Monday, August 27, 2012

Sarah Palin makes her long awaited appearance in Tampa. Well sort of.

Courtesy of the New York Post:

 She’s the Republican National Convention’s keynote stripper. 

Porn starlet Lisa Ann — who impersonates former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin in several XXX movies — descended on Tampa this weekend to unveil her curvaceous platform at Thee DollHouse strip club. 

A certified dental assistant (Okay seriously, WHY is everything connected with Palin have something to do with dentists?) with homes in Los Angeles and New York, the 40-year-old Ann shot to fame in 2008 when she assumed the former vice presidential candidate’s persona in the pornography flick “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?” 

Ann hit the stage Saturday night in a hip-hugging business skirt and bustier as an announcer informed the audience that “Sarah Palin is in the house tonight!” 

After a political hand wave, Ann tossed pictures of the Alaskan politico into the crowd as she proceeded to peel off her governmental garments with purring precision with Eminem blaring in the background. 

The hooting crowd seemed to approve of her positions.

Yeah I just BET the crowd was hooting and approved of "her positions." Essentially THIS is the version of Sarah Palin that these horny men wanted to see all along.

Okay the fact that she threw ACTUAL pictures of Palin into the crowd is hysterical to me, since I think we all know what THOSE will be used for later!

Like I said before I doubt very seriously that ANYBODY will really miss Palin at this convention. But if they do, and want to see the version that they spent the last four years fantasizing about, they know where to go. Don't they?

116 comments:

  1. ibwilliamsi5:08 PM

    The 2012 RNC Convention in Tampa, Florida. Talk about a blowjob...

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    1. Anonymous6:41 PM

      And a con job!

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    2. Anonymous8:36 PM

      Blow jobs and Con jobs! Sounds like a reality show concept for the Palins that they already have a script for.

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    3. I believe it was Bill Maher who said that Republicans were looking forward to the convention in Tampa even with the threat of Hurricane Isaac because they like nothing better than to "be blown behind a Dumpster."

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    4. Anonymous3:40 AM

      Bwahahahahhahaha!

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  2. Anonymous5:12 PM


    Great, no mention in the press about Sarah's bbg dig in Arizona. Suppose she will show up in Tampa tomorrow or will she be too embarrassed? I read on Sunnys blog that they are excited because Tripp is coming to visit them and also that Sonny can talk to him on the phone. Looks like Levi made some great moves.

    The Palins are finished............finally

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    1. Anonymous5:54 PM

      Interesting. Wonder whether Brisket is in LA or AK doing her DWTS fake practicing. If she's in LA, then makes you wonder -- is he staying at the compound -- with Toad or Willow or is Gino still in the picture and not in LA with her.

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    2. Anonymous6:59 PM

      Fake practicing? With Mark? hahahaha They has more rehearsals than anyone. Paparazzi filmed it. She's just not a natural dancer and never professed to be.

      And no, she was at the BBQ in AZ.

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    3. Anonymous7:01 PM

      You comment makes NO sense. If she's in LA, she wouldnt be at the compound.

      1. Bristol was at the picnic today in Arizona with her son. Sarah also had Trig there, with whom she flew down.
      2. Willow has been at school in AZ since April, only returning home a few times.
      3. Todd is probably hunting as it's moose season
      4. Piper was seen at the fair with friends ans a cousin.

      Now that you made me feel like the stalker you are, I will rest.

      Oh and GET LIVES.

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    4. Anonymous7:10 PM

      According to the peeponders in AZ with mommy.

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    5. Anonymous7:39 PM

      Yeah, I'm wondering if Gino really did kicked to the curb. Will Bristol be wearing her promise ring that Gino gave her? Will Gino be learning responsibility by baby sitting Tripp? Or will Gino be enjoying a beer with Levi, sharing stories about close calls with the Bristol. Gino, I'd get out while you can. She'd drop you in a heartbeat if a "better daddy" came along.

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    6. Anonymous8:21 PM

      It's very rare that Bristol gets to spend time with her two sons and I'm glad to hear they were at the BBQ together. Now only if Britta would have brought her daughter down then all of Bristol's spawn could have been together. I'm so sad that didn't happen.

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    7. Anonymous8:24 PM

      Where's Tri-G??? He's been MIA for YEARS! I guess Sarah is too terrified to be seen with him because he'll throat punch her AGAIN.

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    8. Anonymous8:49 PM

      Why doesn't Brisket have that boy at home in AK? About 6 months ago, she said he'd be starting school soon. I guess she's gonna wait until he turns 9 yrs old next year and put him directly in the 3rd grade since he already knows how to say advanced vocabulary words like "faggot" and "fuck you, aunt wallow, i hate your guts!" and "momma-whore, there's a buncha drunks down by the pool so can I go down a burn a coupla blunts with em and then swim a little since it's daylight outside even though you think it's pretend-midnight" and "momma, when are you gonna get me another fuckin' daddy since the last 5 uncles I've had didn't work out even after you fucked em and bought em new trucks?".

