Still better looking than the real one.

Maybe this is the role that Meryl Streep was born to play.

They could lock Trump in a cage, have Streep give his inauguration speech.

And for the next four years she could stand in for him and make all kinds of awesome policy decisions under the tutelage of Hillary Clinton.

Greatest actress in the world, I think she can pull it off. 

Carrie Fisher dies. Because 2016 sucks!

Courtesy of People:  

Carrie Fisher, the actress best known as Star Wars‘ Princess Leia Organa, has died after suffering a heart attack. She was 60. 

Family spokesman Simon Halls released a statement on behalf of Fisher’s daughter, Billie Lourd: 

“It is with a very deep sadness that Billie Lourd confirms that her beloved mother Carrie Fisher passed away at 8:55 this morning,” reads the statement.

George Michael on Sunday and now Carrie Fisher today? 

Look 2016 you were already going to go down in history as one of the worst years ever, stop trying to run up the fucking score!

Today's Trump Dump. Not quite as sleazy as yesterday's, but you know still pretty bad.

As predicted these disgusting Donald Trump stories continue to bubble to the surface. so one again I am going to share some of the newly revealed stuff from yesterday.

One of the things that we learned yesterday is that Donald Trump is not a racist. Just so long as you are the "right kind of black."

Here let former Teen Miss USA Kamie Crawford explain it to you:

The most Trump tea I'll spill for the day is this... when I was 17, I met Mr. Trump for the first time as Miss Teen USA. As the first WOC...

— Kamie Crawford (@TheRealKamie) October 12, 2016

To win the title in almost a decade - I was forewarned prior to meeting him that, "Mr. Trump doesn't like black people. So don't take it..."

— Kamie Crawford (@TheRealKamie) October 12, 2016

"...the wrong way if he isn't extremely welcoming towards you. If he is, then u just must be the "type" of black he likes."

— Kamie Crawford (@TheRealKamie) October 12, 2016

Fortunately things worked out just fine for Miss Crawford.

Luckily for me - I was the "type" of black he liked. He toted me around his buddies who were all there gawking at the Miss Universe girls..

— Kamie Crawford (@TheRealKamie) October 13, 2016

I ma going to assume that what made Crawford the "right kind of black" is that she had a pu**y that he wanted to grab.

So now we have racism out of the way how about disgusting behavior towards handicapped people?

The selfie of the night.

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For those who did not watch the festivities last night (Myself included.) the big winners are :

Best Picture" 12 Years a Slave.

Best Actor: Matthew McConaughey, Dallas Buyers Club.

Best Actress: Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine.

Best Supporting Actor: Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club.

Best Supporting Actress:  Lupita Nyong'o, 12 Years a Slave.

To be honest I did not see any of the ceremony as I was knee deep in zombies last night watching "The Walking Dead." And then stayed up late to watch Matthew McConaughey's brilliant "True Detective" on HBO.

I regret nothing.

P.S. This is how what is now the most re-tweeted picture on the internet came together. 

Poor Jared Leto, he simply could not get passed Jennifer Lawrence's hip check.

After winning an Emmy and a Golden Globe for her performance in "Game Change" now Jullianne Moore can also add a SAG award to her collection.

Courtesy of the Examiner:

Actress Julianne Moore has won a Screen Actors Guild Award for Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries for her role in "Game Change" on Jan. 27 at the 19th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards in Los Angeles, Calif. The Screen Actors Guild Awards are presented by SAG-AFTRA and honor the best performances in film and television. Tonight’s show broadcast around the world from the Los Angeles Shrine Auditorium. 

This is the first Screen Actors Guild Award win and tenth nomination for Julianne Moore. The actress has also won a Golden Globe and a Primetime Emmy for her performance in "Game Change." 

Wow Moore was up against some pretty impressive actresses in competition for this award including Nicole Kidman, Alfre Woodard, Sigourney Weaver, Charlotte Rampling. None of these can be considered lightweights, yet after ten nomination it was this performance that inspired her fellow actors to give it Julianne Moore.

So much for the oft repeated claim that this move was a bunch of lies, and that it was ill received by audiences or critics. Sounds like it, and Moore's performance. more than impressed just about everybody.

You know I wonder I there is a place that sells insurance policies on Wasilla refrigerators?

P.S. You can see the video of Julianne Moore accepting this award by clicking here.