As I am sure most of us agree Sarah Palin pulled off one of the biggest hoaxes in political history right under the nose of the media and, except for a few sharp eyed bloggers, nobody ever really called her on it. (And the media still seems to be working overtime NOT to see anything suspicious.)
Then just last year it seemed that Bristol was able to become the first guest star EVER to gain a substantial amount of weight during her run on Dancing with the Stars, without the MSM reaching what seemed to be the most logical conclusion.
That, plus all of the lies that the Grizzled Mama told in front of adoring audiences, and printed in her ridiculous book, without suffering any serious repercussions, seems to have provided the Palins with a sense of invulnerability, and the idea that they can lie about pretty much anything and not become embarrassed about it later.
But then Bristol went just a little too far, and in front of the wrong kind of audience.
Bristol may have escaped harsh scrutiny during her stint on DWTS because she was new to the Hollywood scene, and people felt sorry for her because of who her mother was, but NOW the gossip sites and media outlets simply cannot ignore the newest attempt by the Palin gals to pull a fast one.
It seems that the Internet is lit up with speculation, and actual declarations, that Bristol has had some rather significant cosmetic surgery done to her face.
From the Daily Mail to the gossip site Gawker, as well as from the New York Daily News to US Weekly, everybody is wondering if, and of course why, Bristol has so dramatically altered her appearance
As I pointed out several days ago, I have a few theories as to what has compelled this young woman to reject the face she was born with and embrace an entirely new identity, but the real question to be asked is will she have the guts to step up and admit to going under the knife? Or will she instead pretend that we are all foolish to trust out eyes, and that there is nothing different about her looks whatsoever, while relying on her mother's Winged Monkeys to attack those who dare mention the obvious?
By the way, now might be a good time to remember what Bristol had to say about Kathy Griffin's forays into plastic surgery only a mere three months ago:
"It's weird that she would pick on my weight. She's had botched liposuction procedures and stuff like that," Palin said. "It's just weird that she would pick on something like that for another woman."
Pot, meet kettle. And remember the kettle has her own stand up show, and is always looking for new material. Somehow I think Bristol might have just earned a mention or two. Don'tcha think?
Update: Okay so now we know the answer to the question "Will she have the guts to step up and admit to going under the knife?" Uh nope!
A source close to Palin insists to E! News that she hasn't gone under the knife and "isn't that kind of person" that would alter her looks with some help from professionals.
"I can tell you that she has lost a tremendous amount of weight since Dancing With the Stars and that is most likely the reason for the speculation," says the source.
If you were surprised by that I would like to take this moment to introduce you to the Palins, whose motto is "Why tell the truth, when you can lie your way through life?"
Bristol and Heidi Montag are both young women who need therapists STAT.They look terrible and Heidi talks about being in a lot of pain.
ReplyDeleteAnd her lying mother accused Levi of being Ricky Hollywood??
ReplyDeleteWhat's the master plan behind the new Snooki Kardashian look? I'm sure her mother and their lawyer VanFlea have one....
It's not just the gossip sites that are lighting up over Bristol's new look. The plastic surgery message boards (yes there are some) are speculating what she had done. The consensus is she had neck lipo and a chin implant. The majority are also saying it's not a good look, and she looked better before.
ReplyDeleteShe now has Jay Leno chin LOL
ReplyDeleteThe Palins are very sad very evil people. I hope Todd Sarah and maybe even Bristol if she is involved with criminal activity with Todd and Sarah go to JAIL.
ReplyDeleteToo bad she can not get a brain transplant.
ReplyDeleteChanging her face will not make her smarter or more talented.
Bristol.. you have NO talent, NO charisma and NO sex appeal.
BTW, Laura Novak's article is up on the business insider, The Trig Palin Hoax Theory All Hinges On One Telling Photo
ReplyDeleteRead more: http://www.businessinsider.com/the-trig-palin-hoax-theory-all-hinges-on-one-telling-photo-2011-5#comment-4dc3083accd1d51b54190000#ixzz1LVpc0LdO
The new Bristol looks like original Bristol's older sluttier sister....with a mongo chin.
ReplyDeleteFrom NY Daily News another PANCAKED PALIN:
ReplyDelete"But since the mini-dress-clad mama accessorized her new look with an over abundance of dark hair extensions and pancaked make-up, it's no wonder she went nearly unrecognizable."
The NY Daily News even has a cosmetic surgeon give a best guess of the procedures!
ReplyDeleteBristol, the crowd you're courting doesn't hesitate to point these things out. Either admit it, or draw their ire. They're pretty forgiving if you just admit it, so why ask for trouble?
Ink-stained wretches, they missed the fact that it's David Hasselhoff's chin!
ReplyDeleteIt moves unlike any chin previously known to man(woman)kind. Fortunately, her DNA won't pass it along. I don't think!
Brisket is unrecognizable- it's anything but a "fast one".
