Sunday, April 23, 2017

Reverend Sarah Palin preaches that we are weak, pathetic, and nothing without God. Well there's a happy thought!

You, that's right you, are weak and pathetic. Now don't you feel inspired?
Courtesy of Sarah Palin's online place of worship, called "The First Assembly of You All Suck!"

Let's dive right in shall we and let the inspiration wash over our very souls.

Scoot Over; Get Out Of The Driver’s Seat 

That is why, for Christ’s sake, I delight in weaknesses, in insults, in hardships, in persecutions, in difficulties. For when I am weak, then I am strong. 2 Corinthians 12:10 (Keep in minds kids that this is the person who claims that SHE is the real personification of feminism in this country, NOT those courageous women who demonstrated their ability to stand on their own without a man and demanded to be treated as equals. Clearly they were not weak enough.)

There’s nothing like the feeling you get as a mama or a daddy when a child reaches out to you. Little children, by design, are dependent on you for food, protection, and love. (Well I do agree with this at least.)

Guess what, Mom and Dad: We’re all designed to be dependent on God. In fact, we can’t get through life without Him. If you’re like me, you sometimes forget this. We think we’re in control, and – just like our kids – we sometimes forget the true source of our help and protection. (Yes citizens of the 21st Century, always keep in mind that you have achieved NOTHING and that there is an invisible man in the sky who is eternally seeing you as a needy helpless child.)

Only when the winds of persecution begin to blow are we reminded of our weaknesses. In the midst of spiritual battle, we have no one else to turn to but the One really in control. We come face to face with our humanity – our limitations – and we are left seeking the strength and perspective that only comes from above. (Or you could face your adversity, overcome it, and become stronger for the conflict. Just a thought.)

This, friends, is actually a blessing of difficulties, hardships, insults, and persecution: we’re given the opportunity to truly rely on our Maker. Persecution strips us of false notions we have about our own strength, and reminds us where the real stuff can be found – in the arms of our Heavenly Father! Sweet Freedom in Action (WTF?)

Take a break in the arms of the Father, even now. Ask for Him to take control of all areas of your life where you’ve insisted on being in the driver’s seat. (Okay now I think I understand why pedophilia is so rampant within the church. These people are conditioned to be victims.)

Look there is no sense in my suggesting that I understand this even a little bit.

As you know I am not a religious person and find the entire concept to be an obstacle to attaining our destiny as human beings. 

But seriously HOW does this kind of thinking help us to overcome life's many obstacles?

I was very fortunate to be taught at an early age to strive for perfection and to push my limits until I could push no more.

As a result I won championships, set records, and overcame my insecurities, none of which would have been possible if I were told to "delight in weaknesses."

I taught gymnastics to young people, self defense to women, and necessary life skills to the emotionally and mentally fragile.

At no time in my life have I ever told a single person that "when they are weak, they are strong."

Hell no! When you are strong you are strong, and when you are weak it is only because you are at the beginning of your journey to becoming strong.

As human beings we have proven ourselves to be capable of amazing discoveries, courageous adventures, and awe inspiring accomplishments.

Just imagine how much more we could have achieved if there were not those preaching to us that we are nothing, and can do nothing, without the assistance of a celestial patriarch?


  1. Anonymous11:37 AM

    Says Palin: Little children, by design, are dependent on you for food, protection, and love.

    OMFG you cretin! Are you for real? You took a DS child for political gain and when he did not win you the election, you fucking ignored him. Birth to three is CRITICAL for these kids. It is called EARLY INTERVENTION for a fucking reason.
    The child who looked to you for love and protection and SOLID FOODS was IGNORED by you. He can't speak lealy can't control his tongue, can't eat solid foods, has shitty doughy muscle tone, has rotted teeth, still shits in diapers....You are a complete failure Sarah.

    I hope your god ignores you as much as you ignored your TriG.
    Even though I no longer believe in sky fairies, it is fun to think of one totally ignoring you in your deepest darkest hours.