      Soon Tripp will be mimicking Grampa Toddy-two toned needle dick and saying, "Shhh, bitches! I think I hear Granny Grifter coming! Quick, get those whores to hide in the closet in the other bedroom!" He's a smart boy to be only 8 yrs old.

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    9. Cracklin Charlie10:04 PM

      7:01

      I notice that you didn't refer to Trig as Sarah's 'son'.

      That poor, innocent child. He deserves better.

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    10. Anonymous10:21 PM

      Anonymous7:01 PM

      3. Todd is probably hunting as it's moose season

      Try again Krusty.

      Where exactly in AK is moose season open right now? Oh, you don't know but you're going to make up some shit, huh? Listen, just because Todd can convince his stupid business partner, er, ex-wife, that he's moose hunting 800 miles away, why would anyone but an idiot not know that he couldn't secure a tag for those units anyway? And who the fuck is going to drive almost to Canada to poach a moose only to have the meat spoil, instead of waiting a week or so until he can really hunt within a few hours drive at most, or at least say he's going hunting and everybody with half a fucking brain won't know for certain that Todd is going out to run the whores again?

      Gee Krusty, you're not only mentally ill, but you're stupid also, too. Just stop. You're just giving your family more ammo for their intervention case to have you committed. You think you're really going to like it in the place with no internet access, no electronic devices, and they make you actually leave your room to go shower and take a shit once a day, using cattle prods for those heffers like yourself that won't get with the program willingly? Laughing at the way you're living again, Krusty Patullo.

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    11. Anonymous5:35 AM

      I hear Hannity is at convention with a "back room" show. Michelle Bachman was on and they say Sarah Palin will be there. IN TAMPA AT HANNITY BACK ROOM. So it is claimed.

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  3. Meanwhile, the real thing serves up pork and beans to a small crowd in Gilbert AZ in 105-degree heat. I guess someone needed an excuse to be somewhere today other than Tampa. She may have been serving chicken, too, which of course would be appropriate for the occasion.

    http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/story/19383209/palin-to-campaign-for-adams-in-gilbert

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    1. Anonymous6:08 PM

      Now Mr. Orr, Palin has said very bluntly that she is focusing her energy on congressional races and more "downticket" folks. According to the RNC they offered her a time to speak, a primetime within the primetime to speak, of 8pm to 11pm (as they said "that's primetime, right") so she's just focusin' her energy on gettin' good constitutional conservative (mormon!) folks elected to some sort of downticket kind of position there in Arizona. She really could be up here in Alaska as we have a "battle royale" on our hands with the old "crony capitalist" Don Young and his challenger John Cox, tomorrow, in Alaska's very own primary, the same Alaska Sarah is so proud to be part of is was going to spend so much time fightin' for without her title and such, but where is she? Arizona, servin' burgers.

      The Burger Queen?

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    2. emrysa6:28 PM

      lol floyd, I agree that she needed an excuse to be somewhere other than tampa. she's not fooling anyone with brains... but then again, anyone with brains isn't her crowd!

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    3. emrysa6:30 PM

      oh isn't that interesting, 6:08, she's not using her time to "progress" any of her preferred alaskan candidates?

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    4. Anonymous8:29 PM

      Can you all believe that she has left us high and dry here in AK? I mean come on, it's 55 degrees, the wind is blowing 20 here in the Valley and we've had 2 inches of rain in the last 3 days, yet she is down there in Arizona at 105 degrees, in the desert?

      Oh, wait, she never really appreciated Alaska and only wanted to leave so I guess now she's yours Arizona and the other lower 47 States. Enjoy her, relish her, appreciate her, but most of all, someone else please claim her, OK? We're about ready to offer a "reverse reward" to any other state that is willing to claim her. We'll triple it if you take Todd and Bristol too. We are more than tired of them up here.

      Maybe the resident Palin Troll can raise some funds and relocate the Palins to her state. We'd be mighty appreciative and thanks in advance.

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    5. Anonymous10:30 PM

      You drive a hard bargain, Mr Parnell@8:29 PM, but I'm afraid we can't let you off that cheap. Up your offer or we send back Sarah with all 7 of her grandkids, COD?

      Sir, we ain't a bunch of Indians down here in Arizony gonna give you Manhattan for a few trinkets and a little whiskey. We have Jan Meltedface as our governor here, and she will negotiate on our behalf for a lot of whiskey at the least. Serious offers only will be considered.

