Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Nancy French, a woman who once wrote a lurid lie about date rape in a tent, becomes offended by illustrations of consensual sex in a bookstore. Oh the horror!

Courtesy of The Tennessean:

Author Nancy French was steering her three children down Books-A-Million’s military history aisle last week when she saw something that made her freeze. 

There, on a shelf labeled “Sexuality,” was the book 365 Sex Positions, with a cover photo featuring a nude couple demonstrating one of those. She told the kids — ages 13, 11 and 4 — to turn around. And then she told store employees what she thought about that display. 

“I love Books-A-Million. They have done book events for me,” Nancy French said. “I don’t want to boycott Books-A-Million. You want to support brick-and-mortar bookstores. But at what cost? Your kids’ innocence?”

You know MOST parents would recognize this as a "teachable moment," and take the opportunity to explain to their children something about sex, about morality, and about the possible consequences of engaging in sexual behaviors too young or without adequate protection.

Oh, I'm sorry I was thinking about reasonable parents, NOT super fundamentalist hypocritical puritans like Nancy French.

You remember Nancy French right? She is the one who wrote THIS on behalf of Bristol Palin in her book "Not Afraid to Lie," or something like that.

(Pg. 2) Bristol proceeds to down wine cooler after wine cooler, as she “slowly surrendered to their woozy charms.” (Pg. 3) Levi keeps replacing her finished wine coolers with new ones, and soon Bristol hits “that awful wall” that takes her from a “happy buzz” into “the dark abyss of drunkenness.” (Pg. 3) The last thing she remembers is sitting by the fire and laughing with friends, and doesn’t remember waking up in her tent the next morning “with something obviously askew.” 

Bristol awakens in her tent, with no recollection of the night before. She looks over and sees Levi’s empty sleeping bag right beside hers, and hears Levi and his friends “outside the tent laughing.” (Pg. 3) Bristol quickly texts her friend to get over to the tent, and she immediately pops over and tells her, “You definitely had sex with Levi.” (Pg. 4) Despite being brought up in a Christian household determined to save herself until marriage, Bristol laments the fact that her virginity had been “stolen,” and as she surveys the evidence in the tent, soon realizes that “all of my plans, my promises, and my moral standards had disappeared in one awful night in a series of bad decisions.” Bristol also regrets that Levi wasn’t even there to comfort her, and instead of waking up in his arms—like they do in the movies—she came to “in a cold tent alone as he talked with his friends on the other side of the canvas.” 

Personally I find this lie about date rape MUCH more creepy and off putting than seeing a poster advertising the unforgettable nature of good cunnilingus.

Nancy French allowing her children to "pal around" with a homophobic cult member.
I know that French is trying to protect her children from learning anything which might make them question their faith, or expand their minds, or bring any joy into their lives, by keeping them in a hermetically sealed home school environment. But just because she has ill prepared her children for the real world, does NOT mean she has the right to force a book store to take down advertisement for books that people might actually want to read (Unlike a certain crappy book of lies that I might mention), just because she is too sexually repressed and tightly wound to take the time to explain human sexuality to her children.

After all there are SOME people in this world who are not terrified of sex, or feel the need to only describe it as a frightening experience which takes place in a damp tent in the woods after succumbing to alcohol poisoning.


  1. Anonymous3:46 PM

    Bristol Palin the Victim? I'm Not Buying It

    1. Anonymous7:01 PM

      good article

    2. EUREKA!!

      I think I just figured out why Baldy is quiet and distracting us with Brancy's Flog (Fake + Blog = Flog)!!

      The Schaeffer Cox trial!!

      Mudflats has an interesting post titled..."Cox Trial: Insider Turned State's Witness is Full of Surprises"...but when you click on comes up "404 Error"!

      Wonder who the witness is and what surprises did they share?

    3. Anonymous8:23 PM

      The comments on that huffpo article are very very heavily moderated! I put in a comment hours ago and made sure not to put anything offensive sounding in it. Didn't make it through like probably 99% of them didn't get posted. Thus so few comments on it. Makes one wonder...

    4. Anonymous8:24 PM

      I've been getting the 404 since it was posted. Must be something they don't want out? She has had some good reporting all week. Wonder if we will get to read it soon?

