Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Mitt Romney's "A Promise of America" or, as it will be known from this day forward, "A Whiter Shade of Pale."

"Americans are tired of being tired. To all of the thousands of good and decent Americans I've met, who want nothing more than a better chance, a fighting chance, hold on a little longer. A better America begins tonight."

Yes a better America that apparently is ONLY filled with white folks.

Here's a fun game.  It's called find the brown people.

Give up? Well don't feel bad, there aren't any!

You see in Mitt Romney's version of a "better America" there are no more darkies taking the "good and decent American's" jobs.  And there is certainly NO black man sitting in the nation's WHITE House.

In other words America is back in the hands of its native population, the white people who killed the Indians for it.  Just like the Caucasian, blue eyed Jesus always intended.

"Vote Mitt Romney! Because pigmentation and patriotism simply do NOT go together!"

(H/T to the Daily Kos and Ego Trip Land.)

43 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:48 PM

    It appears that Mr. Magic Underwear has man boobs! The hits just keep coming.

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  2. Anonymous1:59 PM

    Looks like a Palin rally.

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  3. Anonymous2:04 PM

    Oh, I dunno, Gryphen, far right second row from bottom, might have a bit of a tan and a little kink to the hair.

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    1. Anonymous2:35 PM

      Well, every good GOP rally has a token black or Hispanic...or Allen West.

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    2. Oh you're right!

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  4. Anonymous2:12 PM

    I cannot imagine Romney being elected in November - he's a pathological liar - manipulator of the public - and, was raised in the Mormon religion to be anti blacks!!!

    OBAMA/BIDEN 2012

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    1. Mormons believe in "Lying for Jesus". Lying isn't a sin to them, it is a coat of honor.
      I won't be voting for that Mormon Bishop. There is NO way that he can promise not to put his cult first.

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  5. Anonymous2:20 PM

    Yeah, I found two. In the bottom right picture the person serving is black or brown and the lady in the far background looks to be black too. But really, is it romney's fault that nearly all blacks and brown people are for Obama? I mean really, the fact that you are bring it up just shows that you're all a bunch of fucking racists anyway. Oh, and what about that picture of your queer dotter you were going to show us because you're so proud of her? Does this mean that you're embarassed by her dykish appearance? Hmmm?

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    1. Wow! Got a lot of pent up rage there! Maybe a couple of wine coolers and some red bull wilth a vodka chaser should mellow you right on out!

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    2. Anonymous3:21 PM

      You just proved once again, how stupid and ignorant Palin's supporters are. Dotter? Queer? What a dumb asshole you are. Please go form your own country far far away moron.

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    3. Anonymous3:24 PM

      FU troll! Educate your dumb ass.

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    4. No, it's not Romney's fault that all the filthy rich and less educated* are for him, but what is your excuse for your vileness?


      *so say some recent polls

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    5. Anonymous3:38 PM

      Well, let me phrase my response like last call at the bar- something I am sure you are all too familiar with:

      "You don't have to go home, but ya can't stay here".

      Farewell, spiteful troll.

      Wild Tortoise

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    6. Anonymous4:16 PM

      Wild Tortoise... this particular troll @ 2:20 has hung around here before. The "dotter" has given it away a number of times.
      Yep, let's tell IT again: "ya can't stay here".
      ftd

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    7. Anonymous4:29 PM

      You are one sick fuck if you are stalking Gryphen's daughter. What a shame.

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    8. Anita Winecooler6:37 PM

      Don't blame the troll, pity it. It's just envious, self loathing and suffers from feelings of inadequacy.

      When it feels that way, it thinks the best defense is attacking normal, loving and intelligent people first to divert attention from it's own ignorance.

      Where it comes from the word "pumpkin" has been a verb for ages.

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  6. Anonymous2:26 PM

    He is worse than McCain.

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  7. Virginia Voter2:26 PM

    Well, since this commercial was spliced together from Mittens' rallies, it pretty much makes sense that there are no people of color...jeez, I really don't even see any non WASPs.

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  8. That is the CREEPIEST political ad I've ever seen.

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  9. Anonymous2:46 PM

    the africans should go back to africa
    the mexicans should go back to mexico
    the asians should go back to asia
    and the white people should go back to europe
    the only people who belong in north america
    are the native americans

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    1. Well, actually, isn't the theory that the native Americans came from Siberia? How far back you gonna take this?

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    2. Anonymous3:39 PM

      This isn't Mitt Romney's country. Germany is. And Mexico, I guess. In a polygamist compound like the Jeff Warrens.

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    3. Anonymous5:09 PM

      Oh goodness, Molly. Are we going to go there?
      Molly is an Irish name. Ireland.
      Pretty sure there were no Celts/Gaelic/Welsh indigenous to this continent.

      Emigration. Indigenous. Look up those words. Everybody's indigenous to somewhere.

      White Americans are astonishingly argumentative about not being indigenous to this country, even while they run around researching their roots, discovering ancestors and making pilgrimages back to the Old Country to meet relatives and learn traditions.

      Ya can't have it both ways.

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  10. Sharon3:13 PM

    If this doesn't get people out to vote....oh my. He scares the krap outta me. The news today with the billionaire GOP plans, need to read Rolling Stones new article describing who they are. They need another puppet, just like Dubya to do their bidding. We have to get a new congress, winning the WH isn't gonna be enough. We need Wisconsin to show the way.

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  11. hedgewytch3:14 PM

    Find the brown people - or the red ones, yellow ones or the rainbow colored ones......

    God Romney's world is so bland and boring!!

