Nancy French, pretending to be Bristol Palin, thanks Newsmax for honoring Bristol Palin for the work that Nancy French did. Did that give anybody else a headache?

So apparently French reads here and saw that we did a post on Bristol being honored by that third rate Fox News wannabe.

So Nancy French, who is surely attracting interest from various psychiatrists by now, decided to thank Newsmax for honoring her work channeling Bristol Palin: 

Nice! I don’t consider myself a “political leader” or even “influential.” I’m just like every other normal American. The things I write about here on my blog are what used to be known as just plain common sense. (Or psychotic ramblings.)

Still, I’m very honored by being included in the list. 

Newsmax, thank you!!

Holy crap!

So just mull this around for a second.

Here is a grown ass woman, pretending to be a twenty five year old single mother of two, now thanking a right wing rag, or honoring her work as that twenty five year old mother of two, which the twenty five year old's mother pays her to create, in order to give the twenty five year old some semblance of respectability and intellect.

I would attempt to explain that further but I am afraid if I did it would somehow give away the plot to the movie Inception. 

Speaking of obfuscation Bristol's plan to divert attention away from her paternity argument with Dakota Meyer seems to be working as several tabloids are now talking about her most recent picture of Sailor Grace Palin.

Yep, babies are cute.

Apparently in Michigan if you are a family values politician who tries to cover up the affair that you're having with a female colleague by spreading gossip that you were caught having sex with a male prostitute, you can lose your job. Who knew?

Courtesy of Michigan Live:  

Todd Courser and Cindy Gamrat, embattled lawmakers accused of misconduct and misusing taxpayer resources to hide their extra-marital affair, are no longer representatives in the Michigan House. 

Courser, R-Lapeer, resigned at 3:12 a.m. on Friday as the House prepared for a third vote on a resolution to expel him from office. 

One hour later, the House voted 91-12 to expel Gamrat, R-Plainwell, making her just the fourth lawmaker ever to be removed from the Michigan Legislature by her peers. 

Gamrat was immediately escorted from the chambers, and then the state Capitol, by House sergeants. She declined to speak with the media. 

Courser, who spoke with reporters after turning in his resignation letter to the House clerk and walking off the floor, said it simply felt like the appropriate moment to step down. He was convinced the GOP majority was going to find enough Democratic votes to expel him.

As I am sure many of you remember Courser planned to inoculate himself against charges that he was banging his fellow legislator by launching a smear campaign against himself which would accuse him of having been caught having sex with a male prostitute.

Which kind of sounds more like an episode of Alpha House than it does an actual plan in the real world. 

Unfortunately for Courser he was caught on tape making those plans for the smear campaign, and that was essentially that.

And of course the cherry on top is that both Garner and Courser were holier than thou Christian moralists who were adamantly against gay marriage,

Which has now become the easiest to spot plot twist ever.