  2. Anonymous3:58 PM

    She and her kids were strolling through "Military History," when they were affronted with a photo of human bodies. No, not dead human bodies(the product of military history and well-represented and described in many of those books), but two people suggesting sex.

    Oh the horror!

    1. Anonymous5:30 PM

      Exactly. I also wonder what video games they're allowed to play. Violence is far more wholesome than sex you know.

    2. Anonymous5:38 PM

      Exactly what I was thinking - OK kids, body bags and blood - ooooh look!!!yeah!!!!!!!! And over here, some nekkid torsoes, cover your EYES - the horror.

      Nancy French is one sick puppy - too bad she procreated and has influence on impressionable young minds.

  3. Anonymous4:15 PM

    My eyes, my eyes! LOL

    Get over it Frenchy. They will see alot more than that soon enough if they haven't already.

    1. Anonymous4:54 PM

      All I can say to Brancy "Bitch Please"!
      Crap her kids prolly know almost everything in the book.
      She is attention whoring for Beefy's new TeeVee show!
      Then Beefy/speedy can write a new book, about being a reality teeVee star!
      All these paylin bitches, should go bury their asses....they are so predicable and BORING! And Brancy, BITCH PLEASE!

    2. Anonymous6:23 PM

      Get over it Frenchy. They will see alot more than that soon enough if they haven't already.

      Especially if they go to Bristol's house when it's finished.

    3. Anonymous6:53 PM

      That's right, she is attention whoring for BriSTOOL wanna be she already knew about the book cover? Why couldn't she just leave and call or e-mail the store from home? Please spare us...

  4. Anonymous4:17 PM

    We have a BOM store here where our Borders once was. I went in once, before Christmas, and was singularly unimpressed. The store seemed messy with too much non-book junk for sale. And too many faux-Christian books and stuff for sale to suit me. Haven't been back since. Oh and our Borders was the only one in the state that BOM deemed worthy of setting up in. And Borders was founded in MIchigan! We have two excellent independent bookstores here (the real "bricks and mortar" kinds of stores - locally owned) and I'm happy to visit them as often as possible.

    1. Anonymous5:39 PM

      Ditto - BOM is the Walmart of bookstores,

    2. Anonymous6:17 PM

      "BOM is the Walmart of bookstores,"

      Guess that's why Nancy French is so familiar with them! French??? wait a minute...Maybe THATS what got her undies wadded up about that book...
      NO BOOK TOUR :-(
      NO ROYALTIES :-()!!

    3. Speaking of Walmart...I took a stroll over to "Crazies4Palin" (H/T to pol!) and all I can say is....

      OMFG! Meh Rmoney is so pathetic! I heard that his campaign was attempting to copy what The Obama Campaign strategy but even I didn't think they would steal word for word President Obama's emails! Apparently it was sent from Ann *pleasedon'ttouchme* Rmoney!

      "Chatting with supporters like you over a good meal is one of Mitt's
      favorite parts of being on the road. That's why sometime soon he's
      meeting up with four supporters to grab a bite on the campaign trail.

      I wanted to make sure you know you've only got 48 hours left for a chance to be one of the first two winners to join him.

      Donate $3 to be automatically entered for a chance to grab a bite with Mitt."'s bad enough the patients were brawling in the "Dayroom" yesterday! I couldn't stop laughing...although I did feel a little sorry for "VintageTP" trying to get the other patients to stop calling the President gay slurs...but alas the other patients were so hyped up on Zoloft/Prozac that they were to far gone to stop so they turned their wrath on ole TP...he attempted to hold his own but the patients in their bathrobes beat him down with their paper slippers until he eventually slunk out of the room!

      But he did post a list of the offenders on the bulletin board before he left for the Admin (Baldy & RAM) to read.

      Now TP is sitting in his padded cell hoping for a robo mean a phone call from Baldy saying he did a good job defending the "cause"! LOL!!!

  5. Hypocritically pious, idiotic woman . . . .

  6. Virginia Voter4:32 PM

    Nancy must be a hoot at cocktail parties.

    I hope she never lets her daughters read Not Afraid of Life, er, I mean Lies.

  7. Anonymous4:48 PM

    Hey, Nancy, Track is in Afghanistan protecting our first amendment rights to say anything in public-- like Bristol calling Levi all kinds of nasty names, or Bristol insulting President Obama, or you ghost writing Bristol's fictional book.