    1. Anonymous12:17 PM

      IF Sarah truly believe in God and Heaven and Hell - Hell assuredly awaits her! She's a horrid individual and has not lived the Christian doctrine in the slightest way!

      She's a much an idiot and non Christian as is Donald Trump.

    2. Anonymous12:33 PM

      "Hand me a baby! Not the retarded one."

      Check out her messages on Trig's BD and World Down Syndrome Day. Talk about disconnect.

    3. Anonymous2:00 PM

      Gee Sarah don't you've Oasis houses to sell? Oh my bad.
      Wrong address.

    4. Anonymous2:07 PM

      See MEM is trying to have her use the same MO she had for years. Schizophrenic uses religion to mask their illness. Isn't that right Sarah...cough.

    5. Anonymous2:31 PM

      Is Trig really this delayed in his development 11:37? Does he attend school still?

    6. Telegraphing her next grift: Palin Televangelist Show. You betcha'!

    7. Anonymous2:52 PM

      Won championships? Set records? In what?

    8. Anonymous2:55 PM

      I guess she wasn't thru digging a hole while commiting blasfamy. "God was busy..." Today it's another mindless double down rant courtesy of the Crazy lady of the dead lake. When you find yourself in a hole,sarh,it's time to stop digging.Another thing Screech and Trumpty Dump share in common.

    9. Anonymous7:21 PM

      Anon @ 2:52 In bullshit and narcissism.

  2. Anonymous11:38 AM

    As human beings we have proven ourselves to be capable of amazing discoveries, courageous adventures, and awe inspiring accomplishments.

    Sarah - do you mean, like, all the scientists who marched yesterday? Those guys? Cause your president doesn't believe in them or their work.

    1. Anonymous2:32 PM

      And neither does she!

    2. Anonymous3:34 AM

      Unfortunately, her older eldest daughter did not discover birth control until after she had given birth to at least 5 kids. Those are the ones we know of. Poor $carah, rtying her best to appear holier-than-thou, while her kids all have potty mouths and no morals whatsoever. Didn't anyone teach them anything? Good luck to her, trying to polish that turd of a family. Too little, too late.

  3. Anonymous11:49 AM

    What a fucking retarded attempt to continue her pathetic relevancy quest.

    Sarah , oh never mind.

    First of all, nothing you said makes any sense .Second, Religion grift is not your forte.
    Third, We don't need your sanctimonious stupidity intertwined with plagiarized religion
    telling people how to think. Your dumb quotes are misleading and send poor message's!
    Most intelligent people don't to have a god to tell them to be good.
    You really are a dumbbell hypocrite!

    1. A. J. Billings12:44 PM

      Damn well said

    2. Anonymous2:02 PM

      I couldn't read past "my suffrage is my strength" crap. Sigh. God's vengeance for WHAT you did and WHO you did it to, is nothing we could fathom. Wait for it
      Sarah. It's coming soon...
      Tears for fears don't work.

    3. Anonymous3:09 PM

      Just for the record...only assholes make dogs ride in the back of a pickip truck. I don't give a fuck how big they are it's fucking dangerous. Put your stupid kids back there and let them ride.

    4. Anonymous7:56 PM

      She had Google on speed dial looking for verses to create a smokescreen. Anything to cover up the last time you stuck your foot in your mouth,sarah? God doesn't like basphemy.

    5. Anonymous3:37 AM

      3:09 Well, if her kids had fallen out of the back of a moving pickup truck, that would explain their mental capability. Remember when tRump had $carah with a bullhorn preaching from the back of a pickup? I kept hoping for the driver to drive away while she was screeching!!.

    6. Anonymous11:05 AM

      309 some have canopies on their trucks for the dogs.

  4. Doesn't this seem at schizophrenic odds with all that 'personal responsibility' and 'pull yourself up by the bootstraps' bullshit? My destiny is in my own hands but I'm absolutely helpless too? Cripes.

