Showing posts with label procreation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label procreation. Show all posts

Friday, August 11, 2017

Holy crap! Trump supporters are mating and making little baby Trump supporters.

Courtesy of Page Six: 

The very first sex scandal of Donald Trump’s presidency has just resulted in the birth of a love child. 

Married former White House communications director Jason Miller has fathered a son with Trump transition adviser A.J. Delgado following a wild night out in Las Vegas. 

Page Six exclusively reported that Miller and Delgado went to a Las Vegas strip club with members of the media the night before Trump’s final debate against Hillary Clinton in late October.
Miller confirmed the birth of his child with Delgado and said his wife, astonishingly, had accepted the news. Miller said in a statement to Page Six, “My wife and I, along with our two daughters, are excited to welcome William into the world and into our family, and we appreciate the well wishes we’ve received from so many.” 

Sources said Miller and Delgado have not talked since she revealed the news of her pregnancy and are communicating only through lawyers.

Once I got over the shock that this Jason Miller guy found not one, but two women willing to touch his penis, I then decided that there needs to be some kind of federal agency which restricts people dumb enough to support Donald Trump from banging each other.

I know, I know that smacks of social engineering and is rife with moral and ethical challenges, but think of the cost to humanity if we DON'T do something about it.

If these homely, stupid people keep bumping uglies and making tiny versions of homely, stupid people this entire planet may someday look like the crowds at a Kentucky State Fair or something.

And that cannot be good for our future.

I'm just saying.

Thursday, October 01, 2015

Travel agency uses Denmark's low birth rate as inspiration for some creative, and rather naughty advertisements.

Courtesy of the YouTube page: 

Spies Travel is joining forces with wannabe grandmas in the fight against Denmark's low birth rate. Introducing Spies Parent Purchase™: Send your child on an active holiday and get a grandchild.

Okay now THAT is pretty funny, and a not a little risque.

And the really inspired part is that it would also probably work.

A vacation where you are encouraged to have as much sex as possible. Don't know how you turn something like that down.

Saturday, December 20, 2014

Pat Robertson believes that gays will soon die out because they cannot reproduce. Not sure what is more troubling, his understanding of sexuality or of history.

Courtesy of New Now Next:  

The 700 Club televangelist took a call recently from woman complaining that her church forbids dating or marriage—that even showing interest in the opposite sex is a “sin.” 

Robertson told the woman to “run” from her church before everyone dies out. 

“You know, those who are homosexual will die out because they don’t reproduce. You have to have heterosexual sex to reproduce,” he opined. “Same thing with that church— it’s doomed, it’s going to die out because it’s the most nonsensical thing I’ve heard in a long time.”

While I agree with Robertson that this woman needs to leave her church immediately (Actually leaving ALL churches might not be a bad plan), his contention that homosexuality will die out because they cannot produce offspring together is truly ignorant.

As just about everybody EXCEPT Pat Robertson already knows straight parents produce gay children and have been doing so since the beginning of time.

In fact if Robertson were to open a book that does not begin with the words "In the beginning.." he might realize that teh gays have existed well before the establishment of Christianity, Judaism, or even monotheism.

In fact they are the one constant that ties ALL societies, ethnicities, and past civilizations together.

Suggesting that gay folks will soon die out is like suggesting that Pat Robertson will soon start saying things that are not incredibly stupid.

Not gonna happen.

Monday, May 06, 2013

Elizabeth Smart: Abstinence only education teaches rape victims they are worthless.

Courtesy of Think Progress:  

Elizabeth Smart became a household name after she was kidnapped from her home in Salt Lake City, UT at the age of 14 and held in captivity for nine months. She was forced into a polygamous marriage, tethered to a metal cable, and raped daily until she was rescued from her captors nine months later. Smart was recovered while she and her kidnappers were walking down a suburban street, leading many Americans who followed her story on the national news to wonder: Why didn’t she just run away as soon as she was brought outside? 

Speaking to an audience at Johns Hopkins about issues of human trafficking and sexual violence, Smart recently offered an answer to that question. She explained that some human trafficking victims don’t run away because they feel worthless after being raped, particularly if they have been raised in conservative cultures that push abstinence-only education and emphasize sexual purity: 

Smart said she “felt so dirty and so filthy” after she was raped by her captor, and she understands why someone wouldn’t run “because of that alone.” 

Smart spoke at a Johns Hopkins human trafficking forum, saying she was raised in a religious household and recalled a school teacher who spoke once about abstinence and compared sex to chewing gum. 

“I thought, ‘Oh, my gosh, I’m that chewed up piece of gum, nobody re-chews a piece of gum, you throw it away.’ And that’s how easy it is to feel like you no longer have worth, you no longer have value,” Smart said. “Why would it even be worth screaming out? Why would it even make a difference if you are rescued? Your life still has no value.”

A "chewed up piece of gum."  A "life with no value." That is simply heartbreaking!

To think that a young woman might think she had no further value if she were raped or had given into temptation and engaged in premarital sex, due this primitive form of sex education is shameful. 

Can you imagine feeling as if you were a possession that nobody would want because the seal had been broken, or because you were somehow made un-pure? That is not how a human being should feel.

What happened to Elizabeth Smart is horrible, but the fact that he shame was amplified by her strict upbringing is just as horrible.

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Sorry, considering the Religious Right's current attacks on contraception, I couldn't resist.

If you are going to get mad at me just because I don't believe an omniscient being of absolute power raped a 15 year old girl than you're just going to have to be mad at me. Because I don't.