    And since you are in the book biz, you know that sex sells. That's what Bristol was selling on DWTS. That's what Sarah is selling when she shows up in high high heels, a short short skirt, her Belmont Bra, and a tight tight blouse. Oh, and she likes to lick her lips and stick her tongue out along, wink wink.

    Please do not let your children watch TV. Please do not let your children go to the movies. And, please do not let them go anywhere without you monitoring their life. There is much worse stuff out there.

    There you are, Nancy, ghost writing a book for a girl who called "rape." There you are writing a blog for a girl who claims that her kid acts up all the time and she would rather have the one with DS. You write some really disrespectful stuff about President Obama. BOM is on life support, and they sell sexy books because sex sells. Please, Nancy, buy your books on line or in a nice Christian book store. You are too easily offended to shop in the real world.

    PS, Dear Nancy, After reading the crap that you write in the name of Bristol, I think that you are a hypocrite.

  8. Anonymous5:04 PM

    Yeah, the guy who bangs the drunk chick would want to actually spend the night with her? She woke up alone because she got drunk and had sex with the first guy she saw. Unfortunately for Levi this progressed into much more than the drunken one night stand. At least Levi made up for it during their second engagement when she was preggers with DWTS baby; he took those rose petals and spread them on her bed before asking for her hand in marriage. That's a lot more than most girls get from a drunken one night stand :-)

  9. What was Nancy doing in the Sexuality aisle with her children? Maybe she was trying to research Sociopathy and walked a little too far? Why didn't she just keep walking w/o bringing UNDO attention to them by telling them to turn around? Gosh if I was a kid yet, that would make me wanna look even MORE.

    So, did she drag her children with her to the manager to complain about all the filth and bare nakedness in that aisle so that they got to hear twice how awful all that exposed skin and smut was?

    I guess she better keep her kids out of the local library, too, because you just NEVER know what kinda crap they have there if the Governor isn't allowed to censor stuff, like, you know, "Johnny has Two Daddies" kind of thing...ohhhhh horrrors!!!

  10. Anonymous5:13 PM

    Check out the recent PBS show on Hassidic Jews. There is a foundation that helps them recover from the isolation and they test them and find that the majority of them (in their early 20s) have the intellectual capabilities of a 5th grader. These Evangelical "home schoolers" are practicing child abuse.

    1. Anonymous7:10 PM

      YES. Many I know seems like they have a Stepford wife component. There is something that needs some serious attention.

  11. Anonymous5:17 PM

    lol you'd think these crazy fundies would be using the book as an istructional manual on ways to have sex without having intercourse so you can't get pregnant. Isn't that what all the fundy kids think? As long as you can't get pregnant doing it, it is A-OK?
    Nancy: that'a what the fundies around me think lol!!

  12. Anonymous5:21 PM

    Did Nancy not participate in the DWTS group that Bristol was in? Did she forbid her children from watching it due to the sexual nature of Bristols performances?? A hypocrite just like most of the psalm singing foe Christians she hangs with.

    1. Anonymous9:21 PM

      "Foe Christians" is right. I wonder if Nancy is even half as offended by the blasphemous things poseur, or pretend, Christians (including Christian teachers and pastors) write while CLAIMING that it is the 'word of God' (things that contradict the Bible), as she is by the cover of a sex book that could be used for married couples???? I doubt it.

      I wonder which of those two categories (blasphemy versus sex manual) would be most offensive to God?? I think the former, by a long shot.

  13. Poor Nancy...I betcha' her hubby wished she would have grabbed that book "365 Sex Positions" instead of that big boring Civil War re-enactment book!

    I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume that uptight Nancy hasn't read the newest book that is sweeping across repressed women's nightstand..."35 Shades of Grey". LOL!!!

    1. Anonymous7:33 PM

      Please stop ending your posts with LOL, it makes you sound like a 12 year old girl. Christ on a pogo stick.

    2. Anonymous9:01 PM

      Please stop ending your posts with sound like a 12 year old. Get a new song...this one is old.... Loser.

    3. Hi Beefy! Lonely tonight I see... Did you drag Wallow with you? How's the new baby? Sweetie I can't help laughing at your uneducated, ignorant and Nancy "no-I-don't" French kiss make it so damn EASY! Even your bald headed, tranny face mom has me rolling in the aisle with her antics! So don't "hate" on me because I have a sense of humor! LOL!!

