1. Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (4823, 28.55%)
2. Congressman Ron Paul (4671, 27.65%)
3. Governor Tim Pawlenty (2293, 13.57%)
4. Senator Rick Santorum (1657, 9.81%)
5. Herman Cain (1456, 8.62%)
6. Governor Rick Perry (718, 3.62%) write-in
7. Governor Mitt Romney (567, 3.36%)
8. Speaker Newt Gingrich (385, 2.28%)
9. Governor Jon Huntsman (69, 0.41%)
10. Congressman Thad McCotter (35, 0.21%)
Well Michele Bachmann won which should come as no surprise to ANYONE. She is the flavor of the moment and she is a fellow Iowan, which gives her an advantage.
And that was BEFORE everybody watched her eat her corndog.
I find it amazing that the press gives this stupid poll so much attention when the top five winners don't even have a snowball's chance in hell of getting the nomination.
What I think might be somewhat newsworthy is that Rick Perry, who was not an official name on the poll and only declared his candidacy this morning, was able to win a sixth place position as a WRITE IN. That should really cause the eventual nominee Mitt Romney some sleepless nights.
All of this media attention these candidates are getting must be driving Palin CRAZY, I wonder what she could possibly do to get them to look in her direction?
Of course, what was I thinking?
HHHHHHAAAAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
ReplyDeleteHow did they make the picture DO THAT? Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThat's just her servant's heart beating, isn't it?
ReplyDeletewhat a riot - that photo of icky Palin!! Up and down - in more ways than one!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHA. You are awesome!!!
ReplyDeleteChuck Todd on MSNBC made a big deal with a clip of the half term governor skank commenting in gibberish on the straw poll. It is the MSM that is keeping her in the spot light to fill air time. She now must go to crowds to get attention as she did at the Iowa State Fair.
ReplyDeleteBill
So Gryph, what these results say is that Perry, who just barely declared got 760 odd WRITE-In Votes..
ReplyDeleteHmm..
THAT has to burn Granny Grifter's ass, since she didn't even make the top 10 list, with less than THIRTY-FIVE votes, behind Thad McCotter.
So Sarah PAYlin, I can tell why you didn't get more votes in the straw poll.. you forgot your WATER BRA!
And why didn't you set up a tent at the Iowa state fair with free beer and show the Defeated movie? At least you might have gotten a few drunks to watch your pathetic attempt at self-aggrandizement.
You can look up the big word, it's called a dictionary.
See Sarah? Michelle (she who must obey) wiped the floor, and it's all about her, her, her instead of you , you , you.
And if you are dumb enough to run for President, the press will send PLANE LOADS of journalists to Alaska and dig up the remaining undiscovered dirt on you and your family. Better run for cover and use your family excuse pretty soon Sarah. Your bots are getting madder and more restless every day you prick tease them.
Suck on that Scarah!
Marcus in that photo, "Been there done that!"
ReplyDeleteSo 10th place got 35 votes, which means that Palin didn't even get 35 write-in votes.
ReplyDeleteC4P are really delusional about her popularity. They confuse people gawking at her with real, electoral, strength. So embarrassing.
ROFLMFAO!!!!! You Rock, Gryphen!
ReplyDeleteThank you, thank you for the big laugh at the end! Oh you made my Saturday!!
ReplyDeleteNow if you could somehow cut off those gelled bangs.
Gryphen I hate to recommend the site, and but I do check it from time to time - Red State posted that Granny was not running based on her response to an interview question. I then went to Sea of Pee to read their weeping responses but nope, they are as delusional as ever. Here is the post:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.redstate.com/california_yankee/2011/08/13/palin-is-not-going-to-run/
Red State is the Tea Party version of Sea of Pee and they are bat shit crazy there.
Holy shit that book picture just made me guffaw and fall off my chair.
ReplyDeleteRick Perry, as a WRITE IN, scored higher than ROMNEY???
THATS gotta stingl
OMG - how did you DO that?
ReplyDeleteThink of the possibilities - her tummy going from flat to poofy, her tongue darting in and out.........
Genius Gryph!
That animation is a HOOT! SP's never-ending "announcement" teaser squawk coming in 3...2...1...
ReplyDeleteGryphen
ReplyDeleteThe photo's were simply the best. I wonder if one of the guys had been chowing down on that corn dog if they might have won the straw poll? I mean it's the ultra right that keeps getting into corn dog trouble.