    Is this whack-shit dingbat able to put her own shoes on?

    1. Anonymous12:54 PM

      evidently not, since we keep seeing her in ill-fitting shoes that MUST belong to someone else.

    2. Anonymous1:28 PM

      Occasionally she does put her shoes on the wrong feet. Does that count?
      She doesn't always put on her Belmont's even.
      Does she only speak word salad?

      Yeah, she is a schizo!

  5. Anonymous11:52 AM

    Sarah is getting RIPPED UP by social media and pundits for her disgusting and disrespectful behavior at the White House, her diminishment of woman under sexual assault in the workplace, her trashy tablecloth shirt and inappropriate dress in the Oval Office, her choice of 'guests' she included at the WH, and every stupid thing that comes out her mouth, so this is her way of pushing back and capitalizing on the ol' victim routine. She's being castigated for her utter lack of class and decorum, and rightfully so. LOL.

    1. Anonymous11:59 AM

      It's good to read that she's (finally) getting her due in the court of public opinion; people (most, anyway) are apparently waking up and seeing her for what she really is. Thank you for posting that.

    2. Anonymous12:29 PM

      Agree, good points! Who or what keeps pushing her out there? Does she have someone paving the way for her to keep getting her mug in the media or is she so mentally deranged that her periods of grandiosity take over any and all embarrassment she's brought on herself? I'd personally love for her to go away for good. We have enough on our plates dealing with Trump for four years.

    3. Anonymous1:29 PM

      No doubt why she posted, 11:52 AM!

    4. Anonymous5:00 PM

      And Sarah still wearing that same slimy lip gloss eight years later, which makes it looks like she's slobbering.

  6. Anonymous12:00 PM

    If you think about it, it makes sense many people live for a higher being. It adds to the every one has positive purpose mantra.

    1. Anonymous12:59 PM

      I for one do NOT live for a higher being or whatever catch phrase is in style today. I long ago came to the realization that I am of this planet with an un specified expiration date. When I die no one will parade my corpse to a human landfill, otherwise known as a cemetery, so a plaque can be placed marking my place in the human race. I have a very happy and financially secure life. I don't need fictional religious symbols clouding my thought process.

    2. Anonymous3:36 PM

      If you think about it then it makes no sense at all.

  7. Anonymous12:06 PM

    "winds of persecution"?
    "insults and persecution"??

    I grew up attending church every Sunday, sang in the choir for six years, attended Bible school, and studied theology in college.
    Never were we ever taught anything about being "persecuted." Early Christians may have been, but, hey, we're in 21st c. America, where I hear that Wasilla has a church on every block.
    No one's persecuting Sarah except in her own mind. Insults, yes, but no more than any other public figure is insulted.
    If she insists on thrusting her ignorant and prejudiced self out into the real world, she'll have to live with the fact that many -- most -- people think she's a simpleton and a fraud.
    It has nothing to do with her religion, but everything to do with her lack of character. Her abysmal performance as a human being. See also: her treatment of her children, and the spectacular failures that most of them are-- abusers, uneducated, alcoholics, unwed parents, and then there's poor ignored Trig, who will never fulfill his potential because she was too lazy and selfish to give him the help he needed.
    "winds of persecution"? Blowing in over the dead lake?

    1. Anonymous12:20 PM

      She thought she was Esther reincarnated. Mind you, "she" thought and every knee should bow in her illustrious presence; hang on her every word as if from God Himself.

      That's mental illness at its finest.

    2. Anonymous5:08 AM

      Mental illness mixed with religious indoctrination and low IQ.
      Imagine being crazy and dumb and having your prayer warriors and reverends praying over you telling you you are going to be president someday?
      It's enough to make one co-opt a TriG, just to help god along a bit..

    3. Anonymous11:43 AM

      Co- opt Trig? Whose kid is he Anyways? We let's test his spit see whose DNA he has?

  8. Anonymous12:20 PM

    She's trying to get on the religious circuit.

