Monday, December 26, 2011

Is Sarah Palin the DICK of the year for 2011?

"This is totally unfair. Don't you have to HAVE a dick, before you can BE a dick? Why are you looking at me that way?"
Courtesy of GreenFeed:

This is a nomination for Bright Green’s Dick of the Year 2011 award by Daniel Key. To submit your nomination email 200 (or so) words to editors (at) brightgreenscotland (dot) org. 

Since the failed election campaign and after stepping down as Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin took her charming views on gun ownership, abortion, same-sex marriage, capital punishment and other topics to Fox News. She then used this prime-time television appearance to push the influence of the Tea Party that has recently been astroturfing American politics. Sarah Palin was (seemingly) building up to run as a Republican Presidential Candidate, releasing a book, constantly criticising Barack Obama and visiting states where candidates were campaignin. 

However, just two months ago Sarah Palin officially choose not to run in the presidential election race. While this is good news for world at large, it’s a smack in the face to her supporters, who received this letter in a fundraising drive a few weeks before her announcement: 

“Gov. Palin is on the verge of making her decision… Someone must save our nation from this road to European Socialism. Do you think it should be Gov. Palin? If so, can you send your best, one-time gift to SarahPAC today to help her elect more common-sense conservatives – and show her that we support her if she decides to run?” 

Sarah Palin has effectively used her position as a money making scheme, abusing the position of trust she has with her supporters. SarahPAC, her political action committee, now has $1.4 million that can be spent any way Sarah sees fit.

Okay now for those of us on this blog, choosing Sarah Palin as "the dick of the year" may seem like a no-brainer. But, is it fair?

Don't forget that this was a year that saw Herman Cain deny any inappropriate sexual contact with at least five women who claimed otherwise, and then blamed it on their desire for fame, his Republican opponents, and the DNC.

We also saw Mitt Romney insist that people were corporations, Ron Paul claim that he had no idea there were racist rants on his new letters, and Donald Trump fake a campaign in order to bully the President into showing his long form birth certificate and make a fool out of him.

So considering all possible contenders for this title, is Sarah Palin REALLY the biggest dick of 2011?

93 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:17 AM

    Palin was spewing her "Don't retreat, reload". Then the Az shootings happened. Then the "blood libel" speech. Etc, etc, etc. Yes she is the biggest dick.

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  2. After her introduction to the world in 2008 the half term governor should have been retired into "Dick Hall of Fame" and not eligible for future consideration.

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  3. Anonymous4:22 AM

    Yes, she is.

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  4. Anonymous4:26 AM

    Glen Rice says Sarah can swallow a BIG one...

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  5. Anonymous4:37 AM

    >>So considering all possible contenders for this title, is Sarah Palin REALLY the biggest dick of 2011?<<

    Yep. She should have won this award just on the Gabby Giffords incident alone.

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  6. Anonymous4:49 AM

    The tea people are obsessed with dick (i.e., gay people).

    Along with the tea obsession re: other people's sex lives. The tea wanting to be the tea taliban sperm, womb, egg and tissue policemen. Their warped standard of controlling everyone else for their Jeebus. Along with their warped perspectives, as their own rules, or their ought to be laws, do not apply to their lives or moral crusades.

    Yet, since there is no shortage of dick obsessed tea people, how about dick awards for all of them.

    Then let the tea people fight it out as to who has the biggest, ahem, award.

    Also, my nomination for another tea person deserving a big dick award: Victoria Jackson.

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  7. Anonymous4:56 AM

    Anyone catch American Dad's Christmas episode this year? It has Sarah Palin adopting the anti-christ. Weird that there's no screech from her over this one.

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  8. Anonymous5:01 AM

    I'm going to go with Illinois Rep. Joe Walsh, named the "Pro-family" Congressman of the year from the Family Research Council - he owes $100,000 plus in back child support. As I recall, he also demanded free health insurance before he was sworn in. This guy really is a dick.
    Of course, there is always Donald Trump. Or Newt.
    Sarah, you will always be a dick, albeit an irrelevant one.