And the floating boobs? Priceless. I'm guessing snowdrift is going to burst a vessel or two over it
Is that her husband Marcus in the background? He looks jealous of the corn dog.
ReplyDeleteThat pic is now featured in one of my Tweets, with all due credit to you for posting it, Gryphen...
ReplyDeleteCould you please do that with Michele??? Tits and Mouth..now that would be funny!
ReplyDeleteDang it! She should have worn her inflatables to the fair!
ReplyDeleteSo am I correct in interpreting these results as:
ReplyDeleteRick Perry got 700 write in votes but Sarah Palin got... 0?
Is that right?
You are on a roll today. Love it!
ReplyDeleteNot a single write-in for Sarah? Wow, that must have been disappointing. No palinbots in Iowa?
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many of the Rick Perry votes were actually for Rick PArry.
ReplyDeleteahhh straw polls don't mean
ReplyDeletejack shit,
just ask the astute, paint chip
crunching acadamia
over at the sea-0-piss
Now That's a Boooby Trap"!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh!
Love the incredible inflatable boobs.Even Tawd seems to be covering a snicker!
ReplyDeleteI think the corndog gave her the lead, but I'm shocked Santorum didn't get last place among the loony tunes.
ReplyDeleteTo quote Keith, "That woman is an idiot!"
Gryph, love the photos you choose for your posts, the gif is hilarious, love it!
ROFLMAO!
ReplyDeleteYou are excellent!
You need to copyright the inflatable Palin photo. It's a hoot.
ReplyDeleteAnd it should be on your homepage permanently.
After Sarah struttin her puppies for the media
ReplyDeleteand ringin Hannity's bells at the State Fair
-she got a grand total of 35 votes.
Only 35 Iowans took the time to write in her name -
out of 17,000 .
Ouch !
The Palinland bots are all over making excuses for her pathetic
and highly embarrassing showing.
They may demand a recount because obviously the vote was stolen.
Another belly flop for The Defeated.
Remember, only about 18,000 voted in this thing. The media talks like it means something, but it doesn't.
ReplyDeleteObama's visiting Iowa next week. He'll probably draw more than 18,000 in one stop.
It was only a matter of time and "convenience", $P finds her scapegoat (again). Did we predict this or what??????????
ReplyDelete8/13/11
"Sarah Palin has told Sky News that the fear of media attacks on her family is preventing her from joining the race for the White House."
I think it was kind of Mrs. Palin to dash to the fair in the middle of doing house cleaning in Piper's shirt.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, she has no sense of decorum. That was confirmed at Belmont. Fact check for Palin: it is not where you shop but what you buy where you shop.
She is a trashy slob.
I see Snowdrift had to expand the 'girls' in her excitement visiting Reagan's boyhood home in Dixon, Ill. Wonder if she knew that as she has previously said he was born in CA.
ReplyDeleteShe was looking to speak and maybe have a 'roll in the hay' with his ghost. Next time she talks, of course she'll spew that she did. Like Bachmann with the corndog -- they're desperate for it anywhich way when it ain't happening at home!!
I think everyone in Ill. is safe now -- she appears to have left already.
It appears she finally mentioned about Track's new baby. She must have been reading here!!!
http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/08/13/7365561-palin-stops-by-reagan-boyhood-home
Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann has issued the following statement after winning the 2011 Iowa Straw Poll:
ReplyDelete"I want to thank the people of Iowa for this tremendous victory. Together we sent a message that we intend to make President Obama a one-term president.
A challenger to the incumbent president, who won a poll among other challengers, intends to make him a one-term president. That IS a powerful message!
HAVE YOU NO SHAME SIR?!!??!?
ReplyDeleteRep. Joe Walsh..
The guy in the red shirt and sunglasses in the background of Palin's 'busting out' pic -- hilarious. It's like he's staring in disbelief!!!
ReplyDeleteIt appears that Palin received as many write-in votes as I did!
ReplyDeleteThe C4Pers must be livid that the Quitter Queen didn't register in the write-in category.
ReplyDelete4:24 PM Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteOMG - how did you DO that?
Think of the possibilities - her tummy going from flat to poofy, her tongue darting in and out.........
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Oh pretty please Gryphen can you do this for us?
LOL Gryphen you are freakingunbeliveablyfunny!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCurioser is right. Many of Rick Perry's write-in votes may have been 'Rick Parry with an 'A' as Colbert instructed people to do.
ReplyDeleteman, that is one. sad. slate.