ReplyDeleteSilly post. It's obvious she had plastic surgery. Not something that needs investigating. And it's not likely she'll talk about it...most women (and girl-women like Brisdull) don't. Are you suggesting there's one specific reason she had it? Good luck. Unless she is paid well to speak about it, you'll never know the details.
ReplyDeleteGuess I'm not sure why this is worthy of a post. She's a grifter like her Mom, she's a shape shifter like her Mom, she's uneducated like her Mom. We know all of this. Two pathetic peas in a pod. Let's move on to something more substantive, like looming ice bergs.
ReplyDeleteAdd these to the list of speculators:
ReplyDeletehttp://perezhilton.com/2011-05
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http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-
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http://www.usmagazine.com/healthyl
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Bristol MAY have had plastic surgery? You're kidding!!! The media is as dumb as ever.
ReplyDeleteE! Online also, too...
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She doesn't look like a 20 year old any more with all that work done on her face...she looks really plastic now. It's pathetic.
ReplyDeleteLots of comments about Bristol's "Jay Leno chin" on the other websites. I agree, it's obviously plastic surgery.
ReplyDeleteShe'll likely schedule liposuction, tummy tuck, and boob enhancement soon just like Mama Sarah.
Bristol is not a typical teen mom.
Instead of getting an education she chooses to work on her face. That's some common sense values, I tell ya!
ReplyDeleteMaybe she'll be doing an x-rated movie next.
In the photo you have up here (post surgery) she actually looks pretty good. But in some / most of the photos, she looks terrible....
ReplyDeleteI think it is incredibly sad and I feel sorry for Bristol. She is clearly not a happy young girl and that is sad....
It's worked for Scara, so why not Brisdull?
ReplyDeleteThis is our culture. These women are the props for the superficial, egotistical men who don't value women for who they truly are or could become.
Sadly our culture keeps shelling out money to these people, and other women in the media, and our world is not a better place for it.
All I can do is keep in mind phrases like, "the rich will not be able to enter the kingdom of Heaven any more than a camel can pass through the eye of a needle."
Perhaps someday she will meet people like me--single moms who believe--the only reason we have in the right of choice--that "we" matter. Perhaps she will meet women who have also raised daughters who have beautiful minds, or live month-to-month with nothing for the future, because they chose "care" about their true selves and their children and not associate with the men who don't care for them beyond what it takes to satisfy the men's needs.
Bwah!!
ReplyDeleteThe pictures tell it all!!
Doesn't she get that the natural look is much more beautiful? Now she can never go back.
Those lips are AWFUL, aren't they?
Why oh why do women do this to themselves?
Bristol is looking like Octomom..
ReplyDeletemay be wanting to get the same $500,000 porno offer that Nadia got.
My guess is that the healing from her plastic surgery was timed to coincide with the upcoming summer book tour.
ReplyDeleteGotta look good for the non-haters. Or as I view Bri$tol,
hair extensions and pancaked makeup on parade.
Why isn't she thankful for what God gave her? Why does she want to change something that God felt was right? Does she think she can do it better?
ReplyDeleteThe good news is - Bristol no longer needs a can opener.
ReplyDeleteNadia who? Oh yeah - so is this what awaits Bitchtol?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1349854/Octomom-Nadya-Sulemans-neighbours-say-living-door-nightmare.html
bristol used to look young and pretty. now she looks like a plastic starlet. not an improvement.
ReplyDeleteShe requested the Reese Witherspoon chin but got the Leno? I feel sorry for this childish mother chasing the spotlight that will, eventually, burn her.
ReplyDeleteHer GMA spot this morning was disgusting. What a hypocrite regarding teen mom celebrity! It was actually funny when they kept showing old clips of her face and then the interview was in her new face...sooooo obvious.
ReplyDeletehttp://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/bristol-palin-reality-teen-motherhood-13534694
I am so sorry she felt the need to undergo plastic surgery at such a young age. She looks so much older.
ReplyDeleteAnd how can she continue to speak for teenage mothers?
How hypocritical for the religious right to support the notion that Bristol palin should speak for teenage unwed mothers?
She got pregnant on purpose, does not hold a steady job or attend college.
She flaunts her body on DWS.
Then she decides she does not like the face God gave her and has plastic surgery.
How is this NOT like a Hollywood story that these people despise?
How many unwed teenage mothers have plastic surgery? How many can leave their babies for unlimited amounts of time and attend wonderful parties?
Can they cut the bullshit now and find somebody else?
Why would any girl abstain from sex if they thought that their life might possible end up like Bristol's?
I think she finally realized Levi was much better looking than she was. Didn't help though, she looks like Snooki now.
ReplyDeleteWhat is "And Stuff Like That"????? Both of the paylin women in the spot light right now have an amazing ability to NOT remember what they have said or done in the past. We remember and too bad for them, there is tape and foreverness in the internet. Maybe they don't understand how "Stuff Like That" works. That seems to be an explanation, along with a sever case of mental illness.