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  4. Anonymous5:37 PM

    I wonder what the "Big Whigs" said to Sarah to keep her out of Tampa. so now she's flipping burgers in Gilbert AZ. Wow - how the mighty have fallen.

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    1. Cracklin Charlie9:59 PM

      Maybe she was afraid that Lisa would draw a bigger crowd than the 'rill dill'.

      Awk-ward!

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  5. I think this will help get it out of their collective systems… it’s all good. A fantasy wears out after a while.

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    1. Anonymous6:09 PM

      Unless your lube runs out first, or your willy falls off :-)

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    2. Anonymous6:30 PM

      "yeah, I hate when that happens", said the Republican delegate at the strip joint who had just paid for his last lap dance for the 2012 convention.

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  6. Anonymous5:50 PM

    Things are getting tense in Tampa!

    Texas delegates planning floor mutiny over RNC rules changes

    "On Monday morning, at a meeting of more than 100 Texan delegates and alternates at the Saddlebrook Resort 20 miles north of Tampa, one topic got the crowd more fired up than any other. Delegate Melinda Fredricks read aloud a letter condemning recent changes to the national Republican party's rules that would allow the GOP presidential candidate to veto and replace state delegates.

    "Our delegates are in shock that such an amendment even would be presented before the Rules Committee much less passed into rule," Fredricks said. "Please know from the Texas delegation standpoint that the only way a floor fight can be avoided is for this rule to be stricken."

    At that point, the entire Texas delegation stood up and applauded."

    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/texas-delegates-planning-floor-mutiny-over-rnc-rules-225837647.html

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  7. Sarah's boobs are as big as Lisa Ann's. Where does Sarah hide her cleavage? With Trig's Birth Certificate?

    Anyone who says Sarah isn't kind and generous is sooo wrong. Since she couldn't be in Tampa because of her busy schedule in Alaska, er, I mean Arizona, she loaned her shoes and oversize flag pin to Lisa Ann, knowing how much the GOP folks love them some Palin memorabilia.

    http://tinyurl.com/LisaAnn-SarahsShoes-andFlagPin

    Article at HuffPo:
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/27/lisa-ann-porn-star-impersonating-sarah-palin-gop-convention_n_1834861.html

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    1. Anonymous8:31 PM

      5:54 Nice photo that first one is. That woman looks so much better than Sarah. Nice legs, not an ounce of cellulite.

      Ha, ha, spellchecker wanted to change cellulite to celibate. Wonder if that is a sign.

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    2. Anonymous10:38 PM

      That's no coincidence for sure. Neither is the fact that mine Sarah spellchecker that mine changes "stupid whore daughter, Brisket" to "best selling author and dancer-extraordinaire Bristol-the-Pistol Still-a-Virgin mother of Trig, Tripp, Tristan, Tribbles, Travelocity, Treblehook, and Troglodyte". My computer might have a virus, though.

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  8. Here's a report on Baldy's appearance in Arizona today....key word said over and over...


    FREE FOOD....LMAO!!

    http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/story/19383209/palin-to-campaign-for-adams-in-gilbert

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    1. Sarah says bring your ballots to the cookout!
      Event Details:
      Monday, August 27th
      Gates open at 3:30pm
      Food and entertainment begins at 4:00 pm
      Event is Free. Donations Appreciated.
      *Voters can deliver their early ballots to the event.
      From website: http://www.kirkadams2012.com/

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    2. Anonymous6:23 PM

      http://www.rightspeak.net/2012/08/the-two-faces-of-sarah-palin-at-2012.html

      Hey Gryph, There's a great photo of Sarah at the Conservative Blog link above. Here's the link for the photo:

      http://tinyurl.com/Sarahs-Two-Faces

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    3. Anonymous6:43 PM

      I swear that Sarah has new teeth. They don't fit her mouth.

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    4. Anonymous6:48 PM

      Todd: "If someone can trade their voter ballot for a hamburger and chips in Arizona, what can I get for this little hot dog weenie?"

      Sarah: "Keep the line moving, Two-tone. Condiments are on the table over there."

      Todd: "Sounds good. Since they're free, I might wrap a couple in this washcloth here in my pocket. Hmm, I've had strawberry and chocolate flavours before, I've never tasted a condom mint. You want me to get a handful for you also, too, Sarah? You know how bad your hoo-hoo stinks all the time."

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    5. Anonymous6:50 PM

      Sarah is a liar and a cheater!

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    6. Anonymous7:02 PM

      Of course it's free. You don't pay for food at these things

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    7. Anonymous7:17 PM

      Isn't that illegal?

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    8. Anonymous7:35 PM

      Her appearance for Gilbert is her most demented, most hysterical to date. And that is saying something.

