Friday, May 11, 2012

Crazy woman in Nebraska explains why passing a pro-LGBT ordinance is a bad thing.

You kind of have to listen carefully because this lady changes topics so fast she could give your brain whiplash. And be warned, there is a whole LOTTA crazy in this video.


"P- E- N- I- S goes into the anus to rupture intestines. The more a man does this the more he'll be a fatality or a homicider..." 

"A huge percent of gay men in school grounds molest boys, partly because they don't have AIDS yet..." 

"Hillary Clinton's roommate four years in college was a gay woman. To avoid going gay like Clinton did, college students need single rooms and single gender dorms... A college woman is seduced with illegal Rohypnol to go gay." 

"Jesus was kissed by Judas, a homo, who tried to sabotage Jesus' kind ideas. Do you choose Jesus, a celibate, or Judas, a homo? You have to choose!" 

I absolutely LOVE the guy with the glasses in the back who looks like he is about to lose his mind listening to this lunatic's rantings.

I have to admit I learned a lot from this lady, such as that Hillary Clinton was turned gay by her gay roommate, that butt sex ruptures intestines, Judas was a homo, and that the gayness of the Roman Senators resulted in Christians being thrown to the lions.

No wonder Christians hate "teh gay!"

In all seriousness this lady may be out of her fucking mind (Gee, ya think?), but she is still an unfortunate representation of the kind of looney thinking that runs rampant through the minds of many homophobic people.

When she talks about homosexuality being a choice, gays molesting children, and homosexuality being contagious, she is speaking for a larger group of people than I think many of us are comfortable admitting exist in this country. And THIS is the mindset that is behind many of the anti-gay rights ordinances being passed these days.

To learn more about this ordinance in Nebraska click here.  To learn more about the crazy lady, click here.

And remember to watch out for the "Orgiers!" They's bad!

67 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:18 PM

    Judas was a homo? That is my favorite part. Who knew? LOL

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  2. Anonymous5:21 PM

    Orgiers! My new favorite word.

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  3. Anonymous5:22 PM

    Love the guy behind her!! "WTF???"

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  4. laprofesora5:28 PM

    "SECURITY!!!"

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  5. Anonymous5:33 PM

    Holy crap, can't wait to see what Jon Stewart does with this!!

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  6. Balzafiar5:34 PM

    Good Lord! The sad thing about that entire video is that the woman truly believes that what she's saying is true.

    I'm sure that after the meeting she went home to her little house and her forty-seven cats. Sad.

    It's kind of like a fellow employee's reaction when I told her that a certain famous movie star (currently in the news) was secretly gay. Her response: "It can't be true -- he's married."

    God, please let the light of knowledge shine on these ignorant people! I implore you.

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  7. Smirnonn5:42 PM

    "Whitney Houston was found without clothes in a bathtub..."

    Er...?? Maybe she was taking a bath?

    "Anus licking causes sepsis."

    Wha?

    "To avoid going gay like Hilary Clinton did college students need single rooms and SINGLE GENDER dorms...."

    Okay, grammaw is off her meds. WAAAY off her meds :)

    Scary thing is this person has a vote just as powerful as any of ours....

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    1. Anonymous5:22 AM

      I'm a straight married woman and DH and I enjoy some stuff teh gays do in the bedroom too - it's not exclusive to homosexuals to play with other parts of the body.

      My internal organs haven't ruptured and I haven't caught sepsis.

      What kind of sex is she having?

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    2. Anonymous5:24 AM

      Wow, Michele Bachmann has really let herself go since she retired from the campaign trail.

      Do the Swedish actually want her?

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  8. Olivia5:46 PM

    Unfortunately, there is a lot of that in Nebraska. Speaking from experience.

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  9. Anonymous5:48 PM

    Another example of someone who doesn't deserve the right to vote. This woman should be locked up.

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  10. Anonymous5:49 PM

    This woman is kind of like the Palins, retarded and mentally ill. I feel bad laughing at her because she is "special".