ReplyDeleteI really do not understand how anyone could consider themselves a republican when THIS is their representation.
I really want to ask - doesn't america deserve better? but then I consider the question and... maybe we don't.
Rick Perry entered the race late, and his supporters worked hard to get him write-in votes in the Ames straw poll, and he did well. But, Mark Murray at MSNBC pointed out that Mitt Romney still came in close behind Rick Perry, despite not putting any effort all into winning the Ames straw poll, and basically ignoring Iowa all together.
ReplyDeleteA bit confused. Did her bus tour simply drive up to pet the cow and then leave? Is that it for the second leg of her bus tour? All that cow petting for a handful of write-in votes for a poll that doesn't count for anything.
ReplyDeleteThey base some of our presidential election polls on as few as 750 people, so the Iowa Straw Poll looks like a giant turn out. Frankly, with so few people voting, it doesn't really mean much. Except, for Sarah. She thought that breezing into town on her bus for one media stealing day would garner tons of write in votes. Where are they? How many write in votes did she actually get? I don't think that the crowd can swoon over two conservative women who babble crazy talk. One is enough, and she already won.
ReplyDeleteJust read a comment at C$P that Hannity asked the crowd in Iowa if SP should run for Pres and the crowd shouted NO! The bot commented "WTF?" Anybody else hear about this?
ReplyDelete$arah Palin was asked what she thought about Rick Perry running for president today. They said she seemed "puzzled." They also said she said she was almost positive he wasn't going to run for president. Hmmm... Now $arah Palin is going to have to fight both Michele Bachmann and Rick Perry for the tea-tard vote.
ReplyDeleteThe crazy, the crazier, and the craziest. Is there a level beyond that?
ReplyDeleteLike the animation. Why not do the same with the pregnancy hoax? Slow it down and have the date flash at each interval.
Perry is even scarier (Dominionist) than either of the hags at the fair.
OMG -- I laughed so hard I almost choked at that animation.
ReplyDeleteSee what happens when she leaves the "girls" at home?
ReplyDeleteLove it Gryph! Thanks for the laughs!!
ReplyDeleteEven better than your clip (which was awesome!) was the Hannity segment tonight from Iowa where he asked, "Would you like Governor Palin to get in this race?" and the overwhelming response was "NO!" Hannity was shocked! One of his guests had to try to take control of the *very* uncomfortable situation. Apparently Iowans "like" Sarah, but don't want her to run!
KARMA, BABY!!!!!!
So, her excuse has started....
ReplyDeletehttp://bigpondnews.com/articles/World/2011/08/14/Sarah_Palin_tells_of_media_attack_fear_649913.html
LOOK, your STUPID Heinous. YOU were the one that trotted your brood out and have kept them there.
You want sympathy? Look it up in the dictionary. It's between "shit" and "syphilis," two words that must be QUITE familiar to you by now if your appearance is any indication.
O/T
ReplyDeleteSarah twitter'd a link to this?
Who is she f'ng kidding?
SarahPalinUSA Sarah Palin
Aww, this is nice. Celebrating my folks 50th this summer, I see what he means. Thanks Mom&Dad! "Marriage Beautiful..." fxn.ws/o7my0W
10 hours ago
It starts with:
"Yes folks, I think that marriage is pretty important. That however, is really just an opinion. I came to said opinion this weekend, when my good-hearted (albeit hairy) brother said “I do.”
Sure, I’d attended weddings before, but this was the first time that I’d witnessed two young adults truly do it properly.
They weren’t shacking up, and my brother "wasn’t milking any cows" (to quote my grandmother)."
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2011/08/10/marriage-it-really-is-beautiful-thing/#ixzz1UxujZrKS
Wow, this means that there are 16,674 immoral ret... - er, cognitively impaired - Republican voters in Iowa? That seems like quite a lot.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the ratio of these straw poll voters to the number of registered Republicans in Iowa?
Oh. All of them, Katie. I shoulda guessed.
Hey Gryphen, Shailey Tripp's Blog details the runaround that APD is giving her for her property return.
ReplyDeleteTake a look, looks like GRANNY GRIFTER is pulling strings.
"After Sarah struttin her puppies for the media
ReplyDeleteand ringin Hannity's bells at the State Fair
-she got a grand total of 35 votes.
Only 35 Iowans took the time to write in her name -
out of 17,000 .
Ouch !
The Palinland bots are all over making excuses for her pathetic
and highly embarrassing showing.
