Palin has been invited numerous times by Stewart, most recently on Jan. 18 during an extended mockathon. "Join me -- I would love to have a conversation with you. We'll do it in my studio, your wilderness utopia," Stewart quipped. "You could have Glenn Beck sit next to us or between us. I want him to come on too. He won't do it either. I promise a pleasant, respectful and classy conversation."
Asked for comment, Palin aide and unofficial spokeswoman Rebecca Mansour emailed The Huffington Post, claiming that Palin "doesn't recall being invited on Jon Stewart's show" and that no one at her political action committee, SarahPAC "remembers seeing an invitation," adding that the former governor's Fox News contract precludes her from appearing on other networks without approval.
When it was suggested that perhaps she and the other holdouts were afraid to go on the show, Mansour emphasized: "She is certainly not 'afraid' to go on his or any show. Sometimes she chooses to avoid a show, such as David Letterman's, because she doesn't want to give it a ratings or publicity boost. But afraid? No way."
In a follow-up email, Mansour was more vehement: "She's not afraid of his show. She doesn't think about him all that much. Neither do I. However, I do recall that he's been rather vicious in his coverage of her, so I'm not sure why she would even want to appear on his show to give him a ratings boost. If you continue to imply that she's afraid of appearing on a comedian's satire news show, then you're just plain wrong. She's stared down big oil companies and won. Jon Stewart isn't all that intimidating."
I call bullshit on this. Snowdrift Snooki is absolutely terrified to appear on a show opposite somebody with Stewart's intellect.
Even the less confrontational Jon Stewart that we see today would obviously ask the kinds of questions that could not help but reveal to the world just how incredibly ignorant and inept Palin is to his audience. And RAM well knows that the interview would immediately go viral which could only serve to damage Palin's credibility even further. (Could it be damaged any more?)
Well here is my challenge to Sarah Palin. Prove us wrong. Go on the Daily Show without requesting that certain subjects be off limits, and put your reputation where your lipstick slathered mouth is.
If you don't, you prove to the world that you ARE indeed a coward, and that Rebecca Man-Sewer is a lying ass kissing flying monkey.
Smarter people than Sarah have gone on his show and regretted it. Way smarter. :-)
ReplyDeleteI love the "give him (or others) a rating boost." What a couple of egotists. She doesn't realize her draw is one akin to people rubbernecking on the freeway to see the idoits who couldn't avoid crashing into one another.
ReplyDeleteRebecca Man-Sewer. Good one.
ReplyDeleteOf course she is afraid to go on his show. John Stewart is intelligent and will ask questions that will make her uncomfortable. Her standard excuse is saying that she hasn't been invited or doesn't want to give someone a ratings boost.
ReplyDeleteSomeone is really DESPERATE for ATTENTION!
ReplyDeleteSO is Palin waiting for an engraved invitation to be hand delivered to her? Or perhaps they Stewart has not offered to PAY her to be on his show?
No, b...h is just desperate for attention.
I would rather not have her on the show. I love Jon Steward. But these days he was always soft on the Republicans that came on his show, like his annual Huckabee interview, where he just let Huck got away with his non-answers. At the same time, he is always very tough on the people from the Obama administration. Sometimes it could get quite frustrating and hard to watch.
ReplyDeleteLet's face it, she won't go on the show because she knows she'll be made a fool of. Not necessarily because of any questions Stewart will ask, but because the real "her" will be revealed to be just as dimwitted as we all know. I'm sure she's still smarting from the Katie Couric interviews, during which it was revealed that Palin has no ideas about anything important. So yeah. As entertaining as it would be, it's not likely to happen, ever.
ReplyDeleteI totally agree with you, Gryphen. Wait, I feel a tweet coming on. Excuse me.
ReplyDeleteSarah is so afraid of intelligent people and of letting her secrets out.
ReplyDeleteSarah might go on Stewart's show if she could cheat (only answer pre-approved questions; have an agreement that would make Sarah the editor of the show; have cue cards listing her talking points; be in secret radio contact with RAM so RAM could tell Sarah the answers; etc.)