    1. Anonymous1:40 PM

      Yep - no greater grift than that!

    2. WA Skeptic1:44 PM

      Yep; she's finally realized what a money-making scam the religion-thingy is. I wouldn't buy her version of whatever she's pushing if it meant I had the rights to the Golden Gate Bridge.

      Just watch, she'll be raking in the dough in no time.

    3. Anonymous4:05 PM

      She tests the waters with her religion crap every once in a while only to be laughed at. We know "sarah",wink,wink.

  9. Anonymous12:24 PM

    To everyone who, over the years, has said not to worry about Sarah Palin, she is no one, she means nothing anymore: WRONG.
    She was in the OVAL office this week. She actually is viewed as someone worth visiting this office.
    Suck on that for a minute.
    Has anyone with an IQ above 80 been asked to this office?
    Have Any of the brilliant people in this country with ideas more important than taking selfies, been invited?
    We should be very very active in exposing Palin for what she is and more importantly ISN'T.
    It is not funny. We are at a very dngerous precipice.

    1. Anonymous2:41 PM

      July 3, 2009.

    2. Anonymous3:43 AM

      How many here would welcome an invitation to visit the WH, while Orange Shitgibbon is present? I would NOT. He is NOT my president, he is a fraud. He proved it once again by having that classless harpy and her pals over for a meal.

    3. Anonymous5:05 AM

      Th point is that we have a president in the oval office who is not worthy of being there. No one of substance will be able to get in until he is gone. That's my point, ok?
      Now, lots of people with SUBSTANCES are getting in...

  10. Lately it seems every pic of the snowgrifter has her wearing that same bracelet on her right bony wrist. Is that a teleprompter or her super duper power band that allows her to swallow all mankind in a single bite?

    1. Anonymous3:43 AM

      Maybe it covers the scars from when she tried to slit her wrist??

    2. Anonymous5:04 AM

      Across for attention...
      Down for results.
      I guess she was going for attention again. Surprise!

    3. Anonymous8:51 AM

      Suicide Sarah? Yeah right...

  11. Anonymous12:44 PM

    If you want to be taken seriously as a Christian, $arah, you could start by behaving like one instead of the local bar floozy and check the company that you keep. Actions speak louder than words!

  12. A. J. Billings12:50 PM

    Religious grifting is the last resort for this disgustingly ignorant troll named $arah Palin.

    She's so irrelevant now, and has fallen so far into obscurity, it's no surprise she's whining about Christians being "persecuted" because the Chrstian Taliban Dominionists who she follows believe the USA should be a Hand Maid's Tale theocracy.

    Fortunately for humans, religious lunacy is dying out, if slowly, and troglodytes and sybaritic idiots like Palin are more irrelevant every day

  13. Anonymous1:04 PM

    Bill Clinton Gets Some Hilarious Revenge On Trump For Attacking Obama

    Former president Bill Clinton mocked Donald Trump’s claims that Obama wiretapped him with one picture on Twitter.

    Clinton tweeted:

    'BREAKING: We just learned that the @ClintonCenter has been bugged.'

  14. Anonymous1:06 PM

    $arah, honey, if you want to go the female evangelical route, may I suggest you check out Joyce Meyer? She actually puts the money where her mouth is and helps around the world along with her family.

    Yours are just empty words from a butt hurt maniac with self delusions of grandeur and a family you ignored for your own selfish purposes. Stop your incessant whining.

    1. Anonymous2:43 PM

      Joyce would have choice words for ol' Sarah.

    2. Anonymous4:14 PM

      I think sarah is putting her last grifter $$s where her mouth is. Her entire face seems frozen from facelifts and botox. That along with her deep voice reminds me more and more of Kaitlyn Jenner every day. Is she transitioning into a man??

    3. Anonymous6:50 PM

      She reminds me of Madame of Waylon and Madame fame years ago.

    4. Anonymous3:45 AM

      Madame would NEVER dress like $carah, trampy ho.