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  11. Anonymous5:49 PM

    North Carolina Church Apologizes for Amendment 1 Vote

    “MissionGathering Christian Church IS SORRY for the narrow-minded, judgmental, deceptive, manipulative actions of those who took away the rights and equality of so many in the name of GOD.

    Our Hearts are with you all. Christianity for all.”

    http://www.politicususa.com/north-carolina-church-apologizes-amendment-1-vote.html

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  12. angela5:49 PM

    Where is this poor crazy woman's family?

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  13. OMG - This woman is INSANE.

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  14. Anonymous5:51 PM

    I have a difficult time appreciating ridicule of a private citizen suffering an untreated mental illness.

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    1. Anonymous7:04 PM

      Private citizen? Nope. The minute she starts sharing her craziness in public testimony on public policy (not to mention littering the city with thousands of her insane leaflets and posters) she waives her right to not be ridiculed.
      Oh, sounds like another alleged private citizen...

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    2. Yeah...I know what you mean...I'm wondering when the Toad will finally get Baldy committed to a mental hospital for her "untreated mental illness".

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    3. Anonymous4:09 PM

      Better that she is like Sandra Fluke, who withstood NATIONAL DEBASEMENT

      because she was sane?

      A LOT MORE PEOPLE heard about Sandra than this homophobic bitch.

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  15. Anonymous5:55 PM

    Oh Chipsticks has got some awesome stuff up. Don't miss it! The videos are fabulous and wait until you see the images with President Obama and more kids.

    http://theobamadiary.com/2012/05/11/this-and-that-3/

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  16. Anonymous6:03 PM

    Obama Gay Marriage Support Could Cause Some Log Cabin Republicans To Abandon GOP

    ...It seems that even the Log Cabin members are in a pickle and have no where to turn. Therefore, there are groups of liberals offering an olive branch to the Log Cabin members to join the Democratic Party and to make sure that same sex marriage is a right and not something comparable to that of bestiality or from Satan.

    http://www.politicususa.com/obama-gay-marriage-support-could-cause-some-log-cabin-republicans-to-abandon-gop.html

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  17. Knowing the crazy being spewed, just watching the guy in the glasses with the sound off is hilarious.

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  18. Anonymous6:09 PM

    The Crazy is Strong with that One.

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  19. Anonymous6:10 PM

    The woman sitting behind the crazy lady also speaks at the meeting. She is wonderful. I'm glad that not everyone in Nebraska is insane.

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  20. angela6:11 PM

    Props to the assembled group in back of her for not weeing themselves.

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  21. Anonymous6:11 PM

    SARAH PALIN TELLS HEDGE FUND CONFERENCE: 'Hello one percent! More power to ya!'

    http://www.businessinsider.com/sarah-palin-at-salt-hello-1-more-power-to-you-2012-5

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    1. Anonymous6:42 PM

      Yeah, Sarah, way to go, JP Morgan lost 9 billion dollars on bad investments. Get lost you dumb piece of shit and stop hiding behind Bristol's blog you coward.

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    2. Anonymous6:43 PM

      I wonder if this woman is related to Sarah.

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    3. How embarrassing to the other speakers and the attendees that this person was listed as a keynote speaker. There is a % of the population that will always be led by the wrong part of their body.

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    4. Anita Winecooler11:22 PM

      Sarah, the "lady" in the video, look into the future, this is you five years from now!

      What a maroon!

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    5. Anonymous4:10 PM

      I really would have BOOED bitch!

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  22. I'm wondering if I could hire her to do parties...

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  23. Anonymous6:23 PM

    Need any more reasons to VOTE?!!!

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  24. Anonymous6:55 PM

    I agree 100%

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  25. Anonymous6:57 PM

    What a comfort for Bristol to know she has people like this in her corner.

    Bristol will turn greener with envy....
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2143075/Billion-dollar-woman-Jessica-Simpson-sells-pictures-baby-Maxwell-800k.html

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  26. Anonymous7:02 PM

    So sad. President Obama's healthcare plan would help her receive the care she needs.