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  9. Anonymous5:11 AM

    I have to go with Donald Trump. He really went above and beyond usual dickitude...the Obama birther thing, "running" for president, eating pizza with a knife and fork (and Sarah Palin), and just being an all-around pompous a-hole who really stepped up his game this year.

    Sorry, Sarah, you're a real dick, but you're no Donald Trump.

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  10. Yes. Period. And not just for 2011.

    She incited violence, belched hatred, whined victimhood, lied, cheated, terrorized Wasilla & glorified hypocrisy.

    In short, she gave weak-minded fundamentalists justification for being dicks themselves.

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  11. Anonymous5:30 AM

    How about the Republican party being the biggest dick ever?

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  12. Anonymous5:31 AM

    The entire Republican party is DICK of the year.

    ~Canuck~

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  13. LisaB25955:40 AM

    I think Herman Cain is "Dick of the Year." Really, I don't even Sarah Palin has been that deliberately obtuse.

    Sarah may be "Prick Tease of the Year," though, for her endless "Watch Me! I just might Run!" bus tours, book tours, and movie premieres.

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  14. Olivia5:42 AM

    Yep. Hands down. The others are only following her lead. She created the template years ago and the rest are adopting the lunacy.

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  15. Why yes, yes she is. Other commenters have pointed out other worthy contenders but for me Palin is unique in her nastiness. It appears to have been wired into her at almost a subatomic level. She is rotten to the core.

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  16. Anonymous6:01 AM

    I also nominate the c4p crowd as the biggest dicks of the year also too. Even when it is blatantly obvious that Palin is scamming them for money, they try to justify her actions and then turn around and send her more money. You have got to be pretty fucking stupid to keep on doing that!

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  17. Anonymous6:03 AM

    I don't know Gryphen, she used her bony elbows to plow the way through cracked doors of the political field to make way for the pomposity, ridiculousness and lack of levity / gravitas and credentials to run for high office. Look who followed her, Christine O'Donnell, Sharon Angle, Donald Trump, Rand Paul, Herb Cain et. al., she deserves some recognition for emboldening loser candidates. And still being a huge ass bitch on Fox News or some random Christian / conservative outlet she has the guts to dial it in to.

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  18. Anonymous6:06 AM

    Being a dick is all Sarah could ever offer, and she can´t even do that anymore. Look closely at the photo: Even the mustache she is trying to grow is half-ass.

    The tea party Republicans sabotaging our government are the dicks of the year.

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  19. Anonymous6:09 AM

    I think she is not only the "dick" of the year, she is the "criminal elite" of the year over the Tucson tragedies alone.

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  20. Anonymous6:13 AM

    Oh, she's got it. She faked a pregnancy, named the kid after his disorder, outed her daughter's teenage pregnancy to cover for it and then pimped her on a dance show while proclaiming abstinence. Then she screwed up speaking so much that the president had to go make nice with South Korea. She spoke treasoneously against our president at every opportunity and ramped up hate towards him among ignorant people. She encouraged the elimination of Americans with her cross-hairs and then claimed to be the victim. She raked in money far and wide from people who are unable to afford to pay their own heating bill, only to spend it on ugly wigs and messy clothes.

    She was a dick on so many levels. Yep, she deserves this particular award.

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  21. Anonymous6:14 AM

    cross hairs girl definitely started the year all dicky
    but she finishes 2011 a wee willy impotent winky

    she's toast

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  22. Anonymous6:18 AM

    Yes! Yes she is! But she has a lot of other dicks for company.

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  23. benlomond26:21 AM

    The entire Republican Party, with Mitch McConnell and "Boner" as the lead nominees - their stated goal of making Obamaa one-term Pres rather than governing for the benefit of the American People makes a mockery of their Oaths of Office.

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  24. She still has my vote.

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  25. Anonymous6:23 AM

    OMG that wig is awful, her friends at the Bee Hive are not doing her any favors, hopefully Bristy graduates from beauty school soon or will she be a beauty school drop out?