To use her own terminology, Sarah Palin's a "half-been".
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say Jon Stewart is more well known than Snowdrift Snooki. He does not need her to boost his ratings. Furthermore, Jon is more electable than she is and she knows it. Period.
ReplyDeleteIt's nice to think she won't go on his show because she's intimidated by his intellect, but remember who you're talking about. The narcissist?
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't get what she doesn't get. Clueless is the term, I think. She probably won't go on his show because everyone around her tells her it's not worth her divine time, and of course, she, being so fabulous & all, doesn't want to boost his ratings.
I really don't want her to go on the daily show. stewart will be too easy on her, and she'll sit there all smug while she lies. the audience will be forced to clap because of the applause sign. nope, that will just piss me off.
ReplyDeleteWhen she says things like "she doesn't think about him all that much", if you can recognize the psychology of an immature person, you know that this translates to: "Steward and others like him really get under my skin constantly."
ReplyDeletePalin and her clan of fools are such amateurs. You can read them like a book.
Jon Stewart would reveal her for what she is in 1 minute or less.
ReplyDeleteHe's too smart, she's too stupid for it to turn out any other way.
Fox would have to approve? That shouldn't be too difficult after all they let Bill O go on JS all the time. Come on Scarah shows how tough you are.
ReplyDeleteYou're going to love this one: Poll of warm feelings...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.politico.com/news/stories/0311/50773.html
Celeb feuds won't lead Paylin to WH:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.politico.com/news/stories/0311/50796.html
Becky, Becky, Becky....sweetie. Yeah, I'm talking to you. Your boss is a calculating, paranoid, delusional wanna-be. And she'll NEVER be a member of the group she has ALWAYS aspired to be... the elite. Anyone who wanted to meet Ivana Trump (Ivana Trump!!) back in the day is someone who dreamt of a world of "champagne wishes and caviar dreams" (thank you, Robin Leach). Palin now has money, but she'll never have the class or the intelligence of people she has envied all her life. Sorry, Becky, your boss is MOST fearful of the people she disparages most, because she knows she can never measure up to them.
ReplyDeleteOkay, Sarah. Prove you are not afraid of Jon Stewart by sitting down with him on a Fox News program. That way you won't "give him the ratings" and will also control the environment.
ReplyDeleteMy money would still be on Stewart.
An on-air challenge isn't an invitation. It's just a stunt. O'Reily does the same thing and then yaps about how so and so is afraid to come on his show.
ReplyDeleteIf you want someone to appear on your show, you send a written request to whoever handles their talent booking and it gets worked out from there.
Palin is frightened of Katie Couric and doesn't want to make any mistakes. Ratings boost, my arse.
ReplyDeleteShe's scared shitless!!!!
ReplyDeleteHey, Scarah, BOO!
Haaaaa-haaa!
Hahe
ReplyDeletetHEY R h8trzs!!!!
Y shud SHE go into there LaimAss showz.????
I am' frens with the famly. In there houzes an truks al the time.
They pays NO atenchen to H8TRZ on the WWW. Lame AZZ BLOGGERS that h8 ignord also 2!!!! No books are sensured- theys' all been burned!!!!
I think that tha'll post on FB a pic of them flyin the fingur at theze idjits. She dozent ned the money she gets payed to be on these shows!!!Thats why shes' said HELL NO to these comedeens.
"In Iowa, five presidential candidates of various stature are participating in one of the first cattle calls at the Faith and Freedom Coalition forum.
ReplyDeleteAnd what’s Palin doing?
She’s in a celeb-feud with Kathy Griffin, who is pretty transparently using the conflict to promote her coming Broadway performance."
Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0311/50796.html#ixzz1FxHGxBeR
Meanwhile, RAM Becky is firing off missives about the Jon Stewart invite.
SP is a tabloid celebrity, nothing more.
