Okay, I am not trying to fat shame here, I am legitimately confused about all of those weird bulges and lumps.Trump has like four Kuatos growing out of his midsection and they all look like Lou Dobbs. pic.twitter.com/O8kvZcX2An— David Roth (@david_j_roth) April 9, 2018
I mean that can't just be his body, can it?
I thought, to be fair, that it might be an ill fitting bullet proof vest, but that does not seem reasonable either.
He almost looks like a guy trying to sneak a bunch of treats into the theater under his coat.
Or perhaps a guy who already ate a bunch of treats before putting on the coat.
Yeah like I said, I'm confused.
Update: Okay it appears that somebody manipulated that photo up top a little.
Here is the actual photo.
— Helen Kennedy (@HelenKennedy) April 9, 2018Really not that much better.
Concealed Carry?
ReplyDeleteNot concealed so much, but yes.
DeleteHe's probably wearing four or five bullet-proof vests because he's a stable genius.
ReplyDeleteWhat a disgusting POS.
ReplyDelete“I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.”
ReplyDeleteIs this a contest? Goody.
DeleteI think that it is a girdle ?
Let me know what I won?
Or maybe he is stealing food from AF 1.
Either way he is a moron!!!!
Duh, he's a fat slob but it was obvious the top photo was 'shopped.
DeleteStuffing food down his pants as he leaves Chuckwagon all -u-can-eat?
DeleteOoompa Looompa!
ReplyDeleteOr the blueberry one Violet Beuregard.
But really, the best comparison is to Veruca Salt......can't you see Drumpf 's hissy fit " I want one!! I want a golden military parade!! " or " I want to! I want to nuke rocket man!"
Like you wrote Gryphen, he was at Charlie's chocolate factory and stole some goods!
Money belt? Maybe he takes $$$$ to Mar-A-Lago to transfer to the Cayman Islands?? Maybe he is paying off his hookers in cash nowm since Stormy Daniels blew the whistle on the usual money trail.
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ReplyDeleteHey all! One week 'til the ten year anniversary of the wild ride. What's the statute of limitations on fraud? Time to hit up CBJ!!! She can talf without threat now.
talk
ReplyDeleteCome on, we all heard that very honest doctor say he is in the best shape of any president ever. Look at how fat Obama was. /S. I am sure it is just a coincidence that doctor got a cabinet position.
ReplyDeleteIt looks as if he has something under his coat. He can bed countless porn stars, playmates, require a current wife to get implants and be well dressed to exploit her nearly nude. None of that will alter his personal appearance.
ReplyDeleteI think he has documents packed in all around his midsection. Should the buttons have popped on his coat, lots of papers would have floated out.
ReplyDeleteBeaglemom
Untouchable
ReplyDeletehttps://twitter.com/GLSCHWALL/status/983511659040866305
It’s probably several bulletproof vests. This man is paranoid. Re: McDonald’s story.
ReplyDeleteOT This Daily Beast article is blunt about Cohen and Trump. Time will tell how necessary it was for the FBI to raid Cohen's properties.
ReplyDeleteTrump is a bold liar claiming Democrats were behind this witch hunt.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/fbi-raid-on-michael-cohen-is-the-most-dangerous-day-of-donald-trumps-life?source=politics&via=rss
Doesn't that silhouette just SCREAM "healthiest president to have ever held office"?
ReplyDeleteOMG. Wake the fuck up Murikka!!!
He's got a lot of nerve body/looks-shaming women. What a pig.
DeleteSometimes I just reflect on the fact that Drumpf i actually, for real, in the white house and I start to leave my body, or try to anyway. We must be able to break out of this nightmare matrix somehow.
ReplyDeleteHamburger orders? Cause he's starving, ya know, and doesn't want to be poisoned!
ReplyDeleteTwenty-five Big Mac boxes.
ReplyDeleteThree warthogs mating?
ReplyDeletePigs wrestling? ?
DeleteYou're right; what the he'll is that????
ReplyDeleteThat is a picture that someone has Photoshop to make him look lumpy. The picture has already been debunked/
ReplyDeleteI keep hearing that, but nobody has yet sent a link.
DeleteI think you're right Griff, looks like blocks of cash stuffed under his coat.
ReplyDeleteHe still looks really bizarre in the Helen Kennedy twitter pic. His clothes are all so poorly fitted. One would think that they're bought "off the rack" at TJMaxx.
ReplyDeleteBeaglemom
Don't blame TJMax,doesn't he have his own line of suits made in china?
DeleteMonEy lotsa MonEy
ReplyDeletehttps://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5acc375ee4b07a3485e7b4ba
You'd think that a man who supposedly has all the money he needs could get himself a decent tailor as well as a good barber.
ReplyDeleteAh, for that elegant man who last graced the Oval Office...
It's just a distraction from the bald spot on top of his head that no hairspray in the world can manage to keep covered.
ReplyDeletenot sure about stable genius. but i am certain he is the biggest ass in the stable
ReplyDeleteLaVonne just said it looks like he's smuggling illegal immigrants into Mar-a-Lago
ReplyDeleteLook at how the middle button almost pops, it is so tight. That coat is off-the-rack, does not fit his YUUUUGE a$$.
ReplyDeleteIt looks more like a cheap bathrobe than a decent oat!
It is the taxpayer money he has stolen.
ReplyDeleteWhy would he need a bullet proof vest on the grounds of the WH,besides the only nuts with the guns are his supporters,is he afraid of his crazy supporters?
Wasn't aware Depends made bullet proof vests.
ReplyDeleteAlso, huuuge static cling on the pants.
Holy Orca!
ReplyDeletePortly Boar
Deleteit looks like a round candy or snuff tin. just a snack?
ReplyDeleteUsually when men have money, have had it for a while and work and live in the rarefied positions that Trump supposedly does, they have TASTE in clothes. They can afford good suits and afford to have them custom tailored. They also pay people to dress them, to choose their clothes and make sure they fit and look best to flatter them.
ReplyDeleteTrump dresses like someone that buys his clothes off the rack and second hand at that.
I would think Ivanka would say something or just see to it that his suits are tailored to fit. Or even Melania. She's supposed to have been a model. His poorly tailored dress reflects on her.
Don't blame Melania; she didn't actually wear many clothes when she was modeling.
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