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  12. Anonymous3:18 PM

    Providence Road Baptist Church
    Maiden, North Carolina

    Pastor Charles Worley advocates for a North Korean-style concentration camp for gay people.
    "Fly over and drop some food..."
    "...in a few years, they'll die out..."

    http://youtu.be/d2n7vSPwhSU

    That'll teach 'em, right?
    They've since taken it down. Now that's real courage.Of course the preacher is too chickenshit to leave his sermon up.

    A church member since 1970 supports him. Geneva Sims:
    “He had every right to say what he said about putting them in a pen and giving them food. The Bible says they are worthy of death. He is preaching God’s word.”

    Anderson Cooper with Stacey Pritchard:
    "I agree with him. If they can't get the message that it's wrong...then, you know...they can't reproduce and eventually they would die."


    Today's sermon for this guy is about "the act of homosexuality and it's role in the men's room."
    Pastor Jacob schools Preacher Worley.
    http://youtu.be/F9AUkL1PwlE

    A different North Carolina pastor, Greg Harris:
    http://youtu.be/0_12oJKhvHo


    Providence Road Baptist Church
    PO Box 507
    Maiden, NC 28650
    Church Telephone: 828-428-2518
    http://www.godsmessageforyou.org

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    1. Anonymous6:15 PM

      Anonymous3:18 PM-
      .....and your point is?

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    2. Anonymous11:34 PM

      ...um...absolutely nothing. No point..I guess...
      You don't get it?

      Helpful suggeston: you should start at the very very beginning of the Immoral Minority blog and read through every single post. Don't leave anything out. By the time you get to this one, maybe you'll get the point.
      If you still don't by that time, consider some new friends, maybe get some books from the library on a variety of subjects, go ahead and take some college classes.
      It's okay. It won't hurt and it's fun.

      What's your point?

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    3. Anonymous11:44 PM

      Ardiva, you aren't one of those folks that believe little gays come from mommy and daddy gays, are you?

      And the plan wouldn't work anyway, because God knows someone would bust a hole in that fence and sneak out and then all those gays would be breeding like rabbits!
      It would turn into a damn gay factory!

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  13. Idk, but I think possibly maybe there might be a Hispanic or light skinned African American or maybe just a tan white guy; he's in the red hard hat second photo down on the right side.

    How'd they let that slip by?

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    1. Anita Winecooler7:23 PM

      lol Maybe he's after the "Albino" vote?

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  14. "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses longing to breath free"

    Except if they need any help catching up with the rest of "us"; too damn bad for them then.

    Right Romney?

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  15. Anonymous3:46 PM

    "The former Massachusetts governor dominated across all demographic lines."

    When did this happen? Where? Did I miss something? When did Mitt dominate "across all demographic lines"? When did he get the women's vote? The hispanics? Under 25? I know he's got the rich old white men's vote, but when did he get the black vote? Labor? Does anyone know where I can find the demographics to support this extraordinary claim?

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    1. Anita Winecooler7:21 PM

      Does anyone know where I can find the demographics to support this extraordinary claim?

      Bret Baier of Fox News - surprise surprise!!!

      it's under the graphic on ED show's blog

      http://tinyurl.com/6uq9ros

      But there are no demographics to back it up.

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  16. Anonymous4:09 PM

    Come on RWNJs, Support Ron Paul! At least he's got the cojones to tell Mitty's suck-buddy, The Don, to eat shit and die instead of dropping to his knees like Mitty does whenever he encounters Trump in public.

    http://tinyurl.com/RPaul-sez-Fuck-off-Trump

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  17. Anonymous4:15 PM

    Mitt Romney is a coward, ain't worth the effort to even piss on, nor even to spend time thinking of a clever, snarky remark about his punk-ass.

    So I'm moving on to the next Sarah post, where it's always worth the time to take a piss on OUR SARAH!

    And she LLLLLLLIKES it!

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  18. Anonymous4:39 PM

    Mitt's the brownest one of the bunch. But he's really more orange than brown, or brownish-orange. But what do I know, I'm a socialist, atheist, pro gay marriage, polite, non-confrontational (okay, forget that one) Canadian?

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    1. Anonymous5:52 AM

      That orange-y tinge seems to be a favorite with conservatives - Boehner, Palin and now Romney. Why are they ashamed of their skin color? They should be ashamed of what goes on in their heads.

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  19. Anonymous5:58 PM

    Mitt Mania:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=p92HnM2OH-A#!

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  20. Anita Winecooler6:55 PM

    What a pathetic ad! They heavily edited his speech to make him something other than we've heard for months. Where's the awkwardness? The shallow laugh? The epic gaffes? Seriously, the shining city on the hill....The former Governor won big in every demographic... America.... America....our greatest days are ahead...we have a MORAL OBLIGATION...

    Did he read the latest census figures? Caucasians are now the minority, Hispanics and African Americans (brown people) and Asians are the new faces of America.

    What did the ad say about all demographics?

    Where are they, Mitt?

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  21. Anonymous9:51 PM

    Mitt Romney May Now Begin His Cross Country Campaign of Homophobia and Dollar Chasing

    http://www.politicususa.com/mitt-romney-cross-country-campaign-homophobia-dollar-chasing.html

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    1. Anonymous11:36 PM

      Uh oh. You've got the homophobia word in your comment. Ardiva 6:15 ain't gonna like it!

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  22. Anonymous11:47 PM

    I say we take all the politicians, put 'em behind a big electrified fence, fly over and drop food. After a few years, they'd just die off...

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