Going back to the writers of Game Change, Sarah thought that the interview with Katie Couric was going to be a piece of cake, no need to study and prepare, a real lightweight fluffy interview. It was Sarah who made herself look bad with easy questions. Most people can name the paper or website that they look at in the morning with a cup of coffee. Most people can name one magazine that they read, even on line. Sarah fumbled an easy question.
ReplyDeleteThe other soft ball was to name another Supreme Court ruling that Sarah did not agree with (in addition to Roe v. Wade). People in Alaska should have been outraged with Exxon Valdez. No need for Sarah to search her memory of U.S. history to try and remember what Dred Scott was all about. Exxon Valdez!
Sarah can't even have a representative from the media when she delivers a speech to a friendly audience. She reads from her papers, stumbles, ad libs and doesn't want it reported. Her appearances on Fox are prescripted, and sometimes prerecorded and she still looks awful.
So, how is the world can Sarah appear on Jon Stewart's show? Jon reads the book, and is one of the few people who asks followup questions. The reason that Republicans are so taken back is that they expect another soft ball interview where a question is asked and answered, and they move on to the next one on the list. Jon is a dog with a juicy bone, and if he hears something that isn't quite right, he follows up. Jon's particular talent is that in addition to be smart, he does it with a sense of humor and a sly wink, so he doesn't look like an angry politician.
Sarah doesn't realize that appearing on Stewart's show would boost HER ratings, too.
She can't answer why she quit. Quitting is the biggest roadblock to her holding office. She quit. She wasn't 'saving' Alaskans anything. Politics is full of ethics violations and wrongdoers. They fight for their jobs. She quit. For money and celebrity. Thats all.
ReplyDeleteI want to see her face off with Stephen Colbert.
ReplyDeleteWhereas Jon has gotten softer on Republicans and more conservative himself (or so it seems), Stephen is still on top of his game, in fact, it seems more so.
Goodness, I bet Sarah would fall for his conservative persona and forget it is satire.
I'm sorry. What "big oil company" did Sarah stare down again?
ReplyDeleteOh, none. That's right. She just snowballed the legislature into passing the fool's plan that was AGIA. Triple damages and all.
If I remember correctly, no "big oil companies" bid on AGIA. "Winning" would have been the oil company submitting bids. That would mean they agreed Palin's little boondoggle was a great idea. Instead, they saw it for the loser proposition it was, and passed.
RAM is an idiot who is as interested in re-writing history as her boss. Nice try, RAM, but those of us who know what "winning" and "losing" really mean know Palin lost that battle.
Palin knows better than to go on The Daily Show. Jon would probably expect her to say something that wasn't on bumper sticker/refrigerator magnet platitude list. He's smarter than she is, and wouldn't pretend to be dumb just to make her look good like Greta, et al., do. Palin is simply not quick enough to do the Daily Show. She'd come off looking bad and she knows it.
Can't you just see Colbert sending her a certified or messengered invitation now!
ReplyDeleteGosh, that would be sweet.
RAM does Palin no favors when she comments publicly on ANYTHING! She is so nasty, aggressive and rude that it makes Palin look really bad. Talk about thin-skinned...
ReplyDeleteThese people are utterly devoid of any humor or self-reflection that I imagine all the men that Palin accuses of ED get that way by reading RAM'S tweets.
she's no donald rumsfeld.
ReplyDelete"She's not afraid of his show. She doesn't think about him all that much. Neither do I."
ReplyDeleteAnd yet to took the time to send not one, but two emails?
"I don't think about him that much" Sounds like the line given when Obama was asked about her. I guess that really pissed her off.
ReplyDelete@anon 1:122
ReplyDeleteWow, take some time and go back to school. Your grammar and spelling makes me think you are not friends of the Palin's but actually ARE A PALIN.
It's funny how $arah Palin and her gang always boast about giving other people's shows a "ratings boost" when Palin's own show dropped 40% after just one episode.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, Becky Mansour would give her left arm to be invited on to the Daily Show. And, don't worry, Becky, in a couple of years, Sarah will be begging for someone to be paying this kind of attention to her (in the off chance that she's not sitting in a jail cell somewhere).