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  26. Palin is the proto-dick.

    I do think she is what toppled the Republican party over the edge into their astoundingly proud embrace of stupidity, ignorance, racism, victimhood, nastiness, hypocrisy, venality, and most of all greed.

    The greed not just of the 1%, but of the slack-jawed mouth breathers who think and vote as though they think they could be part of the 1%, and in so doing create their own destruction (and ours), since they don't realize that what they are supporting is policies that ensure they will never be part of the 1%.

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  27. Nancy In New York6:39 AM

    Yes, she is the dick of the year. Possibly the dick of the century because she created an army of dicks (not to be confused with Dick Armey who created his own army that Palin co-opted) who are equally as low information, fear driven and ignorant as she is.

    And McCain shares equal billing with her because he's the one who hoisted her onto the unsuspecting world at large.

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  28. Anonymous6:42 AM

    You betcha!!

    Gryph - Did you notice the articles about the Obama's going to church (Christian) on Christmas? Did anyone see ANY of the "Christian" Palin clan in a church, or were they too busy as usual?

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  29. Yes, no question. $arah Palin is the biggest dick of 2011. It's a tight race for 2nd place, but I'd have to go with the ego on feet..Donald Trump.

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  30. Anonymous6:54 AM

    If ever there was anyone gangrene dick worthy, it's most definately the violence inspiring grifter.
    She's obviously been caucusing for the title, judging from that herpes wart on her lip.

    Never thought I'd say this, but I vote for Sarah Heath Palin. I hope that every time she has a lucid moment, the image of Gabby Gifford sears into the vestiges of what we call a brain that may be left in that echo chamber she calls her skull.

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  31. Anonymous6:56 AM

    Yup! Biggest dick, willy, johnson, prick, whacker, stubby, wee wee, penis, A dick by any other name is still a mrs. toad.

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  32. Anonymous6:58 AM

    When it came to put your money where your mouth is, Palin folded.

    Forget JFK's...what you can do for your country, she plain gave up.

    Quit as Governor

    And then

    Quit as a potential candidate.

    Do us a favor, quit talking about her.

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  33. Anonymous6:58 AM

    Oh, yeah, she be the dick of all years. She be a dick with every breath she take. She be the dick of all dicks.

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  34. Anonymous7:00 AM

    Actually, I think Scarah is the "Stone-cold Bitch" of the century.


    Scorpie

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  35. Anonymous7:02 AM

    Yes, due to the Gabby (and others) shootings and killings. Hell is awaiting her for that one!!!

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  36. Do you, the mention of The Donald spurs me to recall that he was, ahem, TRUMPED by the President at the White House Correspondents' Dinner the night before the risky mission to capture Osama bin Laden with his computers and notebooks occurred. Pick up the linked video at the 9 minute mark or so, and keep in mind the momentous and precipitous event was in play even while President Obama spoke... then tell me this roasting isn't among the most awesome of DICK MOVES ever!

    Correspondents' Dinner 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9mzJhvC-8E

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  37. WakeUpAmerica7:07 AM

    Why yes, yes she is! The other contenders were one, two, maybe three time dicks. Sarah, on the other hand, suffers from gross dickageness 24/7. Really, Gryphen, did you have to ask?

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  38. Anonymous7:13 AM

    This is the only time I have willingly voted for Palin. Yes, she deserves the Dick of the Year.

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  39. Anonymous7:18 AM

    Caribou-Ga-Ga is the alpha dumbass of the TeabaKKKers' dumbass rebellion. As much as she has inspired other dumbasses to follow her lead, her "Blood Libel" rant following the Tucson shootings set the year's high water mark for the purity of both its dumbassness and dickitude. While others aspire, they can't match the pure evil of Palin.

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  40. Anonymous7:24 AM

    She wins hands down because of how she acted after Gabby Gifford was shot and the little girl lost her life in the attack.

