Monday, July 03, 2017

Donald Trump is planning a secret trip to visit the UK so long as nobody finds out. Oops somebody found out. Oops it's cancelled again.

So is there like a back way in that I can use? A servant's entrance or perhaps doggie door?
So yesterday this article showed up in The Sunday Times:  

Ministers are on the alert for a flying visit to Britain by Donald Trump this month. 

Senior government officials say they expect the American president to make an unscheduled stop at his Aberdeenshire golf course as part of his trip to Europe to attend France’s Bastille Day celebrations on July 14. 

Theresa May’s team are on standby for Trump to visit Downing Street as well. It is understood that any visit would be confirmed only 24 hours in advance so anti-Trump protesters did not have time to disrupt his visit.

What a damn coward. Sneaking into the country like a thief in the night.

However apparently people in Britain can read, and earlier today this was printed in The Guardian: 

Anti-Donald Trump protesters are preparing to spring into action at short notice after it emerged that Downing Street is braced for a snap visit from the US president in the next two weeks.

Some of the protests being planned are quite....inventive.

All of this was then followed by this article from Reuters:

President Donald Trump has no plans to visit Britain in the near future, a senior U.S. government official said on Monday, but he added that the U.S. leader could always suddenly change his mind.

So in other words Trump does not want to visit the UK if any protesters find out about it, but might sneak in once they are convinced that he is no longer coming.

And this my friends is the man who is leading the most powerful nation on the planet.

Jesus what a pansy ass!

Hey remember that last President we had, who would plan these trips long in advance, and then show up despite any protesters who might be present?

Good times. 


  1. Anonymous5:04 PM

    The whole world has his number , which is, he cannot be trusted. He has zero Integrity!
    Keep you hand on your wallet sort of thing eh?
    Also he has a roving eye .Will try to score with any pussy he can grab.
    He will lie as he smiles. He is a rat! Watch out! Be on the alert. He is a bastard.

    1. Anonymous6:41 PM

      What's so imperative that he has to see May in person and can't talk to her by phone? Adulterer Donald thinks he's good at sneaking around. Foiled again, dRumpster!

  2. Outstanding...what a great idea.

    Just for grins when Bill Clinton would visit JSC in Houston, the women would line the streets and show Bill some was great fun.

    1. Anonymous7:29 PM

      I'll take bare butts over that! He deserves it.

    2. Virginia7:31 PM

      Gles, go fuck yourself.

    3. Anonymous6:25 AM

      Why, Its actually funny. Women actually wanted to fuck Bill of Clinton. I dont see women getting in line to fuck prez pussy groper.

    4. Leland7:20 AM

      Hey Virginia?
      I bet Gles would be a FAR better fuck than
      ole Pussy Grabber - even if he WAS fucking himself (Herself?)!

  3. Anonymous6:16 PM

    What a pussy

  4. Anonymous6:33 PM

    I'm surprised Trump wants to be in France for Bastille Day, the commemoration of the storming of the Bastille prison and the beginning of the French Revolution. The symbolism will not be lost on the French.

    1. Anonymous7:36 PM

      He has no comprehension of history just like Palin. Don't give us your version, donnie, we're already on a six month hangover headache. Eight if you count election night.

    2. Anonymous8:33 PM

      He can't be bothered to look up for two minutes what the Bastille was and I'm sure Bannon and Co. aren't going to tell him.

  5. Anonymous7:18 PM

    President Obama Just Gave A Speech That Made Trump Stop Tweeting (VIDEO)

    Here is a video of Obama’s speech in Jakarta:

    1. Anonymous7:45 PM

      Awwwwww, outsmarted again were you, Donnie? It certainly doesn't take a lot to do so.

  6. Anonymous7:18 PM

  7. Anonymous7:36 PM

    He is trying to operate in a Trump friendly environment. Anytime someone critiques the old fart he goes ballistic. Must be hard.
    Putin learned just to kill those who went against him. Now Trump is using the same tactics with the press by trying to play these schizophrenic games.
    The press is trying hard to stay afoot. Saw Chris Matthews show on 20 years of Trump. Geez, people were just building this monster up all those years. They gave him press time and he played them all last year right up to where he had them meet him breathlessly at on of his hotels. He knows they are ratings sluts.
    They made him famous, now they are all scrambling to bring him down. I hope they can. I dislike that he is helping the rich. (Himself)

    1. Anonymous8:10 PM

      Investigative journalism is dead. Get your script in the morning, then smile and scream for the cameras like you know it all.

      They made their own graveyard. Just lay down in the hole and I'll bring my shovel to cover them. Plastic flowers atop only, courtesy of Dollar Tree, because only fitting.