ReplyDeleteO/T Cover of Rolling Stone :
ReplyDeleteSnooki's Wild Ride!!!!!!
Thuoght that was a hoot as we call Scarah Snowdrift Snooki,
I don't trust Jon Stewart. I have a feeling he would be too easy on $arah Palin.
ReplyDeletePalin will not appear in an interview that is either not prescripted like her Fox commentaries, or that she hasn't been give the questions beforehand.
ReplyDeleteShe blew the easiest question imaginable from Beck, she blew the fluff piece with Couric, she even gets steam rolled up by Bill'O.
You know what I would like to see. Sarah Palin spending a day with the Obamas, both of them.
And then going out and trying to smear them after she had spent the day looking like something the dog found in the back 40 and drug in while they are all graciousness, courtesy and class.
And God forbid just the thought of the comparison if the children of both families were to spend the day together in the WH is delicious.
After all Sarah wants to move into the WH so she should be shown around by the current occupants.
The SS would of course have to strip search the whole menageries since they hate the Obamas and like to kill things that bleed.
Forget Stewart, she isn't anywhere close to his league. I know, it would never happen but I would love to see her questioned about the "wild ride" by a woman who has given birth. She would never get through it.
ReplyDeleteHa ha She won't be able to use that FOUR SECOND DELAY EXCUSE if she appears on Stewart, will she??
ReplyDeleteIt'll never happen. Even Donald Rumsfeld couldn't get much past Stewart, and he's got a lot more to hide.
As usual, so many good comments. I especially connect with...
ReplyDeleteMark @12:35 - Couldn't have said it better. But, you know what? She really doesn't care what KIND of attention she gets, she just needs ANY attention.
emrysa @1:05; Anon 1:06; Anon 1:07 - Totally agree! Since everything she goes near turns to sh%t, I say leave my Daily Show alone!!
Anon @1:16 - so true. She'll never be more than a wannabe.
She did Leno didn't she? Faux didn't seem to mind that she did a stand up act on a late night show. You would think it would be much easier to just sit and answer questions about what you think. Unless you don't.
ReplyDelete1:18 PM,
ReplyDelete"If you want someone to appear on your show, you send a written request to whoever handles their talent booking and it gets worked out from there."
It makes no differnce. Palin is a chicken-shit .
"She's not afraid of his show. She doesn't think about him all that much. Neither do I. However, I do recall that he's been rather vicious in his coverage of her, so I'm not sure why she would even want to appear on his show to give him a ratings boost."
ReplyDeleteThe childishness is oozing from every seam.
Palin would end up going on Colbert, because I'm sure that she and Becky Man-Sewer think that he's the "rill dill".
ReplyDeleteRemember Sarah Palin said Katie has a problem with self-esteem. The Palin interview was supposed to give poor Katie a boost. Well, from that perspective, Palin probably considers Jon Stewart a quivering wreck, too pitiful even to be thrown a scrap of self-esteem by having the superb Palin grace the Daily Show set with her prescence.
ReplyDeleteThe sociopathic mind is capable of nearly unimagineable distortion. Palin's mental unstable situation is worsening.
"Why doesn't Palin go on John Stewart?" - Do this question really need to be asked? The reason why she won't appear anywhere unscripted was made obvious in 2008. End of story.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Jon Stewart should just interview a pair of leopard high heels. There would be no detectable variation from whatever Palin's word salad shooter produces.
ReplyDeleteIf she hasn't been invited on his show formally, she sure will be now. This is exactly the kind of situation that Frank Bailey discussed in his book. Sarah Palin takes a nothing situation and attracts attention to it by making a stink about it. Moron.
ReplyDeleteHalf-been. I like that Anon@12:55 PM.
ReplyDeleteHmm, is this an acceleration of her downward spiral that I smell?
ReplyDeleteIs Sarah seeing that the campaign season is kicking in and beginning to sense that she's going to be left out of the spotlight? Lord knows nothing hurts Sarah more than not getting enough attention.
Palin had plenty of opportunity to meet the press during the 2008 campaign. She was mentally incapble of handling even the few interviews she gave.