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  41. Anonymous7:39 AM

    Sarah's true colors were on display the day she quit her governor job to cash in (and avoid the ethics violations charges. You can't fire me, I quit!)

    Since then, Sarah promoted the concept of death panels, rallied the Tea Party, drew cross hair targets on Democratic candidates, and gave hate-filled speeches and comments.

    At Huffington Post, they are posting the 10 biggest gaffs of the 2011 political season. Sarah makes the list with her revised history of the Midnight Ride of Paul Revere (shooting those rifles and firing those warning shots).

    From the moment that Sarah revealed that she didn't know what the Bush Doctrine was (In what regard, Charlie?) and that she was painfully unqualified for anything in her Katie Couric interview, Sarah has been trying to fool the American public. She was paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to deliver the same speech, and in the end, she couldn't even read it without faltering.

    If you are giving out "Dick Awards," then at least one prize should go to the sad people who keep insisting that if Sarah gets enough donations, she might run for President. No, Sarah just wants the money (and the attention). She can be easily bought off with a reality show on TV. The fools are those who cling to the idea that she belongs in the White House.

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  42. Smirnonn7:43 AM

    Not sure if she's the DICK of the year but my skank-ometer reads in the red every time she screeches.

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  43. Anonymous7:43 AM

    No the biggest are those that enabled her, and they are still wandering about, doing it all over again in different ways, encouraged by the PalinHoax remaining officially undiscovered.

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  44. $arah's dickiness resulted in death and destruction.

    So, i vote for her as Dick of the Decade.

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  45. Anonymous8:01 AM

    Thx The Nasty Liberal, for the link to that CorDin2011 speech. Esp interesting knowing what was afoot behind the scenes. Didn't Trump walk out of an earlier such roast dinner a year ago? Obama was gentle with Trump IMO.

    Plus I think making fun of oneself is a first at such dinners. Obama rules.

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  46. Anonymous8:02 AM

    Way too many end-of-year articles out in the last couple of days declaring Palin is the biggest political fail, that she is gone from the horizon, etc.

    She will not stand for being declared finished. My New Year prediction - Palin will launch some kind of half-assed effort for a come back.

    Wish those holding the secrets would let loose, to end this mess once and for all.

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  47. mooseyak says Glen Rice is the biggest dic.

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  48. Anonymous8:42 AM

    Sarah Palin is a DICK for more reasons than I can list, but this is one of them:

    ...Sarah Palin’s criticism is one of the oldest conservative tricks in the book, because conservatives have successfully conned the world into giving them the benefit of the doubt regarding Americanized Christianity, while only giving Godless liberals the doubt, which is basically what conservatives consider to be a doubt in God through the progressive yearning to uphold the ideology of ‘Separation of Church and State.’ Palin’s move is right out of the same playbook that saw Fox News’ Jesse Watters confront Rhode Island Governor Lincoln Chafee about his willingness to use the term 'holiday tree' instead of Christmas tree, with the implied logic that embracing anything other than the traditional, conservative, Christmas ideology somehow diminishes one's Christian faith.

    http://www.examiner.com/public-policy-in-jonesboro/standing-under-the-happy-holidays-umbrella-is-not-an-indictment-of-your-faith

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  49. Gryphen -- as an end-of-2011 favor for your readers, I wish you would write up why you think the PalinHoax remains covered up.

    --Is it a high-level blackout established by the conservative owners of our media, as I suspect?

    --Is the revelation of the PalinHoax something the enablers fear, or am I imagining the importance of this?

    --Why is the "Fred" book delayed? And will it be important or just another book that is largely ignored? Does he have any new info?

    --What happened with McGinniss? He just disappeared after his story failed to have "legs." He feared going stronger on the BabyHoax because his work would not be taken seriously (he said in his blog), but by going easy on the hoax there was a little splash but then it all just sank like a rock in a pond.

    --In AK among SP's pals who have also benefited from her dirty doings, is the scuttlebutt that they are all likely to get away with it?

    --Any thoughts on arson? The death of Dar and the church fire? Or is that all just ancient history too now?