ReplyDeleteDo we actually know that the photos are of Bristol? Could there be someone else (a cousin?) trying to pass as her?
ReplyDeleteEach day i a more convinced that the real Bristol is locked in a dungeon or dead somewhere, and this is Stepford Bristol who knows nothing about a faked hoax pregnancy and baby re-possession by her mama.....
ReplyDeleteJust noticed something, the line on the neck shows the exact moles or freckles on both pictures. So I would have to say that it is Bristol; this finally proves it to me.
ReplyDeleteSuperficial beauty ( Damn my fingers cramped trying to type that while having Barstool on my mind) is only skin deep, Fugly goes all the way to the bone !!
ReplyDeleteBristol and Sarah! Much, much better examples for all of us out there than these two idiots.
ReplyDeleteWhen Nadia (octomom) was a guest on Oprah she denied having work done!!! It's so obvious she had her lips done and other stuff. I watched other celebrities say they did not have any work done except maybe some Botox.
ReplyDeleteThey are lying. We'll see if Bristol will come clean.
I doubt it but she may be turning over a new leaf. HaHa, yes that will happen.
Some people say she is becoming more liberal, I don't believe it but it's possible.
The thing is, Bristol has done nothing to change herself as far as education, growth in her relationship with her son's dad and more.
Changing her face and looks is superficial and without change inside, she is setting herself up for disappointment.
Every phony part of her takes away from whatever she does.
As your first commenter here says: would it not be painful? I think of someone reshaping my jaw and unless it was because I had had a horrible accident or someone beat my face to a pulp, I cannot imagine choosing to do that to my chin, then there is the nose and the cheeks and ... but the saddest thing is: there is no turning back. The only way to change it back is - well, more surgery. And more surgery. And we all know (even if we like her) Joan Rivers and how her face just does not move, even when her lips barely move, her facial muscles do not. Bristol, this is your future girl!
ReplyDeleteBristol owes no one an explanation, about her weight or her face. I can say absolutely that she is the same ol Bristol.
ReplyDeleteUgh. Gawker comments are like reading the bathroom wall in a truck stop. You read, but it is repulsive.
ReplyDeleteBTW, she's not a teen any more. She is 20 and a half, meaning watch out local bars and taverns -- Bristy turns 21 in October and this girl's face is ready to parrrtaaayyyyy.
There went her college education she was whining about the other day.
ReplyDeleteWho wants to take bets that by the time Bristols book tour rolls around she will have had even MORE work done?
ReplyDeleteThe sad thing is that shes so young...with her money and free time she could spend 2-3 hours a day with a personal trainer, stylist, and hair and makeup experts and achieved amazing results. Bristol had natural good looks and great hair to begin with, now she looks like an Orange County cougar. I'm not completely averse to plastic surgery, I'd love to get some lipo on my lower belly pooch that refuses to go away no matter how much I work out.
Hey Bots. How do you like the results of your SarahPAC donations on Bristol's face? Thumbs up?
ReplyDeleteShe obviously doesn't careif people talk about her or she wouldn't have CHOSEN to go on dwts or continue to walk red carpets for events. Stop attenpting to paint her as a sad, pathetic person. She still looks the same, only without the attributes she didn't like. But there's no need to defend. Bristols an incredibly strong person and one who knows the truth that others won't admit.
ReplyDeleteLooks to me like she just dyed her hair black and is wearing heavier makeup. You can change A LOT with makeup. Her face is not really different. Her lips might be poutier, but so what.
ReplyDeleteTalk about how she threw her mom out of her house. That was good and made me re-evaluate Bristol. Maybe she can turn into a decent person.
Idle minds are weak minds. Meddling. Gossipy minds are weaker minds. Btw, the whole family will be at west highs grad services next thurs.
ReplyDeleteBristol does not need help. She knows exactly who she is and what she wants for the near future. She has people around her who love her and she has a mission. There's nothing that points to the contrary. Heidi montag looks completely different and has addressed her severe problems. Bristol has no severe problems.
ReplyDeleteI forgot about the lips ... they look totally different, fuller (is that liposuction?) I really don't know much about facelifts, etc. Someone said she looks really good in some of the photos and I agree (but she does not look like Bristol Palin) that in the shots where she is facing the camera face on, half-smiling, she looks attractive. I think that is because everything is stationary. It is the shots from the sides, and those of her more animated that you see the flaws in the surgery. In the shot above, she is more profile and things look asymmetrical to me ... just kind of off kilter.