  8. Anonymous7:57 PM

    Sarah Palin
    39 mins ·
    Shadow President? Obama Meets with South Korean President, They Were Discussing Trump
    Former President Barack Obama was in Asia, among other things visiting Indonesia where he lived for some years as a child.
    While in Asia, he spoke at the Asian Leadership Conference and the Fourth Congress of Indonesian Diaspora in Jakarta and he attacked President Donald Trump pulling out of the Paris Climate Agreement.
    From Daily Caller:
    “In Paris, we came together around the most ambitious agreement in history about climate change, an agreement that even with the temporary absence of American leadership can still give our children a fighting chance,” Obama said in Indonesia.
    In addition to violating the tradition of not criticizing the President while overseas, he also met with the South Korean President.
    Former President Barack Obama seems to be feeling nostalgic for his old job, meeting with South Korean President Moon Jae-in Monday for 40 minutes.
    The Korea Herald reported that Moon spoke about his recent meetings with President Trump in Washington and asked Obama for his advice on how to improve that relationship.
    Does anyone else find this disconcerting?
    Why is Obama acting as though he is still in power? And why is he talking to a world leader as though what he has to say matters?
    Obama is going to advise the South Korean president on Trump? What would he say and how could he undermine that relationship?
    The Obama Foundation is already trying to undermine Trump actions domestically.
    How can one be sure that isn’t going on internationally as well?
    And why is Obama being invited to all these leadership conferences when he no longer is in leadership?
    Do we REALLY have to spell it out for you, brainiac??? Man oh MAN is she stupid!

    1. "And why is Obama being invited to all these leadership conferences when he no longer is in leadership?"
      Being a leader has nothing to do with what position you hold, you brainless twatwaffle.

      President Obama will always be a leader. That is why he is invited to these meetings. He is intelligent, educated, experienced and skilled in world affairs. He wants a better world for all, not just the rich. None of these things can be said about trump.

      The current occupant of the white house, trump, will never be a leader no matter what his position is.

      Being "in leadership" is a meaningless and stupid phrase.

      Having leadership skills is one of the qualifications of the presidency. Sadly, trump is completely unqualified in that respect and in so many others.

    2. Anonymous8:35 PM

      Good ol' Didn't Know Who Margaret Thatcher was, miffed that the world doesn't want her foreign policy expertise. Her ego is so big that you can see it from Russia.

  9. Anonymous8:52 PM

  10. Anonymous8:58 PM

    Enjoyed the Brits with their pants down!

    They look a lot like the tradition in Catalonian Spain of adding a subversive figurine to the Nativity scene.

    The Caganer drops trou, and much more, hiding amidst the crowd.

    Donald Trump taking a dump is available at To be fair, so are Obama, Hillary and just about any politician, sports figure, etc. you can imagine.

  11. Anonymous8:58 PM

    We have a President that has to sneak like a thief in the night to save his ego.

    I want the United States honor back.I am sick of being embarassed by this idiot so called President.

  12. Anonymous9:01 PM

    WH source: Trump was FURIOUS to learn calls to remove him from office by invoking #25thAmendment are trending on Twitter. Hit a raw nerve.

    Twitter unloads on Donald Trump after his idiotic rant about North Korea

    Trump-Russia colluder Peter W. Smith dropped dead just days after Donald Trump fired James Comey

    ...The first and most straightforward is that Smith was eighty-one years old and he coincidentally died of natural causes shortly after he spoke with the reporter. But what are the odds he just happened to drop dead right after speaking with a reporter about his role in the political conspiracy of the century? We’re still seeking his certificate of death, which is complicated by state law in Illinois, where Smith lived and died.

    The second scenario is that Smith knew he was dying, and this was some sort of attempt at a deathbed confession. But if so, he didn’t tell the WSJ reporter that he was dying, and he doesn’t appear to have given away his full story. In fact the WSJ only ended up belatedly publishing the Smith story last week after UK based cybersecurity expert Matt Tait read a related headline about Michael Flynn and concluded that he should come forward with the fact that Smith had tried and failed to recruit him during the election.

    The third scenario – which may be difficult to swallow on its face – is that after Smith began talking to a reporter about his role in the Trump-Russia collusion scandal, someone had him killed before he could keep talking. Vladimir Putin appears to have had several people murdered who were involved in the scandal, though none of them were Americans. But this does take us back to the fact that, just five days after Smith started squealing about his collusion role with Michael Flynn, Trump fired Comey in an attempt at preventing the investigation going further – and another five days after that, Smith was dead.

    1. Anonymous8:27 AM

      READ THAT^

  13. Anonymous2:06 AM

    Rump deserves a brown out. Rears to the air. Rumps to the stump. Moons over rump. Ass to the air. Brown out rump.

    1. Dude, you're on a roll! Thanks for the chuckles.

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  15. Anonymous7:02 AM




    Former President George W. Bush made four unannounced trips to Iraq and two to Afghanistan during his presidency:

    🤠 Nov. 27 2003: Iraq -- Unannounced Thanksgiving Day visit to U.S. troops in Baghdad. He was on the ground for 2½ hours.

    🤠 March 1, 2006: Makes unannounced stop in Afghanistan on a trip to India and Pakistan

    🤠 June 13 2006: Makes surprise visit to Baghdad for talks with Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki

    🤠 Sept 3, 2007: Stops in Iraq on a trip to Australia for the APEC Summit.

    🤠 Dec. 14-15 2008: Makes final visit as president to Iraq, visiting Baghdad and Camp Victory. He then went to Afghanistan, visiting Kabul and Bagram Air Base.

  16. Anonymous7:19 AM



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