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    9. Anonymous8:58 PM

      Anonymous6:43 PM
      "I swear that Sarah has new teeth. They don't fit her mouth."

      That's what I told her sort of, that her mouth wasn't near big enough for those teeth and my dick, so she got em all pulled because they were rotting out from the meth, and now she has dentures she can take out whenever I say, "Is that an Earthquake I hear coming?". Let me tell ya Sarah, I said, "I ain't no Todd Palin. I HAVE a Halibut for a dick! Toddy has a minnow."

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  9. Sally in MI6:20 PM

    Someone explain this to me from the Adams'press release:
    Event Details: Monday, August 27th Gates open at 3:30pm Food and entertainment begins at 4:00 pm Location: Joe’s Farm Grill 3000 E Ray Road Gilbert, AZ 85296 Off of Higley/202 *Voters can deliver their early ballots to the event

    Why would you be collecting ballots at a campaign event? Is this guy the county clerk? Is this how AZ runs its elections: hey, y'all, fill out those ballots and bring them to the candidates picnic. No ID required, and we'll make sure we turn them all in.

    GOP democracy at work?

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    1. Anonymous9:07 PM

      Sally in MI 6:20

      "GOP democracy at work?"

      Sort of. But more akin (not Akin, the teabagger rape preggo expert in MO) to running for homeroom president in the 4th grade except we were honest and didn't peek at other kids voting and also, too we couldn't give away free hamburgers so the other kids would vote for us. I could've been homeroom president for 12 years if I could've given away free hamburgers and ice cream.

      What kind of shade-tree operations are they running down in Arizona? Somebody call Sheriff Joe!

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    2. Anonymous9:24 PM

      That doesn't sound legal to me.

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    3. Anonymous1:34 AM

      Is that HER way of buying votes for her candidate - bring in your ballots, and we pay you with a burger? Illegal, if you ask me...

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  10. Anonymous6:24 PM

    Well she was on Hannity - Fox just a few mts ago, she seems to have borrowed spray tan from Snookie.
    Boehner lost sister!!!

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    1. LMAO at Baldy on Sean InSannity tonight! She had on her "smart" glasses...but they were so fucking BIG that the you could barely see her eyes from the glare! And when you could see her eyes...they were so WIDE...that they matched the crazy GRIN she had on her face the whole time she was talking to Sean! She looked completed CONSTIPATED and DERANGED!

      The wig was limp and ill fitting...she opted to wear Kirk Adams campaign shirt during the interview...probably because the shirt she had on earlier was covered in her sweat and funk!

      The top lip made an appearance but every time she spoke it kept listing to the right! She shreiked out her usual talking points and sounded bored doing it...even Baldy is tired of Baldy! LOL!!

      No mention of what she plans on doing tomorrow...especially since the Convention starts. I'm wondering since she has Beefy with her and one of the Trigs...she must have something up her sleeve...I'm hoping it's something good and highly distracting to the RNC!

      Oh...she won't be in Tampa at her Strip (HeHe) Mall spot beccause I saw this posted at the Asylum today...

      "TSM_Admin Yesterday 11:47 PM in reply to Jose R. Gonzalez
      It has been "sort of" confirmed by myself and several others on this site in recent days that SarahPAC has cancelled their space rental in Tampa. People talked to the Information Booth there, the Manager and someone in Virginia apparently had some contact (directly or indirectly) with SarahPAC there that it had been cancelled. In addition I was in Tampa on Tuesday and walked around Channelside Bay Plaza and saw no SarahPAC space."

      So Baldy...keep on burning up in Arizona and keep you and your family of grifters away from Tampa...you don't want anyone to mistake you for one of the Baldy Palin female impersonators now do ya'! LOL!!!

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    2. Anonymous9:35 PM

      Her pic in Arizona, she has willow, Bristol and Tripp.

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  11. emrysa6:25 PM

    I wouldn't be surprised to see the quitter demanding royalties from lisa ann.

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    1. Anonymous8:19 PM

      Yep, it's all about the money for Sarah.

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    2. Anonymous9:08 PM

      I wouldn't be surprised to see the Quitter trying to borrow some money from Lisa Ann in about 3 years.

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  12. LoveAndKnishesFromBrooklyn6:27 PM

    Lisa Ann looks like a total hoot! Love the snarky lookin' background photo at the strip club, also too.

    BTW, the single-celled ameobas at the Palin Petrie Dish are RAVING over her choice of shoes for the AZ event. I haven't gotten a close look at the latest atrocity, but apparently the minions think this season's Sarah clodhopper collection is just the pinnacle of stylin'. What mental age are they over there, again??