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  27. Anonymous7:07 PM

    You just know she is registered to vote, too.

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  28. There is all kinds of wrong with this woman!

    Loved the disembodied voice that said..."Your 5 minutes is up"! I expected another voice to say..."Thank you..the doctor will see you now! LOL!!!

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  29. Anonymous7:11 PM

    There's a note on this video from a woman who is supposedly her niece indicating that Svoboda is schizophrenic. I'd tend to believe that this is the case. A lot of what she's saying sounds like it's coming from the voices in her head. She's just taking dictation.

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    1. Anonymous8:16 PM

      This woman is mentally ill. Who let her speak? Without proper care she's destined to be wandering the streets with a shopping cart full of her belongings, talking to herself. Very sad, I hope her family provides her with help.

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  30. Anonymous7:17 PM

    African-Americans Support Obama’s Same-Sex Marriage Stance

    African Americans who oppose gay marriage are reconsidering their beliefs, thanks to Obama’s shift.


    Annie May Johnson grew up next to the tobacco field her parents worked in Lillington, North Carolina. At 75 years old, Johnson long held the belief that marriage is strictly between a man and a woman, no matter the times. That’s what her parents taught her years ago, and it’s what the good Rev. Mosley preached each Sunday morning at Mt. Vernon Baptist Church during her childhood.

    Johnson never believed her view on the issue would waver. But that all changed on Wednesday, when President Obama announced publicly that he was in favor of same-sex marriage, a change from his 2008 campaign stand. Saying his beliefs had evolved from his support of civil unions instead of same-sex marriages, Obama sent ripples through the country and caused Annie May Johnson to take a second look at an issue she thought she’d decided on long ago.

    “I always saw marriage as a man and a woman being together for a lifetime,’’ says Johnson, on the phone from her North Carolina home. “That’s all I ever saw growing up, and that is all my parents saw in their day. But when Obama said he now was in favor of it, I thought maybe I’ve been too pigheaded about this thing for too long.’’

    Johnson is like many older, deeply religious blacks in this country—women in particular—who attend church each Sunday, tithe 10 percent of their income without fail to their religious institution of choice, and try as best they can to live life by the letter of the Bible.

    She’s also among many in the black community who believe in giving the first African-American president the benefit of the doubt on controversial political issues, even if his view is worlds apart from their own way of thinking.

    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/05/11/african-americans-support-obama-s-same-sex-marriage-stance.html

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  31. Anonymous8:13 PM

    I loved how even the guy sitting behind the young man was smiling incredulously at one point. The only thing wrong with the footage is that we can't see who the young man was interacting with across the aisle. Classic stuff: he genuinely could not believe what he was hearing.
    M from MD

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  32. Gasman8:40 PM

    Among teabaggers, this woman is not unique. On the contrary, she is probably fairly representative of the obdurate ignorance and rampant homophobia that infects that moribund tribe of toothless cousin humping cave dwellers.

    The raging homophobia is becoming a BIG problem for the GOP. Prominent voices within their own party are sounding warnings that this issue could prove fatal for the GOP unless they change. Andrew Sullivan's blog has a memo from GOP pollster Jan van Lohuizen that states in part:

    "Polling conducted among Republicans show that majorities of Republicans and Republican leaning voters support extending basic legal protections to gays and lesbians. These include majority Republican support for:

    a. Protecting gays and lesbians against being fired for reasons of sexual orientation
    b. Protections against bullying and harassment
    c. Repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.
    d. Right to visit partners in hospitals
    e. Protecting partners against loss of home in case of severe medical emergencies or death
    f. Legal protection in some form for gay couples whether it be same sex marriage or domestic partnership (only 29% of Republicans oppose legal recognition in any form)."

    The GOP's reliance upon its idiot goober base has created an untenable situation for them: if the GOP does indeed temper their overt homophobia, the teabaggers will bolt the party, but if the GOP does not temper the vocal bigotry, they risk reducing the party to the irrelevant status of an irrelevant collection of homophobic morons.