ReplyDeletePalin's fractured thinking and grammar are rightly being sequestered by her puppeteers.
I don't want to see her on Jon Stewart's or any show. She does not deserve any attention and I like to watch my Daily Show. Please don't put the 2 together. I'm still enjoying my HuffPo/ Politico reprieve but don't want to have to skip a day of Comedy Central. Sarah, I'm fine with your decision, as convoluted as it is.
ReplyDeleteHA! swwnbn does not even go on Fox shows unless she gets to submit in writing before hand the questions she is to be asked, and an earphone so Becky can tell her the answers in case she forgets.
ReplyDeleteI doubt Jon Stewart will put up with those conditions, so the chances are very slim she will agree to go on.
Still, I have fond memories of when Betsy "Death Panels" McCaughey went on, throwing her blond hair and girlish charm around.
She was so sure she could dazzle Jon, and smilingly lie to his face.
She seriously underestimated how much homework he did on her.
He let her chatter away, but in the end, she had nothing, and he called her on it.
Gryphen, please allow me to go off topic just briefly. I still haven't forgotten the anon poster a couple of days ago who misunderstood what the Mardi Gras Indians were all about. Here is a video of Cyril Neville, from the funkiest group ever, the Neville Brothers, explaining how the Indians came about and the honor and respect that comes with it:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQOvu-z1cZE
Thanks!
Petty woman lashes out at Kathy Griffin
ReplyDeletehttp://www.comcast.net/video/sarah-palin-blasts-kathy-griffin/18
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Petty petty petty
I can just hear it:
ReplyDeleteRAM: "HuffPo is actually asking why you won't go on Jon Stewart's show! S&*t. What should I say!?"
SP: "No way in he!! I'm goin' on his show. He'd throw out all those gotcha questions, and twist things all around, also, too!"
RAM: "So the standard excuse? Ratings boost and all that jazz?"
SP: "Yeah, HuffPo won't buy it, but at least it'll keep my fans happy. Throw in that I've never actually gotten an invitation? I haven't, have I?"
RAM: "Uh, well . . ."
SP: "I haven't!"
RAM: "OK, but you know Stewart will just send an official invitation now. What do I do then?"
SP: "REBECCA, you KNOW I'm busy that day. Are ya not up to keepin' my calendar? Cuz ya know, if you're not . . ."
RAM: "Got it."
Of course she's afraid to go on his show. Jon Stewart actually graduated from college.
ReplyDeleteLike I've said before - give our former 'idiot' governor (AK) a test in State government, national government (what are the responsibilities of a VP - she didn't know that either!) and the oil industry. She'd flunk ALL big time, I'll wager!
ReplyDeleteShe lied about hunting, shooting guns, what she did in Alaska as governor (lying right now as I'm typing - she's on video on MSNBC -)
She is a 'f---king liar. Vet her in Alaska - unethical (proven to be by our Legislature) - Todd was the actual governor - not Palin in her short two-years before she quit.
I object to this HuffPo self-generated news that was given the big front-page headline (which has now been downgraded). The story fits into Palin's need for attention and may divert from other Palin news or RAM wouldn't have commented. There was certainly no reason for the Palin camp to respond to Stewart's on-air invitation and little reason for the HuffPo inquiry or RAM's dribbled answer.
ReplyDeleteSo why did RAM respond? Why do they think this attention helps them now?
I have to admit that she would indeed give The Daily Show a ratings boost, because there are so many of us who are eager to watch Jon eviscerate her.
ReplyDeletePalin never stared down at oil companies and won. In fact, she has done nothing but kiss their asses and given them everything they have asked for. I thought RAM was all proud of her binder full of knowledge about all things Palin. Obviously, she sucks as much at research as she does at writing. ;p
ReplyDeleteThe rising hysteria in poor Becky's emails is flipping funny!
ReplyDeleteseems to me when the guy on the tv that has the same name as the tv show name begs you to come on his show --- then you have been righteously invited.