They may demand a recount because obviously the vote was stolen.
Another belly flop for The Defeated."
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Where did you get the info about her getting 35 votes? I don't see that anywhere. She got LESS than 35 votes, because the 10th place vote getter got 35 votes, so she had to have gotten even less than that.
How embarrassing.
OMG Andrew Sullivan has those skanky looking toes on display over at The Dish. Sarah's personal hygiene issues are getting harder to ignore. Apparently a pumice stone is beyond her, or she's just not tipping enough for her pedicures, because eeew!
ReplyDeleteOT - I visited C4P where I read Palin visited Reagan's boyhood home under the One Nation Tour at Sarah PAC.
ReplyDeleteOne photo was posted of Palin in a park and no crowds.
No media motorcade pursuing the queen?
Someone posted Hannity was on live. He asked the crowd if they thought Palin should get in the race. The poster wrote they "shouted NO!" "WTF?"
If the above is true that would be priceless!
I sense Todd and Sarah are seeing America for the first time having limited themselves between a small portion of AK. They speak as if the rest of us never left the barn.
Palin's husband, Todd and daughter Piper, joined her for the visit taking place during Dixon's festival which celebrates President Reagan.
ReplyDeleteSo, there was already an Event happening in Dixon, so again, she goes where there is already a crowd.
coward
Polish up that quitting speech, $arah.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, people, Palin won the corn kernel poll!
ReplyDeleteThat's right, fair-goers dropped corn kernels in jars to indicate their choice, and Sarah won hands down. I have this from an unimpeachable source, a commenter on Gretawire.
I'm very embarrassed to admit that I actually wrote in Perry's name at the straw poll but I I thought I was voting for STEVE Perry, formerly of Journey.
ReplyDeleteI just like imagining the phone call Thad "THAD!!" McCotter must be making to the missus - if there is a missus - "Now, Dear, remember what we agreed: anything over 30 votes would be a sign from doG that we should stay in the fight and win this thing!...
Not unlike Mitten's call to his missus - tho, not the same missus as McCotter, as far as we know - "Now, Dear, remember we said 500 votes or more is a win for our side and we got WAY over 500 votes!"
And then there's the bus-bound screechy wretch downing one wine cooler after another and repeating the same question over and over to no one in particular: "Are you fucking kidding me? Not even 35 fucking write-in votes? Are you fucking kidding me?"
It's easy to see why the straw poll gets so much attention when it's only once picked the eventual winner and most participants that year thought Dubya was a gag entry.
And speaking of gag reflex entries, let's all offer our congratulations to 'Chelly "Crazzy Eyezz" Bachmann' who has shown the world that a simple woman from Minnesota - with doG's help - can be elected president of the United States of America and that conservative people in Iowa are certifiably insane.
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeleteSo Gryph, what these results say is that Perry, who just barely declared got 760 odd WRITE-In Votes..
Most likely means the voters don't know as much about him as the others so they don't know how much of a mucking ass hole disaster he is.
Texas has a huge deficit because of him, the school system has deteriorated under him and Bush, pollution is one of the worst in the nation, a decade it is in the top 5 best. Public health sucks. etc.
With public education deteriorating it will be harder and harder for Texas to bring in high tech companies as their employees will not want to relocate to a stupid state.
Thanks for screwing over my home state Bushies and fuck you every one.
Sarah, you've succeeded in making people revile you. What'cha gonna do next?
ReplyDeleteSarah: I'm going to Sarahland!
Did'nt Palin have some guy from Califonia who was spending all his time and money organising for her in Iowa ? He said as soon as she declares the organization will come alive.
ReplyDeleteToad said the family is tested, so now she is making family the excuse. She was expecting Ron Paul to win the straw poll. Michelle outfoxed her again.
I guess Hannity went limp when he heard that NO.
Do you think we can finally surmise her political career is over?
ReplyDeleteI love the "busy" girls!
Now that Michelle has been declared the queen of the straw poll, we will see Sarah supporting Perry. Sarah will never back Michelle or take second place to her.
ReplyDeleteI hope Michelle is up to challenging Sarah. I bet we see Sarah on the campaign trail with Perry too, unless he does not want her there. Grab your popcorn.
1st anon @ 5:40 pm,
ReplyDeletethat guy in the red shirt would be todd,
pickin' his nose and eatin' his boogers
whilst biddin' his time 'til he can get back to his hookers
gotta be tough though pretendin' you're married to
that $kank a$$
lol. lol and lol.
