Showing posts with label senior citizens. Show all posts
Showing posts with label senior citizens. Show all posts

Friday, August 17, 2012

Good news seniors! The Romney/Ryan plan now comes in a can!

The Romney/Ryan plan, a colorfully packaged can of shit that no self respecting feline would let anywhere NEAR their food bowl.

But of course it's good enough for seniors because, well hell they're almost dead anyhow.


I think if they were to be honest with the American people that THIS would be their new slogan: "The Romney/Ryan ticket. Sure it sucks for most of you, but if you really cared about that you wouldn't be voting Republican anyhow."

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Flash mobs are not just for the young.

Rockers of Ages Elders Choir performing a rendition of Coldplay's "Fix You."

To learn more about this group of feisty senior citizens you can visit their website here.

Here is a brief description:

These groups sing songs from around the world as well as fun and funky songs from the last five decades in harmony. It is a chance to have a lot of fun, and it really doesn't matter what your voice is like, or whether you think you can sing or not. Every practice includes a time for a cup of tea and a chance to get to know each other. Music is provided, but you don't need to be able to read music. There are NO AUDITIONS. 

  • If you can't sing, you will be taught to sing. 
  • If you have lost your voice, you will be helped to get it back. 
  • If you need help with transport we will pick you up. 
  • If you have a disability, we will accommodate it. 
  • If not now, when? 

Although this group is aimed at meeting the needs of older adults, anyone is welcome to come along.

They were a little off tune a couple of times, but all in all that was pretty sweet.