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    1. The shoes that Baldy is sporting on those ashy hooves of hers are those same ole red jobbies she been wearing since 08...of course Baldy's toes are hanging out over the top! LOL!!

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    2. Anonymous8:18 PM

      The shoes are too small cause her toes are hanging out! What's the matter with her, either the shoes are too big or too small.

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    3. Anonymous8:18 PM

      Her shoes from AZ are the same old cork soled wedges that she's worn before. They are about 2 sizes too small and her toes go over the edge. I swear to god, there are some people that are immune to even sensible fashion. Palin is the Queen of that group.

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    4. Anonymous9:15 PM

      Baldy's toes are always over the top. She needs them to be touching the floor to help keep her balance whenever Todd is too busy being her purse carrying boy and can't be her tee-tiny walking stick, also, too at the same time.

      Gina, if your liver were marinated in red bull and vodka like Baldy's, you'd be more empathetic to her condition or at least impressed that Baldy's a weebler because she only wobbles and she don't fall down.

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  13. Sally in MI6:31 PM

    Crazy Sarah was at it again. But the crowd was pretty small and I don't think she will pull this one out...is that three in a row now?

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    1. Anonymous10:47 PM

      yeppers, she's 0 for her last 3 and on a mad dash to irrelevance.

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  14. Anonymous6:38 PM

    Where's the outrage from the Real Sarah Palin?
    http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/08/pennsylvania-tom-smith-senate-pregnancy-rape-unwed-daughter.php?ref=fpnewsfeed The headline of this story is that Tom Smith (Republican)said that his unwed daughter's out of wedlock pregnancy was similar to rape. (He admits that the daughter was not raped. She had consensual sex).

    Start the countdown clock-- how long will it be before Bristol and Sarah have their ghostwriters refudiate that statement.

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  15. Anonymous6:46 PM

    Heh heh you know Todd wants some of that!

    Ask Todd if he would rather have Shailey Tripp, Lisa Ann or boyish Sarah Palin and you know Todd wouldn't take his boyish wife for all the meth in Alaska.

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    1. Anonymous9:25 PM

      Todd's phallic shortage would've never reached Sarah's twattage if she had half the ass that Lisa Ann sports. Todd never learned to fuck in the missionary way, just from watching sled dogs go at it. Todd and Serra would've had to have adopted all of the kids instead of just Trig. Or have surrogate peckers borrowed from, say, Todd's business partners that could actually reach the hoo-hoo starting line.

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    2. Anonymous10:42 PM

      the hoo-hoo starting line.... LOL

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  16. Anonymous6:53 PM

    Donald Trump had to cancel his trip to Tampa.
    Call it what it is -- BS. The campaign is keeping all the 'crazies' off the stage -- Palin, Bachmann, Trump, West, who's from Florida but they've let the 'crazies' write the Platform, much if not all Ryan agrees with.

    Chris Matthews mentioned on his show that included in the GOP Platform is that 'clips' as in gun clips, should have unlimited capacity.

    He also didn't say the full text of the piece in the platform but that they were getting into the 'stand your ground' issue.

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    1. Anonymous9:27 PM

      unlimited capacity is a lot of ammo

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    2. Anonymous5:53 AM

      -- Palin, Bachmann, Trump, West

      They can all appear with Hannity. Huckabe was really down on MSM. Their is only ONE great media outlet - "fair and balanced" and that is those at Fox. They can upstage a poor convention performance as they "support" Romney. What a mess. RNC conventions are a thing of the past?

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  17. Anonymous7:04 PM

    Here's a thought from someone who cares about people's emotional development. If ALL of you took the time you spent here trashing people and spreading lies and hate and put it toward making your life better, who knows what you'd have. A lot more than you have now I'm sure. You'd have little to complain about.

    Life is not about complaining. It's about living and laughing.

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    1. Anonymous8:15 PM

      I live, I laugh, and I pay taxes at a higher rate than that cheat Romney. I still find the Palins to be abhorrent and terrible examples of how to live life, whether you are an adult or a teen. I live, I laugh, and the Palins make me laugh even more! People are supposed to aspire to greater heights than that station to which they were born. The Palins just seem to be happy to be crass, uncultured, undereducated. They are not examples of how to live life well. I find this insulting in that they have been given every opportunity to improve themselves yet they continue to wallow in the gutter because that is the demographic that finds their way of life to be acceptable (if those people even think that deeply). They are right down there with that fat little boo boo girl and her trash family and they see nothing wrong with that.

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    2. Anonymous8:15 PM

      Oh yeah, so what the hell are you doing here?

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    3. Anonymous8:49 PM

      Oh, Christie...I'd put my life against yours any day.

      Are you in a romantic relationship? Do you have children? A job? Do you live independently? Are you healthy, mentally and physically?