ReplyDeleteHow Christian to have elective cosmetic surgery....NOT
ReplyDeleteUgh stop! Levi is not even remotely attractive. He's like a fugly closeted homo who looks like jethro. Bristol deserves so much better than that effed up relationship, not that she DESERVES to be Mrs DR's wife
ReplyDeleteI saw Joan Rivers in a restaurant last month back east. Cannot move her face in a natural way. Bristol, that's you, babe. In all the interviews already, your face puckers, and dimples, and it even looks as if you wear a mask. SO SAD.
ReplyDeleteYep, G, you're right. Bristol's plastic surgery is plastered all over my Yahoo homepage, and none too kindly, either. But, hey, maybe like her mom, Bristol is already addicted and LOVES all publicity, good or bad middlin. Totally hooked on the sound and sight of herself?
ReplyDeleteGryphen, how can you have theories about this when you know nothing about Bristol?
ReplyDeleteHa, ha, ha. I'm sure the plastic surgeon told her it would be very subtle and no one would notice a thing.
ReplyDeleteThe chin is ridiculous and looks awful and painful when she talks, like she's got two jawlines.
ReplyDeleteI see the fairy tale troll has arrived, Bristol is strong and knows the truth, she don't care if others talk of her, she still looks the same and yada, yada, yada, also too.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteBristol owes no one an explanation, about her weight or her face. I can say absolutely that she is the same ol Bristol.
1:40 PM
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Meaning still dumb and chubby but with a different face?
I just don't understand why Bristol didn't like certain "attributes" on her very pretty face. How could she possibly have felt that she needed to change her features or face shape?
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of sick world is this if a young woman like Bristol felt unattractive in some way?
It's too late now, she is still pretty in a hyper-glam sort of way, and she will be fine obviously.
It's just a mystery why she would have such extreme work done.
Ok, all you defenders of Bristol. Show some balls and post your names. First names are fine. You know her? Are you PAID by a PR firm to "know" her? Are you a member of her family? Or are you Bristol herself. Pathetic. Yea, I "know" her too. I am forced to listen to her talk sh*t about other people and lie to the media. She grifts other people's money, but she can't handle criticism. CRY ME A RIVER - NOT!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat about Sarah Palin's work she had done to her face and neck?
ReplyDeleteThe funny thing is some of Sarah's work was not permanent.
Of course one Sarah's temporary change to her body was the maternity pregnant looking thingy ma jig. Nobody walks around late in their pregnancy with a semi flat belly then all of a sudden she has a belly right before Bristol delivers.
Then there was the other temporary change to Sarah Palin’s body at the Belmont Race Track. Sarah was walking around in her white tight t-shirt very proud of the things she stuffed in her bra then later on you questioned where did her breast go? Sarah’s breast just got up and disappeared? May be Sarah was wearing the new S.P. bras you seen posted on Immoral Minority?
Bristol is not the only one that changes her looks over night.
ReplyDeleteHow come in many pictures, Sarah has this wobbly turkey neck and then she disappears for a while like Bristol does and then Sarah resurfaces with a tighter neck?
So the truth she knows that no one else will admit....does it have to do with her first child's birth and her mother using it as a political prop?
ReplyDeleteAnd right on cue the Bristol Fairy Tale Trolls ( aka Lou Sarah, Willow, and April Warlock) are baaaaack!
ReplyDeleteDidn't I tell you guys to come up with some new material? We've heard all of these fairy tales a million times before. You're boring.
Honestly, the eyes say it all. Just one big, blank stare.
ReplyDeleteI think Bristol obviously does care what people think - did Willows biting comment about her chin (or lack thereof) have a part in this decision? Sarah, do you realize your part? Tragic, sad story from a psychological perspective, and that damage will take years to fix.
ReplyDeleteNo really, really, she had mono. The entirely new face is just a longterm side-effect.
ReplyDeleteVirginia Voter said...
ReplyDeleteWho wants to take bets that by the time Bristols book tour rolls around she will have had even MORE work done?
The sad thing is that shes so young...with her money and free time she could spend 2-3 hours a day with a personal trainer, stylist, and hair and makeup experts and achieved amazing results. Bristol had natural good looks and great hair to begin with, now she looks like an Orange County cougar. I'm not completely averse to plastic surgery, I'd love to get some lipo on my lower belly pooch that refuses to go away no matter how much I work out.
1:43 PM
That's why Bristol's book cover does not show her complete face. She can change her face 100 more times and it won't affect the book cover.
Well, at least Bristol's advocating for teen pregnancy. The world needs burger flippers.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteBristol owes no one an explanation, about her weight or her face. I can say absolutely that she is the same ol Bristol.
1:40 PM
.... except for her chin extensions, her nose, her cheeks, her lips, her lipo, her botox, her .....
No Willow, Brisket is not the same "ol Bristol"? Ol Bristol's next Candies paycheck is already spent. Bristol's has been eyeing Aunt Molly's chest and wants a pair just like Good Golly Miss Molly has.