    I wish the PalinHoax and its enablers would be unveiled before the election: I think it is important info for the electorate to know and digest before they cast a vote.

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  50. I nominate John McCain for the Dick of the Decade. If it weren't for him. we would never have experience the horror that is Palin. She would have been recalled or at least not re-elected and that would have been the end of Sarah.

    All that we have suffered through, since 2008, is a direct result of John McCain choosing her for VP.

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  51. Anonymous8:57 AM

    and the award goes to....................................Sarah, Dick, covered in santorum, Palin!
    Suck on that Sarah!!! lol

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  52. hedgewytch9:00 AM

    "Doesn't she have to have a dick to be considered one?" - Well, we know that she's had Todd's for years, so does that qualify?

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  53. Anonymous9:02 AM

    Yes, the Gabby Giffords debacle sealed the deal. Sarah earned the title all by herself. Dick of the Year indeed.

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  54. Anonymous9:03 AM

    How about Dick of the Century? Sadly there are 88 years left in this century. Tucson, Paul Revere, quitting her campaign, bitching about the WH Christmas Card qualifies her.

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  55. Anonymous9:10 AM

    Sge's been the biggest Dick as far as she's been known publicaly, and probnably the biggest dick in her private life for many preceding years. Acquiring a Tri-G baby for political purposes makes her a big dick. naming a kid with Trisomy G Tri=G makes her a big dick. Death panel nonsense talk ,akes her a big dick.Crosshairs on congrssional districts makes her a big dick. Blood libel makes her a big dick.

    She is the big dick on a viagra infusion. Sarah, if you experience an erection lasting more than three years, seek medical attention. Please!

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  56. Anonymous9:25 AM

    If Sarah Palin didn't quit her job for money in her first 1/2 term as governor, those people in Tucson would still be alive today and Gabby wouldn't have a hole in her head!

    John McCain really deserves credit for his part.....


    So I nominate John McCain and Sarah Palin as Dicks of the Century!


    Thank you to people like Gryphen, Malia Littman, internet bloggers and my fellow Anonymous commenters.

    It is our job to forever enlighten the world about Sarah Palin and her worthless grifting uneducated family.

    We cannot forget our Palin past or we will be doomed to repeat it!

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  57. Anonymous9:43 AM

    She gets my vote.

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  58. Anonymous9:48 AM

    My vote would be for 'Officer' John Pike at University of CA at Davis who demonstrated such arrogance, inappropriate behavior and decision making, by letting his little dick interfere with his oath to serve and protect. He's the poster boy for all those other little dicks in NYC, Seattle, San Fran, Denver etc... who resort to violence against peaceful citizens, who thumb their noses at the constitution which they sworn to serve and protect, and who cultivate a thuggery mentality to deal with peaceful Americans on American land. Their management and handlers also deserve to share in honor of being DICKs of the year. And may the pending lawsuits, put the squeeze on all these little dicks.

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  59. Anonymous9:50 AM

    "....We cannot forget our Palin past or we will be doomed to repeat it!...."

    Who said that?S



    That needs to engraved in granite in Wasilla for generations to see since they will be paying for Sarah's hockey ring fuck up as well as her other fuck ups for generations to come!

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  60. It's difficult to come up with a clear cut runner for head DICK, can we settle for a several-way tie for first place? Trophies and certificates for all of them.

    Palin just grabbed more face and mouth time and I guess that gives her a slight edge but she is not much of a threat to democracy any longer having been suitably benched and consigned to the 'never gonna be elected as anything' peanut gallery.

    Gingrich, Romney and Perry still pose a minor threat and all are sufficiently dicktatorial to qualify for this year's award. To appease the putrid princess, they could give her a small tiara and a dishonorable mention ribbon which should sate her enormous appetite for attention until her next little outburst.

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  61. Anonymous10:05 AM

    Sarah has 1.5 million $ in her slush fund, Sarah PAC. Apparently she can and will spend it anyway she wants.