    I feel not an ounce of pity for these cynical asshats. They are but reaping what they have sown.

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    1. Kimosabe4:22 AM

      "moribund tribe of toothless cousin-humping cave dwellers" ... HAHAHA damn you're good, Gasman! Now, I gotta clean the coffee I spit all over my keyboard. Keep em coming, mate!

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    2. I've missed you, Gasman!

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  33. Anonymous8:44 PM

    Bless her heart. She's never been the same since the bingo parlor closed last year.

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  34. Anonymous9:02 PM

    I have to send this link to my gay 27 yr old son, this is just hilarious but so sick at the same time. Obviously this lady did not take her meds prior to speaking at this Ordinance meeting.
    I too got a big chuckle out of the young man behind her...and at one point he actually exchanged words with the elder lady sitting next to him. Wish I knew what the heck they had to say to each other about this kook of a mental case. lol

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  35. Anonymous9:11 PM

    The saddest thing about this is that we can no longer tell the difference between the mentally ill and a rabid tea-bagger. What has our nation come to?

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  36. Anonymous9:11 PM

    Can't wait to see what SNL does with this one...This is the McCain town hall meeting with the then crazy lady gone one bigger step further..OMG! If SNL gets ahold of this one it will be epic hilarity. And I can't wait to see who plays the roles of both.

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  37. Anonymous9:53 PM

    That lady sounds like some of the letters to the editor that are printed in the Jonesboro,Ar paper.

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  38. Anonymous11:10 PM

    Hilarious! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. The guy over her shoulder exactly expressed my own reactions. Thanks Gryphen for a great ol' laugh!

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  39. Anita Winecooler11:15 PM

    I can't stop laughing! She's got others on you tube, but this is the best!

    The guy behind her is priceless.

    I take it this woman never encountered a P-E-N-I-S.
    What the hell does Whitney Houston being found naked have to do with anything? Who takes a bath with their clothes on? (Put your hand down, Bristol - it was a rhetorical Question)

    My Favorite was Judas the homo kissed Jesus the Celibate, and you MUST PICK.

    Thanks for this, I really needed a laugh.

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  40. Anonymous1:34 AM

    She can't even say penis without spelling it out?Man,I knew some of these people have sexual repression issues,but dayum...

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    1. Anonymous12:02 PM

      But she had no problem saying "anal licking, to which the man to her left almost fell out of his chair!!

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  41. Anonymous2:28 AM

    Thank God for the CBPL! Ever since Nancy Luft (http://americanloons.blogspot.com/2011/09/245-nancy-luft.html) was disappeared by the CIA there has been a crying need for a 1st class crank.

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  42. Anonymous4:28 AM

    Holy Shit!! Where is this women's family? Some one in the room should have stopped her and taken her away in a nice crisp white jacket.

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  43. Anonymous5:17 AM

    Fellow Americans, you are looking a the Secretary of Health and Human Services if RMoney becomes President. They might throw the Department of Education in there also too. Since she's such an expert.

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  44. Anonymous5:26 AM

    Gay men like to see fatalities? It's the GWB's, Palin's and Cheney's and other straight aggressors of the world that like to kick sand in faces and start a war just for sport and profit.

    Who plays these ultra violent and secretly rapey games? It's not the gays, they are busy being productive and making a mess of money to contribute to society.

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  45. Balzafiar5:58 AM

    One thing I can say for sure: the tracts she's tacking up all over town were not produced by her.

    She may buy them and tack them up, but there's absolutely no way she could produce those because of her mental state.

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  46. I couldn't quit laughing. The young man behind her is hilarious.

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  47. Randall7:38 AM

    People such as that lady VOTE.

    Sane people need to VOTE, too.

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  48. Olivia8:58 AM

    She is mentally ill.

    By JORDAN PASCALE / Lincoln Journal Star | Posted: Saturday, May 12, 2012 9:00 am

    A video of a woman testifying against the anti-discrimination ordinance at the Lincoln City Council this week went viral, but her family says she is diagnosed with schizophrenia and shouldn't be taken seriously.