ReplyDeleteWhy in hell did water bra Sarah Palin show up in Iowa? She just wanted to stroke her ego is my guess.
ReplyDeleteDo these people understand that they gave their hard earned money to SarahPac and they paid somebody money to drive her bus to Iowa while Sarah and her posse flew by private plane to Iowa just for a day or two just so she can get her ego stroked?
Awesome! Screech wishes the girls could really do that!
ReplyDeleteThe Chicago Tribune posted a story about a 'small crows' greeting Palin at St. Ronnie's childhood home. She must be really pissed that NO ONE wrote in her precious name, not one sucker in Iowa fell for her schtick.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, the moving picture is priceless.
Or this photo of Michelle Bachmann:
ReplyDeletehttp://i.imgur.com/yZpZa.jpg
Bet you anything that she had a "dill" with Perry that he would be her veep should she get the nod (notice the comment about her being surprised he announced because he said he wouldn't?) and he end ran right over her. I think it's hilarious!
ReplyDeleteGryphen, you and others missed the biggest story.
ReplyDeleteFrom Hot Air:
"Also, it’s worth noting that the straw poll reported write-ins that got 1% or more of the total, roughly 169 votes. Rick Perry was the only undeclared candidate to get enough to report. There were 162 “scattered” votes reported. That means that Sarah Palin, who showed up to the Iowa state fair yesterday, couldn’t have received any more than 162 write-ins, and that Perry managed to do all right despite the supposed insult he delivered to Iowans."
Palin has apparently told some obscure news feed that fear of media attacks on her family is keeping her from running for the White House. Oh really. Those attacks can't be anything like the one on Gabrielle Giffords, or any of the stuff the Secret Service deals with for POTUS, FLOTUS et al.
ReplyDeleteWhat a moran.
Was it Rick Perry or Rick pArry??? :)
ReplyDeleteThis is funny and you'll get a kick out of this - representative can't even get people to watch Palin's "The Defeated" movie for FREE and for the cause of charitable organizations in Spokane. Now the candidate for Mayor who sponsored this can't get traffic to his website. The only way they could get a decent crowd to show up is if they cooked hot meals for the homeless. Maybe Sarah can take her movie to Haiti - with a plate of cookies.
ReplyDelete"Spin Control
Sunday spin: Palin not much of a draw"
http://www.spokesman.com/blogs/spincontrol/2011/aug/13/sunday-spin-palin-not-much-draw/#comment-form
gryph that SP boob gif is just gross.
ReplyDeleteyeah, she tries to use "the girls" (on her chest) for mass appeal and here we see her without them, but really -the moving giff? YUCK.
anyway, if pressed to try and determine just one thing SP "forgot" upon her iowa fair visit, well all i can say is TRIG! she tries to present herself as "ubermommy" and yet "forgets" that a 3 year-old child might want to be with his mom. or maybe she remembered this and left him somewhere with his bio-mom! who knows. but SP hasn't been seen in public with him for AGES lately.....
@ 6:35, I checked C4P also. That video at the Reagan Museum is something else!!! (So few people...)
ReplyDeleteIf you watch closely at about -:20 seconds, you won't believe how weird she looks and sounds. She seems out to lunch at that point. I think she and Todd really believed she could steal focus from the straw poll.
I usually don't care much about these things, but her hair and her overall appearance does not look like that of a serious candidate.
That is hilarious , and then some !
ReplyDeleteI was looking for the video of Iowans telling Hannity "NO" to Paylin running, but I got this instead.
ReplyDeleteIf you only watch the first video for about 3 minutes (I know, it is Three Minutes of your life you will never get back) I found it OBVIOUS that Paylin was WIPING HER NERVOUS, SWEATY PALMS ON HER PANTS, REPEATEDLY. She then tries to keep her palms on her thighs to keep them dry, I guess?
It's not like she was cool, calm and in control AT ALL!
Hannity had his damn legs crossed - why didn't Paylin?
She KNOWS Sean is up her ass so why SO NERVOUS SARAH??
ONE REASON: L-I-V-E
It's the same old, sad song and dance this tired old Grandma has been spouting for YEARS!
There is NOTHING fresh,
there is NOTHING new,
there is NOTHING clever, creative or innovative
about ANYTHING from Granny Grifter.
Nothing.
Yet she was still a sweaty, old cow when reciting these tired talking points to a proven "bot".