      PS....fuck off skank! LOL x 100!!

    4. Anonymous10:39 PM

      So fucking intelligent, you're as bad as they are, don't you get that?! I hate her too, but you are a fucking moron ....just go away, the last few days with out you were bliss...go are detrimental to the whole movement. Asshat.

    5. Anonymous10:39 PM

      Hi Skank! It's the avatar huh? Isn't RAM a beauty! LOL!!!

      PS...keep on fucking off skank! LOL!!

    6. Erick7:28 AM

      Gina the last few days without you were a bit boring, I'm glad you are feeling better and good to see you brush off the hateful.
      Geez people, if her comments offend you so much just skip them they're easy to spot what with the (hilarious) avatar and name, unlike the scores of anons.

    7. Anonymous7:33 AM

      What's the "whole movement" that a lone commenter is detrimental to? Do you know how to scroll and skip? Keep up lol'ing Gina some of us are not so uptight.

    8. Anonymous7:33 AM

      When I saw "whole movement" I just figured the commenter was referring to "bowel movement"...but that's just me! HeHe! man! I'm glad to be back...I'm feeling bright eyed and bushy tailed...and the beautiful welcome from my "hater" just made me feel even better! As Ellen said...

      "My haters are my motivators"...hate on haters! LOL!!!

  14. Anonymous5:29 PM

    “I love Books-A-Million. They have done book events for me,” Nancy French said. “I don’t want to boycott Books-A-Million. You want to support brick-and-mortar bookstores. But at what cost? Your kids’ innocence?”

    I wish somebody would ask Nancy French if her kids ever met Todd Palin and would she let Todd Palin baby sit her kids over night by himself?

    If Nancy says yes she would let the Pimp Daddy watch her kids unsupervised then Nancy shouldn't have any problems with Books-A-Million’s display.

    If Nancy wants to show support for her employers Sarah and Bristol Palin by saying she does not have any hang ups about Todd's side profession then who is Nancy to complain about what's in a book when the man who exploits women is with her daughters?

    Simple as that!

    1. Anonymous7:12 PM

      What does Nancy think of Ted Nugent? Good to see Piper hanging out with him?

  15. Anonymous5:30 PM

    Will Nancy forbid her kids to go to Bristol's house once it's finished and her trial husband Gino moves in?

    1. Anonymous5:55 AM

      Gino's out.

  16. Anonymous5:39 PM

    I wonder if Nancy French's kids ever ask Nancy where did Trig and Tripp come from since their mother Bristol is not married?

    I hope Nancy does not tell her kids that a stork dropped by Bristol's canvas tent one night and just gave them to her as Bristol was downing wine coolers.

  17. I may vomit (seriously) after saying this, but nancy has a point here. I've been to books a million in several different locales and there's always a ton of kids milling around. Of course there's nothing wrong at all with displaying books about sex, but when it comes to giant covers proclaiming the wow effect of oral! sex! in bright neon colors- obviously that display should be up at adult eye level instead of EXACTLY mid line of the average child's visual point of focus.

    It just seems like a bad decision by B-a-M.

    However I will say this- I would bet anything I own that as soon as Miss Nancy's eyes took in the words "oral sex", she gleefully trotted out the smartphone, knowing she would be able to buy herself a moment of self righteous relevance. And she did. The Tennesseean is a hugely circulated paper, I believe.

    Nancy sold her soul when she published a book calling Levi a rapist. She knew his children would someday see it and she copped out of responsibility by saying "I got the material from Bristol's JOURNALS".

    Puh LEEZ. IF (big if) there was actually one or more "journals" involved, you can bet your spanx and speed pills Sarah directed Bristol what to put in those "journals" in the days and weeks preceding Nancy's arrival.

    I can only hope the inevitable Palin curse begins to infect Nancy with its noxious stench and she slithers back under the rock which hides her from open hearts, open minds, and new ideas.

    1. Anonymous10:06 PM

      I agree. Nancy has a point. It kind of hurts to agree with her but as a mom, a liberal, and a pagan, if I'd encountered that poster in the store when I had kids with me, I, too, would have given the store hell about it. Highly inappropriate, in my opinion.