    Jane Svoboda, 52, made several bizarre and disjointed statements during her five minutes of testimony at Monday's meeting.

    "A huge percent of gay men in school grounds molest boys, partly because they don't have AIDS yet," she said.

    "Whitney Houston was found without clothes in a bathtub. Every corpse found without clothes has a partner who did away with them.

    "Hillary Clinton's roommate four years in college was a gay woman. To avoid going gay like Clinton did, college students need single rooms and single gender dorms."

    The Huffington Post, MSNBC and popular sites such as Gawker and Reddit published the video and stories Friday with little context and Svoboda's name misspelled. The stories garnered more than 100,000 views.

    The HuffPo's post got more than 1,000 comments, many responding to what viewers saw as hate speech. Many seemed to not recognize Svoboda's mental illness.

    Svoboda lives at an assisted-living facility in Lincoln and is listed as a protected person, according to court documents. Her brother, Patrick Svoboda of Ogallala, is her conservator because she is incompetent, the documents say.

    He was unaware of the video's popularity, but wasn't surprised -- he knew it would be a matter of time before she got in trouble somewhere.

    He said he's disappointed the video garnered such attention and jokes without the whole story.

    "To me, it shows how little society really cares about people with mental health issues," Patrick Svoboda said. "She does have a very tender heart ... but anything she says is certifiably schizophrenic ... she's not some crazy conservative."

    He said her family has tried to get her help multiple times, but unless she harms herself or others, there's not much more they can do.

    It wasn't the first time Svoboda has testified before the council. She also is a registered lobbyist at the Capitol.

    She usually speaks twice a month during the council's open mic sessions, where citizens can talk for up to five minutes on any topic. The council sits patiently until she is done.

    Svoboda has talked about Chinese "subliminals" that come through cellphones and other electronics, paradise on earth and family members being killed by doctors.

    She once brought in a large stick figure that she said was her mother's ghost, but the council told her not to bring in props anymore.

    She's also well-known on the University of Nebraska-Lincoln campus, where she's handed out thousands of fliers.

    Students have dubbed her "Crazy Blue Protesting Lady" because of the blue coat she often wears. A Facebook page about her has nearly 3,000 members.

    "I think this whole thing just reflects on the general society," Patrick Svoboda said. He said mentally ill people have rights unless they are trying to hurt themselves or others.

    © 2012 JournalStar.com

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    1. Anonymous5:29 PM

      I feel sorry for her family. It is true, you cannot do anything for mentally ill family members unless they threaten to harm others or themselves. That being said, I agree with the earlier poster it is getting increasing difficult to tell the difference between the Teabaggers and mentally ill people, if there is a difference.

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  49. Boscoe8:59 AM

    Yeas, this woman is insane, but remember: she did not invent any of this shit on her own! All she did is memorize the endless litany of idiotic bumpersticker slogans homophobes have developed over the years in an attempt to "justify" and "prove" their point via "common sense".

    It's no different than the inane bilge that spews out of the Palin Hate-itudes Factory™.

    Luckily, that kind of stupidity is generally useless at making converts, it's only of interest to people who have already decided and just need a fresh supply of stupid "points" to make them appear "informed" while hanging out with other Fox "News" viewers.

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  50. Anonymous9:08 AM

    OMG! She reminds me of those murderers who fire their defense lawyers and decide to be their own counsel and question their victims. Yeah I'm pretty horrified and offended by the ignorant BS she's spouting and everyone is forced to listen to it. But yes the guy with the glasses - his reactions say it all - PRICELESS!! I too was laughing the entire video. Her grandkids would probably disown her if they saw this. This has GOT to be embarrassing for her entire family.

    -Colleen

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  51. Remember this folks, people who think like this vote in Every. Single. Election. The way to keep these backwards idjits from being in control of your lives is to make sure you, and everyone you know, always vote. Always.

    Down here in Oz voting is mandatory in national elections, wish it was for state and local too also.

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