ReplyDeletewhat an idiot.
seriously - it can't get much better than the big Jon asking ya on prime time to 'come on down'...
Sarah Palin is a coward. She won't go on any show with intelligent, sharp people asking her questions.
ReplyDeleteShe's no Pitbull, she's Chihuahua. Palin is always yapping, but when confronted, like Chihuahuas, she runs away with her tail between her legs. COWARD!!
ReplyDeleteBtw, these latest interviews seem like desperation.
i wouldn't want sarah to violate the daily show with her presence. there's a better chance that she's one of those conservatives who think stephen colbert's persona on the report is not made up as satire. she'd go on colbert and unknowingly get punked before she would set foot on tds.
ReplyDeleteInteresting, if pathetic, insight into RAM's psyche: when she states "She doesn't think about him all that much. Neither do I. " Odd, coming from the nominal spokesperson, to include the completely superfluous unnecessary, and even gratuitous "Neither do I."
ReplyDeleteI mean, who cares? YOU'RE SPEAKING AS A SPOKESPERSON. Is your identity so entwined that you must speak in something so close to the "we" form? Yeesh.
It's still amateur hour over in Palin-land, and third rate at that. That alone will doom any pseudo-candidacy.
Since 2008, has anyone EVER heard Palin challenged on one of her statements in an "interview"? And I don't mean the token probing you hear from O'Reilly or Hannity. I mean really challenging her on a point. Anyone ever seen it happen? Even ONCE?
ReplyDeleteSurprise. It's never happened.
If she went on the Daily Show, it would.
Sarah is indeed afraid. Very afraid.
Oh, this is just LOL hilarious !!
ReplyDeleteStewart would be gracious as hell, but quietly showcase just what a total dimwit she is. She'd be toast.
If it's not a fox show, the grifter ain't doing it.
ReplyDelete12 days until WGE give a speech in India, but she's very publicly engaged in feuds with comedians. Isn't it time to get out there on the slab and study?
ReplyDeleteHere's the real problem: "I promise a pleasant, respectful and classy conversation." Sarah doesn't do any of the above.
ReplyDeleteHere is more video of Palin's BBC interview:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12672672
The RAM says: Palin "stared down big oil companies and won."
ReplyDeleteMeaning she increased taxes on oil by the greatest amount in state histroy, and then- like the good socialist she is- had $1200 sent to each Alaskan to keep us from complaining about the tax hike- which her Republican successor is trying to undo.
So why doesn't the RAM tell us the whole story: Palin is a tax increaser on corporations- and she increased the state operating budget by 35% in just 2 years.
ps RAM: I dare you are Sarah to go on the Daily Show. You guys are chicken...chicken...chicken...
(If Obama did that. Palin would be shrieking from the rooftops!)
A ratings boost?
ReplyDeleteYou mean.... a bump?
Who does she think she is?
Stephen Colbert?
Snowdrift Snooki got a segment on MSNBC The Last Word tonight. Seems as per her usual BS rants, she has chosen to bitchslap NJ Gov Christie.
ReplyDeleteShe continues to spew her BS lies about what she did in AK - cutting over 86% earmarks -- really, could have fooled me knowing the Bridge to Nowhere (which she was for it before she was against it) cash was given to and spent in AK. The Road to Nowhere comes to mind!!
Jon Stewart has hosted a lot of people that he used for comedy. Donald Rumsfeld was just on his show. The guests usually have books to promote and Stewart discusses the book. When he does ask a difficult question, he does it respectfully. Palin's problem with Stewart is more likely his tendency to point out comments that are not answering the question. Letterman is also very respectful with guests he uses for comedy. Normal public figures and celebrities expect it. Palin is one of the few that can't handle celebrity and takes offense at the slightest comment. She seems to have zero self esteem and hides behind temper tantrums.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Rand Paul is not afraid of Jon Stewart. They are discussing clean air as I type this. Real politicians and celebrities can handle being subjects for comedy without throwing hissy fits.