    She will find some way to put herself and her family back on stage. I can't wait to see what new outrage they will perform. Time for a new baby?

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  62. Anonymous10:08 AM

    When she was mayor of Wassillyville, Sarah said she could do whatever she wanted until the courts told she couldn't.

    It's time the courts to come calling on the Paylins.

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  63. Anonymous10:08 AM

    Wow!

    God with his almighty power can't protect Tebow from Sarah Palin's bad Joo Joo!

    Sarah has brought down a town, a state, a nation, potential presidents, her children's education and after directing her wonky eyes onto Tebow, God's right hand man on earth is brought down by defeat two weeks in a row!

    We all need to pray the retard away and protect our nation from Sarah and her family.

    Can we count on Wasilla's prayer warriors?

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  64. Anonymous10:17 AM

    I'm apologize to blondes every where but Bristol just had her blonde moment and misinterpret the nomination and just phoned in her vote for Levi, Ben and Gino for Dick of the Year!

    Bristol said she had Levi, Ben and Gino's dicks within a year of each other.

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  65. Anonymous10:25 AM

    The word "dick" is clearly way too mild for the likes of Sarah. Yeah, I know the dumbass thinks she has one. But I think the following are even worse than the irrelevant and moronic half-term governor and full time grifter: Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich. Herman Cain, Donald Trump, Ron Paul, Rick Perry, Rick Santorum, Dick Cheney, Bill O'Reilly and on and on. The difference between all these guys, disgusting as they are, and Sarah Palin is that they at least are literate... ok, maybe not Perry or Cain... just saying.

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  66. Anonymous10:26 AM

    Sarah and Bristol prefers their Dicks of the Week next to their mash potatoes.

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  67. I've said it before . . . Sarah is like Wendy, the meth whore, on the series, Breaking Bad, though Wendy has waaay more integrity than the 'Whore of Babble-on," I mean Wasilla. All Sarah cares about is money. But Donald 'I'm a HUGE Dick' Trump takes the Dick Trophy, IMHO, because of all the constant 'Dickishness' he displays toward our awesome President, AND the fact that he sort of has one . . . though I'll have to take him at his word on that.

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  68. Anonymous10:36 AM

    ...

    Wow!

    God with his almighty power can't protect Tebow from Sarah Palin's bad Joo Joo!

    Sarah has brought down a town, a state, a nation, potential presidents, her children's education and after directing her wonky eyes onto Tebow, God's right hand man on earth is brought down by defeat two weeks in a row!



    You forgot Sarah's bad Joo Joo has also brought down world leaders,

    She just recently got rid of her little buddy in North Korea. She liked him as well.


    I don't blame Margaret Thatcher for refusing to see Sarah.

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  69. Anonymous10:36 AM

    Dick of the Year is not a strong enough title for Mrs. Paylin. She is so much more evil than that.

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  70. Anonymous10:42 AM

    "....We all need to pray the retard away and protect our nation from Sarah and her family...."


    There was a time when Sarah faked the word "Retard" as offensive until her buddy Rush used it and Sarah never complained about since then.

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  71. Anonymous10:44 AM

    Sam said...
    She still has my vote.
    6:22 AM
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    Vote for what? the biggest spiteful, vindictive bitch? go for it!

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  72. Anonymous10:47 AM

    If you had asked me about 6 months ago I'd be right with you. But since Sarah The Big Dipper of the North has taken herself out of contention -
    I would have to go with Newt or Ron Paul, or Whorehouse Perry who retired as Governor, with full retirement pay, with out stepping down as governor and who spends almost half a M on protection.

    There are others like Mittens who are less obvious dicks but who certainly qualify, not forgetting Mz Gay Curer Michelle (does she do it by laying on hands, I wonder?) and NFWS, Santorum.

    And much as it pains me A. Weiner, who dickheaded himself right out of office with out benefit of actually bedding anyone but his wife. That strikes me as supreme.