  18. Anonymous5:44 PM

    Nancy French's children: Hey mommy since you work for Bristol can you tell us where Track, Track's child and Bristol's children came from since they weren't married when they found out they were pregnant?

    Is that how a Christian family procreates? Do people reproduce like the Palins? Is it true that Sarah Palin's mom was also pregnant before marriage?

    Mom why do you work with that ungodly sex crazed family?

  19. Anonymous5:45 PM

    Petition to boycott Bristol's reality show..

    1. Anonymous8:49 PM

      I'd like to see a show of hands from people here that actually watch Lifetime TV anyway. I guess most of us boycott Lifetime because we've never tuned into any of their programming!

  20. I've seen two pictures of Nancy French holding her adopted daughter, and in both pictures the child looks like she's about to cry, or at least is unhappy.

    It's rather bizarre to see the toothy smiles on French and her older daughter (who looks like she was just disinterred) and a totally disengaged solemn expression on the younger child's face.

    1. I agree with KaJo. I also notice she dresses the child in bright clown colors with a huge bow in her hair, completely unlike herself and her two older kids who are dressed down in pale blues and grays.

  21. Anonymous5:50 PM

    Nancy's adopted child does NOT look at all happy. That poor little girl is in for a world of trouble.

  22. Anonymous5:51 PM

    The cover of the book on display says


    Hey Nancy, have you ever let Bristol kiss your kids on their cheeks?

    You wanna bet your $1 to my $1000 that Bristol is an expert or semi-expert on that subject? It's a sure thing she has dabbled in that subject matter.

    Nancy I hope you don't let Bristol kiss your kids with that mouth of hers?

    1. Anonymous6:13 PM

      Sarah who do you think is better at that, you or Bristol?

      I see both of you are taking credit for it, so I guess we are going to have to ask Glen Rice, Levi, Ben, Gino and Brad Hanson who would they vote for.

  23. Anonymous5:54 PM

    Nancy French is a media whore, a publicity monger, a shit stirring trouble maker and a liar. Gee, she fits right in to the Palin clan, doesn't she. She is seeking any kind of publicity she can for herself, for Brisbutt and for the victims and sanctimonious assholes of the world.

    1. Anonymous9:26 PM

      Playing moral outrage for profit? And without even thinking that her present blog fest will cause the sales of the oral sex book to soar? The publisher of that book must be laughing all the way to the bank, and grateful for all the free media hype.

      Thanks, Nancy.

  24. Anonymous5:54 PM

    Thanks for alerting me to that book, Nance! I just bought a copy for every room!

    ~ RAM

  25. Anonymous5:55 PM

    Would Nancy ever let her kids read Bristol's book that she ghost wrote for Bristol? Would Nancy read Bristol's book to her new baby as a night time story?

    Excuse me... No?

    THEN STFU NANCY! As long as you work for the Palins you have no moral ground to judge anybody else.

  26. Anonymous5:59 PM

    Nancy French is just mad because the author of "ORAL SEX SHE'LL NEVER FORGET" beat Nancy's release date on that same subject.

  27. I wish my legs looked like that! Wow!!!

  28. Anonymous6:10 PM

    I wonder if Nancy French would allow her kids to wipe their face with one of the Palin's face cloth or would Nancy just spit on her kid's face and clean it that way.

  29. Anonymous6:11 PM

    Isn't Books-A-Million a clearinghouse remaindered titles? 'No frills' doesn't even begin to cover it! (since when is organization and cleanliness a 'frill' anyway?)

    One more question -- why on Earth would she think that Military History is a more suitable subject area for a 4yo?

    1. Anonymous6:47 PM

      It's like that Fox hostess complaining about a Glee storyline being inappropriate for her 8 year old. Ya Think?
      And BAM is no locally owned's a chain like Walmart. Duh.
      This woman is a writer? Really?

  30. Anonymous6:11 PM

    The horror...the horror. Wasn't it the "military history" section Mrs French thought she was takiing her 11 yr old and 13 yr old kids into in the book store? Apparently, the hypocritical Mr & Mrs French Fried Potatoheads are A-OK with the little ones seeing what happens to the bodies of 18, 19 and 20 yr old boys when the U.S. War Machine representing the Plutocrats needs to steal some of the resources of some 3rd world country in the Middle East, SoutheastAsia, or Central America in order to allow the government's corporate sponsors to "beat the street's" expectations by a couple of pennies per share next fiscal quarter.