  15. Anonymous1:10 PM

    Palin's comment last week, that she thought was so funny, that "Jesus was booked" so she invited T. Nugent and Kid Rock to the White House as her guests, was pure blasphemy. For her to turn all religious and preach-y today is simply disgusting. Sarah Palin does not have a thoughtful or caring bone in her body or cell in her brain.

    1. Anonymous2:08 PM

      Many on this board are atheists but, yes, Beaglemom, blasphemy at its finest!

    2. Anonymous4:48 PM

      If you believe in Jesus, then He is never too busy or booked for you. Sorry, Sarah, it was a stupid remark especially for someone trying to preach some religion to her following.

    3. Anonymous6:47 PM

      It's all a ruse, 4:48 PM, and she proved it with that "cutesy" statement. Sheesh.

    4. Anonymous8:13 PM

      Hey 647 Sheesh. Building houses still?

    5. Anonymous3:47 AM

      Maybe she has a Mexican boyfriend named HeySuss, and thinks it is pronounced Jesus?? Did he tell her he was booked when she phoned him?

  16. Anonymous1:23 PM

    Sarah Palin you need to preach that sermon to your heathen family

    Preach to your pimp daddy husband, women and fetus beating son, your promiscuous daughter, breaking and entering daughter and you who they say was promiscuous with an African-American man while dating and having unprotected sex which the guy you had to marry which resulted in your oldest child and running away pregnant before marriage.

    Your pagan, infidel, idolater, heretic, unbeliever, disbeliever, nonbeliever, atheist, agnostic, skeptic; archaicpaynim family and you need to go to church and cleanse your souls before judgement day or WWIII with the world.

  17. Anonymous1:26 PM

    Nothing like that pointy finger telling me how I should live given her own tribe of miscreants. Give it up, $error, your shtick is long past its sell by date.

  18. Anonymous1:31 PM

    Sarah when Bristol was an underage high school promiscuous ho of a girl, did you get that "There’s nothing like the feeling you get as a mama or a daddy when a child reaches out to you" and says Mama Governor I'm pregnant and I'm going to name my baby after daddy's prostitute girlfriend's last name.

    Ohhhh Sarah, that must have been a rush

  19. Anonymous1:43 PM

    SALLY HEATH did you wet your mommy panties with that special feeling when Todd Palin asked CREEPY CHUCKIE for your virgin daughter Sarah Heath's hand in marriage? You must of got that special feeling of parenting pride when Sarah's father walked your virgin daughter down the church aisle with all her family and friends witnessing their marriage in God's house?

    I'm sorry that you woke up from your dream and was told Sarah eloped in the middle of the night without her parents and family to marry bad boy Todd and mysteriously returned with a premature fetus.

  20. Anonymous1:51 PM

    A premature fetus that wasn't even Todd's kid - that was named Track!

    1. Anonymous7:32 PM

      Random Palin babies-preemies?????? That's certainly happened more than once!

    2. Anonymous3:50 AM

      7:32 Bristles holds the record for the most illegitimate babies, that have to be kept hidden.

  21. Oligarchs love weak people. They are so easy to dominate. That's what they used religion for. To keep people in line.

    1. Anonymous2:44 PM

      They will be exposed. By Sarah. She's not going down alone. God's will. Haha.

  22. Anonymous2:19 PM

    Sarah might be going down with Hummpty Trumpty. I mean she was a bad girl a few days ago all sleaze out in the White House?
    Now she's begging for our forgiveness? Bye Sarah. Jail.

    1. Anonymous3:07 PM

      Only because twitter roasted her big time.
      Baby's got a thin skin!

  23. Anonymous2:25 PM

    Does the quitting come from God too?
    And I would have thought her husband would have liked to see the Whitehouse too.
    Where was Todd?

    1. Anonymous3:08 PM

      Couldn't make it through a metal detector?
      Thanks, Track! What an upstanding family....

