She’s the Republican National Convention’s keynote stripper.
Porn starlet Lisa Ann — who impersonates former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin in several XXX movies — descended on Tampa this weekend to unveil her curvaceous platform at Thee DollHouse strip club.
A certified dental assistant (Okay seriously, WHY is everything connected with Palin have something to do with dentists?) with homes in Los Angeles and New York, the 40-year-old Ann shot to fame in 2008 when she assumed the former vice presidential candidate’s persona in the pornography flick “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?”
Ann hit the stage Saturday night in a hip-hugging business skirt and bustier as an announcer informed the audience that “Sarah Palin is in the house tonight!”
After a political hand wave, Ann tossed pictures of the Alaskan politico into the crowd as she proceeded to peel off her governmental garments with purring precision with Eminem blaring in the background.
The hooting crowd seemed to approve of her positions.
Yeah I just BET the crowd was hooting and approved of "her positions." Essentially THIS is the version of Sarah Palin that these horny men wanted to see all along.
Okay the fact that she threw ACTUAL pictures of Palin into the crowd is hysterical to me, since I think we all know what THOSE will be used for later!
Like I said before I doubt very seriously that ANYBODY will really miss Palin at this convention. But if they do, and want to see the version that they spent the last four years fantasizing about, they know where to go. Don't they?