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  73. Anonymous10:50 AM

    I LOVE that clip about Paul Revere -- She is higher than a kite; unable to modulate her voice in a normal way, well, normal for most people, and saying the most ridiculous things about that important event that every grade school student knows. Oh yeah. Sarah doesn't believe in school.!

    Watch it again (if you can) and tell me she's not very very high on something.

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  74. Anonymous10:56 AM

    Yes she is, and I doubt she is getting any from Toad.

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  75. Anonymous11:21 AM

    Yup, she's a big ol' swinging dick with christmas tree ornament balls (cause they crack at the most indelicate of touches.)

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  76. Anonymous11:21 AM

    Hey Bristol are you still subscribing to the Dick of the Month club?

    Who's the flavor of the week?

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  77. Anonymous11:25 AM

    i prefer to think of $carah as that female anatomy part ( this'd be the derogatory term that most all women hate ) that starts with a 'C' and ends with a 'T'......

    ***********************************Anonymous said...
    Everybody forgot about that motherfucking son of a bitch John McCain who brought that ignorant dumbass retarded backwoods skanky old don't know shit scamming fuck wad Sarah Palin and her fucked up grifting uneducated whoring trailer park family into our lives.

    That piece of shit McCain should fucking quit his job and get the fuck out of politics and Washington DC!

    John we didn't forget you started this bull shit.


    Whew...... I said what I had to say and now I can go to sleep!

    One more fuck you to Sarah, the Palins, John and to the McCains.
    11:13 PM

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  78. Anonymous11:26 AM

    In one word, yes.

    She is the prick of the year, and very possibly of the century, this one AND the last one.

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  79. Anonymous11:29 AM

    The blood libel whinefest transcended dickishness. The only truly fitting award for that will come in the afterlife.

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  80. Anonymous11:29 AM

    Absolutely! She's always mentioning cojones, which go nicely with a dick.

    It really sucks to be you, grifter!

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  81. angela11:34 AM

    Uuuummmm,

    Sarah is just a perpetual DICK. What Palin does cannot be coalesced in one year. Her stupidity,
    hate, grifting and narcissism are most definitely dickish—but its just who she always is.

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  82. Irishgirl12:03 PM

    @Anon at 10.50.

    The first time I saw that clip I thought the exact same thing. She was completely out of it. Yes, my initial impression was that she was as high as a kite!

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  83. Anonymous12:22 PM

    I think I got mine in for palin with 200 words: Sarah Palin lied about her political records, having college degree, Todd being Track's father, extramarital affair, giving birth to Trig, children's criminal behavior with drugs, alcohol, breaking entering, vandalism, lying under oath, finishing high school. She's used her kids for political purposes, frauded supporters into donations for presidential run. She's a pathological liar, used sarahpac money to pay her personal expenses, funded money into Bristol's political business as advisor, 18 yr. old high school drop out) and for Trig's care-$7500 per month. She got her daughter the abstinence spokesman with lies covering up her sexual history, sex during her abstinence campaign, and mother of 2, possibly 3 kids. When confronted after lying aggressive attacks on Obama, she plays the victim card, can't take what she dishes out. She's instrumental in creating a dangerous environment for recklessly lying about obama, putting crosshairs on Gifford's congressional seat, claiming victimhood by criticism after congresswoman shot . She's a complete fraud, grifter, liar, incompetent, uneducated, divisive, mean spirited, dysfunctional, vengeful narcissistic woman who is self absorbed, caring only about herself, who'll be revealed for this in due time. She's no longer under protection of republican or tea party. Give her what she's earned

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  84. Anonymous12:57 PM

    Palin's a spawn of the Tricky Dick Nixon school of thought. So dick works well for her.

    Business Insider has Palin in its 50 pundits we should follow in 2012. They state where we can find her: her Facebook page. Why: just because is all I got out of their reasoning. (Number 39 in the slide show or is that side show?)

    Many of those listed are noted left- right-leaning political writers, journalist in the media. What's her qualification? Shit disturber.

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  85. imnofred2:15 PM

    Calling her a dick is too much of a compliment.