      Considering the amount of time you spend keeping up with the Palins and defending their dubious honor on multiple boards, I'd say that's a big "no" to all those questions.

      YOu are a sad case, obviously unfulfilled in your reality so you need to worship these celebrities from afar. I'm guessing the Palins aren't your first celebrity love affair. Before Sarah, were you team Angelina or team Jennifer?

      I don't feel anything but pity for you and I hope you find the help you need.

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    4. Anonymous9:48 PM

      Krusty, did you write that while sitting on your bedpan peeing and pooping and feeling all creative and really "alive" ?

      Speaking of laughing and living, I try NOT to, but it's awful hard to keep from laughing at the way you're living, Miss Patullo.

      P.S. Does your Mom come in every day to clean out your bed pan, or only when she can get the fire dept to come down and run a ladder up to your window because you keep your bedroom door dead-bolted shut?

      P.S.S. Kristy, do you still fantasize while watching your VHS tapes of Bristol on Dancing with the Reality TV Stars that it's you dancing with your loved one Beefy instead of poor Mark whats-his-name bull-dogging that heffer around the dance floor? Now, here I am, laughing again at how you're living. Sorry, Krusty. It ain't right for me to think of you all of a sudden jumpin off your bedpan to watch Beefy in that gorilla suit for the 10,000th time, but you still get so excited with yourself that you forget to pull up your under-britches up before you start to doing your dancin with your stuffed animals, telling them, "I love you, Beefy. You're my bestest friend ever."

      P.S.S.S. There's this new technology called
      DVD's that came out in the mid-90's since you came out of your room last that you can get of Beefy's performances. We'll tell you all about it the next time the firetruck comes to visit to help with your poopee and peepee pan.

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    5. Cracklin Charlie9:53 PM

      Damn straight on that last remark, Kristy!

      You're cracking me up right now!

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    6. Anonymous10:12 PM

      Kathleen Parker, a Republican, has written a scathing post in Newsweek which is posted on the Daily Beast entitled:

      "What the *#@% Is Wrong With Republican Men?!"

      "It's not just Akin. By pushing some of the most invasive state policies in modern history, the men of the GOP are driving their party off a cliff."

      "The cumulative effect of these episodes, combined with Democrats’ carefully crafted GOP “war on women” narrative, have boxed Republicans into a corner of stubborn self-defeat. Hackneyed and contrived as this “war” is, there’s a reason it has gained traction. “Because it’s true,” says Margaret Hoover, a leading voice in the young conservative movement, CNN contributor, gay-marriage advocate, and author of American Individualism—a call to arms for her great-grandfather Herbert Hoover’s rugged individualism tempered with a community spirit suitable for the millennial generation"


      http://www.thedailybeast.com/newsweek/2012/08/26/what-s-wrong-with-the-republican-party.html

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    7. Anonymous10:32 PM

      Go Gettem' Gina!!!

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    8. Anonymous10:49 PM

      Anon 10:12 post is mine and posted under this thread in error. I'm having a problem with my computer as the comment boxes have appeared in various spots for some reason and not just at the end of the comments for posting a new comment and not as if it is a reply.

      Sorry.

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    9. Anonymous11:26 PM

      10:49PM

      Not buying your excuse again. I'm sorry, but we have folks like Krusty that never log off the site for months at a time, posting literally THOUSANDS of comments without a complaint, a peep, a pop, a poop, or even a toot. And everything the do is perfect. We might make you Krusty's training partne later this weak. We'll play it by ear based on Krusty meeting some very personal hygiene guidelines

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    10. comeonpeople5:56 AM

      Tis not a lie that Sarah did not birth Tri-G. When that is exposed, my work here is done.
      Until then....

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  18. Anonymous7:09 PM

    Oh oh.... bad news for Beefalo Palin...

    Sabrina Bryan Named 'Dancing With The Stars: All-Stars' Viewer's Choice Winner

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/27/sabrina-bryan-dancing-with-the-stars-all-stars_n_1832882.html?utm_hp_ref=tv

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    1. Anonymous10:51 PM

      Another nice-looking woman to stand next to Brisket, making the proportions of her face even more "horse-like".

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    2. Anita Winecooler11:31 PM

      Bray stul won't like that one bit!

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  19. Anonymous7:20 PM

    We thought of you while watching TV tonight. Bristol was on ET and Access Hollywood.Todd was on Stars Earn Stripes, and Sarah was on Hannity live from AZ.