My first inclination is to pity Bristol because I had a rhinoplasty surgery when I was under 20 because high school had been so painful. I'd had my nose broken in an accident years before and it had developed a crook like the stereotypical witch's profile.
ReplyDeleteMy peers and even strangers went out of their way to make remarks about it. There didn't seem to be a night when I didn't cry myself to sleep, so my parents went into debt to get me the surgery.
It did help my self-image, but it also presented problems. I now have a deviated septum. It was painful and the adjustment to how differently people treated me just on the basis of appearance was a profound awakening, a lesson in and of itself.
I've been skinny, I've been fat. I've been a hot chic and now am a senior. The bottom line is that you cannot escape who you are by changing your exterior.
You change through introspection, of finding out who you are, your strengths and weaknesses, setting personal goals and trying to enjoy life as it is, not how you want it to be.
If Bristol changed herself because she felt badly about herself or because other people made her feel badly, she will never achieve inner peace and happiness until she changes who she is inside.
She has to come to terms (and not in a defensive way) with her own demons, insecurities and realize she must play to her positives as they are inside to find contentment. Until she is happy with who she is, she will seek peace through all the wrong means.
You guys are being too nice.
ReplyDeleteBristol: Let me address you directly. You're still ugly. You were ugly then and you're ugly now and you'll always be ugly not matter what you have done to your face. You can't help it. Beauty goes deep, and Bristol, the hateful bitch on you, it shines right through.
hahahaaa, bet she thought that no one would notice.
ReplyDeleteit's bristol "snooki" hollywood!
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteThe Palins are very sad very evil people. I hope Todd Sarah and maybe even Bristol if she is involved with criminal activity with Todd and Sarah go to JAIL.
12:35 PM
Yes the Palins are truly sad people.
Bristol has to rely on facial surgery to make her happy. Bristol can't stand looking in a mirror.
Todd is sad too. Todd has to solicit prostitutes to bring joy back into his life.
Sarah is sad on many fronts. Her marriage is sad, her kids are sad, her career is sad, her looks are sad too.
Sarah has to revert to lies to bolster her life. There is my son is a combat vet lie, I'm happily married lie, Bristol is not a hoe - Trig is my baby lie, I have tits lie, my neck never looked like a turkey lie, I’m an energy expert lie and the list keeps going.
The plastic surgeon said, I'll give you a longer face, and Bris thought he said, I'll give you a bong. So she said OK.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteHa, ha, ha. I'm sure the plastic surgeon told her it would be very subtle and no one would notice a thing.
1:58 PM
The surgeon told this to Bristol as she was walking out of his office while carrying her new chin in a wheel barrel.
"How come in many pictures, Sarah has this wobbly turkey neck and then she disappears for a while like Bristol does and then Sarah resurfaces with a tighter neck?"
ReplyDeleteHow come in many pictures, Sarah had this flat belly and then she resurfaced with a big belly? Yes. Shapeshifters, both of them. Freaky.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteBristol does not need help. She knows exactly who she is and what she wants for the near future. She has people around her who love her and she has a mission. There's nothing that points to the contrary. Heidi montag looks completely different and has addressed her severe problems. Bristol has no severe problems.
1:47 PM
Bristol has no severe problems? My bad, I thought Bristol told the world that she is a struggling teenage single mom.
Well it's fantastic to know that Bristol's new chin, new cheeks, new lips, new lipo has made Bristol's severe problems disappear. So I'm guessing we won't have to hear how hard it is for Bristol anymore, am I right Sarah?
The plastic surgery gives Bristol a nice excuse for her post-partum disappearance.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteHonestly, the eyes say it all. Just one big, blank stare.
2:13 PM
Bristol's blank stare could mean anything.
Just ask Bristol where all her kids are and she just gives you that dumbfounded blank stare. Then Bristol has to turn to Tawd and ask for his help to answer the question.
Mother like daughter, no self esteem, thin skinned and they truly hate what they are. They have to revert to lies about themselves and revert to cosmetic changes. Good thing SarahPAC has money to dsupport their cosmetic habits.
I heard Bristol will be starring in a movie with Jim Carrey,
ReplyDeleteThe Mask - Part II
Bristol will be playing herself.
Surgical brow lift and she thinned her eyebrows.
ReplyDeleteChin implant.
Cheek filler. Lip filler. Both of those are temporary, so unless she keeps up with them, the chin will seem even more on its own. As the neck around her chin loosens up the chin won't look so drastic. But she's started a cycle that requires upkeep, which is where things get really ugly. Nip tuck nip tuck, never satisfied.
Maybe veneers (or new ones.)
She's the kind who'd get a lapband when diet and exercise would easily do wonders. But I somehow see anorexia or bulimia in her future. We'll see a freaky skinny Bris at some point.
Kathy Griffin and I are the same age, and I can understand why a woman of our age might seek out plastic surgery. She's never denied it. Phyllis Diller did the same thing back in the day. Joan Rivers has unfortunately gone a bit overboard in the later years, but it was also understandable why she went under the knife 15 - 20 years ago.