    Imagine if one her little mullet headed kids asks their dear, pious mom,"Mommy, what happened to those boys in that book on the Vietnam War? Mommy, that boy didn't have any legs and was bleeding." I reckon Mrs French says, "Oh honey, just don't you worry about THOSE kinds of things happening to my little shuggums. That only happens to the nigras and the poor boys. WE don't go to school with those kinds of people and OUR boys don't DIE with those kinds of people. See, honey, that's why we're christians. Because we just LOVE our freedom, and besides, poor people and nigras might be communists anyway. Or Black Panthers. And they'll gitcha if you don't say your prayers to baby JEEEzuz every night before you get in your bed."

    "Mommy, do mommies have a pee pee that gets stiff when the priest helps you tuck in your shirt in his office if no one is around?". " Mommy, what's an orgasm?" "Sweetie, I've never heard of such filth. Mommy has never even dreamed of saying such bad words, and we'll both go to hell if we talk about such nasty things! Your daddy would be so mad if he knew you were asking about such horrible things, Susie. And you KNOW we don't like to make Daddy mad". "Okay, Mommy."

    "Mommy, what's a condom?". "Baby doll, those things make you pregnant and cause cancer and that makes you die!" "Oh, okay, Mommy."
    "Mommy, what's pregnant mean?" "Baby doll, you're only 15. We'll talk about that after you graduate from high school."

    1. Anonymous6:51 PM

      And three months later...... Mommy, why is my tummy getting so big, I'm not gaining weight anywhere else?

  31. Anonymous6:29 PM

    Nancy and David French..answering the call of God- look under Deployment Hardships:
    "David cautioned Nancy against opposite gender friendships". Is he admitting he couldn't trust his wife while he was on deployment???

    1. emrysa8:08 PM

      rofl they are nutbags! that article certainly puts nancy french into perspective. may as well be a muslim fundamentalist, it appears there's no difference, other than nancy can show her face.

    2. Anonymous10:15 PM

      Ah, hubs is military, that makes sense.

    3. Anonymous9:31 AM

      "Nancy has co-authored a book with Bristol Palin (her experience as an Army wife helped her relate with some of Bristol’s experiences)."

      How did the Army wife experience help her relate to some of Bristol’s experiences?
      No Palin/Heath were in the Army until Track, by that time Bristol was pretty old. How would Track in Army effect Bristol like it would a wife? What is Nancy hinting at with that?

      Bristol experienced months in close contact with the Secret Service, was that an Army like experience for her? Like some military there is also an extremist section of the Secret Service. The man who guarded the Palins and made FB comments about Sarah, Shailey Tripp says she met him through Todd. He has connections to Dr. David Jeremiah. The agent that did not pay Dania Suarez and started the mess in Colombia is Arthur Huntington.
      Arthur Huntington family is active members of the Granite Baptist Church.

      Can anyone explain what she may have meant (her experience as an Army wife helped her relate with some of Bristol’s experiences) ? ? ? ?

  32. Anonymous6:33 PM

    Nancy French is a holier-than-thou child. That is because she is a profoundly stupid. I remember someone like her in high school. The nitwit thought you would float on the moon (he was 'gravitationally challenged'). His ambition was to get into the ministry and spread the word of doG.

  33. Anonymous6:38 PM

    Nancy French seems to be an attention-seeker. Someone has promised her the moon if she makes a mark as a traditional 'values' mentor for Bristol. This new offense of hers of books on sex on display is contractory to what she does for a living.

    Nancy French is a writer? And to sell her books she needs to follow the usual self-promotion protocol by her publishers who promote her books at book-signings at Books-A-Million - where those same books were probably sitting in the back shelves? French is ready and willing to promote her work in the store that has the sexual content hidden in the back, but isn't comfortable with it when it's displayed in the aisle, so she complains? What a hypocrite. Use the store to self-promote when it's convenient, and the rest of the time complain if her kids see uncomfortable content.

    It's Sarah who's putting her up to this. Get her to make a lot of hay about societal values and get everyone to notice Bristol's new change of heart, so she can........???

    They've got something up their sleeve and a Palin or Palins are setting up Bristol on a pedestal to reassure Sarahbots that Sarah is still their girl. They are using Nancy as damage control assistant.

