Sarah Palin goes from a fake Minnesota accent to using British slang. Can you say "dumbarses?"

Apparently Palin was on the Sean "Got the short straw again" Hannity, angrily defending her new open marriage buddy Newt Gingrich from his second wife's explosive interview tonight on ABC. (Gee don't women whose husbands have cheated on them usually stick together?)

Here is the transcript courtesy of Think Progress:

PALIN: I call them dumbarses. They, thinking that by trotting out this old Gingrich divorce interview that’s old news — and it does feature a disgruntled ex, claiming that it would destroy his campaign — all it does, Sean, is incentive conservatives and independents who are so sick of the politics of personal destruction, because it’s played so selectively by media, that their target, in this case Newt, he’s now going to soar even more. Because we know the game now, and we just won’t put up with it. 

So, good call media! Way to go to covertly hype this, even Gingrich opponents, for being so brilliant they sure are dumb.

And here you can hear it for yourself on You Tube:

Okay first off, what the hell is a "dumbarse?" (Okay well I looked it up and it is British slang, for "dumbass,"

Obviously this is just her chickenshit way of saying "dumbass, " and trying play the demure Christian gal card by using a more television friendly replacement instead. Though from her it just sounds idiotic.

You know Sarah I happen to know that you can curse with the best of them, and have heard many examples from your vast vocabulary, so don't think anybody is fooled here.

And as for this helping Gingrich "soar," I don't believe there is an updraft in the world that could lift Newt's flabby carcass off the ground, even with a running start and a pound of pixie dust shoved up his ass.

And I also believe that there is really only so much that REAL Christians can stand, and a man who cheated on two wives, and then tried to start some kind of home based swingers club, is pushing the envelope a little too far for most family values voters to bear.

Of course Palin does not get that because she, like Gingrich, is a complete phony all the way from her road kill fright wig, to her completely unnecessary glasses, right down to her water filled fun bags.

By the way,  I would just like to point out to any family values voters who accidentally find themselves here that our President, or as YOU refer to him, Barack Hussein Obama, is happily married to his FIRST wife, and attended his church in Chicago religiously for TWENTY YEARS!

I just thought you should keep that in mind.