ReplyDeleteBut there's absolutely no GOOD reason for a pretty young woman like Bristol to go under the knife, particularly no reason to make yourself look like a tramp when your meal ticket is your re-virginity. It can only be self-loathing. It's just sad.
Story's everywhere now including People, MSNBC, Washington Post, CBS News, and even my local daily in Vancouver, B.C.
ReplyDeleteAnd the bots keep putting it down to weight loss. I lost 70 lbs when I was her age.
My chin didn't grow longer. My face didn't look that different; my body did. She is the reverse.
Really sad that a 20 year old would do that to herself and worse, that a doctor would do it to her.
Sarah and Todd, see what you have wrought.
ReplyDeletehmmm, might not the "recovery" time needed from said plastic surgery also be used to explain her abscense for a while? Perhaps one is being used as cover for the other? Of course, it's believability is only as good as it's "delivery."
ReplyDeleteGive Bristol a break! It is not a Leno chin! It's a Dudley Do-right chin!
ReplyDeleteMuch more elegant!
Anon 2:46 has been the only one to state the obvious inference...
ReplyDeleteThe plastic surgery explains the disappearance from the public eye, which was necessary for other reasons. Everyone is watching the wrong hand/cheek.
You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time...
OMG, its the lead story on Yahoo news
ReplyDeleteJust a question, do women sell their babies if they don't want them?
ReplyDeleteThe thing is, with plastic surgery, even if you change your mind and try to reverse it you will not be exactly the same as before. Like that saying, once you're a pickle, you can't be a cucumber.
ReplyDeleteI just think that she's so young and now she is in for a lifetime of maintenance - and that can't go anywhere but downhill.
I was so hoping she would defy her mother and instead she is turning out just like her.
what kind of plastic surgery is used to make freckles disappear?
ReplyDeleteplastic surgery to cover the latest pregnancy? sounds like Bristol.
ReplyDeleteShe's lost a tremendous amount of weight since DWTS? Of course, that's what all the stars say, that they can't lose an ounce while on the show and then once they leave and they can start a good exercise program, they lose a ton.
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahahahahaha
Is lipo considered 'under the knife'? Because that's really all she's had done. I ask because its possible to perform lipo on yourself.
ReplyDeleteLike the Johnstons, like the Palins, lying their way through life. At least they're happy and have their families and friends.
"A source close to the Palins"... that's who they get to tell the lies.
ReplyDeleteThe chin appeared first in feb, yet she wasn't hiding. She was often in public dec-most of march. Weird.
ReplyDeleteI have a feeling she's not with Gino anymore, either. Not when she thinks she can get someone better (read "more money") now that she thinks she's moved on to celebrity status.
ReplyDeleteMost people writing books have tons of extra time to work-out enough to lose a lot of weight. Certainly more than people who have to spend a lot of time rehearsing for dance performances.
ReplyDeleteIt's got to be hard on little kids to know what face goes to their mother when it changes so much.
ReplyDeleteThat story of Bristol throwing her mother out of her house because she is so liberal now, is PR BS. Her agent needs her to appear NOT to be an intolerant Fundie like her mother, so she can get better jobs.
ReplyDeleteBut she HASN'T lost "a tremendous amount of weight" since DWTS, unless they are counting the baby weight.
ReplyDeleteH AHA AH HA AH HA AH HA AHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Seriously? They think we didn't notice that her double chin was surgically removed??
That her lips are plumped up?
That she has a completely different profile?
Yes. Through the Looking Glass she's gone, just like her mother.
Gryphen, Why are you always three months ahead of the TMZ crowd? I really hate reading old news so I would suggest that if the gossip media wants to keep on top of the Palin Deceptions they had better tune into your blog at least twice a week.
ReplyDelete1:51 Hate to break it to you but Levi was always much better looking than Bristol. Come on, you know it. They never matched. This will become blatantly obvious as time goes on. Bet on it.
ReplyDeleteAnon 1:51 wrote:
ReplyDelete"Ugh stop! Levi is not even remotely attractive. He's like a fugly closeted homo who looks like jethro."
And there you have it folks, a Bristol Bot throws out the "homo" insult. Shades of Willow and her boyfriend.
Gryphen
ReplyDeleteMaybe u should contact Kathy Griffin and see what she has to say Re: Bristol new do and comments she made at her few mths back.
"A source close to Palin insists to E! News that she hasn't gone under the knife and "isn't that kind of person" that would alter her looks with some help from professionals."
ReplyDeleteSo then just the chin alone grows??? BS
Well she certainly lost about 7.5 lbs in one day shortly after DWTS...and then the rest just melted away due to lack of strenuous daily exercise...