  34. Anonymous6:39 PM

    I do wish people like her would simply GROW UP. A mature attitude does wonders. If you freak out, then the kids are going to notice, but if you 'keep calm and carry on', then there isn't a problem.
    M from MD

  35. Anonymous6:40 PM

    Oh, and I hope French isn't too upset when it's found out that Todd may be buying those books on '365 sex positions' for his prostitutes. She'll be in pickle then.

  36. Anonymous6:42 PM

    Nancy French, while home-schooling her kids in 3 subjects- 1. christian Economics, 2. christian Financial Principles, and 3. christian Dominion Over All the Earth Including Other Countries And Black People in the U.S.A.:
    "Mommy, what's an ass-fucking?" "Where did you hear that filth?". " I heard Daddy say that's what happens to white christians who pay taxes is because lazy black people don't have to work." "Mommy, why are black people so lazy?" "Well, honey, because they're black and, they don't pay taxes."

  37. Anonymous6:53 PM

    As prim and proper as French appears to be, how can she tolerate being around Bristles and the rest of the Palins? Piper probably has quite a mouth on her if she is anything like her sisters. Does she believe Bristles is a good role model for her kids?

    1. Anonymous10:05 PM

      She does it for the money. There's a name for that.

  38. emrysa7:16 PM

    hmmm, yet another pic of french's adopted child looking uncomfortable. I get the feeling this young girl is smarter than the rest of the family.

    1. Anonymous8:32 PM

      I concur...

  39. Anonymous7:38 PM

    Quotables: Bristol Palin Says to Stop Bullying Bristol Palin

  40. Anonymous8:07 PM

    Nancy French has learned something from working with Bristol and Sarah-- how to be a victim, become outraged and attract attention-- especially using something sexual. Oh, poor Nancy French. Oh, the humanity!

    1. Anonymous11:32 PM

      Being a victim comes easily to nitwits.

  41. Sally in MI8:27 PM

    Did you check out the books on the right of the Oral Sex cover? "The Erotic Massage!" (by Todd Palin?)

  42. Anonymous8:40 PM

    When did Americans become so afraid of basic biology?
    Have too many Americans moved off of farms that they no longer understand sex and reproduction?
    Gosh, by age 4 I asked my Grandpa to breed a mare to a stallion for me because sound, pretty foal for me.I thought they would produce a .
    I knew all about sex long before I ever kissed a boy and it never hurt me. I am so my parents not only explained biology to me, but also how to protect myself and to make informed decisions about my life for myself.

    Little Rabbit

  43. Anonymous9:11 PM

    We know that Nancy French is "in tight" with Romney, and that she is probably the Palin's entree to the Mormon world as a result of this. But now I have to ask: Is Nancy French also Mormon? If so, is she offended by the concept of one man having sex with multiple women? While other women and their children are within hearing range???

    Or is she only active with the Sex Police Department when anyone other than republicans appear to be having sex? You know, a similar rule to the Vatican rule: "It's ALWAYS OK when we do it, and ALWAYS WRONG when you do it."

  44. She doesn't know the store layout well enough to navigate to where she wants to go without passing through the adult aisle?

    Censorship is denying a man a steak because a baby can't chew it. - Mark Twain.

    Nancy French and the far right would have us all on a steady diet of pablum if they had their way. (With only the 1%ers enjoying a juicy filet mignon.)

  45. Anita Winecooler10:38 PM

    Who takes their children to an aisle marked "SEXUALITY"? And expects to see Dora the Explorer, The Holy Bible, or nekkid folks doing what "God" told them to? Be fruiful and multiply.

    This woman is nuckin futz! I thought she was playing the part for Beefy, but she's usda certified loon!

    makes the P-E-N-I-S lady look sane!

    I do believe she caught the vapours - lead her to her fainting lounge.

  46. Anonymous12:16 AM

    So the books were on display in the "Sexuality" aisle, which I assume is clearly marked, just like every other aisle in every other bookstore I've ever been to.

    It's very simple, don't take your children to that section of the bookstore. I doubt it's anywhere near the kids' books anyway. Most of the time, the more sensitive subjects are hidden in a corner.

    1. Anonymous5:58 AM

      Or better yet, take your kids to the library.

  47. Anonymous3:15 AM

    petiton to stp[ Bristles reality show. Go sign it!

