest was overflowing with lies that Trump gleefully shared with the crowd, secure in the knowledge that most of them are functionally illiterate.
Not only did Trump tell the unwashed dipshits that his presidency was the greatest presidency since the dawn of presidencies, but that he had completed a long list of amazing achievements.
Why have we not heard of these achievements? Simple.
Yeah, that's it.Mainstream (FAKE) media refuses to state our long list of achievements, including 28 legislative signings, strong borders & great optimism!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 29, 2017
Trump also claimed during his own version of the Nuremburg rallies that the crowd was "the largest every" in that venue and that people were left standing outside.
Unfortunately for Trump, there is a thing called Twitter.
Trump says "we have a lot of ppl standing outside" and he "broke the all time record" in this arena. There are rows of empty seats here pic.twitter.com/ixbErKjrQu— Jonathan Tamari (@JonathanTamari) April 30, 2017
All in all Trump's rally appeared to be a desperate cry for affirmation.Here's another part of the arena where Trump says people have been left standing outside. Lots of ppl here, but not at all capacity pic.twitter.com/M6gtVF0PhN— Jonathan Tamari (@JonathanTamari) April 30, 2017
Perhaps the best ticket for entertainment last night would have been one for Samantha Bee's "Not the Correspondents' Dinner," which mocked...you know....pretty much everybody.
Here was my favorite part. There was almost too much going on yesterday to keep up.
However if you had to miss anything, clearly the best event to skip was Trump's desperate cry for attention.