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  86. Anonymous2:28 PM

    This is a great read, Frank Rich has nailed Palin and uses her profile and persona to aid in his explanation of all that is wrong with THE GOP. Bristol has more than an honorable mention as well. Gotta read his article and enjoy the gift.

    http://nymag.com/news/frank-rich/gop-2012-1/

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  87. Anonymous2:35 PM

    Pali it comes down to it all. She does not represent the people of America, nor does she prove to be an inspiration and example to other Americans about a loving, solid marriage and family. Her hatred toward our President Obama continues to seethe and prove that she in no way has dignity, class, or intelligence. While she manages to fool a few, many have finally seen what she is really all about.

    Hopefully she will be able to get help for her narcissism, viciousness and vindictiveness. She must be a very unhappy person deep inside. Hopefully someday she will realize what life is REALLY all about and change her ways.

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  88. Anonymous2:54 PM

    Trump Dick of the year and paylin cunt of the year.

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  89. Anonymous3:55 PM

    When will that dick Sarah Palin apologize to the city of Denver for jinxing Tebow?

    Sarah fucked up Alaska...

    Brought devastation to Tucson...

    Broke Wasilla...

    Destroyed the Republican Party base...

    When will this shit stop?

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  90. A dick takes your parking space.

    This piece of garbage took our fragile country and jumped up and down on the cracks,,

    And. Then there was Gabby, Christina, and. So many others who have suffered because of the palin. Beast.

    Though we know there should be An orange jumpsuit in her future here on this earth,

    I have NO doub she has offended the Lord.

    Truly offended Him.

    She is a terrible person,, a hate-filled. Monster who will never know true joy.

    Though I believe the Lord would love for Sara to see the Light, and. Change her. Ways,

    I do not believe she would ever "humble" herself, not even for Him.

    Good luck with that, sara.

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  91. I'm so happy to read that everybody is as fed up with the insufferable bitch as I.

    A big wow for all the different ways we can say, "We hate that clowny, childish, immature, facilitator of killings, maiming and petty law suites, trifling, careless, hate filled, uneducated, lying, old, dirty wig, bully, stupidass, hillbilly, silly, greedy, grifting, cheating, dic sucking gnat."

    These comments are great.

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  92. Anonymous6:08 PM

    Now if the contest was dipshit of the year I'd be voting for Sarah. But I think you have to have a dick to be a DICK of the Year. So since Sarah can't run for Dick of the year, I nominate Newt.

    Big ass charge account at Tiffany's for the botox bunnie? Check.

    Pimp daddy for an assboat of rightwing thinktanks? Check.

    Many other reasons including this from CNN.

    http://www.cnn.com/2011/12/26/politics/gingrich-divorce-file/

    Carrollton, Georgia (CNN) -- Newt Gingrich claims that it was his first wife, not Gingrich himself, who wanted their divorce in 1980, but court documents obtained by CNN appear to show otherwise.

    Whoops- a Republican has the facts wrong?

    The Republican presidential candidate, now in his third marriage, has been peppered with attacks and questions about his divorce from Jackie Gingrich for the past three decades.

    Because two divorces three marriages, a few alleged affairs and "family values" go together...how?

    Questions about his past -- and what that past tells voters about his personal behavior -- have re-emerged as he has returned to the political scene 13 years after he resigned as speaker of the House.

    Was that what he tells the voters about his past? The truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth... oops that's not in the marriage vows.

    A new defense that has arisen as Gingrich entered the presidential race this year is the insistence that she, not he, wanted the divorce.

    Which might now have some holes in it due to what CNN claims to have.

    Newt Gingrich Dick of the year in 2011. Even more Dick than the now forgotten Herb Cain.

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  93. ThanksABunchJohn7:09 PM

    Palin gave the "let's all be DICKS" cattle call... and the rest of the circus was history. None of those that followed would ever have dared to be quite the exposed dicks had not Palin unzipped their proverbial flies.

    The dick crown belongs to queen of the dicks. Well bestowed, well deserved.

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