Rebecca could be my favorite person on the internet today.Got to meet someone who supposedly represents me today. Not for much longer, though! #BetoForTexas @SenTedCruz @BetoORourke pic.twitter.com/7S4yVR5uAj— Rebecca (@LazyyMillennial) March 23, 2018
If Beto O'Rourke actually manages to beat this asshole in November I am going to break my champagne fast and polish off a huge bottle all on my own.
Definitely going to have a champagne headache the next day, but worth it.
Champagne for me too! It would be a stunning sweet victory. Well worth the headache.
ReplyDeleteCruz must be stress food binging, his weight has just ballooned!
ReplyDeleteHe's copying his hero, Humpty Trumpty.
DeleteIts Palm Sunday for Christians, however, it appears cruz will be missing church in favor of the buffet.
ReplyDeleteTo recap, in Ted's world, Jesus' entering Jerusalem translates to a Waffle House extravaganza.
And only one week to go before the rising of Jesus translates into the erroneous creation of Christianity itself because some guys missed the entire metaphor of the dead Jew they had just killed.
Trump may have eaten out Stormy Daniels.
ReplyDeleteBut Cruz may have eaten Stormy Daniels.
You really don't think Donnie actually GAVE sexual acts, do you???? I'm willing to bet that he was always the receiver.
DeleteStormy Daniels would NOT go near Booger~eater
Deleteteddy the 'KINK' cruZZer
He is a deplorable disgusting
P-ompous
R-epugnant
I-rresponsible
C-ynical
K-ink
period!
Timeline:#basta
Deletehttps://www.vox.com/2018/3/24/17151786/stormy-daniels-explained
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/03/trump-melania-watch-stormy-davis-60-minutes-interview-apart-first-lady-stays-behind-mar-lago/
Delete'President Trump and Melania will not be together when the interview airs. He's leaving for the White House today and she'll stay behind with their son Barron. The First Lady's office told @meridithmcgraw it's part of their
"spring break tradition" '
Cruz has the most punchable face everrrrrrrr! Then, in the latest addition of Fur, FIsh and Game magazine is a picture of a coyote with the exact same look as Cruz's punchable face look.
ReplyDeleteI beg to differ.
DeleteCruz has the second most punchable face.
Martin Shkreli has the most punchable face. He's in prison now.
May Cruz be taken down just like Shkreli. He so deserves to lose big time to Beto.
I wonder if he got the irony of her placard. I know that I would have taken a hot shower when I got home.
ReplyDeleteI doubt he saw it. She probably turned it over just before the photos was snapped, then turned it back.
DeleteI suspect it was a boarding pass or some such and they photoshopped it afterward, but still sweet.
ReplyDeleteNope, visit her Twitter account for details.
DeleteHere is the newspaper report on it, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Deletehttps://washingtonpress.com/2018/03/23/ted-cruz-just-got-owned-by-a-constituent-in-a-hilarious-airport-photo-op/
@8:38 "If nothing makes you happier than seeing a politician be unwittingly owned by a constituent who completely opposes their cynical conservative agenda, today’s your lucky day."
Delete"Rebecca is obviously not a fan of Senator Cruz and was fortuitously wearing the perfect message on a lanyard under her blazer when she saw Cruz and approached him to ask to take a picture with him. A last-minute opening of the jacket before the shutter snapped meant that Senator Cruz had no idea what was happening to him while he smiled and posed for the photo with what he thought was an admiring constituent."'BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!'
OT?
ReplyDeletehttps://www.politicususa.com/2018/03/23/friday-bombshell-trump-campaign-approved-of-papadopoulos-russian-activities.html
'The Washington Post reported:
When a Russian news agency reached out to George Papadopoulos to request an interview shortly before the 2016 election, the young adviser to then-candidate Donald Trump made sure to seek approval from campaign headquarters.
“You should do it,” deputy communications director Bryan Lanza urged Papadopoulos in a September 2016 email, emphasizing the benefits of a U.S. “partnership with Russia.”
The exchange was a sign that Papadopoulos — who pushed the Trump operation to meet with Russian officials — had the campaign’s blessing for some of his foreign outreach."
" The odds are that this attitude toward Putin came from the top down. Trump was the tone setter of his tiny campaign. The interview took place long after Paul Manafort had departed, so the Russia connection was deeper than Manafort’s time in charge of the campaign.
The investigation is moving beyond smoke and closer to fire. There was a pro-Russia culture in the Trump campaign, and the reason why is where the likely crimes are. Like a black cloud" CRIMEa!
Rick Santorum thinks students should take CPR lessons instead of trying to get some phony gun law passed. How condescending.
ReplyDeletegosh he sure has underestimated these kids and how determined they are.
Beware GOP your ignorance is going to get you voted right out and deserving so.
Boy, I had to look twice to make sure this was actually Cruz. He has grown FAT this last year!
ReplyDeleteDoes he think he is in a competition wit Tiny Hands about who can grow fatter faster?
I love it that Rebecca punked him like that!