    2. Anonymous5:41 PM

      Or a mental detector. No brains.

  24. Anonymous2:41 PM

    After Rev. Screechy finishes her patented gibberish, here's the rest of the inspiring experience complete with the Reverend James Brown and dancing by Joliet Jake E. Blues.

  25. Anonymous2:44 PM

    Hey Sarah, even Sean Hannity did not want to get into your pants:

  26. Anonymous3:09 PM

    The lady is pathetic. She is not a Christian. Keep dreaming, Sarah.

    1. Anonymous4:17 PM

      One would think she'd have learned by now to keep her trap shut but
      1) very low IQ
      2) God complex
      3) no handlers

    2. Anonymous1:14 AM

      $he ain't no lady!

  27. Anonymous3:40 PM

    It's like that crazy relative no one wants to invite over for the holidays.

    You wait for the response that you know is coming in 5...4...3...2....and it never disappoints!

  28. Anonymous3:59 PM

    Memo to Reverend Sarah: Here is a REAL preacher at work:

  29. Anonymous4:07 PM

    It used to be in the bible, "The weak shall inherit the earth." Sister Sarah with the spine of steel....

    1. Anonymous4:47 PM

      Spine of Still, in her odd dialect!

    2. Anonymous5:44 PM

      The MEEK shall inherit the earth.

  30. Anonymous4:55 PM

    $he better hope god's not reading her drivel - $he'll be first on his smite list.


  31. Anonymous6:19 PM

    With god we are morons like the Palins and their ilk. I'll pass, thank you very much. I don't always agree with my parents but raising us as Atheist was the most important thing they ever did for us.

  32. Anonymous8:19 PM

    WTF did she just say? the woman is impossible. Where did she go to elementary school? Her voice and sentences are like finger nails on chalkboard. They are toxic and make no sense. Sarah needs some form of religion with that crazy ass mind of hers. Since she is a weak mean girl bully she needs help and direction. Her and trump speak the same language.

  33. Anonymous9:04 PM

    'Weakness' is just an excuse used by the fundamentalist nogoodniks when they GET CAUGHT fucking up.

    Oh, I'm just a sinner, nobody's perfect, etc... they'd really like to just come out and say the devil made me do it.

    Hey Sarah, God gave you FREE WILL. What that means is when you lie, cheat and steal you admit it, repent, and make amends - you don't try to pass the buck and weasel out of it.

    What would Jesus do?

    1. Anonymous11:20 PM

      Bet on the stock market according to comments? Snark.

    2. Anonymous7:13 AM

      9:04 With sarah there's no remorse. She's not ever sorry,just pissed she gets caught. She always tries to put a spin on it when called out. Her favorite is googling bible verses to somehow prop up her dirty deeds.

  34. Anonymous9:06 PM

    Bad luck for Sarah that nobody is buying her bull. Even her little pack of twirps only go over there to click on the clickbait to get a few cents for their idiot queen.

  35. I knew she'd head toward religion.

    Two major sources of grifting: politics and religion.

    Just wait until she "hears the call" and starts fundraising for her own megachurch.

  36. Anonymous2:21 AM

    So -- people who are "without God" are weak and pathetic? That explains why her children all act the way they do -- they are weak and pathetic.

  37. Anonymous4:57 AM

    "When you are strong you are strong, and when you are weak it is only because you are at the beginning of your journey to becoming strong."

    I think this might be my favorite line you have ever written.
    Well said.

    1. Anonymous8:55 AM

      Yeah that's what I thought

  38. Anonymous3:13 PM

    Hey Sarah what's with the White Toyota truck @ post office? Whipped a 360 to hurry out...

  39. Anonymous7:16 PM

    Palin, can you sing. You have failed at everything
    else, give it a try. Pack up the sleazy outfit
    you wore to the Oval Office with your two male slut friends, oh ,three mail sluts, one sitting behind the Oval Office desk, and head for Vegas. Might pick up a Vegas Lounge gig!


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