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If it's just weight loss, let's compare the pictures of her now to pictures of her when she was a 'little skinny thing.' In pictures from her mom's inauguration, and from 07, she looks similar face-wise to what she does now, but there are very noticeable differences, like her lips and eyes. Not to mention if it was truly weight loss, the rest of her would be dramatically different as well- not to be mean, but we can all see that isn't the case.
ReplyDeleteWant to look for yourself? I made a timeline awhile ago of the Palin girls, and for each one, I included an additional timeline of pics of their faces (mainly to try to date the green sweater for myself). Here's the one for Bristol:
Faces
http://www.flickr.com/photos/37361020@N07/3448634033/in/photostream/
Whole Pic (can see weight in each one)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/37361020@N07/3440792190/in/photostream/
If Bristol "lost so much weight" why does she still have those giant flabby arms and no waist? I admit, she lost whatever giant watermelon sized blob she was carrying in her abdomen area, but other than getting rid of that unexplained "midsection protrusion" she now has a long, thinner face on top of fat arms, back and side fat, and shapeless legs with cankles.
ReplyDeleteShe must be saving her bucks to get the neck down area fixed later.
Thank goodness that she didn't stay on DWTS any longer or she'd really have gotten fat! Must make Bristol pretty sad to see that Kirstie Alley actual LOST weight while rehearsing for DWTS; but Kirstie is 60 and most likely a little too old to get pregnant. That explains it!!
We are looking at her AFTER having had surgery and she says she didn't have surgery - she has lost weight. Saw a photo of her (full shot) a couple of days ago...she is wearing dresses that cover her stomach, but did show her heavy arms. She's not lost that much weight - more like a baby perhaps.
ReplyDeleteHere she is at 20 - not adult age as yet - lying - facial surgery - has a very blaaaa personality - doesn't appear to have much smarts, etc. Can you imagine what she will be like in say 10 years and then 20. God forbid.
I so wish she and her horrid mother would fall off the face of the earth.
Strange that Bristol's chest measurement seems unchanged. Why just the face alterations?
ReplyDeleteIf the boobs were bigger, no one would be noticing the ruined face.
She had the baby too. Nobody is going to tell me that she wasnt pregnant. She went into seclusion in Arizona to have the baby. Who around the family has a newborn they are pretending it theirs?
ReplyDeleteYou know you're onto something when the whining trolls come to Bristol's defense.
ReplyDeleteThe pictures don't lie, the videos don't lie. The purple dress set show the extent of her body's "weight loss", and the fake looking chin, eyes, and sudden need for pancake makeup shows she's had work done.
I guess she lost all that weight in her face only to have it show up in her lips. Happens to me all the time.
ReplyDeleteShe does know we can see
ReplyDeleteher????
I don't buy it is from low
self esteem, someone who is
shy or insecure isn't going
on DWTS to shake their ass.
I notice when she talks, there
is this very disturbing groove
between her chin & ear. It looks
like it would hurt.
She, like Tori Spelling and
Tammy Bruce, make me a little
lightheaded when I look at
them. They upset my equilibrium
for some reason. Old Bristol
did not make me dizzy, new
Bristol does.
This is not just weight loss.
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ReplyDeleteJon Stewart Checks In with Sarah Palin and Donald Trump
On the night Republican presidential contenders duked it out in South Carolina, Jon Stewart opened The Daily Show with a segment about Sarah Palin and Donald Trump, two potential GOP candidates who didn't take part in the debate. So what are "the Tom Arnold and Roseanne Barr of the Republican field" up to
http://gawker.com/#!5799195/jon-stewart-checks-in-with-sarah-palin-and-donald-trump
LOL
She got away with a third pregnancy clearly visible --- on national TV 2 nights a week! They never had to admit to that + the hypocrisy behind her abstinence paid gigs while pregnant was ignored by all but the blog community. If she could get away with a pregnancy, why would she not get away with a little liposuction and a chin implant.
ReplyDeleteI am just astounded at the play the facial surgery is getting yet these same tabloids and celebrity mags absolutely ignored her recent pregnancy. Can someone please explain this to me??????
I wonder what constitutes "a tremendous" amount of weight? She hasn't lost any weight, only the fat they sucked out of her face.
ReplyDeleteMostly OT, but slightly connected: Could Sarah have been so concerned about her children's physical appearance that she would have risky plastic surgery on Trig's ear? This could almost give the Wild Ride a smidge of credibility. I've read that ethical doctors would never do such surgery, but we know Sarah knows at least one unethical doctor. Ya, I'm talking about you, CBJ.
ReplyDeleteSP is no more "Pro-Life", in or out of the womb, than OBL.
What is up with this family?
ReplyDeleteWHY doesn't Bristol herself (instead of an unnamed "friend") just make a statement-"I did NOT have plastic surgery."
WHY doesn't Todd himself just make a statement - "I did not have sex with Ms. Tripp."