Yeah, you'd be sooo cool with those dictators, you betcha.
Pathetic old woman. (Gray Gardens, anyone? It's getting about that time...)
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http://www.mofopolitics.com/2011/08/12/sean-hannity-interviews-sarah-palin-the-iowa-state-fair-81211/
All that whining about the media is an attempt to GET them to follow her. She is asking for it.
ReplyDeleteAnd those people that did vote for her in the straw poll won't make the same mistake next time. Nobody wants to back a loser.
She must have made some big promises after she was chosen as Grumpy's running mate. She probably thought they would all be famous, and would never have to go back to Alaska. Even knowing all their skeletons, she would still throw her family under the bus to get her name in the paper.
She's disgusting, really.
Not even Palin write-in ????
ReplyDeleteHow far the mighty has fallen.
Guess Gawd slammed that "$Palin" door shut and spoke to Bachman & Perry .....
o/t but this just in. All the Palins left LAST WED for AZ.
ReplyDeleteI really had high hopes that "Other" would come out the heavy winner in this joke of a vote.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteo/t but this just in. All the Palins left LAST WED for AZ.
9:03 PM
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Thanks for sharing. Perfect time for Willow's friends to head on over and have a house party Morlock style.
I think it's hilarious that no one did a write in for Palin! Her Bots are sure she'll run, so I would have expected it.
ReplyDeleteI just get the feeling that ten years from now, Sarah is still gonna be rolling around in that bus, stopping off at midwestern truck stops and looking for someone who wants her autograph.
ReplyDeleteHa! Sarah's bra reminds me of the scene in SLEEPER where Woody Allen, as the robot, tries to make pudding! It's not a water bra. It's a 22nd Century pudding bra.Thanks for the laugh!! You Rock, Mr. G!
ReplyDeleteI like what I saw that someone called her yesterday - Media Martyr! I will now use this when she complains about the media!
ReplyDeleteSome people are saying that Sarah Palin is "brilliant" with her PR tactics and getting attention. I say it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out where 900 reporters will be and just coincidentally show up. Yeah, just BRILLIANT! rofl
ReplyDeleteWhile we are distracted by the BS sideshow that is the Ames Straw Poll, the financial elite are waging economic terrorism on the workers of this country. Please read this pdf and forward, sending far and wide. We are getting robbed.
ReplyDeletehttp://ampedstatus.org/Analysis-of-Financial-Terrorism-in-America.pdf
nswfm
O/T There is a series of photos of that monstrosity Sarah bought in Arizona on the zimbio website (do a Sarah search there). What a bleak, barren looking place. How could anyone from Alaska stand it! Takes my breath away...and not in a good way either.
ReplyDeleteAnon 9:33
ReplyDeleteI just get the feeling that ten years from now, Sarah is still gonna be rolling around in that bus, stopping off at midwestern truck stops and looking for someone who wants her autograph.
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Ain't gonna happen. Ten years out - her gravy train will have dried up and she'll be broke!! Her only income will be her pimping the girls out on the street!! She'll be an older, more haggard dried up pimp!! Gotta pay for food somehow!!
Sooooooo funny - love it!!
ReplyDeleteSo sarah got less than 35 votes.....and I don't even know who the fuck Thad McCotter IS!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Hear that, C4P? That's the sound of Real America laughing at the Desperate Media Whore.
Ok, leaving out the top left corner pic for a sec, don't even TRY to tell me the other pics arent the same child, a child probably born on April 18, which is why Sarah had to rush home.
ReplyDeleteGryphen:
ReplyDeleteOn Zimbio - pic #39 - she played her old lame trick -- wrote on her hand. She's the only one that thinks is funny these days.
She tried 'working the girls'!! HUGE FAIL!!
It's #29 & #36 of 45 pics
#24 WAHHH!! #37 #43 - New facial expression pics!!!
#14 - Looks like she's had individual falsh eyelashes done. The bottom lashes are too evenly spaced. Note the bottom lashes of her right eye.
#19 - She's behind bars -- where she should be!! LOL
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/8gkVooTQxUW/Republican+Candidates+Campaign+Iowa+State/tuWVmyB-K_a/Sarah+Palin
Gee Sarah, I guess Iowans aren't into your deep-fried butter fetish after all. Nor are they fooled by your fake folksy charm, backward ass family values, blingy religion-of-the-day pandering, and oh-so-coincidental bus tour timing.