  48. Anonymous3:42 AM

    Couldn't she find a BIGGER bow for the "chocolate" girl's head? She probably draws attention to the girl, then complains if anyone stares. Are the other kids adopted, too? They remind me of the Santorum family photo, where the youngest girl is crying.

  49. I wonder if she were really in Spring Hill or Franklin, TN??
    Spring Hill is where the GM Plant it.
    Franklin is where all the money is. A big part of Franklin is a lot of Malls, Big Box Stores & Shopping Centers and both Towns kind of mix at the border.
    I live about 25 miles (or so) away from both ends of Franklin & Spring Hill.
    What I CAN say is that not one store would have anything sleazy showing with out Fair Warning. The people of Franklin are mostly New Money. The Old Money is still in a part of Nashville. Of course, the old money people would never tolerate any type of shopping center in their part of town! The old money people just allowed, for the first time, an African-American to join their Country Club!! They won't even let the new Millionaires buy any homes there!
    Brancy is bitching for attention only. She must have caught Palin Fever, anything for attention.
    I'd bet my first-born that that section of books was well situated, with the appropriate signs, in the back of the store. She knew it would be there.
    Franklin is too snooty to allow any one who is a tiny bit different than they are (think WASPY) in to their town or stores with out being followed around by police or security.

  50. Anonymous5:40 AM

    I find an ugly or a fat person's body much more yuckly & offensive to look at than a beautiful person with toned legs naked. Sorry, but it's true. And before you are offended, ask yourself which one would you perfer to look at.

    I see nothing offensive on that advertisement/book-jacket.

  51. Anonymous5:43 AM

    Look closely at the picture. Whoever took that photo was browsing in the SEXUALITY section. There is a sign on the bookstore aisle telling you EXACTLY where in the bookstore they are. Geez. What a bad mom for taking her kids down that aisle and exposing them to porn disguised as books on SEXUALITY, as the sign clearly says. @@ (eye roll). Please, Nancy!!

  52. Anonymous6:14 AM

    It looks like Nancy French took Immoral Minority's blogger's suggestion and took her little chocolate skin girl to a paint store to find colors to match her chocolate skin.

    For those who are new to IM, nobody is being racist referring to the little girl's skin color. A while back, it was Nancy who brought the world's attention to her "chocolate" skin color adopted child (Nancy French's own words - look it up on the internet). Nancy also stated that she did not know what colors matched her chocolate skin.

    Maybe that's why Nancy was in the bookstore? Was Nancy looking for books that suggests clothes colors for non white babies? I'm giving her the benefit of doubt that Nancy wasn't looking for the S.E.X. section, it just happened to be next to the section "Picking Clothes Colors For Non White Children".

  53. Anonymous7:30 AM

    In the second photo, are they with Mittens? Is he in person or in cardboard. It's hard to tell the difference.

  54. Anonymous8:09 AM

    I'm curious how this evangelical Christian can support and pal around with Mittens considering that EVERY mainstream Christian church identifies Mormonism as a cult?

    1. Anonymous9:36 AM

      Evangelical Christian a cult, too, they have to make peace with other cults. There use to be problems with Jewish faith. Now those cults get along. More power if they have a united front. Can always throw under bus later.

  55. Anonymous10:47 AM

    I am bamfoozled by the floozies at Brancy's place on the web. They post about Trig and for Down syndrome fetuses that are not aborted. Are they serious about a protest or is that just some hype and an opportunity re-work an OWS slogan? “I am the 99%” slogan of the Occupy Wall Street guys and turns it on its head. I’m not sure if you can read the small print from the photo...."

    At what point will they address what will make a big difference for the Down syndrome children that are born? Love is not just finances but how do you give any child health care and education without the financial part of life? Those people that are doing the protests are very vital in having a say about this world we are living in. The 99% have most of the immediate responsibility for the babies that are born. If they can't put food on their tables, educate their children and all, then poverty will only turn them into more of the slave labor used by the 1%.

  56. Anonymous12:51 PM

    Who is this Nancy French woman? Is she someone that has done something noteworthy in her life? I have never heard of her. Is she just another loud mouth nobody, looking for her 15 minutes of fame? And why is she holding that pretty little black baby girl? That pretty baby, could not have come from her homely looking ass.


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