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    1. Anonymous8:09 PM

      That's awesome! They keep just gettin' those paychecks! At least none of them is running for higher office. As long as the bright lights of Hollywood keep calling them then we won't have to worry about the future of our Country; well, except for those people that would find it worth their time to watch any of the Palin reality shows, now that speaks volumes about the "lowest quarter" of America, but hey, those people have always been in the gutter and they seem to not care to leave it....The Palin Demographic is what we call it in our home. We need people to work at McDonalds, those are the same people that watch the Palins on TV. We will always need those people.

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    2. Anonymous8:51 PM

      We all know the truth about the Palins. The more you know them, the more you dislike them. It's just a matter of time before they wear out their welcome and become nothing but tabloid fodder. Then all of their dirty dealings are sure to be revealed.

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    3. Anonymous9:54 PM

      I hear attendance is up at the monkey exhibit at the zoo when the Palin's aren't on the teevee. I hope the reality show celebrity family will take a day off ever now and then so their fans can go see the real gorillas at the zoo and get some fresh air (except Krusty Patullo, who NEVER leaves her battle station) instead of sitting there mindlessly watching that fat oldest dotter, Beefy, pretending to be a monkey that can dance.

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  20. Anonymous7:30 PM

    So Sarah's not going to be able to crash the RNC party tomorrow, as most flights will be cancelled, or delayed; it will be gridlock at airports in and out of the gulf states, probably including north and southern Florida.

    Can't believe how CNN and HuffPo don't have a single mention of her. Hannity interviewed her for a few minutes from his RNC podium while she was in Gilbert - she brought Trig. Why bring her child to this event? He didn't have his glasses on either. She had on her S-hriek E-eeeek Cupp glasses on.

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    1. Anonymous8:13 PM

      She brought Trig along because she thought she'd get more media attention and she uses him like a shield.

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    2. Anonymous8:40 PM

      She brought him because we've been demanding to see him. IM controls Sarah. She is our puppet. We own her. Enough where's Tri-G? Comments and Sarah digs him out of the closet and presents him for us. Too easy.

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    3. Anonymous8:52 PM

      http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/hannity/index.html#/v/1809171677001/palin-november-cannot-come-soon-enough/?playlist_id=86924

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    4. Anonymous8:56 PM

      It's sad if she brought Trig.

      I have an acquaintance who has a little girl about Trig's age who has Down Syndrome and she makes sure the child has a stable environment and set schedule and and that she's in school where she can benefit from multiple, well-trained teachers and a classroom full of other children.

      The school year has begun in MatSu. Trig should be in school. All kids need routine, but kids with special needs require it.

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    5. Anonymous8:58 PM

      Do you have a link of Sarah with Trig? I have sen some video's of the event but not with
      Trig in them.

      Thanks in advanced.
      *Alicat

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    6. Anonymous10:59 PM

      Yeah, there's no better place to have your special needs child on the travel speechifying circuit more than a couple of thousand miles from home, outside in the desert in the middle of the afternoon during the dog days of summer when the temp barely makes it to 110 degrees some days. I think Sarah is going for that "mother of the year award" thingy again this year. This time it's Baldy vs Beefy in a dead heat for last place. Who can be the sorriest mother between the two of them? Has there ever been a tie? Oh my, the drama. This should be on a reality show.

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    7. Anonymous6:26 AM

      There is a photo of Sarah with Trig at the barbeque that is posted on Daylife.com

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  21. Anonymous7:34 PM

    I wonder how many of these RNC hypocrites will go see her. After all, doesn't their official party platform say they will ban porn? That's a deal breaker even for my tea turd younger brother. He said he will sit out this election if that little tidbit remains in the party platform. That's saying something as he has anti-Obama crap plastered all over his hillbilly pickup.

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    1. Anonymous9:58 PM

      Them Mormons ain't getting rid of their porn. How are they gonna get turned on enough to diddle with all them sister-wives?

      They'll be forced to return the young ones to their mommas and daddies and let em finish middle school if you take away their porno movies?

      Just sayin.

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  22. Anonymous7:37 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v4PWW301JM&feature=related

    "Romney Girl" in a Romney world LOL

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  23. Anonymous8:22 PM

    It's over guys. We have defeated Sarah and forced her to sit down and shut up. She is officially a nobody. Good job Gryphen. Her only option to stay relevant is to reveal the truth about Tri-g.

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    1. Anonymous9:19 PM

      You are so right. Her controllers must have threatened her with something good to keep in her place like this. It is my wish too, that she goes into a rage-rampage-psychoticbreak and decides to reveal all.

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    2. Anonymous10:18 PM

      Thank God and all the anti-Palin bloggers.

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    3. comeonpeople5:59 AM

      It is my wish too, that she goes into a rage-rampage-psychoticbreak and decides to reveal all.


      Me too! Go rogue Sarah!!