WHY doesn't Sarah herself just make a statement - "I personally gave birth to Trig Palin."
Makes me wonder if they CAN'T!
The "unnamed source" denial reminds me of Ashlee Simpson, when she got her nose/chin job and then went on some magazine cover to deny the plastic surgery and tell girls they should be happy with their natural looks. The hypocrisy disgusts me. It's bad enough that young girls feel pressured by family and/or society into making these kinds of changes, but why lie about it, especially when the lies are so obvious? Are you ashamed of the surgery? Are you ashamed that you weren't born "beautiful" and your natural looks "required" surgical intervention? Ashamed that you bought into the idea that your self-worth resides in your face, so you didn't invest your time and money on education or self-empowerment or helping others??
ReplyDeleteCoincidentally or not, Daddy Simpson, like Chuck Heath, has made some sick statements about his daughters' sexuality (or Jessica's, at least). And the Simpsons are, or once were, marketed as a "wholesome" Christian family, with Jessica publicly doing her "virgin until marriage" bit. Interesting and troubling parallels with the Palins.
Bristol was such a soft and pretty young lady with unique features.Now Bristol looks like she is competing with Hollywood stars and she will never make it.She has to be super skinney to pull off that look.She looks hard like her mom .
ReplyDeleteAlso I have a friend with a chin implant.As she ages and looses some of that fat in her face her chin looks like it juts out like a cartoon witch.Horrible.
I have to reiterate, the cankles, the back fat, the fat arms, they don't lie. The girl has lost nothing but the giant abdomen she was dancing with, even during her Haiti visit in February. The girl has only gotten a different face, the rest of her, except for the now obvious lack of baby bump, is much the same. Chubby, out of shape, but with a different look from the neck up.
ReplyDeleteHer new nose looks like a carbon copy of Paris and Kathy Hilton's, neither of which fit their faces either.
ReplyDeleteYou know, let's go one step further, if Bristol has "lost so much weight" I'd really like to see the bikini photos. All those teen mom and 16 and pregnant girls end up posing in bikinis only a few months postpartum (while their Moms babysit the "little miracle" in the single wide). So, Bristol, show us the goods, the weight loss, show us your bikini bod.
ReplyDeleteShe DID NOT lose weight! She wasn't an unattractive weight in the first place - if she had lost ANY weight AT ALL, it would be noticeable. Come_on!
ReplyDeleteThey really truly DO think we're all stupid.
Well, she's ready for her close-up and launch of the rest of her career. ? I guess?
Gonna have to REALLY get anexoric to be in Hollywood, sweetie. And really and truly, Bristol, you're gonna need acting and diction lessons. REAlly.
But no sweat, you've got lots of money, time, babysitters and connections. You can do it if you want. You've got no job to worry about and no need. You're not good at the school thing and no need.
But you'd better get on it, because the window of opportunity is small. In another 5 years you'll look 40 and too old for 'The Industry'.
And in another 2 or 3 years, no one will care.
It would be great if people would stop caring NOW.
Well, if you consider giving birth to be "losing a lot of weight" then she lost a lot of weight after her stint on Dancing With the Stars.
ReplyDeleteHowever, if you look at her arms and shoulders in pictures, and her torso, then no, she has not lost a lot of weight- she's still carrying too much for her height. It looks like she's just going to be someone who fights the weight all her life, if she doesn't surrender to it.
Her face: she's definitely had work done. If you look at the length of her chin from the edge of her lower lip to the chin's tip, you can see how much longer it is.
Weight loss my a$$ - a significant loss and the major changes are only in her face? C'mon. Just compare the noses in the two photos for a start. Why deny it? She can do what she wants with her money. Isn't she happy with her new look? They will never stop makin' stuff up!
ReplyDeleteSorry Bots, losing weight doesn't make your face look that weird. We have also seen Bristol when she was slimmer and we could recognize her face. Her face is not recognizable anymore and she looks really weird in some of the photos especially that big chin.
ReplyDeleteBristol has had the baby, lost some baby fat and went under the knife and got a new face.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she traded the new baby off in California for the new face, who knows in this weird family of media hoes.
Anonymous @ 7:03 pm said...
ReplyDelete"She had the baby too. Nobody is going to tell me that she wasnt pregnant. She went into seclusion in Arizona to have the baby. Who around the family has a newborn they are pretending it theirs?"
Don't Track & his girlfriend now have a baby? And don't they live in Arizona where Track is supposedly going to flight school?
Even People has picked up the story, which surprises me because they are pro-Palin.
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Why does the new Bristol have the ""Duh" look on her?
ReplyDeleteCouldn't Bristol ask the plastic surgeon to give her an intelligent look?
Plastic Surgery Mix-Up, Bristol Palin Gets Jay Leno’s Chin!
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ahhh, the purest and most natural looking beauty of youth that money and modern cosmetic surgery can buy....
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