ReplyDeleteChris Matthews claimed that Sarah is last month's flavor of the month. The reason that she attacked fellow Republican, Gov.Christy, was to get attention instead of him. Same goes for this "we weren't invited, and we wouldn't boost his ratings" crap. No one has been noticing Sarah lately.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha, If Sarah Isn't afraid to go on Jon Stewart's show, then she's more retarded than I thought, cuz Jon would eat her alive with one brain tied behind his back. She doesn't have the brain power to go one on one with him.
ReplyDeleteI can hear her now. "Mr Murdock, May I have a permission slip to go on the Jon Stewart Show?" (Please say no! PLEASE SAY NO! Paahhllleeaase SAY NO!)[Shaking her head vigorously.]
Rick
Of course Palin is terrified of Stewart! He would simply expose her as the buffoon she is and she knows it. He is well informed on the issues and she is not. He reads. She does not. He actually thinks and she most certainly does not.
ReplyDeletePalin is still obsessing about the Couric interview which was about as cushy and non threatening as any interview that any VP candidate ever had. That Palin couldn't answer a simple question like "what do you read" simply illustrated that she did not and does not read much of anything beyond Twitter. It took her two years to craft a response to Couric's question. THAT'S a telling measure of her intellect.
If she can't handle a simple appearance with a comedian, how the hell does she think she can handle ANY crisis of substance?
Palin, you are naught but a simpering buffoon.
Oh, now we all know why she doesn't do LSM shows and Jon.....she is so AMAZING that she draws such a huge ratings for the show. Hey Sarah, has it occurred to you that if in fact there is a ratings increase (which it wouldn't be because of you) it is because many are watching a train wreck in progress? Are you WINNING? You are such a loser and your shadow is no better (how's that massage therapist thing working out for him?)
ReplyDeleteShe's afraid she'd give Jon Stewart's ratings a bump-it.
ReplyDeleteRick
Jon is good enough to make her look silly and stupid without her realizing it. Sorta like SNL. She won't realize what a PR disaster it was until the next morning when she starts to read the reviews and comments from the talking heads. Until she does, she'll think she did great and had the upper hand. Only after she reads (or has read to her) the analysis by the pundits will she realize how Jon Stewart exposed her for what she really is.
ReplyDeleteAs for Colbert, I'm sure she thinks he's a right wing conservative Republican that shares all of her values. Not even sure anyone pointing out that he's not would convince her.
Having listened to RAM on the Eddie Burke show, I have zero respect for someone who treats others so poorly and has so little class.
ReplyDeleteAs for Palin, I have yet to see her on any show where she actually has to answer tough questions. She knows she can't handle it. So, I'm not looking for her ever to appear on Jon Stewart or Rachel Maddow.
"A bump" I don't think john has enough hair to get away with the Bumpit thing.
ReplyDeleteCan you even imagine that John Stewart hasn't had official invitations extended to her? I call bullshit. I can really picture her on his show though. There he would be, charming and disarming. Sarah, on the other hand, would be sitting there with her chin arrogantly lifted, jaw clenched in that pugnacious under-bite thing that she does with her lips pinched in a thin line. Periodically, she would spew words like a Salad Shooter in response to John's softball questions. It would be a disaster for her as she has no sense of humor and absolutely no class.
ReplyDelete"lying ass kissing flying monkey"??
ReplyDeleteOh, that kind of language is just flat-out mean! Good job, sir. Remember, with super-thin-skinned people who can dish it out but can't take it the old adage goes "sticks and stones may break my bones but words can send me scuttling off in eye-twitching apoplexy, also, too."
When will the nightmare that is the screechy wretch be over? When?
ANON 3:06 PM--Sitting in my husband's hospital room laughing my ass off at this:
ReplyDelete"Maybe Jon Stewart should just interview a pair of leopard high heels. There would be no detectable variation from whatever Palin's word salad shooter produces."
Thanks! I needed that.
"Quitting is the biggest roadblock to her holding office."
ReplyDeleteYep, that's exactly right. Thanks, Sarah, for saving us from yourself. You really were your own worst enemy all along.