ReplyDeleteThat noise you heard was the alarm going off, grifter, because your 15 minutes was over more than two years ago. How's it feel to get a big flippin' MIDDLE FINGER from the heartland???
here's an Iowa Straw poll result I totally didn't expect (in that Marcus Bachmann was making out with a woman)
ReplyDeletehttp://dailydish.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451c45669e2015434805f27970c-550wi
Hannity is re-airing right now, and I just saw that moment that people referenced earlier. Hannity was shocked that the crowd yelled out "no" when he asked if they want Palin to run.
ReplyDeleteOne of the panelists was taken aback too. He was like "woooow, that's interesting."
Frank Luntz quickly jumped in and said that Hannity's got to rephrase the question. Luntz then asked "How many of you like Governor Palin?" "How many of you think Governor Palin's a great American?" The crowd screamed "Yes" to those two questions.
Funny that Luntz basically just admitted that they manipulate phrasing to get what they want.
Anyway, the "no" response to wanting her to run was particularly interesting, because this was a definite Republican crowd. They responded in a typical way to everything else (including booing Joe Trippi for being a Democrat, lol).
diz said...
ReplyDeleteIt was only a matter of time and "convenience", $P finds her scapegoat (again). Did we predict this or what??????????
8/13/11
"Sarah Palin has told Sky News that the fear of media attacks on her family is preventing her from joining the race for the White House."
5:34 PM
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Translation: "Sarah Palin has told Sky News that the fear of the media 'uncovering the numerous skeletons in her closet' is preventing her from joining the race for the White House."
5:34 PM
A couple of observations from Sarah's trip to the Iowa fair:
ReplyDelete1. The animals in the barn had cleaner hair than Palin.
2. Todd dresses more professional than Sarah.
3. Piper must have been kept away from the press so as not to repeat her earlier antics.
Yep, that's what they were looking for and $arah delivered.
ReplyDeleteI have been looking for the video that shows her fugly feet with the ugly tornail polish, anyone know about this?
ReplyDeleteAnon 5:52 pm: "Did her bus tour simply drive up to pet the cow and then leave? Is that it for the second leg of her bus tour?"
ReplyDeleteYep, that's what a tax-free slush fund can pay for in this country, apparently. With no reprisals whatsoever from the FEC.
Amazing that this is what the GOP offers up- truly the bottom of the barrel. Neither Bachmann nor Palin is an accomplished woman, really.
ReplyDeleteMichelle, taking unfortunate young girls into your home for, in some cases, weeks or months rather than years, is really NOT actually raising them. Fostering children is great and necessary but you are just capitalizing on it and that's tacky. You ARE submissive to that husband of yours and, true, only God-knows-why. It is totally important for the public to know if his decision-making is total or just considerable. But, of course, you'll never tell the truth about him. As a legislator, you rant and rave but never lead.
Sarah, others have been chronicling your total farce of a "record" and every time you open your mouth or pad those boobs you reinforce your true image. You are nothing but a negative force and a grifter. At this point, as you fade away, the less said about you the better.
Hey Gryph, when I watched that first video, I thought, "Gee, did somebody let the air out of the Boob's boobs?" Got a real laugh when I got to the end of your post and saw the reinflation animation. I guess great minds, or at least those of us burdened with a Y chromosome really do think alike...
ReplyDeleteMSNBC reports that Pawlenty has dropped out.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Marcus is gettin' off on that. That is one long dick, um, I mean dog.
ReplyDeleteDiz @ 5:34
ReplyDelete"It was only a matter of time and "convenience", $P finds her scapegoat (again). Did we predict this or what??????????
8/13/11
"Sarah Palin has told Sky News that the fear of media a̶t̶t̶a̶c̶k̶s̶ vetting on her family is preventing her from joining the race for the White House."
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There, fixed it for $aint $arah using common sense terms.
anon 5:33.. After the pre-adolescent pajama clad geek hacked into the corn counting machines in Iowa, it was determined that the 35 votes for $aint $arah were from Todd, Toad, Tawd, Wad, T-wad, T-Tod, Toadless, OMG_Tawd, B.B. Twad (aka belly bumping Twad), Twit, Purse Bro, etc....
ReplyDeleteCan you make the corndog go in and out of 'Chellie's mouth too?
ReplyDeleteI found the ugly feet photo of Scarah on Andrew Sullivans blog. Yuck!
ReplyDeletegreat job on Sarah. Why not have that corn dog move as well?
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