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  24. Anonymous9:27 PM

    Are we sure it was the heat?

    http://www.kpho.com/story/19390486/heat-sickens-6-
    people-at-sarah-palin-event-in-gilbert

    Medical rescue teams in Gilbert treated six people who were overcome by the heat at a grassroots political event Monday attended by former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

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    1. Anonymous10:17 PM

      I hope Sarah was wearing gloves because it was reported she doesn't wash her hands after using the toilet by one of McCain campaign staffers.

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    2. Anonymous10:39 PM

      Sarah doesn't wash her hands, does that surprise anybody? Look at past pictures of her moldy toes in her opened toe shoes and how Sarah wore her black suit jacket with white stains all over it in Washington DC.

      The girl is nasty!

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    3. Anonymous11:04 PM

      Damn, who let Sarah Palin serve those people without gloves? Can't you imagine where she's had those hands in the last 24 hrs? She is such an unclean person. Look at those toes hanging off her shoes. Gross.

      Heat, my ass. E coli Palinitis combined with Screechification disease.

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    4. Anonymous11:07 PM

      Bring your kids to eat free food in the desert and maybe they won't suffer heat exhaustion or food poisoning, courtesy of the ex-half-term Quitter Gov's failure to wash her hands since yesterday. There are no coincidences.

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  25. Anonymous9:56 PM

    Just watched a little of clip of Palin in Gilbert tonite. OMG, her teeth are so damn BIG. Mama's got new choppers, some very obvious cosmetic dentistry goin' on.

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    1. Anita Winecooler11:25 PM

      Grammma got new teefus!!

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  26. Anonymous10:13 PM

    So "Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?” Well, we know with certainty it sure ain't Todd.

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    1. Anonymous10:36 PM

      They say that Brad Hanson and Glen Rice nailed Palin. As far as who else rode Sarah, really should be asking who didn't ride the Palins or Heaths.

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    2. Anita Winecooler11:24 PM

      Scratch "Nailin" and replace it with "Thumb
      Tacking"

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  27. Anonymous10:25 PM

    g- do a write up of her hannity appearance. Hi-larious, again.

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  28. Anonymous10:29 PM

    Are we sure it was the heat?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Sounds like the Pain curse strikes again! Hopefully this candidate will lose too so the curse will live on, full on!

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  29. Anonymous10:44 PM

    Kathleen Parker, a Republican, has written a scathing post in Newsweek which is posted on the Daily Beast entitled:

    "What the *#@% Is Wrong With Republican Men?!"

    "It's not just Akin. By pushing some of the most invasive state policies in modern history, the men of the GOP are driving their party off a cliff."

    "The cumulative effect of these episodes, combined with Democrats’ carefully crafted GOP “war on women” narrative, have boxed Republicans into a corner of stubborn self-defeat. Hackneyed and contrived as this “war” is, there’s a reason it has gained traction. “Because it’s true,” says Margaret Hoover, a leading voice in the young conservative movement, CNN contributor, gay-marriage advocate, and author of American Individualism—a call to arms for her great-grandfather Herbert Hoover’s rugged individualism tempered with a community spirit suitable for the millennial generation"


    http://www.thedailybeast.com/newsweek/2012/08/26/what-s-wrong-with-the-republican-party.html

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    1. Anonymous11:22 PM

      Finally sane Republican women speaking out! It's about time and they can thank that idiotic dimwit Sarah and bat-shit crazy Michele Bachmann for what has happened to their party.

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  30. Anonymous11:21 PM

    Anon 7:20 As you were watching the Palins and thinking of this blog did you also think wow they were correct that the Palins actually were orchestrating tv deals pretending Sarah would run? Stay tuned for the tv bookings will soon end. Suvks she fucked you over eh? You were warned!

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  31. Anita Winecooler11:22 PM

    I wish they called her "Lisa Ann" throughout the whole article.

    I read this sentence "Ann hit the stage Saturday night in a hip-hugging business skirt and bustier..." and pictured Mrs Mitt being introduced at the convention. {pass the brain bleach}.

    Who'd have thought a stripper playing Screechy would be such a hit in Tampa?

    While New Orleans braces for another hurricane.

    What's wrong with this picture?

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  32. Anonymous6:39 AM

    Lisa Ann, a porn star perhaps best known for her role as a Sarah Palin look-alike in an adult film series.

    Question, could Lisa Ann be Sarah Palin's half sister?

    Sally Heath was pregnant before marriage which meant like Sarah, Track, Todd and Bristol, she was sexually active too.

    Lisa Ann has that same manly jaw and facial features as Sarah has but as far as Sarah's body goes, Sarah has the body of a boy and Lisa looks womanly.

    So I'm wondering if Lisa, Sarah and Sally Heath share the same DNA?

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